Chapter Eighty-Three: Qi

"Wine, sex, wealth, ......and qi," Frost Dance asked, "The other three can be understood as human bad habits, does this qi mean anger and anger?" ”

"It's not necessarily a bad habit." Tang Hua said: "Wang Anshi once left a poem: no wine is no etiquette, no color road is sparsely populated; If there is no wealth, the people will not work hard, and the country will have no vitality. And Su Dongpo believes that as long as there is a degree, wine and wealth are the biggest good things: drinking and not getting drunk is heroic, and not being in love is the highest; Ill-gotten gains are not desirable, and anger is not self-defeating. ”

"Hey! I said don't show off, you can tell me how to pass this gas barrier first? ”

Tang Hua glanced at her with disdain: "Didn't I just say it?" You can't get drunk when you drink, you can look at beautiful women but you can't be confused, and if you don't steal the money of the God of Wealth, then the last level should be not angry. “

While speaking, a phantom appeared in front of the two, and the content of the phantom was very simple, that is, Wuji and the princess used the rules of the system to whisper to each other on the boat, and their faces were filled with happy smiles......

Frost Dance smiled faintly: "It's been so long, do you think I'm going to be angry like this?" ”

The screen disappears, and another phantom comes out, only to see a lewd NPC and a lewd player crouching to admire a beautiful woman jumping left and right to catch the gold ingot......

"Don't you want to explain something?" Frost Dance asked with a slightly murderous aura.

"This ......" Tang Hua scratched his head and said, "Don't get me wrong...... The God of Wealth said that you are a very capable woman, and when I asked him how he knew, he told me to show it. I said I couldn't see it, so he told me to look at it with my heart......"

"But how did I find out that you kept looking at my heart?"

“…… It's beautiful. "Tang Hua is very honest.

"You'll appreciate it." Frostdance smiled and shouted at the illusion, "I'm not angry. ”

"Of course you don't get angry about that." A middle-aged man appeared in front of the two: "Because you are realistic, realistic people generally don't get angry. But...... This little brother also said that if there is no gas, the country will have no vitality, and the condition for passing this level is: be angry! You have to be really angry to get through. We'll see you soon! With that, the man vanished.

"Easy!" Tang Hua turned his head to Frost Dance and said casually, "I just found out that you have a swimming ring." ”

"What swimming ring?"

"If the belly fat is too thick, and the breasts are too flat, it will form ......"

"You talk nonsense!" Frost Dance was furious, she had always been proud of her figure, this girl was obviously framed, or she had a problem with her eyes.

"Haha! Very good. The man's voice came: "Now you're angry." ”

"Me?" Tang Hua spread his hands to watch the frost dance: "It's up to you to do it." ”

Although Frost Dance knew that Tang Hua had intentions just now, she was still resentful and said calmly: "You are a bastard. ”

"You ......" Tang Hua cried, why did it sound so intimate.

"You big-headed ghost!" Frost Dance felt that the strength was not enough, and immediately strengthened: "You are the most despicable, shameless, sloppy, tasteless, and hated ...... I have ever seen."

Tang Hua handed her a bottle of mineral water: "Speak slowly, don't choke." ”

……

Frost Dance was weak to push Tang Hua: "You are angry." ”

"Sister, it's up to you whether I'm angry or not."

"That'...... Tell me about some of your own characteristics, such as...... Are you an angry youth? ”

"Well...... Count it half. ”

"That's good, I'll tell you about history." Frost Dance came to the spirit: "In XX year, the first Opium War broke out...... Second Opium War...... ...... War of Resistance Against Japanese Aggression

……

Frost Dance and Tang Huaping were lying on the ground, and the two of them looked at the ceiling in a daze......

"It's been two days!"

"Yes!" Frostdance nodded and asked, "How much more do you have to eat?" ”

"There's also a durian and a pack of cookies." Tang Hua thought about it and said, "It's enough for you to teach me a history lesson for a day." ”

"Alas...... We're going to starve to death. You say you, how can you not be angry. ”

“…… The main thing is that you are too real, and I feel that the more you scold, the more affectionate you become. ”

"Dead man......" Frostdance asked, "were you angry last time you were assassinated?" ”

"No...... Playing games is either you kill me, or I kill you. It's just a little depressing. ”

Frostdance tilted her head and asked, "Then why are you angry?" ”

“…… For example, if you ask me to borrow money, but you don't pay it back, and your attitude is worse. I might be annoyed. ”

"Then you lend me 50 gold."

"Here you go!"

After the deal was good, Frost Dance said fiercely: "Boy, I won't pay it back." “

"......" Tang Hua cried: "Don't talk to coquettishness, you have to say: You are thirteen points, the old lady borrowed your money to give you face, which onion do you think you are, if you want money, you have a life...... But I said it, and it didn't work. ”

"Forget it, starve to death...... I am tired! Frost Dance sighed, lay back on the ground, and gently rested her left hand on Tang Hua's right hand.

Tang Hua's heart trembled.

Frost Dance turned her head slightly and rested her head against Tang Hua's chest......

Tang Hua's hand trembled a little and touched Frost Dance's hair......

At this time, Frost Dance, who was like a kitten, smiled yin, quietly took out a pair of scissors, and poked it at the most painful part of Tang Hua's thigh......

"Whew......" Tang Hua jumped up like lightning, and his fingers were frosty and angry: "What are you doing?" ”

"You're angry." Frost Dance smiled and Mimi put the scissors back into the bag.

"Humph!" Tang Hua said unhappily: "Then why are you seducing me, just poke me with scissors?" ”

"If you don't seduce, someone won't secretly adjust the feeling to 100%, so that even if you poke it, it won't hurt. By the way, don't fall in love with your sister, my sister has a long heart. ”

"What a fart!" Tang Hua was very depressed, of course he wouldn't like the frost dance, but he was a man after all. Men are generally cheap and don't take advantage of them. Such a beautiful woman snuggles up to herself, even if it is out of the most basic manly demeanor, there is no reason not to cooperate. Why do you say that a man will sit still? That's Megumi Yanashita, and it's okay for people to have unsound sexual function. If you have any objections, you might as well try it, but don't look for a lady or a dinosaur. In hindsight, you will find that men's desire for conquest and sense of accomplishment are the most tragic weaknesses of men. Many people get married and have children for no apparent reason......

"Haha!" Frost Dance covered her mouth and smiled: "Eggplant, you are the funniest person I have ever met." It's not boring at all to do tasks with you. ”

"Really?" Tang Hua was still unhappy.

"That's it! Don't get angry. Shall I apologize? ”

"Humph!" Co-authoring is not a knife when you are in the heart of the ape.

"Sorry to disturb you two! First of all, congratulations to both of you for passing the level. The man appeared and said, "If you can reach the Qi Gate, I believe you already have a general understanding of what happened nineteen years ago." In fact, no one is right or wrong, human nature is greedy, and demonic nature may not be selfless. As for how you judge, that's your business. The four of us are like a history book, only recording what happened, but absolutely not interfering or commenting on what happened. Let me now tell you the truth of the facts. ”