"Hey, grown? Where have you been going these days? It's so ...... to see you Uh, that ...... Happy. I smiled with a clear conscience and said, "Hey, string song, wild goose formation, long time no see." Hey, nurse, you're there too? This isn't the place for people of your level, so you have to be careful. ”

The ambiguous elven duo of the marksman, Goya and the beast trainer, walked with Fei Yin, while the elder of our elder family---- the nurse in the candlelight of the druid, a cow of only thirty-three ranks, followed them, like all the horned buns of the minotaur tribe who had just left the desolate and obscurantist steppe tribe, blinking their big curious eyes at the one around them

"I went out for a trip two days ago, so I didn't go online......" Fei Yin explained to me---- she obviously didn't see that I didn't really want to know where she went, in fact, sometimes I would rather never know---- she said, she approached me and looked up and down, and then frowned slightly: "I haven't seen each other for so long, why haven't you changed to a new equipment?" ”

"Don't mention it, I've been unlucky lately, and the tasks I've taken are all drudgery to save the world, and there's no oil and water at all, and the little mission reward isn't even enough to repair equipment. I ...... the other day"

"Okay, okay, all of them are this virtue, and when they see my face, they cry poor. Recently, the guild has plenty of liquidity, so I'm not in a hurry to collect debts from you! "I was about to recount what had happened to me recently, when the wealthy elder interrupted my statement with an impatient wave of his hand.

I have found that many times, when you tell a lie, it is always inevitable that others will take it seriously, and when you rarely tell the truth seriously, you will always be regarded as a hypocritical lie by others---- this series of misunderstandings and misunderstandings often make our lives impermanence and helpless.

Anyway, even if it's a misunderstanding, it's always a good thing that Fei Yin can dispel the coveting of my poor money bag. I asked with a secret sigh of relief. "What are you doing here? Is there anything I can do to help? ”

Xian Ge Yayi shrugged his shoulders and said to me apologetically: "Originally, there was a task to be completed here, but we just made an appointment with the Yangtze River Delta and Foxiao, and the team is full, so I can't take you with me to ......."

"That's great...... cough cough cough ...... I mean, it's a shame. "I was immediately relieved to learn that I didn't have to risk being skinned and sucked out of my marrow to fight alongside our beloved Elder. I almost said the wrong thing. Fei Yin looked at me suspiciously, and I looked up at the sky at a pure forty-five degree angle, letting the soft wind blow my cheeks red.

"Hey, Buddha laughing, you really can't stand the chatter, we just mentioned you." Suddenly, String Ge Yayi raised his arm and waved it behind me. Following his gaze, Buddha Xiao, a scarred human swordsman with a left sword and a right sword, appeared in our field of vision.

Buddha laughed and found us in the crowd. Walked over quickly: "Everyone is ready, am I late?" Sorry, I'm sorry, I just finished a mission, and I was delayed repairing equipment on the way. ”

"It's not too late, you still have an appointment to ......," I explained to him, "...... I have an urgent mission and can't join you. ”

"Whew. That's good, I'm relieved that I didn't delay anything. The white-clothed swordsman nodded in response.

"Oh, yes. Buddha smiled...... "Speaking of this, Fei Yin seemed to suddenly remember something, leaned over and lowered her voice and asked curiously. "I heard that your attendant invited you to eat Aolong two days ago? How's that? As he spoke, our elder licked his lips and looked maliciously at the minotaur druid, who was standing not far away looking at the tall buildings in a daze, as if he were staring at a steaming feast of all cows.

"yes, yes, what's going on?" String Song Yayi, Yan Zhen, and I all asked in unison. Don't forget, when Buddha Xiao grabbed a piece of tattered equipment for his warrior monk follower "I'm your father", all three of us were by his side, for this matter. We certainly have every reason to care. In particular, I ---- strictly speaking, it was I who came forward to fight the guildmaster of the Knights of the Hammer of Punishment all my life obsessed with dreaming of a duel. I earned him this free dinner---- even though the dinner took place in a distant otherworld--- I was still very interested in it.

