"Then what do you think the earl should do? Don't eat human food or live in the sky? Everywhere you have to show that you are different from the commoners, so I eat the air when the commoners eat, I drink the northwest wind when the civilians drink water, and I stay in the stomach when the commoners go to the toilet? (Starter) is really ...... I really don't know, it turns out that there are bathrooms in such a northern place, and I thought you wouldn't take a bath in your life. ”

Cybertron said this as a superior leader, so naturally he couldn't say anything.

There seems to be no problem with a place like the bathroom and friends, at least as long as the spirit does not exist first, the orientation does not exist the problem, and the body does not have infectious diseases. Of course, the superior leader should know that he can't refuse to invite guests into the bath and use his brain

In fact...... It is said that bathing is also a kind of culture, and the more "conspicuous" thing should be that no one is "inconspicuous". There are five or six people who wear them outside, and there is no difference when they come in.

"Alas...... I really don't know what kind of mentality we adults have. Lancelot took off his armor as he threw the heavy armor on his chest into the basket with a thud. A small crater was smashed on the marble floor. The tall man seemed to be very puzzled why he had to find himself uncomfortable: "This ...... Is it their custom to take a bath?"

That's right, it's true that taking a bath is Cybertron's "hometown" custom, but the focus is generally on the bathing center and the focus is generally on after the bath.

"No...... You know, the world is different in culture anyway. Gawain said the same, looked around and seemed to be surrounded by the Knights, and said, "It's just that I feel a little uneasy." ”

"......, what are you afraid of?" Lancelot didn't understand.

"This ...... The equipment is all off, and it will be a big problem to fight and change clothes later, who knows if someone will attack now?" Gawain was very vigilant, saying that his hand armor was thrown, and it was quite time-consuming to untie it.

"Won't you go in with your sword?" said Lancelot, casually.

"Good idea! Will you let your sword go into the bathroom?!" Gawain was furious.

"That's right...... What about us?" Cybertron's attendant didn't find his own family, and felt that there was something wrong: "I saw him come in just now?"

There was a dead silence.

“...... It seems that when he first entered the door...... "Knight A was obviously not of enough rank to enter the door, and said at the gate: "We turned left, and he was directly led to the right by a monster subordinate." ”

"...... turn right, turn left is the men's bathroom, turn right is ......?!"

There was another dead silence.

"Oh...... That's why adults are here. Everyone suddenly realized, and suddenly felt that this world was really unreliable, but in an instant, everyone felt that it was understandable: "If you look like an adult, you can indeed 'turn right', Gawain, can you also go and join in the fun? Don't get tired of us." ”

“...... I suddenly understood why adults always said that the pressure of their own blood was too high. Gao Wen, who had just taken off the armor of his upper body, slowly took out the sword at his waist, and his tone was flat and full of substantive feelings: "You have very little armor now...... You're going to die if you cut it down, right?"

It turns out that friendship is so weak

When all the knights took off their armor and put it off their bodies, they were no different from ordinary people. Everyone is like that, with two shoulders and a head, noble people don't seem to be able to see how noble they are at this time. In other words, it's amazing that you can be an inch longer than others.

Maybe that's why a lot of people like to take a bath, maybe it's a little closer to the Garden of Eden, of course, but it's a pity that it's only the same sex (of course, some perverts are most interested in this). Maybe Gawain is different from others, with longer ears.

"It's so hot in here...... I don't feel it, and the fog is so big......" The knight looked at the mist in front of him in confusion, and the water vapor on his face represented the question mark on his face: "There is no such big fog at home." ”

"I've used that pool over there during the Ranger Pilgrimage, do you dare to go down?" Knight B looked disdainful, and seemed to be proud of having been there.

"It's so hot, do you dare to go down?" Knight A tried it with his hands, and stopped doing it in an instant.

"How many scars do you have? Come, Lao Tzu go down...... it's going to be cooked!!, can this go down?" the knight b's face bragged.

"Okay, okay, don't make a fuss, there must be a reason why the adults called us here, think carefully about what the adults said when they came. Gawain tried the water, and felt that the water temperature was quite clean, and the elves loved it cleaner than humans, so he didn't feel it when he went down. After a comfortable groan, he asked in the pool that was not too hot, "Why did you come here?"

