I am in deep repentance.

I've only heard about the GM from my friends who are part of the Skywade, and I've blindly and arbitrarily dismissed them as just a bunch of ordinary nobles with incredible power, and have secretly insulted and ridiculed them psychologically more than once.

The supreme god Darimus testified for me, and I really didn't know that GM turned out to be another name for the gods. If I had known, I would never have committed such a blasphemous sin with my pious heart.

What's worse is that the all-knowing and omnipotent supreme god should also be one of the GM, and my various slanders against GM are probably known to his old man. Although I didn't mean it, if he was suddenly in a bad mood and was very dissatisfied with my words and deeds, then ......

I stole a sneaky glance at the descending deity, the GM007 Fallen Angel, in horror, for fear of seeing the condemning look on his face.

Lord Fallen Angel was looking at Fei Yin with a kind face and a smile on his face, only occasionally glancing at me once or twice with the afterglow of his eyes.

Hush...... It doesn't seem that bad, and perhaps the gods are too busy to care about my petty disrespect to them. I breathed a sigh of relief and comforted myself.

No, it won't be like this! Suddenly, my mind burst into vigilance, and I was immediately alert: how could a god who knows all things not know the contemptuous thoughts of me, a mere mortal? Is there anything we can hide from the power of the gods? For my little pride, the gods will never fail to notice it.

So what is he doing? Why didn't he expose me? Criticize me? Punish me? Use his omnipresent divine power to give me the punishment this sinner deserves? Still standing on the sidelines and pretending to ignore me completely?

There is only one answer: he is waiting, waiting for me to repent, waiting for me to repent of myself. He gave me a chance to repent and let me, a sinner, grasp a life-saving straw in the boundless sea of sin.

How merciful and how great, the heart of the gods is as vast as the sky and as wide as the sea......

Once again, I was deeply moved!

I stood silently, gazing at the deity in front of me with admiration and gratitude: if the wings were removed, it was a plain-looking, ordinary-looking human being, with brownish-yellow skin, black eyes, and sparse eyebrows hanging listlessly on his forehead, making him look weak and tired. I bet if he hid his wings and walked into the crowd, he would disappear in the blink of an eye, like an ordinary passerby. This is the face of a god, revealing a profound truth in the ordinary.

Despite his mediocre appearance, his outfit follows a sacred and esoteric aesthetic that I can't ignore:

On his feet he wore a pair of rudimentary slippers—oh, let me sigh, what a simple god—and on either side of the soles were drawn two sharp and flowing white hook patterns.

Although it was only made up of a pair of soles and two wide straps, I never knew what the shoes were made of. It looks crystal clear, light as a feather, and softer as a ball of cotton. My knowledge of alchemy has been completely useless under the infinite creative power of the gods. I was deeply aware that before the gods, I was as lowly and ignorant as an ordinary ant.

"The pair of brand slippers, microfiber upper, full-length air cushion, and wear-resistant sole bring you the wonderful enjoyment of walking above the clouds. Movement Speed +5000, Defense +2400, Health +1600, the wearer can increase movement speed by 2000%, and use teleportation skills infinitely. ”

The Fallen Angel wore a pair of large colored trousers, the cuffs of which were just below the knees, which forced his holy calves to be exposed to the impudent desecration of our mortal eyes—well, did I mention that the Celestials' legs were straight and stiff, with an awe-inspiring majesty?

The color of these big pants is so fancy that it's like a rag that a painter uses to clean the palette - let's just say that all the colors I've ever seen in this world can be found in these shorts. As the Venerable Fallen Angel walked, it was as if I saw a rainbow moving in front of me.

"Neck Fighter shorts, the second Chinese brand selected for the Louvre, are designed by masters and creative with a spectrum of creativity, so that your lower body can always feel the sun. Strength +3000, Defense +2600, Health +5000, resist all ailments such as Freeze, Chaos, Petrification, Sleep, Poison, etc. ”

If the texture of the shoes and shorts was too much for me to distinguish, the top of the god was even more poignant - he was clearly wearing a pure cashmere fabric. I'm no stranger to cashmere, which I often use when I work on alchemy.

This pair has no buckle at the front, and is supposed to be put on the body from the head like heavy armor - I guess this symbolizes the warmth of God and the encompassing of the world; Its sleeves were so long that they almost covered the fingers of the fallen angels—I guess it symbolized God's protection of those who worked diligently with their hands; It has a short hem that leads out of the belly button of the fallen angel - I guess that means God encourages us to stand up and endure the hardships of life; It is black on the left side and white on the right—I guess this means that the majesty of God covers the earth day and night; It has two crossed patterns on it - I guess......

In short, I am convinced that God's garment is never coarse and casual, and that every detail of it has infinite depth and connotation, which is enough for those of us who are stupid to understand and feel.