"This ......" the Buddha's smile suddenly became weird. His brows were skimmed into the shape of a figure eight, and the muscles at the corners of his mouth twitched slightly, giving people the feeling that an unlucky guy had just bitten a big mouthful of green lemon fruit, and his gums were cramping all over his mouth, but out of etiquette, there was no way to spit it out immediately, and it was impossible to swallow it in one gulp, so he could only hold it in his mouth and was in a dilemma.

"This ...... It's just a meal, just an ordinary meal...... Hehe...... "Buddha smiled and covered up.

"It's just an ordinary meal...... Fei Yin's screaming voice was like a cat with its tail stepped on, she probably realized that her reaction was a little overacted, and looked around a little shyly---- of course, the most important thing was to peek at the nurse in the candlelight not far away, and found that this big-mouthed cow who had never seen the world was lying on her mouth and looking enviously at the high-end equipment on passers-by, and she didn't notice our conversation at all, so she was relieved.

“…… You're too greedy, that's a meal! Ao Long!! Fei Yin pressed the collar of the Buddha smile, lowered her voice, and gritted her teeth, "Even I only plan to knock on this stupid girl for a hot pot, forget it, you are still here to sell cheaply, and an ordinary meal is still ...... Still...... That's it?! ”

We know that there is no shortage of people in this world who have the spirit of self-deprecation and irony, such as the elder who is standing in front of us---- who can rightly and loudly accuse others of "greed"? So we can understand that the world is full of absurdist black humor.

Although I don't know how expensive the "Aolong" in their mouths is, I am sure that Fo Xiao obviously took advantage of a big advantage, otherwise the adult's performance would not be so gaffe---- this is obviously because of strong jealousy---- I don't know if it's an illusion, the adult's water-blue eyes seem to faintly reveal a bit of excitement and fierce red light, I don't guarantee that she didn't take advantage of the white-clothed swordsman in front of her, who took advantage of herself, peeled her shell and plucked her hair and devoured it alive.

Could it be that the deadly undead toxin in Wagner's body has been infected by Fei Yin's body? I'm secretly on guard.

"Really...... There's really nothing to say...... "Buddha smiled and leaned back in embarrassment, surprisingly, when he faced the cannibalistic gaze of our grown-ups, he didn't feel the slightest fear, but just looked a little ...... Surprised?

"Fei Yin, don't make trouble. The Yangtze River Delta is coming! At this moment, the Elven Beast Tamer Yan Array, armed with a huge musket, interrupted Fei Yin's questioning and pointed not far ahead.

Ahead, a soft wave of flesh is squeezing through the congested flow of people, surging towards us happily and slowly. Even if you don't look at the name, you know that this huge humanoid creature with many spheres stacked is the half-orc fat thief ---- Yangtze River Delta that we are familiar with.

"Huh? He seemed to have a man with him. "I saw a figure hanging behind him. Follow unhurriedly, and occasionally say a few words to him.

While we were still waiting, Xian Ge Yayi had already read the man's name clearly: "He brought me to your father." Buddha laughs, your little follower is here. "It seems that the half-blind man with glasses seems to have better eyesight than any of us.

Fei Yin immediately waved her hand happily and shouted: "I'm your father, your boss is also here with us, hurry up and come over to say goodbye!" ”

I have to say that the name of this bearded human warrior monk who is not good-looking is too provocative, and Fei Yin's words have just been shouted. Immediately, the whole street was glared at. Fortunately, she quickly discovered this situation, and quickly lowered her head, put the index fingers of her hands together in a small manner, revealing an innocent expression like a rising chick, and muttered pitifully: "I'm calling my friend's name, it's the name......"

She was busy putting on a look of grievance and horror, and succeeded in extinguishing the anger that poured out of the crowd against her. But it was precisely because of this that she didn't notice that the Buddha smile around her was already white, and cold sweat was like rain. trembling and scolding: "Unlucky, why did he come, why did he come too......"

I heard Fei Yin's shout. The bearded warrior monk who described it as obscene immediately came to his senses. He suddenly left the Yangtze River Delta, struggled to push away the crowd, and accelerated towards us: "Where are you......

This servant, master, and child treasure are obviously well-known in the guild, and even the nurse in the candlelight of the adult's royal attendant has heard of it---- or should I say that they are sympathetic. She casually pointed in the direction where Buddha Xiao was standing, and quipped, "Oh, where you are, go over and say goodbye." ”

The bearded man and the fart walked briskly towards the Buddha and smiled, and we looked forward to witnessing a stormy fart.

