Chapter 114: Feng Xue's strategy for the eldest sister's head
Just when Feng Xue was gearing up and wanted to experience the legendary full immersion game, the doorbell rang.
This is really a strange thing, since the opening of this martial arts hall, the doorbell on this security door has never been ringed, which makes Feng Xue wonder if the group of social people smashed the door last night?
"Who!" Through the door, Feng Xue opened her mouth and shouted, for such a long time, the woman who claimed to be a special attack last night would ring the doorbell at such a time, right?
"Open the door and check the water meter!" A beautiful female voice came from outside the door, and Feng Xue had a black line when she heard it
"Eldest sister, please be dedicated, okay? It's just six o'clock, who is so dedicated to the property, and at this time came to check the water meter? Isn't he afraid of the owner's complaints? ”
"I know don't open the door yet! Do I say, 'You are already surrounded'? The woman's voice had a very comfortable joking tone, as if an old friend for many years was joking, making people unconsciously accept the existence of the other party.
But at the moment when this thought just rose, Feng Xue realized that it was not good, should he be said to be a professional? Just a few joking teases made Feng Xue relax her vigilance from the bottom of her heart.
"What happens if I don't open the door?" Shinji leaned against the door and said through the security door.
"Not good, you can try." The woman's words were obviously threatening, but Feng Xue couldn't afford to be angry, which made him panic a little in his heart, didn't he study him thoroughly? No, you can't follow the other person's pace!
Feng Xue gritted her teeth and immediately shouted: "Senior Sister Lan, Senior Sister Lan, I can't deal with this woman, you come to negotiate with her!" ”
"Negotiations? What is there to negotiate, if you come to make trouble, you can just cut it with a knife! Yunlan walked down from the second floor and said unabashedly.
This time it was not only Feng Xue, but even the eldest sister outside the door was speechless, who is this?
However, as soon as Yun Lan said this, Feng Xue didn't dare to let her negotiate, after all, Yun Lan herself said that she had taken the evil path to survive the human tribulation, although the dignified Miss Shushan would not choose a method with too many hidden dangers, but what should I do if my heart is unstable in the first two days? In case she really drew her sword and cut people down, then she could only follow them back to Penglai Island to nibble brown rice.
Yunlan didn't expect that her little joke really scared Feng Xue, and before she could open her mouth to save it, the door had already been opened by Feng Xue.
"It's not easy to get into you." The eldest sister didn't treat herself as an outsider at all, and said with a big grin, "Let's say it first, it's just an accident that I was able to enter this formation, so if you ask me how to crack it, you don't need to say it, but I think it may be related to a fruit I ate when I was a child." ”
"Oh?" Feng Xue raised her eyebrows, but she didn't speak, just pointed to the chair next to the wall of the martial arts hall and motioned for her to sit down and talk, still without the slightest intention of going to the second floor.
The eldest sister also seemed to have realized this, and didn't say much, just sat down like this, and then said
"You have such a martial arts hall here, Guo Jia suspected that you were engaging in some kind of cult at the beginning, but later conducted a certain investigation on you, and found that there were not too many problems, so it was over, don't be angry, if you stand in Guo Jia's position, you must also find out."
"And what are you trying to say this time?" Feng Xue raised her eyebrows, always feeling that the other party was not the same as she imagined.
"I came this time, mainly because of this formation, the office of Binhai City has been paying attention to this place for a while, but it has been dragged by the affairs of Yangqi Company before, and I happened to experience the power of this formation last night, so I want to talk to you about this formation."
Although the eldest sister looks like a businessman, she skillfully uses language art to bypass Feng Xue's sensitive points, and only puts the conversation on the formation, which makes Feng Xue subconsciously have a sense of ease, and this sense of relaxation has become the root of the weakening of his psychological defense, coupled with the way of speaking that is most compatible with him obtained by analyzing Feng Xue's personality, which constitutes the fundamental reason for Feng Xue's uncontrolled relaxation of vigilance today.
This is the eldest sister's "targeted special strategy for the implementation of the personality characteristics of people with secrets" after sampling and analyzing Feng Xue in many aspects, referred to as Feng Xue's strategy.
Although Feng Xue didn't realize that he had been attacked by a stand-in...... Ahh
So, he adopted an extreme confrontational approach, that is, the legendary worst chat skill to run the train with his mouth full of mouth.
"What, you think too much, in fact, we are not martial artists, this is not a formation, the reason why I say so mysterious is to attract more secondary two teenagers, after all, these days, metaphysics is more popular than science, ah, by the way, I forgot to tell you, these things are science."
"Clams?" The eldest sister, who was deeply involved in the play, was immediately blinded by Feng Xue's inexplicable words, "You say this is science? ”
"Yes, actually, I'm a civil scientist, well, a citizen scientist."
"Minke?" The eldest sister's face is dark, you think I don't understand anything, right? Isn't Minke a bunch of delusional psychopaths?
"It all started 10 years ago." Feng Xue made up her mind to grasp her own pace, and didn't pay attention to the expression of the eldest sister at all, but entered the storytelling mode seriously:
"At that time, I was still a second-year teenager, I liked to toss all kinds of equipment, the watch at home, the TV, basically dismantled (the author was often dismantled when he was a child, this seems to be a common phenomenon), and then I read some extracurricular books, so I secretly used the radio, the old mobile phone, and saved some unconventional signal receivers and transmitters, and inexplicably received a strange electromagnetic wave."
"And this so-called 'formation', in essence, is to use this special electromagnetic wave generator to affect human perception, only a few people with special brain waves can resist this electromagnetic wave, you should belong to this kind of person, in addition, the reason why unrelated students can enter the door is because of this kind of access card that can absorb electromagnetic waves, which uses special smelting methods, so that all the irregular mixtures can be very good to disrupt this electromagnetic wave, so that the carrier is not affected."
"You're meowing and kidding me?" The eldest sister's mind is full of such thoughts, our research and mind radio wave research department has spent decades without any actual products, and you can save this kind of black technology with a radio and a waste phone as a teenager? Science requires luck, but even if you discovered electromagnetic waves, you could make such big news with the knowledge level of a teenager? Are you afraid that you are not slapping Guo Jia Research Institute in the face?
"Don't believe it, I call this electromagnetic wave the soul, and through the study of the soul, I have developed the soul to induce biological energy, and then based on the traditional Chinese medicine meridians and acupoints as the program, I have developed the so-called internal force, by the way, if you don't believe it, I still have the latest research results here, do you want to experience it?" Feng Xue ran the train with her mouth full, and even used a little bit of the soul technique that Yun Rou had taught before, although it couldn't achieve effects such as brainwashing and charm, it could make it easier for people to believe his words.
The eldest sister was fooled and lame by Feng Xue for a while, but as a professional, as long as she was given a few minutes, she could react that she had been fooled, of course Feng Xue also understood this truth, and did not give her time to think at all, but directly threw a bombshell, trying to smash the eldest sister's head even more dizzy!