Chapter 55: Joining the Gang (Special Extended Edition)
The special comment at the end of the article made Tang Hua breathe a sigh of relief: the commentator made it very clear that the reliability of what Sangun Wuji said was very low, but the commentator didn't understand one thing, why Wuji had to push himself into the opposite side of the first master. In response to this question, the editor also interviewed the scholars of the One Sword Guild and the Two Lions Haoran, and the views of the two were surprisingly consistent, they believed that Wuji was learning from the Dafa of gaze diversion practiced in the United States a long time ago. Because although the three guns took Laoshan, there were many internal crises. Left unchecked, it is likely to face disintegration. Therefore, Wuji adopted external contradictions to alleviate internal pressure. It can be said that in this regard, Wuji is quite clever.
In addition, although it is impossible to interview Dongfang Eggplant himself, Wushuang revealed and described how someone was bombed, and the first 45 minutes of the Demon Tribulation were single-attribute Heavenly Tribulations, with 3,000 thunders of various attributes per minute. You can get about 10 seconds of respite per minute. And the last 15 minutes are mixed fairy thunder, and as for the power, we still need to interview the person concerned to know. However, what can be known is that the Oriental eggplant has the magic weapon of the sect to cross the catastrophe......
"From the streets to the alleys, everyone talks about you." Break and throw a peanut: "Now when people ask me, I always answer: I don't know what kind of eggplant it is." Tell your buddy how you got through and what benefits you got. ”
"Eun!" Everyone has one idea, don't make too much merit, and you can get through the catastrophe in an hour
"......" Tang Hua didn't hide his secrets, Hula told him about the process of taking the anti-heaven flag and the process of crossing the catastrophe. Then he took out the anti-heaven flag and said: "Except for the thunder flag, the others are all wasted." Moreover, the method given to me by the master can only be practiced in one set, and after practicing the flag, the skill will disappear. ”
"Damn, this system is really dark, I was expecting you to help me survive the catastrophe together." He patted the table with a smile and was very unhappy.
The young master shook his head: "Even if the eggplant flag is not wasted, I don't think it can help you." This is clearly a consumable. If you can't use it, he always has a way to keep you from using it. For example, the system reminds that due to the help of scattered people, the power will be three times that of you, and then both of you will fight back to the sect! ”
"Sell newspapers, sell newspapers! In the latest edition of the newspaper, the reporter went to the front line to obtain first-hand information. Oriental Eggplant himself narrates the whole process of the catastrophe, and there is a way to obtain the magic weapon of the catastrophe. Each newspaper sells only 30 silver and only 50,000 copies, and only 3,000 copies are distributed in Chengdu. ”
Tang Hua's face darkened and asked, "Who did it?" "Daily newspapers are different from real newspapers, and they boast about X deeds and X people, and under the surveillance of intelligent computers, they cannot lie or exaggerate at all, and no one can have any political leanings and personal preferences except for special commentators.
"See the smile, laugh and laugh!" Sun Ming swiped out a stack of business cards for everyone to distribute, and Tang Hua took it and looked at it and vomited blood: Shuangjian Daily Buddhism Special Issue Special Reporter: Buddhism is boundless.
"You ......"
Without waiting for Tang Hua to go away, Sun Ming immediately said: "You don't have to pay back the money you owe." ”
"......" Tang Hua grabbed Sun Ming's collar, this is a must-have move before the violent beating."
"Brother Hua!" Sun Ming burst into tears, "I'll take 15 gold, you can leave me some." ”
“…… Watch and hit! ”
"5 gold for you!" Sun Ming hurriedly opened the trading window and slapped a silver ticket.
"Mental loss!"
Sun Ming gritted his teeth and added another 5 gold: "If you still want to exploit, I would rather die than give in." ”
"Forget it, let you go!" Tang Huale sat down and said: "You will kill a vote of people, I can succeed because I completed the task of the master, and I won this task by relying on my immortal coincident." ”
Sun Ming hurriedly asked, "What kind of immortal weapon?" ”
"Want to know?"
"Yes!"
"I won't tell you!"
"Stop making trouble!" The angel waved his hand: "The stars said they want to come in, do you want to group her?" ”
Tang Hua took a sip of wine and asked, "What the hell is this star for?" He only knew that Xingxing was Haoran's sister, but the key was that he hadn't even seen Haoran, and he hadn't talked to this Xing for anything. But I always feel that this star is a little entangled with me. I don't know what others think, I won't entangle with a stranger casually anyway, although I am quite handsome......
