"I'm so stupid, I'm really ......," Niu Wanwan began.

"Yes, you only know that you can only change jobs when you accept the transfer task from the trainer, and you can only change jobs when you do it; You don't know that you can change jobs by giving other tasks to trainers. "As soon as I heard him start talking, I felt a headache.

Since he became a paladin, Niu Million has only repeatedly told me about his forced transfer, and at first I couldn't bear to comfort him, but when he said it eighteenth time, even if I was the most charitable idol, I no longer sympathized with him. By now, I can almost recite his words, and I get a headache when I hear them.

He stood with his mouth open, staring at me with straight eyes, and then walked away, as if he had no interest in himself. But he also delusionally wanted to draw the story of his change of class from other things, such as missions, letters, and other berserkers. As soon as he saw the Berserker who had just been successfully transferred, he said:

"Alas, if I hadn't handed in that task, I'd be a berserker now......"

When others saw his eyes, they were surprised and urged their companions to hurry away. So he was the only one left, and finally he was bored and left. Later, when I knew his temper, as long as there was a berserker in front of me, I asked him with a smile, and said:

"Niu Million, if you don't hand in that task, won't you be a berserker now?"

"Hey, why does our conversation sound so familiar?" Choked back by my words, Niu Million stupidly touched the long horn on his head, and asked me with a slightly dull expression, "Why do I feel more and more like Xianglin's sister-in-law?" ”

"You say yes...... who this "Xianglin sister-in-law" is, I don't know at all, this is probably a word that only those who are involved in the air can understand. Perhaps it's best to go along with such a question. However, out of consideration for Niu Million's gender, I think it is ridiculous to say that he is like Xianglin's "sister-in-law", so I added another sentence and reminded him: "...... But speaking of which, you should be more like Xianglin's husband. ”

Unexpectedly, my kind reminder unexpectedly elicited a strong reaction from him. He retorted loudly to me, ", you're like that short-lived ghost!" ”

"I've never said I'm like him." I shrugged my shoulders, wondering why he was so annoyed. It's not like it......

"Damn!" Niu Million said angrily, "However, ......"

He "but" for a long time, and there was nothing "but" out of it, and finally he had to swallow heavily, and said to me angrily: "It can be seen that it is a fallacy!" ”

After saying this, the paladin Niu million—a name that sounds awkward—smiled, and his smile was full of a prank that could only be understood but not spoken. I knew he was joking with me, even though I didn't know what was funny about those words. I thought it was supposed to be a joke for the air-waders, and a friendly and rather urbane joke, but I wasn't very happy.

"Fallacy" is a word that sits a bit harsh to me. In fact, harsh words and descriptions are often something real and relevant, even in the here and now.

I am a primitive, but I have nothing in common with my conformist companions; I'm not an air wader, but I live like them, talk and laugh the same, complete tasks the same, fight monsters and level up. I hide my differences from other people all the time, pretending to be an air wader, playing the role of another person in my life. But no matter who I can fool, I can't fool myself.

I know that I am different from them, completely different, even though I don't know where those differences are.

So, who am I? Where should I belong? Perhaps, my very existence is a ridiculous mistake, and I am indeed a "fallacy", which is not funny at all.

"Oh, my fairy is calling me!" Just when I was feeling a little sad about Niu Million's joke, he suddenly took out his magic notes, looked at the magic information column, and then cheered loudly.

"Fairy? Yours? I looked at him quizzically.

"Hey, it's that fairy who landed on her face to the ground. What, don't remember? The female elf, the druid, the ...... who turns into a bear," Niu Million reminded me.

"Oh, it's her!" I remembered that the fairy that Niu Million was talking about was the elf druid that we met by chance when we were adventuring underground together, and would fall into a berserk state when we were frightened. It seems that they have been in contact so much lately that they have become so familiar with each other's names.

"Let me tell you, I accompanied her to do a lot of tasks a while ago, and I also managed to get him a few new pieces of equipment with very good attributes, and it was not easy for her to agree to video chat with me two days ago." Although my minotaur friend was exceptionally burly and had just been promoted to a holy and noble paladin, he couldn't help but smile treacherously as he said these words, as if he was showing off triumphantly.

"I believe it now, man, the Internet really deceives people!" Speaking of this, Niu Million shook his brain shell so loudly that saliva was about to drip to his chest, "The fairy came down to the earth with her face on the ground?" If she had touched the ground with her face, I'd have had to plant my face right down the drain. Beauty, beauty...... Rare, rare, rare......"

"Video chat"? I don't quite understand what that means, but I guess he probably meant that they had recently met on a more authentic higher plane. For those who are wandering and wandering alone in the turbulence of time and space, this is indeed a meeting to celebrate—especially when the meeting is made with a beautiful woman.

"But shouldn't you get yourself some new gear? You look a little too miserable, don't you? I kindly reminded him. Although he was already level thirty-five, except for a ring given to him by Lady Buttersphia when he had just been successfully transferred, Niu Million could hardly find a new piece of equipment on his body that matched his level. His whole body was covered with tattered goods that were only suitable for novices of a few or a dozen levels, and the log used as a weapon was a "bulky stake" that had been used since the first level.

"You don't understand that. Equipment, upgrades, and eyebrows, these are my three main goals, and among them, the first goal is to make eyebrows, if the other goals conflict with this goal, they will be invalid. "It's strange, it's said that the minotaurs are an unsmiling, upright and honest race, but this minotaur paladin standing in front of me now is really an outlier among the aliens. He didn't say anything with a wicked smile like a successful trick, and his expression was very prodigal and obscene, and he didn't even have half a word to do with the image of the "upright and honest" Minotaur.

"Oh, she's pushing me again. I'm sorry, Jeff, but I'm really leaving. You level up and have the opportunity to work together again. The magic notebook once again sent out the signal that the message had been received, and Niu Million glanced at it hurriedly, and immediately hurriedly said goodbye to me.

"Okay, then congratulations, I wish you both a good time and good luck along the way!" I immediately and sincerely send my best wishes to Niu Million.

"Speaking of which, it's thanks to you who took us on a mission in the first place. I wish you good luck coming soon. "Niu Million really didn't forget to dig the well, and he didn't forget to thank me for this incident when he was leaving.

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(At 5 o'clock this morning, my grandfather accidentally fell when he got up, and was immediately sent to the hospital for emergency treatment, and now there is no major problem, but the left half of his body is weak, and he has no sense of balance, and he seems to have no idea about me, and now he still needs to be hospitalized for observation, and the possibility of blood clots is greater, and he is afraid that he will be half of his body.)

Xiao Xianzi's literacy began by sitting on his grandfather's lap and listening to the comic books. Grandpa was a soldier who had only been taught in school for four years and had limited literacy. When I read a painting, every time there is a new word, I will dig out the dictionary and look it up carefully, and remind me again and again, for fear of leaving a wrong impression on me. Xiao Xianzi has been studying for more than ten years, and my grandfather is the first teacher of my enlightenment.

Half a year after I was born, I waited in my grandfather's arms for Mount Tai, the youngest of the tourists in Mount Tai that day. Whenever I think of this, my grandfather always laughs and says: I want you to carry me up the mountain in the future. Grandpa is nearly ninety years old, with a big belly and more than 200 pounds, but he just smiled......

Grandpa, grandson wants to carry you to climb Mount Tai............ ）