When I killed Ganondorf, found all the Yahaha and Moyui, and helped all the big rebel cards, even the map was almost 100%, I suddenly remembered that I still owed a chapter that I hadn't paid back......

Then it took half a month to grind, and it was finally written, but the quality was ......

No way.,Although "King Tears" is all collected, it is followed by "Baldur's Gate 3" and "Armored Core 6", that is, "Starry Sky" overturned and didn't go to play, plus I didn't read several books when I was serialized before, in addition, I have been melon after melon on the Internet recently, and as a fun person, I have been involved in a lot of attention, so I can't put my mind on the code word at all.

Anyway, I don't want money, I'll write casually, you can take a look at it, and after so long, I guess few people are paying attention to this book, right?

As for the new book......

I still have the folder built.???

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"No! I still can't sleep! ”

At half past twelve in the middle of the night, Yasuo Shibata, who had been tossing and turning in bed for more than two hours, sat up violently.

Although he worked from early morning until late at night yesterday, although he didn't sleep for a few hours the day before yesterday, the whole person was actually very tired, but when he remembered today, or yesterday's experience to be exact, he couldn't sleep.

As the person in charge and host of one of the three most famous tricky variety shows in Wano Country, he has developed a lot of novel tricks, and Shibata Yasuo has not encountered the kind of old fritters who can see through his own methods, but no matter whether the other party cooperates to continue acting, or directly punctures and leads to the failure of tricks, Mr. Shibata is actually acceptable.

But......

Luo Zihang, what the hell is this?!

Obviously, he has already been tricked, but he dodged because of the failure of the mechanism, and it was just a matter of dodging, and when he came forward to apologize, the organ was actually very good!

It's the first time that Mr. Shibata has been tricked by the mechanism he set up!

Of course, with his sense of entertainment, he also knew that such a scene would be very interesting to broadcast, and he did so as he ordered.

But......

The thought doesn't make sense!

"I've got to get back on the field!"

On the one hand, Shibata Yasuo himself is uneasy, and on the other hand, it is because, after this episode of the program is broadcast, the other two heads of the "Friendship Channel" trick show will definitely come to laugh at him, and he can't stand this anger.

So Mr. Shibata, who couldn't sleep, simply half lay on the bed, thinking about the next trick.

Just when Shibata Yasuo was thinking about whether to try the trick of the mechanism, the mobile phone he was setting aside suddenly rang.

Glancing at the caller ID, Shibata couldn't help but pout.

"The dog's nose is really smart!"

He scolded fiercely.

As he expected before, the producer of "Youtai" called immediately after getting the news, but the speed of the call was far faster than he expected, not to mention waiting for the show to be broadcast, and the call came in less than half a day......

These bunch of gloating bastards!

Although he complained so in his heart, Yasuo Shibata still picked up the phone, after all, Wano Country is a country that "talks about etiquette".

"Hahaha! Shibata-san ......"

"Intimate Marseille!"

Mr. Aida, who was on the phone, had just started when he heard Yasuo Shibata suddenly say sorry, and then hung up the phone.

Well, I answered the phone and apologized, but it wasn't rude.

After arguing for himself in his heart with the traditional "craftsmanship spirit", Shibata Yasuo quickly turned off his phone and threw it aside.

……

Regarding the "friendly exchanges" between the program producers in private, Luo Zihang naturally didn't know anything, and similarly, he didn't know that in addition to the Shibata producer who wanted to "take revenge", the producers of the other two well-known tricky shows were also paying attention to themselves.

After all, if you get Luo Zihang before Shibata's guy, you can at least laugh at Shibata for a whole year, and if you're lucky, you'll be made into a joke by a funny artist to perform.

This leads to ......

"Isn't it a bit too much lately?"

Luo Zihang looked at the "propaganda task" sent by the crew and asked a little speechlessly.

The staff member smiled awkwardly, "Maybe it's the reason for the schedule, I don't know very well." ”

Luo Zihang didn't embarrass the other party, they are all wage earners, and this matter is not something that an errand staff member can decide, he is a salted fish disease and complained casually, and he still has to do it obediently with the publicity arranged by the crew.

