Chapter 127: Take the king to open the house
"Hello sir," said Don Quixodra, who led Arthur Pendrier to his hotel, bowed slightly to the waiter at the door, "we have a rule here, if you bring a female companion, if she spends the night in your room, you will have to pay an extra silver coin." β
"Mm-hmm," Don Quixote tugged at Arthur Pendrey, who seemed to be angry, "put it all on the books, and settle it all together." β
"Yes sir. β
"Bang~" Don Quixote closed the door of the hotel room, and then Shi Shiran let go of Arthur Pendry's supple and slender hand, and then solemnly made a mage salute to her, "I think you shouldn't mind with your broad mind Your Excellency Queen, the so-called acting is a full set, after all, there were many foreigners present at the time, and in order to protect the reputation of the British royal family, you can only use this not very clever method." β
"Hmph!" Arthur Pendry snorted coldly, obviously acquiescing to this man's excuse, to be honest, she still has some fire in her heart, "What kind of identity does this guy use, he has to use a bard, otherwise he will not be discovered, he will not be taken advantage of by this man as if he has to hold on to his hands, and the hateful waiter just now, if he were replaced by his usual self, he will definitely tear his mouth, how can you be a commoner who can chew his tongue?"
"But," Arthur Pendrier felt that the man had handled the matter quite well, "and he had no resistance to being grabbed by his hand for so long, and he had no sense of resistance, etc.," Arthur Pendrey suddenly glared at Don Quixote indignantly, "His damn soul fluctuation, he was unknowingly disturbed!"
"What's the matter, Queen?" Don Quixote took a few steps back without a trace, and the basic elements around him began to faintly move, "You just admitted that you will not be held responsible. Apparently Don Quixote's heart chuckled at Arthur Pendri's sudden angry glare, as the saying goes, a woman's heart, a needle under the sea, he didn't know what this woman was thinking now.
"Huh~" Arthur Pendry casually pulled the chair next to the head of the bed and sat down, leaning back on the chair slightly, and at the same time raised Erlang's legs, showing the queen's momentum! "I am the queen of Britain, how can I not talk a word?" Don Quixote's performance also confirmed Arthur Pendri's guess, that is, that hateful soul fluctuation, Don Quixote himself does not know, whether it is born or the benefits given by the relics of the gods, there is no point in dwelling on this issue anymore, if you meet this man in the future, just be careful, "So, how do you plan to deal with Liya's problem?"
Don Quixote sat down on the bed, pondered for a moment, and then said, "Maybe in a year or two, the little princess will not remember the next one, and the young boys and girls at this stage are in the stage of being interested in everything." β
"So what if not?" Arthur Pandre shook his upturned calves slightly, under the gauze skirt, her white calves could be faintly seen, and a pair of earth-like sandals set off the queen's beautiful little feet, but to Arthur Pendrey's little unhappiness, the man's gaze in front of him didn't seem to care about these, obviously, the queen was once again infected by Don Quixote's passive talent, but this time she didn't seem to notice," We half-elves are different from human beings, half-elves are very loyal to love, what if she is obsessed with you? β
"It's not that exaggerated. Don Quixote looked at Arthur Pendry very carefully, as if trying to find some flaw in her face, but unfortunately she seemed to be telling a fact very seriously.
After a while, Don Quixote said helplessly, "I really can't help this," looking at Arthur Penderi, who seemed to be a little angry, Don Quixote continued, "Born in the emperor's family, she will have to face these problems sooner or later, I think when the little princess grows up, she should be able to figure it out, besides, she is only fourteen or fifteen years old now, where do you know what ** is." β
"In other words, are you trying to evade responsibility?" said Arthur Pendri's smile with a hint of danger.
"You can't say that," said Don Quixote without showing weakness, "Your Majesty, I have never said at any time or place that I like the little princess, but I have met twice by chance, and you are going to force you to marry, which is a bit too arbitrary, and I also have my dignity." β
"Hiss~" Arthur Pendry took a breath, and the surrounding basic elements seemed to begin to tremble at a certain frequency, "That is also the first time you trespassed on our royal garden, with this, I can arrest you and imprison you for a few years!"
"Without my help, Zemas would have ceased to exist, you ungrateful woman!" Don Quixote narrowed his eyes slightly, and it was clear that the negotiations were about to collapse.
"When~When~"
"Who?" said Arthur Pendry, whose eyes did not take off Don Quixote's gaze, shouted angrily with his back to the door.
