Chapter 11: The Drunken Divine Comedy
This unknown leopard warrior undoubtedly took the lead and fired the first shot of the dragon slayer. This discovery made Barkley so depressed that he almost vomited blood, and it was useless to design his own gorgeous debut lines!
"What a wicked animal, let's look at Grandpa Ba's methods!" In the end, Barkley let out a roar in the spirit of not wasting it, and the momentum still had to be there.
The steep slope of the uphill run made Barkley roar and immediately bent down for a breath, and did not rush to the next of the helper. This long-distance attack and the strength of the weak enemy are obviously not the routine of his vain giant forest boar warrior.
The bipedal flying dragon was suddenly shot by Lord Cao, and it was still in the extremely fragile and sensitive position at the root of the flesh wing, and the injury was not light. This part is a fragile joint, and it is inevitable that the ability to fly will be affected after being injured. The squire's shot also made the bipedal wyvern go crazy, and he actually waved his wings and flew towards him crookedly.
If it chooses to flee now, then Lord Cao can only stare dryly. But this fool ate himself with a shot, and he was not blind, and when he saw that he had a gun in his hand and was about to rush over, he really didn't know whether he was brave or ignorant.
"It's exactly what I want, look at Lao Tzu's revenge for his fellow Pig compatriots today!" Of course, with this kind of good thing, Lord Cao will not let it go. Before he came, Lord Cao had labeled this damn bipedal wyvern as a must-kill, and not running away saved him a series of troubles that he would have to face when he was ready to hunt down and kill later.
Drawing the gourd in the same way, it was almost the same as just now, another javelin shot! The difference was that this shot chose the other wing, and it was also in a vulnerable position close to the wing root. This shot also repeated the handsome process just now! It passed directly through the wings of the two-legged wyvern on the other side, and then disappeared into the sky.
What did Lord Cao prepare the three spears for? In order to seize the opportunity to strangle the flying ability of this two-legged flying dragon!
Although it was taken by Barkley by one shot, two strokes were enough to pinch off its most annoying ability. As long as this beast falls to the ground, will Lord Cao be afraid of it? The confident Lord Cao feels that it is just as terrifying as if he has a weapon in his hand or not.
If you don't do it, you won't do it, and if you do it, you won't be able to keep it alive, lest the beast take revenge again. This kind of super-level demonic beast is very vindictive, and if it finds a helper to come back to retaliate, it will be in big trouble.
The two javelins don't shoot at the point of the two-legged wyvern, because the target is too small. It can be regarded as an absolute weakness and vital part, that is, the neck without scales and a pair of dragon's eyes and an open mouth, which are too easy to miss.
Of course, its tender anus is also a weakness, but it's a pity that Lord Cao doesn't think that he can throw such a sharp javelin, otherwise it would be a very good choice. Even if it is a super-level demonic beast with a large gun more than three meters long in its anus, it will be as fragile as if it is doing some kind of strange exercise, and it will not be able to kill this beast......
The wings of the bipedal wyvern were damaged, and it could no longer fly. There was a distance of nearly 100 meters between it and the fierce man, which made it feel that it was not enough, and flapped its wings with two more hideous wounds, and it fell to the ground. The huge inertia took its huge body and pulled out a terrifying trace on the ground that was more than twenty meters long, and it also blew a gust of wind.
The strong wind was blowing in his face, and the long hair of Lord Cao, who was holding his hands on his chest, flew in a dashing manner, and he was as cool as the highest ice peak on the snowy mountain of Michael Jordan. If there is a beautiful woman watching the battle, you will definitely be fascinated by the chic of the lord.
The Wyvern roared again with pain and rage, and this slam was a standard rollover, and its left flesh-winged elbow was shattered into a back-joint, almost falling on its back, completely declaring it a floor runner.
This huge trauma made it only want to smash this hateful opponent into pieces, such a vile and ferocious opponent, the bipedal wyvern had never met so big. The red eyes exuded murderous intent, and the horned dragon's head shook for a while, as if it wanted to shake off the dizziness that came from the fall. Then the dragon's head lowered again, staring at Lord Cao, a pair of dragon claws ploughed across the ground, and the posture was ready to fight the opponent with a strong body.
"Don't panic, my lord, Barkley is here to help!" Barkley yelled again, but there was no sign of movement under his feet, as if he was glued to the ground.
"Don't come here yet, this thing is stupid. A brute who doesn't even know magic actually thinks that he can play hand-to-hand combat with Lao Tzu! It's a great feeling.
He really wasn't afraid of this beast that couldn't fly, no matter how strong and huge its body was, what was the use of hitting the target?
Barkley's goods were deceived by Lord Cao, and if he accidentally had three long and two short, Lord Cao could wait for Aunt Susan to find him to settle the blood account.
Barkley nodded silently, a confident look in his eyes that he knew you would say that. His posture that should have been like this made the Black Panther Warriors on the side speechless for a while, isn't this a little too shameless? Such a good body doesn't play hand-to-hand combat, but watching the battle from the side, watching the pants brother do it alone, it's too unkind! Even if he rushes over to be a meat shield or something, if the Black Panther Warrior has a strong physique like Barkley, he will definitely not hesitate.
The brave and fearless Black Panther Warrior is qualified to despise Buckley, and there is obviously a fundamental difference between him who dares to attack and kill a two-legged wyvern alone and Buckley, who is extremely vain.
Barkley glanced at him knowingly, making the Black Panther Warriors, who didn't know who Barkley was, a little stunned. The eyes of this thing seemed to be asking the Black Panther Warriors, do you still use a dragon slaying knife to kill chickens? This score is so great that it almost makes the Black Panther Warriors think that Lord Cao, who is wearing pants, is Barkley's henchman.