"Huh, isn't it because his face goes straight to the women's bath?" one of the knights laughed loudly in the mist, and then fell to the ground with his head on his heels, crying out in pain: "Ahhhh

"Hahaha, that's right, that's right. ”

"Aha"

A group of knights burst into laughter, and the knights, as the ruling class, basically had titles here, or at least were the lowest knights. As for saying that there is a baron and a viscount here, it is normal, especially Gawain, who has the largest knighthood among these knights. Theoretically, it has the right to claim two knightly counties.

"Well, you're right, what's the matter with no one coming to me just now?" a low roar from the deep valley came from the bathroom door, and in this kind of hot bathroom, people can still feel the chill in their bones.

It's murderous.

But no one dared to resist.

It's Cybertron.

"You guys are very capable, and you don't know how far you can run when you joke with your superiors?" There is no way to stride forward in the bathroom, otherwise it will be directly the life of the dog Cybertron to move forward step by step, and every step feels powerful.

"Uh...... My lord, listen to us. ”

"My lord, it's all they said, I didn't say a word"

"?!?! Lancelot, what are you pretending to be!, my lord, I'm Gawain the loyal one who doesn't say a bad word. ”

Cybertron looked disdainful and walked straight into the pool, and no one dared to say anything along the way.

What they saw was a scarred ...... Young people, younger than themselves, much shorter than themselves, can even be said to be slender. But it is more experienced than anyone present, and the body that is blown away by the rain and wind can not even be said to be strong, and every muscle is there, but it is not said to be strong, this is the creator of the legendary great feats?

Is there such a thing? So...... Skinny, so ...... Thin, so ...... Dilapidated.

So...... Powerful?

Cybertron's purpose for coming here is more than half accomplished, how can a group of people under his command make them say that they are a guy who eats by his face all day long? Even great achievements are regarded as inconsequential things? He does not want to rule everyone, but he must rule these people who manage everyone.

"What I just said is very hard. Cybertron soaked in the bath, and the subordinates around him didn't dare to talk much. I washed my face with clean water, and the ponytail on my head didn't let go at this time. The green eyes scanned everyone in front of them, as if they were saying, "Let's wait for a bunch of idiots to die": "Come, go on, I'm listening here." ”

"Your Excellency...... Ahem. Gawain was kicked by Lancelot beside him at this time, there was no way There were only three people in the bath at this time, and although there was a row of people standing and sitting and squatting outside, no one dared to say anything.

"What's the ...... on you? So many wounds?"

Everyone put their hands on their faces, and Gawain really couldn't open any pot.

“...... A lot of it was trained when I was a child, my mother beat it, this one is, this one is also, this one is from the chest to the neck is also well, I know what you are thinking I am my own child, who dares to doubt this, my mother will beat you to death, and I will not stop it. ”

Cybertron pointed to his upper body and said, "The others are crusading against the Demon King...... The two big holes in my abdominal muscles are the same, the result of the Demon King's claw piercing (silenced)! You bastards remind me of that death-like pain again. And this one on the back was sprayed when the Zerg venom went to the north, and it didn't get good in the end. I've heard that there is magic that can erase scars, but ...... Damn, who made us Bulkeso people's * magic resistance relatively high......"

“...... Ah, my lord is really a great achievement, and the battle is great. ”

Half sycophant, half convinced. Everyone in the room applauded together, as if watching a puppy drill into the ring of fire. It's great to be so young but hardworking.

"By the way, my lord, this scar on your face...... Eh, did you have a scar on your face before?" the squire also entered the pool, as if he was choking on the heat, but when he got closer, he asked a stern question.