"Let's get her!" The young master gave Tang Hua a full wine and said, "This girl actually has something to do with you...... Don't get me wrong, with your long, frosted eggplant, there's no way she's going to fall in love with you at first sight. ”
Tang Hua said with a dark face: "Big brother, let's talk about the point." Familiarity is familiarity, and there is no such personal attack. ”
"The point is, people take a fancy to your skills and want to pull you into the gang." The young master said, "Actually...... You can consider considering. According to what Zhu Yan told you, the difficulty of the second heavenly tribulation, I personally think you should find a gang to add it, brush up more merits, don't be the first master today, and tomorrow will be ashes. ”
"yes!" The angel pointed to everyone: "Except for you, a monk friend, and the young master who will never help." Glutinous rice, me, and broken are all members of the Gang of Two Lions. Besides, if you want to retreat, you can retreat at will, will people Haoran not approve it, and you have to list it as hostile? ”
"Yes, yes!" Glutinous rice and broken echo.
"Then I'll add one!" After Tang Hua finished speaking, he shook his hand and flew out of the window and went directly to the registration point.
……
"Brother, name, rank!" The sisters in charge of recruitment asked.
"Flying Divine Tiger, level 35!"
"Wow, level thirty-five." The sisters were surprised and immediately sent out an invitation.
Tang Hua received the invitation, clicked OK, and then added a monogram on his chest, the monogram was two lions, one static and one moving, very expressive.
The sisters called the Double Lion Gege Thief, and immediately shouted at the entrance of the hall: "Everyone welcomes the new member of our wooden hall, the thirty-fifth level Flying Divine Tiger. ”
"Welcome, welcome." In addition to the welcome, everyone exclaimed: "Thirty-five levels." "Then there are the men's reports on the length and shortness, and the women's reports on the three measurements of some necessary problems when joining the association. Tang Hua has experience, hehe can deal with a few sentences casually, and sure enough, everyone quickly shifted their attention and began to chat and shout about the team, or ask various questions.
……
"Smack!" Xingxing roared angrily, "He's releasing the old lady's pigeon again." ”
Tang Hua happened to come in through the window and asked suspiciously, "Who released your mother's pigeons?" ”
"En......" Xingxing turned his head to look, and then looked at the people who couldn't help laughing around the table, and immediately his face turned red, but this woman Bingxue was smart, and immediately used the Dafa of Gaze Diversion and a single knife to go straight to Dafa and asked: "Eggplant, long time no see." Congratulations, the first person to succeed in the Double Sword Tribulation...... By the way, last time I forgot to ask if you were interested in coming to our gang? ”
"......" Tang Hua looked at the people on the table.
The people at the "......" table began to toast each other: "Come on, have another drink." ”
"What's wrong?" Xingxing glanced around a little puzzled, and finally found the monogram on Tang Hua's chest, and asked in surprise: "When did you join the gang?" ”
"Just now!" Tang Hua replied, sat down and asked, "Where is my wine?" ”
"Here you go." The young master threw a bottle of wine: "Push the cup and change the bottle...... Sit on the stars, sit! “
Sit? The old lady wants to kill someone...... Shame on the old lady...... The old lady is embarrassed...... But the old lady is a lady, and she has to take revenge slowly. Immediately, Xing Ran smiled and sat down to raise a glass: "I ......"
"Huh?" Before Xingxing could say anything, everyone was surprised first, and then she saw everyone, including the young master, rushing out with their swords and galloping away......
"What? Why? Am I so annoying? Xingxing slammed his fists on the table, and tears fell from his eyes.
I didn't think that such a smash would have some effect, and the young master appeared at the window 'rubbing'.
Xingxing hurriedly wiped away her tears and showed a smiling face: "......"
"Little two! Open the door and do business! The young master shouted, and then disappeared again.
"Wow......" Star was completely crying.
The young master came back and asked, "Xingxing, why don't you leave?" ”
"Where are you going! Woo......! ”
"Look at the text message!" The young master 'stabbed' and left again.
Only then did Xing Xing find out that there was a system text message: The master issued an urgent mission, and all the disciples immediately returned to the mountain.
PS: Added 500 words......
PS2: If the dried shrimp is untitled in the future, you can choose to steam and stir-fry.
PS3: Since there is no manuscript saved...... For the time being, take a positive attitude of two days and three shifts...... Quite positive!