Lord Cao's words that rippled with strong confidence also frightened the Black Panther Warrior a lot, where did this fierce man come out? It was so wild that it was hard to describe in words.
Who doesn't know that the venom-type demonic beast is a very rubbish category among the many magical divisions? But the bipedal wyvern is also a seventh-order super-level demonic beast, which is completely due to the bonus of innate and strong hand-to-hand combat ability! Lord Cao is less than two meters tall to fight hand-to-hand combat with the bipedal dragon standing six meters away on the ground, it is too arrogant and too awesome!
The dark faces of the Black Panther Warriors inevitably swelled with adoration, as the Beamon Orcs have always been, with the most fervent reverence for those warriors who are strong in force. The fighting style displayed by Lord Cao is an out-and-out strong combat system, how can he not make the Black Panther Warriors worship in a mess?
Barkley actually wanted to learn from Lord Cao's javelin throwing as fast as thunder just now, but he thought of his unreliable crosshair and the preciousness of this heavy ironwood weapon, so he didn't give up after all. It is also unknown whether he can break the defense of this two-legged wyvern, and Barkley is very melancholy.
The thoughtful Buckley had been wondering what he would do if he had really been alone with this beast since he first saw the wyvern, and it wasn't until he had the opportunity to look at it up close that he realized that there was no comparison between his fragility and the strength of the other party. Barkley couldn't even go crazy on his own, and he wasn't a high-ranking warrior in Beamon, which made him feel an indescribable sense of frustration at the moment.
And the hand-to-hand battle between Lord Cao and the two-legged wyvern has begun, and the remaining attack methods of the two-legged wyvern now are only a pair of powerful dragon claws and a neck as flexible as a whip. In the trampling and grasping of the two dragon claws of the bipedal flying dragon one after another, Cao Jueye's body swayed like a leaf in the wind, floating back and forth in the repeated attacks of the two dragon claws. It seems dangerous, but it is calm and calm.
As if sensing the impotence of his own attack against this nimble opponent, one of the bone-spurted tails of the bipedal wyvern also joined the battle group, flapping and whipping from time to time, with almost no dead spots for attacking. A bloody mouth was also not idle, driven by that flexible and slender neck, almost frantically chasing the figure jumping up and down, but it couldn't reach it. It's a pity that the wings of the bipedal wyvern are close to being scrapped, otherwise it would have come in handy, and let this damned opponent know why the bipedal wyvern is known as a great master in hand-to-hand combat.
The wine I drank before was a little brainy under the stimulation of this gust of wind and rain, and although the concentration of a skin bag of wine was not high, it was better than a lot, seven or eight catties. Lord Cao's footsteps gradually tasted drunk.
"I was upside down and upside down, like a wave.
There are 10,000 kinds of troubles, and I laugh at them.
I'm low and I'm high, staggering and refusing to pour, I know best what is in the wine!
In the rivers and lakes, you never use a knife. Hey, I don't need a knife to sprinkle the house! I carry the weight of a thousand pounds on my shoulders.
Don't shout for fear or beg for mercy, I'm willing to bend over for affection, Cao Meng, a good man!
Don't be crazy, madmen are kind. Don't laugh at the idiot, it's hard to find because of infatuation.
Don't be afraid of getting drunk, drunk over the sea and the sky. Crazy and crazy and drunk while you are young!"
A song with a different style was sung heroically by the upside-down Lord Cao, the lyrics are so heroic and chic, and his expression today can be said to complement each other.
Barkley's eyes widened, although the literary cells were not good, but he could also feel this little song!
The eyes of the Black Panther Warrior were moist, thinking about how badly he was tortured by the two-legged flying dragon just now, and then look at this pants**, others are called a chic, singing and abusing the dragon at the same time, what a chic realm!
A dim aura flashed out of thin air as Lord Cao's song ended, enveloping the two-legged flying dragon, and this scene frightened the Black Panther Warrior even more.
"Beast God!You must be playing with me!!, such a fierce man could be a priest!?"
The Black Panther Orc, that is also the leader of the powerful main battle race of the Beamon Empire, although he is known for his speed, and he is not in the strongest ranks in terms of strength, but can he be inferior in strength as a strong main battle race? Compared to this priest, the Black Panther Warrior found that his strength was not even worthy of lifting his shoes, this joke was a big deal!
After the bipedal wyvern was enveloped by this aura, it was as if it was drunk, and its feet began to sway, and its movements were uncoordinated. The mouth seemed to be about to spit out that nasty venom, but it spit out a puddle of flesh and blood that had not yet been digested and absorbed.
What kind of divine comedy is this? It is so strange that it is unheard of! The priest of Beamon has gone through all these divine comedies in his head, and none of them fit the present situation. The Black Panther Warriors thought this priest was too mysterious, why was it so different?
Lord Cao, who was shaking, suddenly sobered up a lot, and at this time, there was only one sentence left in Lord Cao's heart that kept flashing: Dude, this time it's going to be hot!
Inexplicably created a divine comedy! Is the talent of the celestial soul chanter? Lord Cao couldn't imagine that this kind of crazy thing was happening to him in such a joking scene.
There is no doubt that this is a negative blessing divine comedy, as a research and development party, no one knows the effect of this divine comedy better than Lord Cao.
Just imagine, on the battlefield, when this Divine Comedy is thrown over, a large number of people on the other side suddenly begin to sway, vomiting more than what is the picture?
Even if you don't have to be on the battlefield, what Divine Comedy is more suitable for dealing with beautiful women than this drunken Divine Comedy? If you don't obey the uncle, this Divine Comedy can't be softened into Lord Cao's arms as soon as it is bored? It can be called a strong drug!