Chapter 31: Leave this matter to me!
When everyone came to a shaded tree on the side of the winding road, the traffic coming and going in front of them really made it difficult for them.
The speed of these vehicles in front of them is not an exaggeration to call it flying close to the ground, and everyone is very worried that they will not be able to dodge a sharp bend in front of them, and they will directly break the guardrail and fly out.
"What should I do?" Ding Jia pointed to the highway, "I feel that the moment I walk on the highway, I can see my grandfather, who has been dead for many years, waving to me." ”
Cheng Lu rubbed his eyebrows, unable to come up with an idea for a while.
After all, if you want to send out all the small cards in this kind of traffic, you must also stick them on people's wipers, and the difficulty is too high, if the speed of the car knocks people out, it is no longer the degree of blue and purple, and when the people in the crematorium come to pull the corpses, they have to pick up the corpses one by one along the highway and put them together.
Chen Bin couldn't give a suitable idea, he thought of Tong Le for the first time, but when he turned around, he found Tong Le squatting on the side of the road, his brows locked, holding an unhealthy small card in his hand and looking at it.
"Brother Tong, what are you looking at?" Chen Bin leaned over curiously, "Did you find any secrets on the card?" ”
"Hmm......" Tong Le let out a contemplative voice, and suddenly looked up to Xiu Nian, who was standing next to him and was in charge of supervising them, and asked, "Do you have a mobile phone?" ”
Chen Bin had a very bad premonition, "You don't want to call the phone number above, do you?" ”
"Try it and you won't lose a piece of meat, what if you do call one?"
Xiu Nian shook his head and said that he didn't have a mobile phone, and Tong Le, who heard the words, looked sorry, as if he had lost hundreds of thousands. Chen Bin stared at him, "Can you not feel so sorry from the bottom of your heart!" ”
Cheng Lu asked Tong Le: "This friend, didn't you just say that there are many ways to distribute cards?" Can you talk to us? ”
Tong Le stood up, "I have three ways, which one do you want to listen to first?" ”
Stunned, Cheng Lu became interested, "Is there any difference?" ”
"Absolutely!" Tong Le crossed his fingers and began to count, "Do you want to hear these three methods, which are easier or more difficult?" ”
"What's the simpler?"
Tong Le stretched out his hand and pointed to the road in front of him, "If we blow up this road, they will have to block it here, and at this time we will have enough time to stuff the small card into someone else's wiper." ”
Cheng Lu never expected this method, "You say, you're going to blow up here?" What kind of mad scientist's plan is this? ”
Although this plan may sound crazy and counterintuitive, Tong Le is capable of doing it.
Thirty Lego bricks for him to make two grenades and a mine, and if he gave him the remaining seventy pieces to reuse, God knows what this guy could make!
What's more, the item description of Lego bricks is: the items you put together can get "almost the same" effect as the original item, which means that as long as the number of bricks is enough and the brain is enough, even if you build a nuclear bomb, it can have the effect of "almost the same" as the nuclear bomb.
When the time comes, let alone blowing up a road, all the mountains within a radius of nearly a kilometer can be razed to the ground.
"It's okay not to blow up," Tong Le added, adding, "Anyway, just create a situation where these vehicles have to slow down or even stop, and then we can easily stuff the cards into the wipers, like ...... We can cause a car accident and force the car behind us to stop. ”
Cheng Lu wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, "Friend, friend, you won't be in prison before, right?" Your plan sounds like a plan that only terrorists can implement. ”
Tong Le recalled the food and schedule in his nursing home, and nodded, "Although it's not a prison, it's a similar place." ”
What is that place? Why does it sound inexplicably so oozing?
Cheng Lu trembled and asked, "What about the other way?" ”
"Something else?" Tong Le replied very casually, "If we sacrifice a person and let him be hit by a car and die, the car behind will naturally stop, and we can stuff the advertisement." ”
"What's the difference between this and the first option! The only difference is that we have turned the victims into our own! Don't you have some safer solution in mind? ”
At this time, Xiu Nian stood up, "There's no need to be so troublesome, let me show you how to accurately stuff advertisements in the traffic!" ”
Tong Le hurriedly raised his hand to stop him, "Don't be, I'm afraid you will be hit by a car and killed." ”
"With my skills, how can I be killed by a collision?"
"Don't ask why, it's for everyone's good." It's absolutely impossible for Tong Le to let him do anything dangerous, the events that belong to Xiu Nian haven't been done yet, if he was hit by a car like this, where will he get the event reward?
That's a Limbo microstep! Just listening to the name makes people think about it.
Xiunian looked at Tong Le with a different look, "I didn't expect you to be such a person who cares about everyone so much, I just listened to your crazy plans, I thought you were a madman, it seems that I was wrong......"
Chen Bin stood in the corner, resting his heart and complaining silently, "No, he's really a madman......"
"What about the third way?" Cheng Lu interrupted the conversation between the two, "Didn't you say that there are three ways?" ”
At the mention of this third method, the corners of Tong Le's mouth hooked, "The third method is more difficult, and it may be a little unbelievable." ”
Ding Jia listened to it for a long time, and finally seized the opportunity to complain, "Is there any more unbelievable way than the first two methods?" ”
"This third method is a word, and if you play triple-A games, you should have some impression of this word.
"It's called the Evil Way Speedrun.
"Of course, we don't need to worry about speedrunning this time, we just need to focus on the evil path." Tong Le picked up one of the small cards, "The goal of the main quest is to pass the guidance of the deputy head and then win the final sect duel, and now in order to pass the guidance, we need to stuff the cards into the windshield wipers in the traffic, right?" ”
The three nodded.
Tong Le glanced at Xiu Nian, who was standing next to him, and asked Chen Bin to break him away first, so as not to hear their plan.
Chen Bin didn't have an opinion, and dragged Xiunian to the other side, muttering something.
"Go on," Cheng Lu said, "what are you talking about?" ”
Tong Le went on to explain, "What we need is to skip the meaningless process and trigger the next event directly. Of course, not every dungeon has an opportunity for evil paths, it just gives us an idea.
"Anyway, how do you think the deputy head will know that we have passed this level without being there?"
Ding Jia was thoughtful, and opened his mouth to say, "The small card has been issued?" ”
Cheng Lu reacted quickly, "The only way he wants to know is to let Xiu Nian, who is observing us, inform him that the card has been sent?" ”
"Yes," Tong Le replied in the affirmative, "as long as Xiu Nian tells him that we have sent out the cards, it will trigger the next event, and the key is to make Xiu Nian believe that we have finished the cards, and not care how we did it." ”
"Is this possible?" Ding Jia was also a little skeptical, "He really believed that we stuffed each card into the wiper of someone else's private car without seeing us handing out cards?" ”
Cheng Lu also has concerns in this regard, "Yes, people are not stupid. ”
In this regard, Tong Le patted his chest.
"Leave this matter to me! I have a hand in fooling people! ”