Chapter 61: How the Cow Died
The village that appeared caught our attention: Niu Wan and I looked at each other and galloped towards the village—no matter how much we ran, we could not escape the pursuers behind us. If you escape into that village, you may be able to find a way out of the difficult terrain.
Climbing over the wall, we immediately turned around and picked some rough paths to reach deeper into the village. After only three or four turns, we could no longer see the traces of our pursuers, only the occasional sound of messy footsteps behind us proved that our enemy was still following closely. After a few more turns, the footsteps behind us became smaller and clearer, and it sounded as if the enemy had divided their forces to chase after us, and only one person followed us.
Crossing a front street, we ran down behind a collapsed wall. My eyes lit up, and I saw that there was a warehouse in front of me, and there was a lot of timber thrown in a mess, and it was piled up quite high, as long as I lowered my body, I could hide it completely. If the pursuers do not climb into the storehouse, it will be difficult to find the people hiding inside. I jumped into the pile of lumber, and in the blink of an eye, I found Niu Million standing under the eaves, staring straight into the gap in the wall in front of me, holding his obsidian pillar high.
"Niu Million, what are you doing?" I asked, lowering my voice.
"Shh......h There seems to be only one person in the back, as soon as he shows his head, I will give him a hard time, roar ......" The Minotaur Paladin smiled treacherously.
It wasn't the first time he'd done something like this. In previous adventures, he had often been ambushed. Wait until we lure the intractable beast to him for a surprise attack. I must say that it is a bit condescending for our Minotaur friend to be a paladin, and with his usual obscene personality and cunning mind, it is the right way to be a wanderer and do that slapping man behind his back.
However, this idiot forgot one very important thing.
"Don't ......," I was startled, and tried to stop him in my hoarse voice.
"Whisper, whisper!" He danced at me and motioned for me to be silent.
"Run!" I pointed twice hard at the back door of the warehouse, motioning for him to get out of here.
Niu Million looked there in amazement. Then he straightened his ears and listened for a long time, then turned his head and shrugged his shoulders at me, as if to tell me that there were no pursuers there. I misheard.
I patted my forehead in frustration and desperately pointed to the top of my head, motioning for him to look up.
The stupid cow had completely lost his original treacherous personality by this time, and looked stupidly at the top of the warehouse. Of course, he didn't see anything.
Annoyed, I raised my sword and gestured back and forth at my neck, signaling to him that danger was imminent.
He actually slammed his big head into the stone pillar twice. Then make a faint grimace.
The supreme god is above, life is at stake, who the has the heart to joke with you! I wanted to kick him in the ass twice.
But it seems. I don't have that opportunity anymore.
"Big stupid cow. Run. They can see your name...... "At that moment, the longbow shot its head out of a large water tank in the corner. Shouted. Well? Isn't he always behind us? When did you run ahead of me and hide here? I didn't see him.
As soon as the longbow shot at the sun, a fountain of blood exploded from behind Niu Million. Immediately after, the vampire sword dancer, necromancer, and demon berserker swooped in over the wall, snatching up their weapons and slashing at him with menace. Niu Million just wanted to cast the magic of "Holy Light Protection", but he was stunned by someone who dared to be uglier than me from behind with a stick, and then he became a fixed meat target, and was brutalized by all kinds of weapons. From time to time, voices such as "let me stab him again" and "get out of the way, I want to kick him again", it was obvious that the four adventurers of the post-apocalyptic empire were in a very relaxed mood. In the blink of an eye, the tall Minotaur Paladin turned into a tall bull corpse.
Even so, the evil necromancer did not let him go, crouching beside him and tearing his corpse and devouring it. This is a unique racial skill of the Undead that can be restored by devouring the corpses of enemies. But now that "this person is dead" is obviously full of health, he is obviously just doing this to vent his anger.
"It would be nice if it could be made into a fat cow hot pot...... "It didn't take long for the corpse of Niu Million to be gnawed into a pile of cow bones by him—and he didn't know where the space in the skeleton's body was for so many cow heads. He shook his head with regret and smacked his lips vigorously, looking unsatisfied.
I hope that Niu Million will not feel distressed by his sudden weight loss after being resurrected. I thought to myself.
Although Niu Million is my partner and comrade-in-arms, it is fair to say that he fell into this fate purely because he deserved to be unlucky and killed himself. I think everyone knows what just happened: yes, the wall did cover Niu Million's body and that thick obsidian pillar, but the big idiot had forgotten how long his goddamn name was. Those beasts or ordinary natives can't see the soul markings on people's heads, so his sneak attacks are very good when dealing with beasts. But for these four late-time empire seekers, the long list of boastful and shameless names of the ages on Niu Million's head is like an oversized advertising sign set up in the flat ground, which is radiant and shining even in the dark night
He had to spread it all the way up to the heavens, so that the gods who dwelt in the zenith would also know that he was in the cow.
