After finally persuading the big man of the Green Capsule Sect to give up the idea of putting a zipper on his stomach, the four monks of the Green Capsule Sect finally sewed up his belly.

Don't ask why you don't use spells to aid healing, according to the research of the Qing Capsule Sect, spell recovery will reduce the body's ability to heal itself, although it makes no difference for monks.

"So I said it's too troublesome, how good is it to install a zipper, when you want to observe, you can see the activity of the internal organs by opening it directly, I saw a record on the Internet, there is a doctor who left a hole in a patient's stomach to observe the activity of the internal organs, why can't I ......" The big man of the Green Capsule Sect chattered in Hanshuang's ear, if it wasn't for the fear of causing Resident Evil or something, she wanted to slap it!

"This is the mortal world! It's not glowing! Don't be reckless, okay? Also, you have a zipper on your stomach, what do you do when you take a shower? Pour a belly full of water? ”

"Don't worry about this, I found a waterproof zipper yesterday, and the monk's resistance is much better than that of ordinary people, even if you raise fish in your stomach, you won't have a problem......" Speaking of this, the big guy seemed to have triggered some new inspiration, and said with excitement on his face-"By the way, speaking of which, I remembered that I saw yesterday that there is a kind of doctor fish that can help remove dead skin, and if it is domesticated and raised in the stomach, it may be able to prevent a lot of troublesome inflammation!" ”

"Then you have to put a glass window on your belly, otherwise the fish won't see the light?" Hanshuang said angrily, who knew that the monk of the Green Capsule Sect actually nodded thoughtfully:

"Well, it seems to be the reason, but the compatibility between glass and the human body is too low, so you should choose a flexible and transparent material, is it better to be plastic, or ......?"

"Enough!" Hanshuang roared, attracting countless eyes from passers-by on the street, fortunately, he wore sunglasses and light makeup when he went out today, otherwise he would have been surrounded by now.

Being yelled at by Hanshuang like this, the monk of the Green Capsule Sect stopped talking, it was not that he was instigated, but he had realized that he couldn't talk to such a superficial woman.

But he shut up here, but Yang Quan couldn't help it: "That, frost girl, what do you say we old men should do?" Yesterday, we watched it all night and found that there are many forms of music in this era that we can't understand, presumably in the eyes of modern people, the jokes in our jokes are probably outdated, right? ”

"That, this ......" Hanshuang was asked by Yang Quan, although she has been on Earth for almost a year, she is still an "alien"! This kind of question related to reemployment, is it really good to ask her?

But looking at the weak, pitiful, and helpless eyes of the sect master of Qiaoyan Sect, she really couldn't say "how do I know", after receiving so many TV series, she didn't see a lot of characters who began to take revenge on society because of unemployment, although this group of comedians made up some big commotion in their brains, but it was still possible to have an accident like a Piper in Hamel.

So, she was silent for a while, and said: "It's not easy to say what you asked me to say directly, so let's wait to get my ID card, I'll introduce you to my father-in-law, he is a native, he should know what job is more suitable for you......"

"Ahem, ahem!" Feng Xue, who was sitting in the monitoring room, was choked by Hanshuang, a handsome pot without warning, and hurriedly shouted to his side:

"Who is that, has the evil cultivator done it in the employment plan?"

"No, even the reemployment of laid-off workers is troublesome, and this kind of project involving nuclear bombs, don't think of a result if you don't discuss it for a few months." Lao Zhang spread his hands, yesterday this group of people came down and he handed the project to the General Staff, now I'm afraid it's a roff, right?

"You official apes just can't be trusted!" Feng Xue rolled her eyes, "If you really can't do it, let's get a small theater in Shengli City first, at least settle down first." ”

"This is no problem, there are many real estate properties in the retro buildings around the movie street that have not been contracted out, and it should be no problem to allocate a teahouse." The young man in charge of finance nodded immediately, making Feng Xue have a black line.

"I'm just talking, you guys are really throwing the pot like this?"

……

"With this thing, you can join those places that require real-name authentication?" Shichen, the deacon of the Lianhua faction, fiddled with the card in his hand, I have to say that this kind of household registration policy is indeed very useful, but on the other hand, his illegal application for the certificate this time also shows that no matter what the law, it will be exposed in front of corrupt officials...... Well, the flaw.

"Generally, websites that require real-name registration are fine, even if it's a professional forum, as long as you don't talk nonsense, it's fine......" Speaking of this, Hanshuang suddenly remembered the scene when Qiu Yue tore [beep--] with people on the Internet, and immediately added: "In addition, even if there is any conflict on the Internet, stay calm, don't think about going along the network cable to kill people!" ”

"So there is still this hand? I've heard that computers can also be infected with viruses, maybe I can research a pathogen that hits people along the network cable? The monk of the Green Capsule Sect suddenly said unbelievable lines, causing chickens and dogs to jump up again in the special four monitoring room.

……

So,That afternoon,Looks like he's in his forties.,A look of "middle-aged unemployed" style.,It looks like the kind of man in the neon cartoon who runs to the park to sit on the swing during work hours to pass the time.,Was brought home by Hanshuang.,This feeling,It's always inexplicably a little bit of momentum towards the book.。

Feng Xue, who shook off all kinds of strange thoughts in her mind, grinned and made an ordinary person's face to:

"Who is this?"

"Husband, this is my master's old acquaintance, and I can't get along in my hometown, so I came over to join my master, but the profession is a little far from ours, so I want my husband to help see if there is any suitable job." Hanshuang sprinkled with a sweet voice with a somewhat excessive sugar content, but Feng Xue's heart did not fluctuate, she just nodded, and put on a "well-known director" style:

"I don't know what to call it?"

"That, my name is Zhou Yangquan, just call me Yangquan." Yang Quan's attitude is very low, and he doesn't know if he has adapted to the mortal world, or because he is used to pretending to be a grandson on Mars, and he can't lose his heart when he arrives on Earth.

"Then call it Uncle Zhou...... Anyway, what is Uncle Zhou good at? Feng Xue tried her best to put on a pleasant expression, although she seemed to be obedient, but who knew if it would suddenly explode?

"Hmm...... Ventriloquism, storytelling, illusion...... It's Chinese magic, by the way, and it will pull foreign films......"

"What, are you an ancient man from 800 years ago?"

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