Chapter 276: Mr. Lin Si is really humorous

The editor-in-chief of the dog breed looked at Xiao Ai in astonishment, and then asked Lin Si: "Uh, Mr. Lin, you shouldn't be referring to this, right?" This little girl is the third author? Her name is Dodo? ”

Everyone widened their eyes and stared at Xiao Ai, unable to believe it.

How can it be? How can a seven or eight-year-old girl have the ability to write such a sensational essay around the world? A child prodigy?

Xiao Ai patted his mouth and yawned, "You misunderstood, I'm not Dodo, my name is Gray Yuan Ai." ”

"Hahaha, sure enough. Mr. Lin is humorous and has the style of Einstein. The crowd laughed again, and the cheerful air in the box increased. The editor-in-chief of the dog breed laughed and asked, "So, where is Dodo?" Is there any special circumstance that you can't come to dinner? ”

"No, it's coming. Oh, it's dodo. Xiao Wai hugged the pet cat and held it up for everyone to see. Come, Dodo, say hello to all the uncles, and say hello uncles. ”

"Meow~" Dodo was manipulated by fate and raised his claws and waved.

The happy air in the box seemed to freeze instantly, and all the uncles had ghostly expressions on their faces, which was even more exaggerated than when they had just heard that Xiao Ai was the author. Xiao Ai is small, but at least he is still a person, but now you actually tell us that the third author is a cat?

Everyone almost vomited a mouthful of old blood.

"Mr. Lin, this, is this true?" The editor-in-chief of Inukai thought that he had made a mistake in the way he opened it.

"Well, it's true, it's dodo." Lin Si replied very seriously.

Everyone in the magazine looked at each other in a panic, among the three authors, one of them was actually a cat?

Xiao Ai saw that they were so stunned, so he said: "That paper is also credited, when Brother Lin Si and Aunt Orochimaru have no clue, they will come to pet the cat." You see Dodo fluffy, it's very comfortable to masturbate, and all the worries are gone. ”

Belch...... Everyone was speechless, that's all?

Because the author relaxes the cat in his spare time, the cat can also be regarded as a contribution to scientific research? If the author eats a meal during his scientific research, should he also write the name of the cook on the paper? The author went outside to take a bath, and the name of the bather was ...... There are also cleaners, car mechanics, old men who play chess in the park, and aunts who dance square dances...... Μ

There is no need to write anything else about that paper, just the name is enough.

"Isn't that weird?" Xiao Ai showed a puzzled and surprised expression, and her eyes widened cutely, "I heard Grandpa Albert say that there is a precedent for the author to add the name of a pet cat to the paper, and the cat was also awarded a university professorship." ”

After hearing this, the staff of the magazine talked a lot, and the assistant Xiao Liu interjected: "I have also heard about this matter." is an author named Serrington, who submits to the top journal Physical Review Letters. Because he was the only author, but he used to refer to himself as a third-person majority 'we' when writing, his paper did not meet the norms and was typed back. ”

The editor asked Serrington to change "we" to "I", but Serrington felt that the revision was too troublesome, and as he was pondering, his cat Chester passed in front of him, and he suddenly had a bold idea. When the paper was published and someone came to meet Chester, they found out that Chester was a cat. This led to Chester's fame as a visiting professor at Michigan State University.

"I see, Mr. Lin and Orochimaru-san are really humorous." The editor-in-chief of the dog breed laughed, "Okay, don't say anything else, I'll call the waiter to serve the food first, and invite two of them today, oh no, three of them come over, mainly to thank ......"

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At the beginning of the dinner, the editor-in-chief of Inukai said a lot of things, such as their "Science Voice" magazine was originally a third-rate journal, but thanks to the paper of Orochimaru, it is now an instant hit, even surpassing top journals such as science and nature. Of course, the background is not comparable, but as long as there is traffic, the others will always follow slowly.

In addition, he also returned the 100,000 yuan that Lin Si stuffed when he submitted the article, and gave Lin Si a big red envelope of 1 million. Although the money is small, no matter how small the mosquito legs are, they are still meat, and Lin Si happily accepted it and stuffed it into his pocket.

Seeing Lin Si accept the money, the editor-in-chief of Inu-raising became even happier, "Hahaha, let's drink, I'll finish drinking, Orochimaru-san, you just have to mean it." "Lin Si didn't drink alcohol during this meal, he just drank the same drink as Xiao Ai, because he was going to drive.