“…… You bastard. I didn't study well, but I sneaked out to play games again. Still want to run...... Where are you going, see how Lao Tzu teaches you......"

"Smack!" There was a crunch. The warrior monk's rough palm slapped heavily on the white-clothed swordsman's head, as if it hit us on the cheek......

The autumn cicadas chirped, and we were all stunned.

Revolution, insurrection, 30 years in Hedong and 30 years in Hexi, where there is oppression, there is resistance, the world is ours and yours, the serfs are the masters, Internachonel will be realized, and the human rights situation in the Falvi continent is better than ever...... All of a sudden, I was flooded into my mind with a myriad of unrelated words that I understood, I didn't understand, I didn't understand, I didn't know, and I didn't know which one to use to describe the great changes that were taking place in front of me.

"It's going to change heaven...... I said lightly, and Fei Yin seemed to hear something extraneous from my words, and immediately glared at me vigilantly. I immediately straightened my back, my face was resolute, strong and unyielding, and I looked like I was closely united around the guild leadership with Miss Fei Yin as the core of leadership, and I looked like I was unwavering and had no two hearts.

In the face of the hard slapping of me as your father, Buddha Xiao didn't seem to have the slightest intention of resisting. He lowered his head to his chest, bent his waist, and cowardly hugged his skull with both hands, allowing his body to be staggered by his former ass, even if he was knocked out of a dozen lives, he didn't dare to draw his sword to confront this low-level warrior monk who was twenty levels less.

"Oh, what's going on? What's the contradiction? If you have something to say, don't you usually have a good time together? You said that you two little brothers ......" The nurse in the candlelight of the big sister with heavy makeup and bright makeup probably couldn't stand it anymore, so she came forward to mediate.

She didn't think of it, and neither did we. Her persuasion poured like a barrel of boiling oil into a fire, igniting even more angry flames.

"Little brothers?" The bearded warrior monk was first stunned, then furious, and bent his fingers to knock the door of the Buddha's head, making a crisp sound of "boom", and knocked out his life at eight o'clock, and then scolded more and more mercilessly. "Bullshit little dude......"

"Hey, it's not right for you to say that......" As the president, when the internal contradictions among the people among the guild members intensified to a certain extent, Fei Yin had to intervene to mediate," ...... If there is any problem, just put it out and make it clear, even if he is wrong, don't scold people, everyone is their own brother......"

At this time, the victims of this infighting finally couldn't help but speak. Buddha laughs. The unlucky bastard, whose head was swollen and was about to catch up with the Minotaur, wailed weakly, like a bullied beast.

“…… Dad, Dad, I'm wrong, I'm wrong, can't I...... Stop it...... Ouch...... Just spare me......"

Fei Yin still had her mouth open, but she swallowed all the words back into her stomach, along with her duties as guild leader. She was completely stunned. Completely silent.

It's not just her, so are we. I, Yangtze River Delta. String song Yayi, geese array, wet nurse in the candlelight...... We all are. I felt as if I was petrified. Not only the tongue and body, but even the mind froze, and only a pair of eyes were still running in the whole body, witnessing this natural but awkward domestic violence no matter how you look at it.

"Daddy"? This sudden salutation was like a brick, slapping each of us in the face fiercely, making us collectively stunned and almost shocked on the spot. It seems to me that their ignorance was merely accidental. And for me. This in itself is an extremely unexpected thing, and it contains a huge layer of confusion that I can't solve:

How can a father and son not know each other? How did they suddenly get to know each other? There seems to be some unpleasantness between them, but what kind of thing is that, this is probably another question that only those involved in the air can answer, right? I guess. Although unfounded. But I think this issue is closely related to what we just mentioned.

"Uh......" Fei Yin's eyes widened as she looked at her father, who was inflicting corporal punishment in front of her.

"Lao Tzu pays for you to go to cram school!" "Boom!" "Skip school for you little bunny!" "Boom" "I still *** coaxed your mother to say that I would have an extra class today!" "Boom" "Sneak out to play games!" "Boom"......

I am your father, every time he finished speaking, he hit the skull of the Buddha laughing hard with the crooked middle knuckle, making a miserable "boom" sound, accompanied by the Buddha's crying with laughter, which was unbearable.

