"Holy! Twin swords. What bird game? A young man watched the TV news very unhappily: "Could it be that one person holds two swords and sees who can cut fast?" Why don't we vote in China? ”

At this time, I only heard someone on the fifth floor shouting: "Tang Hua, let's go to the parade together." ”

Tang Hua stretched out his head and saw that it was his hair boy, classmate and colleague, and friend Sun Ming. "What's the matter?"

Sun Ming shouted: "Protest to play fool double sword, we want to play magic and sword." ”

"Boring...... Go on your own! “

……

"Xiaohua ......"

"Mom, call me Tang Hua, otherwise it's easy to be misunderstood."

"Alas...... Son, you're leaving tomorrow, how can you still be like this. Now it's not like going out more than before, it's possible now...... Never to be seen again...... This is all to blame on the ancestors, and they can't pay it back after three generations, and they can't afford to pay it back. "Donald Niang is a handful of sad tears when she says it.

"Got it, Mom, you always take care of yourself. I'm fine. ”

"Yes, Mom knows. Mom heard that this game can earn local money on Planet M. So ......" Tang's mother took out a notebook and came out: "Mom taught you how to play games and play good games." ”

“……”

"Don't you know, before I conceived you, your mother was a hunter in the game world, and my mother liked to use archers the most. That is, you met your dad in the game...... Besides, in the past few hundred years, which of our Tang family has not been a master of the game, your grandfather and grandmother. Great-grandfather, great-grandmother, who didn't go crazy in games when they were young. So Mom spent one night collecting the essence of the Tang family's games at all stages, from mages, priests, assassins, warriors, ...... to all the tips of the knights. ”

“……”

"Dual swords, according to your mother's analysis, are two-handed swords, and they should mainly focus on physical attacks, such as whirlwind slash, savage impact and other skills......"

“……”

"The game has already been substituted, so you can't pursue the flexibility of dual swords, but you must first practice the flexibility of one hand. In addition, support skills are very important, such as defense enhancement, attack enhancement, armor piercing......"

……

Sleepless nights, almost the same in all parts of China. Parents who are veteran gamers are desperately trying to instill in their children how to play games. For example, how to form a team, what to take care of as a team, what you have to do as a captain, and how to distribute equipment. Then there is how to manage the guild, and then there is the boss who will generally drop the equipment, but it takes too long, and it is not as good as the efficiency of the minions, etc. What? You don't know what a creep is? Creeps are monsters that you can kill alone...... To sell something, you have to ask others to raise a price, and sometimes there is a very high price of 250...... When you buy something, you have to work with your friends to lower the price, kill if you don't sell it, and kill it once you see it......

……

After a tearful goodbye, everyone began to get on board. Tang Hua's spaceship number is 10,000 and eighteen, and his own number is passenger number 180999990. The robot waiter led Tang Hua to his own world. The world is very small, only 4 square meters, and there are no items in it except for the game pod.

Tang Hua is not a rookie and knows what it means. Many years ago, there was a food crisis all over the world, so people invented a full-stereoscopic fully simulated game cabin. In it, your body can enter a state of hibernation, since hibernation, then you can not eat, drink, pull or spill, not only reduce carbon dioxide emissions, but also save food, water and so on.

The general meaning is that this trip itself is probably mixed up in this place.

……

Spaceship Broadcast: Now that the spaceship is about to leave Earth, please let us take another look at our hometown, the most beautiful planet in the universe - Earth. The yellow sky, the black sea, and the erupting volcanoes...... Another: After an hour, everyone will enter the game module, there will be no restaurant restrooms in this ship, if you don't want to starve and suffocate to death, it's best to do what I say. Thank you, your most respected smart computer, Screws, and I wish you all the best night.

……

It's hibernation time and the game begins......

The old rule is that before you get into the game, you have to talk nonsense with the system.

The object of Tang Hua's nonsense is a girl in a comic, this girl Tang Hua knows, and she is the protagonist of the most popular comic last year. Since I'm not a fan of manga, I forgot what my name was. However, Tang Hua knows one of her mantras, as long as she meets the bad guys, she will say before she magnifies the moves: I will destroy you on behalf of the galaxy.

Tang Hua doesn't like this person, no one likes to be represented.

"Name." Pretty girl asked.

"Tang Hua."

"The name of the game."

"Mixed River Dragon!"

"The name has the nature of the underworld, veto."

"People are floating in the rivers and lakes."

The so-called 'card' thunderclap and a sword, a lightning bolt pounced on Tang Hua. The beautiful girl raised her eyebrows in the mirror: "Please don't let me repeat what I said." ”

Tang Hua clenched his fists with both hands, and he was angry...... Sorry, it's electric.

The fact is that Tang Hua was on the ground, holding on to the table and said weakly: "I'm going to sue you." ”

"I'm going to sue you, name confirmed."

"No, no!" Tang Hua hurriedly jumped up, how could he call this name.

"No, no? Enter the 20-second countdown. ”

"**** you...... Wrong! I think...... I don't call me to think, you have to give me time, it took my mom a month to think of the name......"

"8 seconds, 7 seconds ......"

The bright moonlight in front of the bed, suspected to be frost on the ground, raised his head to look at the bright moon, and bowed his head to think of his hometown...... He Hehe, hoe He Day at noon...... I don't want ancient poetry...... I want a name......"

"It's time."

"Ahh At this moment, Tang Hua's mind went blank. Time's up? What's your name? Didn't you say it yourself? Did she just take her last sentence as her name? What is the last word? It seems to be: it took another month. Ahh Tang Hua immediately felt the urge to commit suicide.

"Didn't pick well? Continue the 20-second timer. 20、19……”

Tang Hua's face was very dark, he was tricked, and he was played as a monkey. But fortunately, I still have time to choose a name after all.

"The flowers are withering, be careful that I call you......" The beautiful girl's face is also very dark, and it can take 40 seconds to think of a name.

Tang Hua felt annoyed, but more aggrieved. There is no way, Tang Hua has adhered to the traditional Chinese virtues of thousands of years, and has always been the principle of forbearance if he can, and more things are better than less. Of course, this does not mean that Tang Hua is cowardly, but that he ...... Astute. When your opponent is so strong that you can't beat him with a cheat, even if you can't be friends with him, it's best not to be an enemy.

There are almost no such people in reality, and Tang Hua is only targeting the game...... For example, he never challenges the ultimate boss in the novice stage, for example, if the system tells him the coordinates, he will never question it. For example, if someone says that he loves him, he will first feel the money in his pocket to see if he can afford two ice creams......