"Hengquan Xiang Velvet Woolen Sweater - Niu Niu Niu! An internationally renowned brand, implementing the avant-garde and avant-garde art of advertising, warming your winter season with futuristic symbols full of black humor. Strength +2300, Defense +8000, Agility +1500, Health +1400, and the wearer can use the Light Guardian skill without restrictions. ”

Further up, the gods had a red rope tied around their necks—a sign of the gods' self-discipline.

"Silverlion tie, the man's world, brings you a glamorous masculine style. Wisdom +8000, Defense +1300, Health +3400, and the wearer can use the Finger of Death skill without restrictions. ”

In addition to these, the great angel of the remnant wings of the gods also wore some protective gear and ornaments such as the "GUCGI Men's Taste Felt Hat" and the "Platinum Fang Eight Hearts and Eight Arrows Psychic Diamond Ring", held in his hand the powerful weapon "Love Crazy Wireless Mobile Communication Receiver", and a "forever 28-inch bicycle" stored in the magical space where his mount was placed, ready to set sail and charge at a speed beyond sound......

Well, let's take a fresh look at this revered deity: pair slippers, leg pulls, shorts, a constant ring velvet sweater, a silver tie around the neck, a GUCGI felt hat, a diamond ring, a mobile receiver in his hand, and a forever 28-inch two-wheeled magic chariot......

I have to admit that his outfit makes me feel very awkward. He gave me the feeling of a half-plucked quail - the kind that had just been scalded in boiling water.

But at the same time, I also know that the so-called "ugliness" in my eyes is only based on the low aesthetic level of me, a mortal with the naked eye. The reason why we feel ugly and messy is simply because our ambitions are more lowly. For those omniscient gods, perhaps only this kind of dress can truly conform to the aesthetic taste of true nobility and holiness.

Under this costume, the Fallen Angel perfectly presents the image of a god of elegance and purity at all times and places. Whether it is among the humans, or in the elves, or perhaps in the clusters of minotaurs, dwarves, gnomes, and all the races of the entire continent of Falvi, a man like him will always be as bright as a spark in the dark, leading people's souls forward......

"Lord GM, what are you wearing here......" Sure enough, Lord Tenjin's solemn and solemn clothes greatly enhanced the sacred aura he exuded, and even Fei Yin, who had always been afraid of heaven and earth, was deeply shocked by him, and looked at him eagerly with respectful admiration and exclaimed:

“…… It's all the representative works of domestic copycat factory brands......"

The Fallen Angel's cheeks turned slightly red, and he couldn't help but bow his head, and replied in a low voice with his lips:

"Hmm...... This one...... Our company is expanding its advertising business, and because GM's equipment has always attracted a lot of attention, the naming rights of various equipment have been sold...... So we'll ......" he shrugged, looking down at his outfit helplessly. Probably thinking that it was undignified for a god to answer a mortal's question so easily, the fallen angel coughed lightly and asked:

"Where's that bug you're talking about?"

Fei Yin's eyes rolled slyly: "I saw on the homepage that players are rewarded for reporting bugs, right?" That one...... What is the reward? Can you tell me first? ”

"According to Article 32 of the workbook, the first player to report a bug will definitely receive a reward. But the content of the reward is not certain...... "Our venerable Tenjin-sama showed enough patience for Fei Yin's almost rude cross-examination," ...... Generally speaking, rewards are given based on the impact of the reported bug on the system, and the more serious the bug, the more generous the reward. ”

"Can you tell me what kind of rewards they have?" Fei Yin had an innocent smile on her face, like a harmless sweet girl - according to what I know about the elder adult, whenever she shows this expression, she must be thinking about the ghost idea of blackmail.

"According to Article 54 of the Workbook, the rewards given to players can only be chosen from gold, point cards, and experience point rewards...... "Lord Fallen Angel replied solemnly, "...... What exactly is the bug you found? ”

"Will you reward us with a powerful piece of equipment, something like an artifact?" Fei Yin's eyes flashed with excitement with a pure and bright glow, directly ignoring the question of Lord Celestial.

"This ...... Sorry, there is no such thing. The bug fixes were originally intended to ensure the balance of the game, and according to Article 79 of the Workbook, it is impossible for us to give players a piece of equipment that will affect the balance of the game......" Lord Fallen Angel patiently lectured.

Suddenly, Fei Yin boldly grabbed the arm of Lord Tianshen, swaying back and forth coquettishly, and a cute expression as pure as a kitten flowed from her two eye sockets: "Then can you secretly give me one...... One will do, I won't tell anyone, let's pull the hook ......" she said, holding out the little finger of her right hand.