I was having a good time here, and suddenly someone knocked on the door, and it was the waiter from the store.

"Mr. Inukai, someone is looking for you outside and wants to come in." Waiter report.

Inukai Jizo stopped his movements and asked suspiciously, "Looking for me?" Who? ”

"It's a young man, and he says it's Kohei Kamata."

Hearing this name, Inukai Jizo looked disdainful, "Hehe, it's that guy!" ”

Lin Si asked casually: "Who is it?" ”

The editor-in-chief replied: "It was an author who wanted to submit a manuscript to our Scientific Voice, but what he wrote was terrible and did not meet our review standards, so I rejected it." But that guy didn't have self-knowledge and kept bothering me. ”

Good guy, Xiao Wai secretly complained: does not meet the review standards of "Science Voice"? Do you still have review criteria? How did I not know? Sure enough, I don't know what my surname is after becoming famous! They are all starting to reject the manuscript.

The editor-in-chief of the dog breed said to the waiter: "Tell him to go back, I am busy meeting customers, and I don't have time to deal with him." ”

The waiter received the order and was about to go out, but Xiao Ai cried out, "Wait, since he is here, let's meet him." Well...... I see that Aunt Orochimaru writes essays very hard, and it is not easy for others to write essays, at least listen to what he wants to say. ”

As a scientific researcher, Xiao Ai is well aware of the hardships of scientific research dogs and plans to learn about the situation. Now that "The Voice of Science" is famous and confident, if no one rejects the qualified paper, then how sad the other party is!

As soon as he heard Xiao Ai's words, the editor-in-chief of the dog breed immediately put on a smiling face and said to Lin Si: "Mr. Lin, your sister is thoughtful, even if I reject the manuscript, I must seek truth from facts, so that he has nothing to say." So the editor-in-chief asked the waiter to bring people in.

Soon a young man with glasses came to the box, and he was not from the magazine at the beginning, but Orochimaru. As soon as he saw Orochimaru, he ran over excitedly, "Are you Orochimaru?" That's great! I've finally met you! I just went to the magazine, and they said that the editor-in-chief was here to have dinner with the author of the anti-resistance paper, and sure enough, it was you! My name is Kohei Kamata and I am a doctor, I have read your paper, it is simply amazing! ”

Doctor? Kohei Kamata? Lin Si suddenly felt that the name had become familiar.

The editor-in-chief of the dog raised his eyebrows and said, "Kamata, don't disturb Orochimaru-san, what do you have to do with me, tell me quickly." ”

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Some people died, but not completely......

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He took a big breath of fresh air, and his chest trembled.

Confused, incomprehensible, all kinds of emotions come to my heart.

Where is this?

Then, Shi Yu subconsciously looked around, and then became even more dazed.

A single dormitory?

Even if he had managed to be rescued, he would have been in the ward by now.

And their own bodies...... How could it be that there was no injury at all.

With doubts, Shi Yu's gaze quickly swept from the room, and finally his gaze stayed on a mirror at the head of the bed.

The mirror reflected his current appearance, about seventeen or eighteen years old, and his appearance was very handsome.

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The previous self was a handsome young man in his twenties who had been working for a while.

And now, no matter how you look at it, this appearance is only the age of a high school student......

This change made Shi Yu stunned for a long time.

Don't tell him that the operation was a success......

The body and face have changed, and this is not a question of surgery or not surgery at all, but immortal magic.

He's a different guy altogether!

Don't...... Did you cross by yourself?

In addition to the mirror at the head of the bed, which was obviously not good in feng shui, Shi Yu also found three books next to it.

Shi Yu picked it up and looked at it, and the title of the book instantly silenced him.

"Essential Animal Breeding Manual for Novice Breeders"

Postpartum Care for Pet Animals

"Alien Beast Ear Girl Evaluation Guide"

Shi Yu: ???

The names of the first two books are quite normal, but what are you doing with the last one?

"Ahem."

Shi Yu's eyes were solemn and he stretched out his hand, but his arm quickly stiffened.

Just as he was about to open the third book to see what it was, his brain stabbed violently, and a flood of memories flooded back.

Icefield City.

Pet animal breeding base.

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