If you want to say that Luo Zihang likes it the most, it is the food show to be filmed today.

Wano Country's food programs have always been very marketable, even if online programs such as eating and visiting restaurants are everywhere now, such TV programs still have good ratings, or in other words, the so-called eating and visiting restaurants are actually imitating the model of these food programs.

Soon, the owner put the prepared dishes on the table and began to introduce the ingredients, techniques, and even the history of the dishes.

Luo Zihang was not interested in some things at all, but kept a polite smile in and out of his left ear.

Finally, when the shopkeeper finished chattering, he and the host on the side were finally able to taste the food.

In the food program of Wano Country, the food is not necessarily particularly delicious, but the performance must be exaggerated, even if it is a plate of very ordinary fried rice, the host has to show that he has eaten the full banquet of the Manchurian and Han people.

As for the guests, there is no mandatory requirement, but your performance is not eye-catching, and there will be fewer program teams looking for you in the future.

Luo Zihang really couldn't make any exaggerated reactions, but fortunately, Feiyue Media had already prepared relevant words for him, so that he could give some "professional" evaluations, which was also more enjoyable for the program team.

Just when everyone was eating and filming the show, there was a sudden movement from a table of guests not far away.

"Eight Ga Ya Road!"

With a flicking scolding, a strong man with a meaty face and a large flower arm slammed the table in front of him, followed by several people at the same table who pulled out baseball bats and other weapons from under the table or from their bags.

At the same time, a group of people leading the table did a similar thing, and the two sides swore and scolded.

"Uh...... Filming? ”

Luo Zihang put down his chopsticks and looked at the flustered host beside him with a slightly puzzled look.

Although he has long known that the gangsters in Wano Country belong to the "legal industry", as a foreigner who has no real sense of this, Luo Zihang's first reaction is still that all this in front of him is a performance.

“…… It's a gangster! The host was stunned for a moment, and then pulled Luo Zihang to hide under the table, "Hide, don't be affected." ”

It's just that the host tried a few times, but he couldn't pull it, and Luo Zihang still sat in his seat calmly.

"If it really affects us, hiding under the table is looking for death." Luo Zihang pulled up the squatting host with his backhand, "Leaving enough space to prepare to run away is a more correct way to deal with it." ”

"You...... Aren't you afraid? ”

The host who knew that this was a trick was a little dumbfounded, they had thought about many situations, and even Luo Zihang had taken into account that it was a trick, but they didn't think that he would be so calm.

"Okay...... We didn't provoke them, and you're a TV station, and I'm a foreigner, so even a gangster wouldn't want to make a diplomatic problem, would he? ”

Luo Zihang pointed to the camera on the side, and then pointed to himself.

In addition to eating, the reason why he was able to maintain such a calm was because these Yakuza did not pull out a gun, under the premise of no gun, Luo Zihang felt that his skills could still cope with this kind of scene, even if it was really affected, there was no big problem in self-protection and escape.

Besides, although the group of people chirped and screamed very much, they were very restrained in their movements, and they were forced to die that was a few pushing and shoving movements, in this crowded situation, let alone being pushed down, Dingtian would take a step and a half back.

Just when the host was still hesitating whether to stop or wait for the situation to escalate further, he saw Luo Zihang suddenly take out the phone.

"Don't call the police!" He hurriedly stopped: "There will be retaliation!" ”

"Don't worry, I didn't plan to call the police, I still know a little bit about the situation on your side." Luo Zihang smiled.

But before the host could breathe a sigh of relief, he said something that made the host even more distracted-

"I'm going to call the embassy."

"Don't!" The host's brain spun rapidly, and he finally reluctantly thought of an excuse before Luo Zihang became suspicious, "They will disperse after the trouble, so don't alarm the officials of your country." ”

Before Luo Zihang could answer, another sentence with a snap tongue sounded, Luo Zihang and the host looked for prestige, only to see another wave of Yakuza with tattoos walking in.