Being pulled by such a girl, Lord Fallen Angel looks terribly embarrassed. He hurriedly broke free from Fei Yin's pull: "Ahem...... Not really, according to Article 120 of the Workbook, it is impossible for me to agree to such a request. You'd better tell me where the bug is. ”

Confirming that it was really impossible for Lord Celestial God to give the artifact, Fei Yin had to dispel this thought, and pouted in some disappointment: "Hey, shouldn't we finish reporting, as soon as you report to the company, you will turn your face and swallow our reward." I've heard of this kind of thing. ”

"It's absolutely impossible for this to happen. The company has always adhered to the corporate philosophy of serving players and giving back to the society, and wholeheartedly protects the vital interests of players and game achievements, which is well-known in the industry. Lord Fallen Angel hurriedly explained solemnly.

Fei Yin pouted: "Hmph, what you said before reporting the BUG is good, maybe as soon as you receive the BUG, you will kick us away and ignore it." This is the same as demolition, before the demolition of the house, all the good words are said, after the demolition is completed, we call the sky should not be, the ground is not working, hmph, real estate developers are like this......"

Tenjin-sama muttered aggrievedly, "We are not real estate developers......"

"The truth is the same anyway......" Fei Yin squinted her eyes and looked at the remnant winged fallen angel with distrust, "...... Your words are so suspicious, I think it's hard to protect my own interests......"

Tenjin-sama, who was accused of being "suspicious", was embarrassed: "This is really impossible. According to Article 166 of the work manual, if you don't get the reward, you can call the customer service department directly to report it, the customer service department's number is on the homepage, my number is 007......" Lord Tenjin pointed to the name above his head, "...... Feel free to supervise my work. ”

"Hmph, then if you swallow half of our reward, and we take something, and we don't know how much to take, won't we suffer a dumb loss?"

"Uh...... "Probably our Celestial Lord has never encountered such a nonsense infidel, a thin face is suffocated red, and it sounds like he speaks with a little crying...... I really won't do this, Article 172 of the workbook stipulates that GM's ID number is locked, and it is not allowed to register another account to enter the Falvi continent, what use do I want your reward? ”

"Hmph, I don't believe that. This is the same as selling real estate. It is said that the owner ordered the ID number for registration, but in fact, it is enough to spend some money to buy one from the migrant workers, you can buy a number for fifteen yuan, and you can get a ...... if you buy three."

"We are not real estate developers!" The Fallen Angel corrected loudly. He was now blushing and thick-necked, and looked like he was on the verge of collapse. I wondered if he would blast the delicate little girl in front of him into a pile of pieces in a fit of rage. But it was admirable that he was able to endure the offense of this mortal, and continued to explain to her—oh, what a big heart......

"Okay, okay, okay, I'm scared of you. Perhaps I can use the special provisions of Article 250 of the Work Manual to flexibly adopt some special measures in the event of special circumstances, with the protection of the company's reputation and interests as the primary principle......"

The number of clauses in the Celestials' Workbook is staggering, and the fact that someone has been able to memorize them backwards is enough to make me sigh from the bottom of my heart; And he was able to flexibly choose the terms that applied according to different occasions, I am afraid that only the mind of a god can have such wisdom......

“…… However, this information is restricted by confidentiality regulations, and can only be known to the three of you, and must not be told to others......" he carefully advised. Looking at us expectantly, we nodded hurriedly.

“…… Even if I accidentally told someone, I can't say it......" Just when we all thought he was going to tell the secret news, he added.

Nod.

"That...... Even if I accidentally let others know that I said it, it can't be said that I told you on purpose...... "Although I have always been in awe of God's instructions, he ...... Oh, there is nothing but, I am in awe, I am in awe, I am in awe......

“…… Even if you let others know that I told you on purpose, it can't be said that I told you during the report......"

“…… Even if it's ......"

The Celestial God brought the noble virtue of prudence to the extreme. However, it soon became clear to me that, in the light of his step-by-step statement, it seemed that even if the whole world knew that he had told us the inside information of the divine realm, it would not seem to be a big deal—he seemed to have a way of coping with it.

"Enough, enough, enough!" Fei Yin seemed impatient with the Celestials' careful admonitions and blessings—of course it wasn't right, what a blessing it was to be able to hear the teachings of the gods with his own ears—even though he seemed to be rambling on some inconsequential nonsense.

“…… I promise no one to tell, not so much 'even if', OK? Fei Yin reassured. She turned her face to look at me and Buddha Xiao, and we both immediately nodded firmly.

"That's good...... Then I'll just say......" Seeing that we were swearing, Lord Fallen Angel with Broken Wings seemed to have a snack, and he breathed a sigh of relief and said this.

Seeing that he was about to tell the secret of the divine realm, Fei Yin hurriedly came to his side and pricked up her ears, for fear of missing a word.

“…… None of you really can say it......" After hesitating for a long time, Lord Tenjin was still not at ease, and held back such a sentence.

"You're not done!" The high-pitched screams almost pierced my eardrums, and if I hadn't stopped them, our president, Lord Fei Yin, might have committed the crime of killing gods on the spot.

It's just horrible......