Xian Ge Yayi looked at his son who was grabbed by the collar and could not escape and could only hold his head and howl dryly, touched his head casually, and subconsciously shrunk his neck, as if remembering some unpleasant memories.

"Death at the sight of the light......," he sighed, "...... Or the worst death I've ever seen......"

At that moment, the warm dialogue between the father and the son continued:

“…… I'll let you not learn well! "Boom" "I'm making you dishonest!" "Boom!" "I'll let you hang out with a bunch of fox friends!" "Boom!" ……

A trace of shame flashed across the face of the Yangtze River Delta, and then he quickly shot his gaze to Xian Ge Yayi; Xian Ge Yayi glanced at the geese beside him; The geese avoided the marksman, and looked eagerly at Fei Yin through the glass lens; Fei Yin looked at the nurse in the candlelight without any fear; The poor Minotaur soon found herself unable to bear the condemning gaze that had come to her after many twists and turns, and then found me even more pitiful.

Even more pitiful, I had nowhere to dodge, and then they all looked at me together.

I am aggrieved: How can you say that a righteous young man who has been busy saving the world every day for a week is a "fox friend and dog friend"?

I am your father at this time, and it seems that his words are appropriate, and immediately rehabilitates Zhaoxue for us: "That...... President...... "He looked at Fei Yin with a little embarrassment," he said...... Don't get me wrong, I'm not talking about you......" Then he turned his head viciously and continued with a father's family education.

“…… Are you out of tune? "Boom!" "The wings are stiff!" "Boom!" "I can give someone else a head!" "Boom!" "The boss of the underworld!" "Boom!" "It's *** to accept the little brother!" "Boom!" ……

"I didn't...... It's you who are chasing me and shouting big brother......" Buddha laughed and struggled to retort, which I can prove for him.

"Dare to talk back!" "Boom!" "Oops......"

Belch...... I still don't want to prove it for him......

“…… The most annoying thing is that if you invite you to eat, please eat, what else do you have to bring...... Sister-in-law?! "Boom!" "There's more than one!" "Boom!" "I brought it with me once!" "Boom!" "I think your mother and I were almost thirty years old and didn't dare to go to the street hand in hand!" "Boom!" "Huh...... I'm telling you what you're doing with this uselessness! "Boom!" "Don't you learn well at a young age?" "Boom!" "Clean mess of this mess!" "Boom!" "Who are those girls?" "Boom!" "Which class?" "Boom!" "What's your name?" "Boom!" "Look at me if I don't call your teacher!" "Boom!" ……

"Three, what a child these days are. Tut-tut...... "The Yangtze River Delta is fascinated. Amazed.

"What is this? Far from it. I think I ...... back then Huh......" In the middle of his words, he suddenly let out a cry like a castrated donkey, startling us. In the blink of an eye, Yan Zhen had a warm smile on his face, gently caressing the inside of his upper arm.

"How were you?" The elven beast tamer asked tenderly.

“…… Back then, I didn't listen to what was going on outside the window, and I only read the books of the sages and sages......" Xian Ge Yayi replied with tears in his eyes.

"Only by believing in you will you have a ghost......" The geese laughed as if they were angry.

Xian Ge Yayi shuddered.

“…… Brat...... Oh no...... Brothers...... That one...... Uncle ...... "Seeing that our guild is about to lose one less young and promising man with lofty ideals who will resist the invasion of the last empire, and one more concussion patient who is a victim of domestic violence. Fei Yin felt that it was a bit too much to let this happen in front of her eyes. She wanted to persuade, but as soon as she opened her mouth---- she didn't know what kind of title to use to address the low-level members of the guild in front of her---- this kind of unspeakable embarrassment made our elders embarrassed like never before.

"Big brother, don't fight, save some face for the child in front of so many people......" It was the candlelight nurse who broke the deadlock, and I was your father's minotaur druid at the bottom of the guild.

“…… Dissipate your anger, such a big child is playful, and if you are older, you will be sensible. When the girl in our family was in school. are also crazy, and they don't let the ** heart. Haven't you grown up now......" Speaking of this, the kind Minotaur suddenly sighed deeply, "...... Hi...... But I'm still crazy, and I don't have a home all day......"