"Hello, beautiful lady, I am a nomadic businessman. β
"I don't need anything. β
"No, no, ma'am, I think you'll need what I'm selling. β
"Come in. Don Quixote, however, seemed to have deliberately sung against the queen, and as soon as his mind moved, the lock opened, "The door is unlocked." β
"Yes, sir. There was a sound of the deadbolt turning, and a middle-aged man who looked to be thirty or forty years old walked in with a huge cloth bag, "Dear sir, beautiful lady, say An." The man bowed to Don Quixote and Arthur Pendri, and then without any nonsense, he pulled out a smaller cloth bag from his cloth bag and placed it on the bedside table, "I'm sure you'll use it." β
"How much. β
"Not much, fifty copper coins. β
Don Quixote waved a silver coin and threw it over, "Go out and close the door." β
"Yes, yes. β
"Squeak~" After the door was closed, as Don Quixote thought, the two people who were originally tense because of the appearance of this businessman eased the atmosphere a little, so Don Quixote also stretched out his hand with a little interest, and the cloth bag on the table flew in his direction like it, "Bang!" but was intercepted by Arthur Pendrey halfway, of course, with the help of psionic energy, Don Quixote could still read the British characters written on the cloth bag.
"Plateau safflower, produced in the Omla plateau, the petals are soaked in water to clean the dense places, which can prevent pregnancy"
"Bang!" Don Quixote had just read this, and King Arthur, who was sitting there, seemed to be at the peak of his anger, and the bag of plateau saffron in his hand, which cost Don Quixote a silver coin, was directly shaken into dust by a powerful force with a destructive aura.
And Don Quixote found that Arthur Pendry's face seemed to have a hint of blush in his anger, but it was normal to think about it, no matter how shrewd and powerful this woman was, she was still a woman, and she was also a half-elf known for her dedication, and a strange man talked about plateau saffron and secret places in front of him, and there was only a hint of redness, which was already remarkable.
There was silence, and Don Quixote seemed to notice that the room was beautifully decorated, so he raised his head and looked intently at the ceiling, the floor, the walls, and so on.
Arthur Pendrey, on the other hand, seemed to be lost in thought, leaning his chin with one hand, tilting his head, and occasionally bobbing his perfect calf.
This strange atmosphere was really a bit oppressive, so after about half an hour or so, Don Quixote took the lead in breaking the silence, "That, Your Majesty, I have prepared a gift for Her Royal Highness the little princess, you can take me and pass it to her," said Don Quixote took out the camouflage uniform, goggles, universal shovel, compass, signal scroll, shield pot, and set up a bed full of them.
"What is this?" even Arthur Pendrier was a little surprised by the pile of things in front of him.
So Don Quixote once again played the role of bard, explaining to Arthur Panderi, "I think the little princess is so fond of camping that she will like this equipment." β
Arthur Pendrier picked up the compass with a little interest, and turned it from side to side as Don Quixote said, and sure enough, the needle pointing to the south was always pointing to the south, "What a magical thing, is this thing like this under any circumstances?"
"No, the compass is not omnipotent, some special geological environment, or the release of spells nearby, will affect the accuracy of this thing. β
"Oh," Arthur Pendley nodded, and put the compass back on the bed. Since neither of us can reach a satisfactory result, it is better to be like this, you are Liya's shield for five years, and declare to the outside world that you use a ring mage who is less than thirty years old as capital, like Liya to propose, and then sign a contract with me, if after five years, Liya is just an adult, and you can enter the middle level of the ring mage, I will agree that you will be with Liya, otherwise, this contract will be invalid, and I have this contract, I can keep most of the suitors out, of course, if there is another person who can replace you, then your task can be overγ β
Don Quixote thought for a moment, "Okay, since the matter started because of me, then I should also bear some responsibility, however, I hope to sign one more contract, and the content of that contract is, first, you can't reveal my true identity, and second, if no one you think is suitable for these five years, and I really become a mid-level ring mage, the first contract does not need to be executed." β
"Tsk~" Arthur Pendley tilted his head slightly, "Don't you like Liya at all?" To be honest, I, as an older sister, are a little jealous of her beauty. β
"How can I like it, I'm not a pervert, how can I like children, if it were you, it wouldn't be close?"
"Smack~" Don Quixote covered his mouth, to be honest, he didn't mean that in his heart, he just said that he wanted to prove that he was not Lolicon by analogy, but as soon as he said this, he realized that although he thought so, others didn't necessarily think much when they heard it.
"Hahaha~" Arthur Pendry held his stomach and laughed for a while, then stood up with his hands on the chair, walked to Don Quixote, and reached out to help Don Quixote, who looked embarrassed, to straighten his collar, "If you want to marry this king, then you have to be a mage of the realm."
"Slip of the tongue, slip of the tongue is under hehe, under just trying to prove"
Arthur Pandrier interrupted Don Quixote's words, grabbed Don Quixote's neck with both hands and lifted him up, staring at Don Quixote with both eyes, "You forced a king to sign such a pact with you, to be honest, if it weren't for Uncle Merlin's oath, I really want to kill you!!"
"Hehe, why don't you put me down first, and then sign the contract"
(To be continued)