Rather than saying that he was ambushed by the enemy and died, I think it would be more appropriate to say that he died stupidly.
"This big stupid cow ......" I whispered in my heart!
"Solve one, and now it's your turn." The troll assassin looked at the dwarf nesting in the tank and said unhurriedly, "If you hadn't made a sound, we wouldn't have been able to find you." ”
Longbow shook his head in frustration, slowly crawled out of the water tank, and shrugged his shoulders: "Who made me a good person, and even didn't want my own life to save my friends." He said. He shouted in the direction of where I was hiding, "Jeffreytz, come out, he sees us." ”
The eyes of the four men immediately turned to me.
I have so much hatred in my heart that I even have the heart to strangle that damn dwarf with one hand.
I jumped out of the pile of wood, and before my feet touched the ground, I began to yell: "If you want to be a good person, be a good person, why should I pull on the back?" You've been discovered, and I've been ......."
Suddenly, I realized that something wasn't quite right. As soon as the four men turned their faces, the longbow shot the sun and spread two small short legs. Straight out like a pinball to the path behind the warehouse. But when he saw me jump out, his face was full of astonishment, and he opened his mouth wide and stopped.
“…… Hide it well......" I finished the sentence in a daze.
"Jeff? Are you really hiding here? "The longbow shot at the sun made me vomit blood. Seem...... It seems to be ...... He was pointing at me just now just to distract the four of them.
"Didn't you come before me? You didn't see it when I came in? I asked rhetorically.
"I kept squatting in the tank. I don't even dare to show my head when I hear a voice, who knows it's you? Later, when I heard that there was no movement, I dared to observe the situation, and I saw that Niu Million was a stupid person. ”
I don't think this stupid guy who has exposed his position has any qualifications to say that Niu Million is a stupid person.
And I was actually deceived by this stupid person into the net, it seems that in this stupid game of "comparing who is stupider". I'm the winner.
Our conversation made the four enemies look at each other, and after a few moments, they erupted into a violent laugh, and the necromancer dislocated his jaw from laughter. With great difficulty, he had to put his mandible back on, the Demon Berserker couldn't even stand on his feet with laughter, and the Vampire Sword Dancer laughed wildly. I can't even hold the sword in my hand. And the troll assassin's waist grinned even more. Snatched his face directly to the ground.
If the four of them could keep laughing like this, they would laugh so hard that they would die. It's a good ending. Unfortunately, they have a lot more self-control than I would have liked.
"Alright, well, since you two are here, my business will be much easier. The wife ...... "Troll assassin who dares to be uglier than me, looked back at his vampire lover, and stretched out three long, thin fingers," ...... Brush the bowl for three months. ”
The Vampire Sword Dancer nodded affirmatively: "Say three months, it's three months!" ”
After receiving an affirmative answer, the troll assassin approached us with three companions with apologetic faces: "I'm so sorry, you two can please be wronged and wronged, and brush my job for three months." ”
I knew very well what the land that was about to welcome us would be, and hurriedly told the devout people beside me, "I can't run away from the corpse, and when you come back, you must remember to resurrect me." Remember, you must come and resurrect me! ”
Here and now, the longbow is my last reliance, and I can't think of any other way to continue my life than him. I can only hope that he has a sufficient sense of justice and responsibility to fulfill my wishes.
"It's too far to run the corpse, but I still like to resurrect the Grim Reaper's sister on the spot...... his sense of responsibility is really limited.
"Let's talk together at the resurrection point!" Impatient, the Demon Berserker rushed out with a broadsword. I was tempted to tell him that there was no way I could get to the resurrection point, but he didn't seem interested.
"Whoosh!" A terrible sound of breaking wind came from the air, and then our eyes lit up, as if we saw a meteor streaked by. In an instant, the starlight went out, a blood-colored flame erupted, and then we heard the Demon Berserker clutch his head and shout "Ouch", and a steel feathered arrow was stuck in the center of his brow.
"Hey, Jeff, it seems like every time I see you, you're always in trouble." On a remnant wall on the east side, the voice of a lazy man floated away. I followed the prestige, and saw two tall and tall figures standing on the remnant wall.
(For some unknown technical reasons, Xiao Xianzi fought to the death with his computer for a week.) Today the good news came: I was finally defeated by a computer virus.
Although I can barely type and surf the Internet, the other functions of the computer are basically completely incomplete. Therefore, I plan to take advantage of the rest of the day after tomorrow to find a legendary master to help you get it, so it may delay the update of these two days, don't blame you.