"Which gang are you from? How dare you make trouble in our group's territory?! The leader Yakuza pointed to the messy crowd and shouted and cursed.

"Another group?" Luo Zihang frowned slightly.

Even if the yakuza industry in Wano Country is developed, this kind of development is too "dramatic", right? And this is not in the dungeon, with my own luck, there is no reason to encounter such a large-scale chaos.

Could it be ......

Is this God asking me to show my skills in Wano Country and further "fight" to become famous?

Luo Zihang subconsciously rolled up his sleeves, and then looked around to see if there were any weapons that were suitable.

Then at this time, the host next to him ran up while shouting "misunderstanding, misunderstanding", and the store manager, who didn't know where to hide after the chaos began, also came out of the back kitchen, followed by a few familiar figures.

Isn't that the two unlucky ones who fell into the inkwell?

After seeing Yasuo Shibata, Luo Zihang immediately understood what the situation was, and it seemed that it should be Ghost Li who met Li Kui.

Although Luo Zihang didn't know why the program team didn't handle the relevant matters at the beginning, he didn't have to think so clearly about the koi fish.

When the others ran to solve the misunderstanding with "Li Kui", the producer Shibata came to Luo Zihang with a gloomy face, he opened his mouth several times, but he didn't know what to say, and the scene was very embarrassing.

In order to alleviate this embarrassing atmosphere, Luo Zihang pondered for a moment......

"Boom?"

“……”

That is, Shibata Yasuo's psychological quality is okay, so he hasn't been angry.

However, after Luo Zihang's not-so-intimate relief, Shibata finally opened his mouth after rolling his eyes a few times in a row.

"Rosan, meet again." He said with a wry smile.

Luo Zihang did not continue to sprinkle salt on the other party's wounds, and took the initiative to pull the topic to other places.

After a simple greeting and embarrassing chat, the misunderstanding on the other side has been resolved, and the show naturally can't go on, as for why the program team made such a mistake, Luo Zihang didn't run to ask so blindly, and in the end, everyone had a meal with the "Li Kui" who was said to be the head of a certain organization, and he also asked Luo Zihang for an autograph......

In the new era of Yakuza, it's normal to like tokusatsu as well.

With the failure of Shibata Yasuo's second trick and the huge response after the two programs were broadcast, the trick on Luo Zihang has become a popular project in major TV stations, as long as it is a tricky program that can be arranged, everyone wants to come and participate, and everyone wants to be the first person to succeed in tricking.

Then Luo Zihang was depressed, and seven of the ten announcements were fake shows for tricks...... The key is that every time he hasn't reacted yet, or has just reacted, the tricks of the program team have failed or been exposed for various reasons.

And unlike the previous two times, not every trick failure is suitable for TV, so Luo Zihang has done a lot of useless work in the middle...... Of course, the notification fee will not be less.

But Luo Zihang was already a little annoyed.

"Why don't you give me the script directly, and I'll cooperate with you to play it once......" After being tricked and failed again, Luo Zihang simply said this to Shibata Yasuo.

Anyway, this situation is not impossible.

However, Shibata Yasuo sternly refused.

"It's absolutely impossible for my tricky show to use a script!"

Regarding this, Luo Zihang has also heard of it, so Shibata can't work here, so it's a big deal to find other program groups.

Outcome......

"I'm sorry, Rosan, we won't use the script until we get to you."

This is not the answer of one or two program groups, but everyone is a similar statement.

"Bet on the reputation of our tricky variety artists, we will never admit defeat like this!"

Luo Zihang: "......"

Why do you always like to make a mistake in such inexplicable things, hey!

Luo Zihang didn't expect that these people who engage in variety shows would rather not have the title of "first place", and they would also fight to the death with themselves.

Well, what do you like?

Luo Zihang decided to swing, anyway, the notice fee will not be less.

And as he continued to avoid tricks, and some local artists followed the trend to create similar characters, the audience began to be aesthetically tired and even questioned about these things, and even related notices began to decrease, but he didn't have to have too much headache.

