Chapter 8 Contests to win the handsome
When the world was small, sparrows were not yet noble protected animals.
"Huh", the mud pellets slashed across the sky like a cannonball, bombarding the thin stone wall of the home fiercely, but ushered in their own broken bones.
The sparrow on the wall, "Da Da", flapped its wings and took off, and landed on the canopy not far away. It tilted its little head and looked mockingly at the people under the tree.
"Triangle cat kung fu, let me come, you still have to see me!" Long Invincible stretched out his hand and took the not-so-exquisite earth slingshot from the total drill hand with three points of unwillingness, six points of regret, and one point of reluctance.
"Look at it, just one word, quasi" Long Wushu said this, and there was no ambiguity in his hand, put on the mud pill, pulled it away fiercely, and then closed one eye, aimed carefully, and the eye to the hand to the heart, and immediately let go, the mud pill made a sound of breaking the sky again.
"Smack", again, the mud pill was shattered again.
The sparrows on the wall, "Da Da", flapped their wings and took off, and landed back on the low wall where they were before. It tilted its little head in a different direction, and made a chirping noise, mocking the people under the tree once more.
"This, this is your slingshot, if it is replaced by mine, it will definitely hit." Long Wushu saw that he had missed, and hurriedly quibbled with a hard mouth.
"Why are you looking for so many reasons, it's obvious that you can't do it yourself." Lu Yulin took the slingshot from the hard-mouthed Long Invincible, fired it casually, and hit it with a bang!
I wonder if this little sparrow has any regrets? I regret that I should have hid far away instead of dangling and mocking in front of the group of people in front of me. Unfortunately, it never had that chance again......
It fell to the ground, fluttering a few times in a dying struggle, and finally motionless.
Seeing this, Long Wushu still stiffened, "This is your slingshot, you must be familiar with it." If I had used my slingshot, I would have been able to hit it. ”
When Lu Yulin heard this, he sneered, "You just can't poop, blame the toilet for not having suction." ”
As soon as these words came out, it was returned, Long Invincible was so angry that he gritted his teeth, his nostrils were smoking, his hair was standing up, his hands were clenched into fists, and he shouted loudly, "Ahhhh ”
"Stop!" Without waiting for his fist to land on Lu Yulin's broken mouth, Gu Chengyi immediately broke up, and hurriedly grabbed Long Invincible from behind. Although this pull was not completely pulled, it also gave Lu Yulin time to react, he dodged and retreated, and distanced himself from Long Invincible. But he still didn't stop, "Do you want to fight?" Come on, it's a bear that's afraid of you! ”
"Stop, both of you!" Gu Chengyi shouted, "Do you want to compare shooting, or do you want to fight?" Whoever wins the battle means that his shooting level is stronger? ”
When Lu Yulin heard this, he said with a hippie smile, "He has already lost, he doesn't admit it, he can't afford to lose, I can sit upright, don't pull the guilty bag on me." ”
Long Invincible hurriedly replied, "Hmph! You wait, you're just using your slingshot. I'll go home and get my slingshot, and we'll have a good match!" Win this time to be the boss! After speaking, he turned his head and ran away violently.
The chief drill who was watching the play on the side muttered, "I won the first place in the paper darts competition last time, and I should be the boss." ”
Tie Jiaxuan heard his muttering, and kicked the stones on the side of the road while saying, "You have taken all the sugar, don't think about being the boss, hey, it's still my sugar." ”
"And what about this time? Isn't it supposed to be the boss this time? Lu Yulin turned to his partners and asked questions.
Thinking that he had won the first place in the previous darts tournament, and that he had just missed it for a while, his eyes were always dark, and he immediately replied, "Monkeys will also fall from trees, I just accidentally missed." If I had to compare again, who else could there be but me, the boss? I'm sure I'll agree to the competition, you. The total drill wind turned his head to look at the iron armor on the side.
"Okay." There were no extra curves, and Tie Jiaxuan replied with such a word.
Three minutes later......
"I'll do it too!" Long Invincible shouted as he rushed back with a beautifully crafted slingshot! "What to fight now? Still fighting sparrows? He looked around and said, "I don't see any sparrows here, so why don't I shoot the leaves?" The most here are the leaves, just so you can see what is called a hundred steps through the poplar! ”
Long Invincible didn't wait for his companions to say more, picked up a fallen leaf from the ground, put it on the branch, took dozens of steps back, opened the bow and pulled the string, and hit it with one shot. He smiled and triumphant, "I'll just say that as long as I use my own slingshot, no one is my opponent!" ”
How could Lu Yulin be convinced, he picked up the leaves exactly the same, put them on the branches, opened the bow and pulled the strings, and slammed it, but it was crooked! "No, no, two wins in three games!" He hurriedly retorted.
Long Invincible's nose let out a "snort", "Come on, I'll convince you." ”
"Does that count this time?" It was not Long Invincible who spoke, but the general drill wind, and he laughed teasingly.
"Huh" hit with a blow, and the leaves were torn apart, "Hmph, of course!" Lu Yulin smiled contemptuously.
The two of you went back and forth, and they really fought for three rounds, but they were all two hits and one empty. The two of them were about to play a match, but Tie Jiaxuan next to him suddenly spoke, "This is not just a match between the two of you. It's time for you to play. ”
When Mr. Drillfeng heard this, he was not polite, and said, "Who borrowed me to play with the slingshot?" ”
"Mine to lend you!" Long Invincible and Lu Yulin spoke at the same time.
The total drill wind thought for a moment, and immediately took over the more exquisite workmanship from Long Invincible's hand. In this regard, Lu Yulin's reaction was, "You won't be the same as him, saying that it's not your own slingshot, and it doesn't count if you lose." ”
Ah, the total drill wind did think so in his heart, but he had no choice but to be exposed at the moment, so he had to block his back road and say, "Don't worry, I will definitely admit it." Although, the more important reason is that he doesn't have a slingshot of his own.
It's empty, it's empty, it's empty, it's finally hit.
The total drill wind hit one hit two empty, thinking, no, unfamiliar weapons, sure enough, it's still not easy, I'm confused by the appearance of this slingshot, this thing is useless. If I had just used another slingshot, I might have won, but it's a pity, it's a pity.
"It's my turn." After the iron armor finished speaking, he actually took out a small and delicate mini slingshot from his pocket.
"It's so small, can it work?" The total drill wind said that he was not optimistic about Tie Jiaxuan's results.
Medium, medium, medium, three shots and three hits! Tie Jia Xuan is actually a master who is deeply hidden, no wonder he agreed so happily just now. It turned out that he wanted to take advantage of his own strengths that his companions didn't know about, and with this, he made a splash and won the throne of the eldest brother in one fell swoop.
"How? Looks like I'm the big brother. ”
"This?" After watching his performance, the three friends collectively lost their voices and fell silent. You look at me, I look at you, thinking, no way, I have to admit the competition that I agree with!
But just when the three were about to open their mouths to recognize their eldest brother, a childish but firm shout suddenly came, "Wait, are you missing one person!" ”
The voice is none other than Gu Chengyi!