These words probably went to the heart of the bearded warrior monk, he was stunned, and then kicked on the butt of Buddha Xiao: "Go." For the sake of Auntie's intercession, I'll spare you a little rabbit today. ”

Then I am your father and the nurse in the candlelight, and they have a common language. Buddha laughed and took the opportunity to crawl behind us.

"He's really your dad?" The Yangtze River Delta asked.

Buddha Xiao's head is about to break.

"No wonder you played so well. They are all middle-aged and elderly, and I was almost exhausted with him all the way just now......" The Yangtze River Delta came to his senses, and asked curiously:

"You haven't heard him for so long?"

"If your dad suddenly shouts at you in a low voice, boss, boss, and slaps you on the ground. You can't hear him. Buddha said angrily.

"That's ......," the Yangtze River Delta nodded.

After a few words, the two parents who had just met finished talking, and the bearded warrior monk smiled at the Buddha and shouted: "Stinky boy, where are you going?" ”

The Buddha smiled like a chilling cicada: "I'll get off the plane and go home to do my homework immediately." ”

"...... "I am your father, he muttered for a moment, and suddenly a strange expression flashed on his face. He coughed lightly twice, and said solemnly:

"Ahem...... Since you're here, don't play for a while. Take me on a trip to the Blazing Castle. Do a few tasks for me. I'm missing a level forty-five cloak......" he paused. Then he added, "It's the weekend." I'm not pushing you too hard, I'm still very open-minded......"

"This ......," the Buddha smiled, hesitating a little.

"Hurry up! Do you want to carry a sedan chair and invite you to go? "I'm your dad frowned.

"Hey, Dad, I'll go ......" Buddha smiled and walked out reluctantly, and when he left, he secretly waved his hand at us with infinite nostalgia, and walked to the side of the bearded warrior monk. Then father and son turned away together, leaving me with two backs that did not look like father and son.

"Dad......" Buddha smiled and cringed in his voice.

"Huh?" I'm your dad snorted majestically.

“…… I skipped school and played games...... Can you not tell Mom? Buddha smiled and asked in a low voice with a small expectation that he had no confidence at all.

"That's up to you to behave in the future!" I'm your dad without pretense.

"Oh...... "step, I'm your dad and suddenly broke the silence."

"What's the matter?" Buddha smiled and accompanied the small

"I'm playing games, don't tell your mother!"

"Did you hear that?"

“…… Hey......"

We watched the eccentric father and son abruptly until their voices faded away, until their figures faded away.

"Hey, Fei Yin." The Yangtze River Delta suddenly seemed to have just remembered something.

"Huh?"

"Didn't you say that the nurse was going to invite you to dinner tomorrow?"

The magician's pretty face suddenly lost its color.

"Grow up and sister......" The nurse in the candlelight has come to us at some point, exuding a maternal brilliance from top to bottom, with a kind smile on her face:

"May I ask, how old are you?"

"Why do you ask this?" Fei Yin looked frightened, and subconsciously clasped her hands to her chest.

"That'...... What's your mother's last name? "Sister Minotaur perseveres.

Fei Yin gritted her teeth and squeezed out a few words from between her teeth:

"I won't say anything if I am killed!"

(I watched "My Captain, My Regiment".) Watch TV first, then. Lan Xiaolong is a bastard! Heart-scratching mix

Depressed, depressed from beginning to end, not allowing you to have a trace of comfort, a trace of pleasure, but also forcing you to look down and see the bottom.

When you're done watching the first episode or the first chapter, you're done. You can't be cool, and you can't let go, you can only see the bottom while scolding.

Tell a series of tragic stories in beautiful words...... Everything is miserable, I can't bear to read it, but I have to read it.

This guy is vicious, cold-blooded, and passionate about creating a beautiful and false phantom that he destroys with his own hands.

So I said: he's a bastard

In addition, a friend talked about what asked me to leave a message in the comment area.

There are two reasons: First, I would rather write more when I have time, and I think this is the most worthy of everyone. The trivial things of chatting and replying to will always take up a lot more time than you think.

Second, I haven't used it for too long, and I forgot the password of the reader number...... I tried more than 20 and got it all wrong---- which is the main reason. ）