Chapter 33: Aren't you afraid of being struck by lightning?

By the time Tong Le led Xiunian back to the side of the road, everyone had already processed all the small cards.

The three of them found that Xiu Nian's expression seemed to be a little wrong, it looked a bit like spring, Chen Bin couldn't help it, and leaned over to Tong Le and asked, "What did you do?" ”

Tong Le's expression was straight, "You don't want to know what's going on. ”

As soon as the words fell, Xiu Nian found that all the small cards on the ground were gone, and raised his eyes to look at the three people in front of him, "You three, have you finished sending cards in such a short time?" ”

At this point, Cheng Lu could only stubbornly reply: "Indeed, when the two of you communicated in private, we had already sent out the cards, is there any problem?" ”

Xiu Nianhu looked at the three of them suspiciously, "So fast? Aren't you just getting started? Why am I a little unconvinced? ”

Cheng Lu smiled embarrassedly, "After all, people can't look good, when we first saw you, we didn't expect that you were also a flexible fat man." ”

"That being said, it's hard to do this if you don't want me to send out the card......

Ding Jia muttered beside him, "I guess he'll say something like adding money in a minute." ”

Cheng Lu had no tricks, so he could only look at Tong Lejiang frantically, signaling him to take over the mess.

Tong Le read his eyes, and gave him a thumbs up, then reached out and patted Xiu Nian's shoulder, "Senior brother, in fact, the reason why they don't distribute cards in front of you is actually unspeakable. ”

"Unspeakable? What is the unspeakable secret? Xiu Nian's eyebrows raised, "Tell me about it?" ”

Taking a deep breath, Tong Le spoke slowly, "Actually, for us, distributing cards is like an ordinary person stepping on an ant on the side of the road, but if you use it to trample on the ant's foot, in fact, you still wear pink nail polish, don't you want others to know?" ”

What the is this example?

Cheng Lu reacted the fastest, and he vaguely guessed what Tong Le would say next.

Xiunian was still a little puzzled, "Does this have anything to do with distributing cards?" ”

"Actually, they are very ashamed of the posture of handing out cards, and once they make it in front of others, they will vomit blood in shame. They just didn't want to do such a humiliating act in front of their senior brother, so they deliberately asked me to break you up. ”

"Shame? How ashamed? ”

Tong Le's face was full of sadness and regret, "It's hard to explain, but it's nothing more than that!" ”

Ding Jia and Cheng Lu were stunned next to them, what was this force talking about? How did he become a eunuch for some reason! These lies come as soon as you open your mouth, why are you so skilled!

Xiu Nian is also very smart, making an expression of sudden realization, and then looked Tong Le up and down, "That'...... What about you? You won't be like them, will you? ”

"That's not it," Tong Le shook his head decisively, "I'm not like them, but I can easily insert cards in traffic." ”

Xiu Nian didn't seem to notice Cheng Lu and Ding Jia's almost fire-breathing gazes at all, but nodded at Tong Le, "Then let's do it, you give me a show, if you can insert a card in the traffic, I will believe you, how about it?" ”

Chen Bin became nervous all of a sudden, in his impression, Tong Le could not do this kind of behavior that only a person in the martial arts could do, and he was more worried about whether Tong Le would be hit by a mud truck the moment he walked into the road.

"This ......" Tong Le seemed to be a little embarrassed.

Cheng Lu frowned, and began to help Tong Le think of ways to avoid the situation in front of him.

He knew that if Tong Le could do the act of interspersing cards in the traffic, he had already done so just now, so why bother to complete this series of work?

The most important goal is to convince Xiunian that they have done the thing of sending out the cards, but at the moment they do lack the skills or equipment to confirm this.

Ding Jia glanced at the traffic coming and going, and jumped a few times on his tiptoes, as if he was preparing to complete this thing in place of Tong Le.

In any case, he is more suitable for this dangerous thing, after all, he looks like a reckless man among everyone.

Chen Bin observed Tong Le and didn't say a word, but he could also feel that Tong Le's embarrassment was definitely pretended, and this guy was thinking about other things.

"You want me to demonstrate...... It's not impossible," Tong Le finally spoke, "However, after all, this is our own local method, generally only passing on women and not men, and it's not good for outsiders to see it, why don't you agree to my request?" ”

Cheng Luxin said: "Only women are passed on and not men, so how did you learn it?" Isn't this an obvious lie? ”

Unexpectedly, Xiu Nian actually nodded, "Okay, you say, I think this request is reasonable." ”

"The request is very simple, isn't it Dabi in two days? When the time comes, can you teach us the power to plan the order of battle, and to calculate the various battle plans? ”

Xiu Nian blinked, completely unaware of the purpose of the power that Tong Le was asking for, "Okay, I don't care, the deputy head shouldn't say anything." ”

"That's great," Tong Le's face showed a smile that made Chen Bin feel inexplicably chilled, "Is there still the little yellow card just now?" ”

The three of them glanced at each other, shook their heads, and said to Tong Le, "Dude, you just let us burn it out." ”

"Sure enough," Tong Le shook his head pretendedly, and then reluctantly pulled out a small yellow card from his coat pocket, "It seems that I still have to take out the one I have hidden privately." ”

Ding Jia was silent, not knowing what to say for a moment.

Cheng Lu had a lot of things he wanted to complain about, but he didn't know whether to say it or not.

At this time, only Chen Bin stood up.

"What are you doing with the little yellow card? You've been idle and bored for the past two days, and you're going to call someone to come to the mountains to give you a special service, right? ”

Tong Le's expression was positive again, "What are you talking about?" Am I like that? I'm a gentleman! ”

"Think carefully before you say this, lest you be struck by lightning."

Too lazy to see Chen Bin, Tong Le had already come to the fence of the winding mountain road at this time.

The vehicle that was almost flying close to the ground shuttled in front of him, Ding Jia pinched a handful of sweat, and silently prayed in his heart that Tong Le would not be hit in two by a car just after he walked out.

At this moment, Tong Le, who stepped on the fence, jumped and jumped in the middle of the winding road without hesitation!

The wind driven by the car was roaring, and the air flow was almost like a blade blowing on Tong Le's face.

But there is no fear in sight.

"Wow." Xiu Nian exclaimed.

Chen Bin nodded, "His spirit of not being afraid of death is indeed worthy of an exclamation......

"No," Xiu Nian corrected Chen Bin's words, reaching out to brush the bird poop from his hair, "The reason I called is because I was attacked by bird poop again." ”

"Okay, okay......"