“...... Get out of here, you kid. Cyber was angry enough: "I asked you to come and be my attendant, and you actually ran away first! This is me who was taken into the women's bath and beaten by our family Denisha! She is really ruthless, according to the door is a sword, fortunately I dodged quickly, I wonder if we are husband and wife, okay." ”

There was another strange cold scene, and of course everyone had everything in their hearts. "Why did Lord Denisa enter the bath with a sword?" "Actually, if the adult covers the lower half of his body, it's no problem to enter the women's bath......, right?" "Hastily, hastily, the red-haired attendant officer who doesn't open the pot and which pot is even more difficult to serve than this blonde boss." ”

Lancelot hurriedly played a round: "Ahem, my lord, you have a lot of tattoos on your body, where are the tattoos? You see we don't dare to compare with you, at most there is a dragon tattoo, a sea monster, and a paladin tattoo of the Holy Light Mark." Oh, there's a ****** ...... there."

"My lord, my name is the Virgin and the Son, and our request for the Chapel of the Light ......," said a knight weakly.

“...... Ahem, it's not like you. Lancelot pretended not to hear it, let's please him, he seems to have a slightly lower favorability value in the other party's mind, this is not a good thing in the relationship between superiors and subordinates: "This body is full of ...... You see there's a wolf's head here, there's a knife over there, what's this?"

“...... There are nineteen clans in our tribe, and I am the Great Chief. Cybertron said with resentment: "You say, how many totems do I have?"

“...... 19?"

"Wrong! And add the total totems of all our Bourkesos, twenty in all! Do you come when I want to? It hurts, you know, even with the help of the spider's venom, it hurts, you know! I get drunk all day."

After washing his face with water, Cybertron recited the scriptures: "Warsong Clan, Frostwolf Clan, Blackstone Clan, Shadowmoon Clan, Broken Hand Clan, Chewing Bone Clan...... The Iron Tribe, but they didn't give me a pair of steel and iron bones! This can only make *bear these well, glory, do you want to try it?"

"Fight for your glory, but we dare not expect the same glory from you. "What else could Lancelot say if he said a nice thing?" "Your Excellency, you must have brought us here...... What's the point, right?"

"That's right, I just want to tell you that it is the soul that ultimately embodies the nobility of man. Instead of *,* everyone is more or less a knight, I hope you can live up to your honorable titles, I have always had hope for you. Cyber said frankly that I just wanted to take a shower, and halfway through it, I realized that this was not an essay that had to be off-topic. As for hope...... I say this to everyone, but you must know that no one can be trusted.

"......"*Are they all the same?What's the matter with your childish face (silenced)?Is this the aura of the male protagonist?*It's all the same?Why don't you think it's very convincing?

"By the way, I almost forgot about it, who said bad things about me when I entered the door just now. Cybertron suddenly clapped his hands and sneered: "Do you really think it's over?" I promise not to kill you when I stand up, no one answers?

"Your Excellency...... The fog was so thick that we couldn't see with each other who said it. A knight said weakly.

"Hmm...... That's the question, come, stand in line, I'll let you stand in line, do you want to disobey?"

When the group of knights stood in line, Cybertron inspected the group of unarmored knights in front of them as if they were inspecting. Then kick them to the ground one by one from the first one!

"What are you going to do, my lord...... Eh!"

"My lordship, I...... !!"

"Your Excellency...... Oh!"

"My lord, I have always been loyal......" Seeing that Cybertron was about to fly to himself, the squire looked pleading, and everyone didn't know what Cybertron meant by kicking him one by one. Falling to the ground, it hurts strangely, and now there is no armor and nothing else.

"Ahh

"Huh?" Cybertron keenly noticed that the cry was familiar: "Come, squire, stand up and let me kick again." ”

"My lord, why are you addicted? Even if you are an adult, you can't be like this...... Ahh

"That's you! You just said bad things about me and fell, didn't you?" Cybertron grabbed the other man by the neck and easily grabbed the other party: "I will never forget that strange scream!"

A group of knights suddenly began to fart, afraid that they would not shoot hard enough and be despised by their peers.

"My lord is really discerning!"

"Your Excellency must punish him severely!"

"If it's okay, I'll go first."

At the same time in the women's bathroom, there was only one person, Denissa, who was bored in the bath. Of course, I won't say it, but if you think about it, you won't have any problem. The big sword, who has always been not good at words, sank into the water at this moment, [I knew that I was the only one, so I wouldn't have beaten him out...... It seems to be a lot of fun over there? Are you standing in line to be shot? Should you really find some female knights, huh...... Just do it. 】