Chapter 255: I almost laughed
Qiao Yanzong was busy learning to make animation, the Lotus Sect was studying high mathematics at home, and the Qing Bag Sect went to the neon earthquake relief, everything seemed to be idle, and Feng Xue was able to return to Binhai City leisurely and buy a sea-view villa to live the life of a local tyrant.
It's okay to play games, go to school to bully students, or simply tease Yunlan, let alone live a more nourishing life.
Speaking of Yunyi, the one-meter-three little girl should be the most funny existence, but Feng Xue is not cute and arrogant, so she still pays attention to Yunlan, who has a dual personality.
However, this happiness did not last long, because just a month after the neon earthquake, Lao Zhang came to the door again.
"Snow amon! Help me! ”
"Don't help! Not available! Get lost! Feng Xue slammed the door, instead of talking nonsense with this thing, it is better to give Yun Rou a bowl of noodles.
"Well, listen to me!" Lao Zhang shouted hoarsely at the door of the villa, even with the soundproofing specifications of the seaview villa, it could not prevent his voice from entering the room.
"Don't listen to Wang Ba's chanting!" Feng Xue pretended to cover her ears, then turned her head to the room and shouted, "Senior Sister Rou, are you hungry?" Senior brother, I'll give you something to eat! ”
"Okay senior brother, I want to eat clear soup noodles, fine noodles, sauerkraut noodles, pork rib noodles, dry mix noodles, dandan noodles, stick noodles, flag flower noodles, mutton stewed noodles, Lanzhou ramen, ......"
"Stop, stop, why do you still report the name of the dish? I'll give you a bowl of it, and I haven't finished eating my next bowl of noodles yet! Forget it, let's have a bowl of clear soup noodles first......" Feng Xue spit out the groove, put on an apron and planned to start the fire, in order to take care of Yunrou's mouth, his home is burning soup 24 hours a day, but then again, according to the life span and inheritance of cultivators, I'm afraid this bucket of soup will not be able to pass on to the interstellar era?
I don't know what kind of ear Lao Zhang is, obviously Feng Xue's voice is not loud, but he still heard it clearly: "What, after helping, how about I follow up and apply for the chef of the state banquet to help?" Not to mention noodles, Guangdong, Sichuan, Shandong, Huaiyang, Zhejiang, Fujian, Hunan, Hui, Jiangxi, you can eat whatever you want! ”
"Is that true?!" A wisp of wind blew across Feng Xue's cheeks, and when she came back to her senses, Yun Rou had already turned on and slowed down, looking at Lao Zhang, who was shouting with a megaphone at the door, and asked with a little star on his face, this is not a description, it is a real starlight flash! Since I came into contact with animation, the cultivators seem to like to play like this, and there are even masters who use the true element resonance to bring their own BGM or something......
"Seriously, seriously! Absolute state banquet standards! Flying in the sky and running in the water, the recent integration of cultivation technology and species protection is very good, even if you want to eat the original version of the Buddha jumping over the wall, I can find all the materials for you to stew! Lao Zhang saw the door open, and immediately rubbed his hands and said.
"Buddha jumping over the wall? Is it the altar with meat incense floating for ten miles, and the Buddha jumping over the wall when he heard the abandonment of Zen and jumped over the wall? Seeing that Yun Rou already had a posture that wanted to drool, Feng Xue immediately stopped in front of her and said:
"Senior sister, don't listen to him, what do you want to eat these years, if you want the Buddha to jump over the wall, the senior brother will take you to Hu Jian to eat in the afternoon! If you don't wait, let's go now! Edgeworth Go! ”
"What, the current Buddha jumping over the wall is a condensed version, if you want to eat authentic, you have to make an appointment with the master, and it may not be eaten, after all, although there are already means to increase wildlife, but the protection ban is still there, unlike us, the absolute master! Absolutely precious ingredients, whether it is technology or experience, it is ......" Lao Zhang felt that he had never been so tired in his life, a good leader of the special four, the former head of the search head, but now he has become a restaurant salesman, fortunately, in order to catch the spy for a few days as a hotel greet, otherwise it is not easy to say that the rhyme is soft.
"That, senior brother!" Yun Rou Yun Rou blinked her big watery eyes, looking at Feng Xue pitifully, that kind of gentle and lovely gaze made Feng Xue can't bear to refuse.
"Okay, come in......" Feng Xue rolled her eyes in disgust, let go of her body, and reluctantly threw a bench over, who knows why this kind of ...... is put in this kind of seaview villa Ah, by the way, this is Feng Xue's fantasy embodied.
"Sit down!"
"That ......" Lao Zhang looked at the sofa next to him, and then at the stool in front of him, inexplicably there was a feeling of becoming his own person, not that he was shaking, but he understood that if he was on business, this guy in front of him would not do such a rude thing.
So, he wisely chose to sit on the bench.
"It's so easy to deceive ......" Feng Xue crookedly, sat on the sofa, and asked like an uncle:
"Tell me, what's the matter?"
"Uh, that's right!" Lao Zhang then remembered that he was in a hurry, and immediately took out his mobile phone and said, "You take a look at this first-"
"Uh......" Feng Xue saw that it was a very short video, looking at the somewhat shaky picture, probably taken with a mobile phone, but through the iconic Burj Khalifa in the distance, Feng Xue could easily judge that this is the world's largest gathering place of local tyrants - Dubai.
However, the most eye-catching thing at this time is not the tower, but a huge white humanoid, this giant wields a building that has been pulled up from nowhere, and smashes everything that can be seen.
"What is this? Marble giants? Is Mi Lijia a new blockbuster in Hollywood? Feng Xue squinted her eyes and showed a somewhat weird smile.
"No, it's true, it came from Dubai this morning, and the loss of money is just that, the key is that a lot of people died, after all, you also understand that place in Dubai, if something happens, the economy of the whole world may change......" Lao Zhang said seriously, Feng Xue was not joking, nodded and said:
"I see this giant's mouth open and closed, what is he talking about?"
"......" Lao Zhang was silent for a moment when he heard this question, and from his face, Feng Xue saw a feeling that he wanted to laugh but couldn't, and then, he called up an audio-
"Well, listen to it yourself."
"What's inconvenient to repeat? Is it still some kind of harmonious slogan? Feng Xue rolled her eyes, clicked on the audio, and then, a piercing roar came out of the phone-
"I've been asleep for five hundred years, and I've been made into a toilet seat, and now you dare to on my head! You're killing yourself! ”
"Poof...... Hahahahahaha It's really an idiot who makes a monster into a toilet...... Haha......ha No, you're going to make me laugh a little longer...... Hahaha......"
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