However, the producer of Shibata, who has been defeated repeatedly, still refuses to give up, and is still trying to trick Luo Zihang.

After repeatedly questioning Luo Zihang's agent, assistant, and some staff of Feiyue Media, Shibata Yasuo noticed that Luo Zihang seemed to be very resistant to the supernatural film, so he immediately began to design a trick of "pretending to be a ghost".

In fact, supernatural tricks are not uncommon in the country of Wano, after all, people in this country are still quite superstitious, and all kinds of supernatural societies and clubs are everywhere.

The reason why he didn't use this trick on Luo Zihang before was because Shibata Yasuo felt that Luo Zihang, a person who grew up in an atheist country, had filmed tomb robbery movies, and was particularly good, was unlikely to be frightened, and he never thought that this thing would be a coward.

However, what Shibata Yasuo didn't know was the fundamental reason why Luo Zihang didn't like to accept the supernatural film appointment......

That's because he'll run into the dungeon and come across the real thing!

If it's in the real world, you'll be a little scared, but you'll not necessarily be scared when you've calmed down.

Therefore, when the little girl dressed in white and painted like a ghost didn't know where to get out of the black light, Luo Zihang just looked at the "female ghost" in front of him with empty eyes, and said in an emotionless voice: "Wow, it's a ghost." Okay~~~ It's terrible. ”

Yasuo Shibata: "......"

"Didn't you never take supernatural films?!" An angry Shibata-san rushed out of the background.

"Well," Luo Zihang nodded, and then pointed to the little girl's feet and said truthfully: "But in the legend of Huaguo, ghosts ...... Well, you guys should be used to calling it a ghost? In short, these guys should have no shadows. ”

He didn't know what the situation was here, anyway, if this level of pretending ghost wanted to scare himself, it was impossible.

Not to mention......

“…… What's more, when you were on the phone with my assistant, I accidentally overheard. ”

Yasuo Shibata: "...... I'm not going to give up! ”

After dropping a speech similar to that of a gray wolf, Producer Shibata left without looking back.

Tut...... Count you as fast as you run!

Luo Zihang, who couldn't say "Qiang Qiang" to him this time, thought regretfully.

……

As a reward for seeing the end, recommend a few books that you are reading.

"Talking about Red Dust in Detail", a very flavorful cultivation of immortals, if you have read this author's "Rotten Ke Qiyuan", this can be seen or not, the structure and style of the two stories are very close, in fact, the world view is also in the same vein, although it is a little bit of a small surprise with the previous one, but in general, there is not much difference.

If you haven't read the previous one,,I still recommend this one that's being serialized now.,Although some people think the last one is better written.,But I personally think,Compared with the previous one,This one is more "online text".,Simply put,It looks a little cooler.。

"I Cultivated the Way of Demons in the United States", a book that was forced to be cut in half, and you can basically guess what the nature of the book is by looking at the title, and why it was cut in half......

In fact, I had a similar inspiration, but I didn't write about it because of the river crab problem, and sure enough, ...... Still smacked.

"My Superpowers Weekly Update", looking at the author's statement, it seems that the new author who has just transferred from the outstation, itself does not have too many highlights in the setting, it is the weekly version of "Variety Martin", but the author's emotional drama is very well written, according to his own words, "Chinese-style campus youth love essay", I have to say, it was written very successfully, which makes me very envious of a guy who writes emotional dramas.

"The Road of Conquest", a new book by the old author who is deeply involved in basketball literature, the author has an understanding of basketball, the text is more watery, but it gives a lot, and it basically starts with 10,000 words, which makes me very envious of the handicap party whose limit is 4K.

"The Supreme Will Starting from a Full-Time Hunter",Rare H×H Homo,The character of the protagonist is also very in line with the survival rules of the hunter world.,But correspondingly,A lot of times it doesn't look so cool.,And the author optimized the gold finger in the later stage.,It's indeed more reasonable, stronger and more practical.,But it's less the sense of expectation of the gold finger at the beginning.,So I haven't seen it much lately.。