In the world from ancient times to the present, there is no more boring single post than the final of the double sword crying field; So stuffy that I didn't even feel like the audience was booing.

The Double Sword Daily commented on the game as follows: the protagonist of the fool, the dull process, the boring audience. It's like a spicy stir-fried pork liver. Not only is the pork liver extremely unpalatable, but even the spicy pieces stained with pork liver particles make people lose their appetite.

In contrast to the lethargy of the audience, the two protagonists are engaged in negotiations that are not intense.

"The prize money for the champion is divided evenly!"

"Wood has an opinion!"

"Two chests or a secret gift for the champion, please choose."

Broken pondered for a long time and asked painfully, "Can you have both?" ”

"What do you say?"

There is a murderous aura! Break the head and open the can of beer: "Is there a less painful choice?" ”

"Concretely,"

For example, "Or you're going to just kill me." "The most painful thing in the world is not the lack of money, but how you choose when there are two ways to make money in front of you.

"Otherwise, let's see what the first box is. If it's you, you choose the box, if it's me, I choose the box. ”

Broken Daxi: "Why didn't I think of this solution? ”

"This has to do with people's upbringing, and I mean IQ."

Crush and send the middle finger.

The first bite of the box appears at minute 2o. With the cooperation of the two players, there was no problem, and the box was opened. Tang Hua took a look at it, and then displayed the items on the team channel: "Refining Stone, the legendary ancient rough stone, originated in Aolai Prefecture, has experienced thousands of years of pure training in heaven and earth. It has an incredible function. After use, it can increase the level of the fairy sword by one order. Congratulations! Your broken sword can reach level 4. ”

"Ah, help!" Broken and collapsed, used for the fourth order top fart.

Tang Huaxin glanced at the broken and said, "Pig! You won't go for the sixth-order and then directly smash the seventh-order. ”

"That's right!" Broken sweat one. Why do you always think about strengthening the sword? As the saying goes, it is not unreasonable for the authorities to be obsessed, and the bystanders are clear. If you look at it this way, this refining stone can be said to be priceless. I miss it. Broken Le Hehe took the stone and threw it into the Qiankun bag. However, what he didn't expect was that because of the appearance of this refining stone, he would live the most painful life in the world. From this time on, he always asked himself: to rise or not to rise? Three liters and four liters are not necessary, but five liters and six liters are not needed? Six liters and seven liters are not promoted, or wait until you take the eighth order to upgrade to the ninth order? Do you want to simply endure the ninth order and rise to the tenth order?

Infinite resentment is like fate with a broken game career,

In the fiftieth minute, the second box opened. "Good stuff. Broken praised directly, the sword anger true solution skill book, after learning, reduce the accumulation time of the sword baby's anger, and it can be cultivated!

After dragging these two things, the broken smile Jiuquan was very satisfied!

In the tragic fairy music, Tang Hua slowly walked to the highest podium, and what greeted him was not flowers, but rotten eggs. This is the organizer's system, which specially prepares weapons for the general audience to vent their anger, although the price is one gold each. But nearly 1,000 stink bombs were still sold out.

But the angry audience obviously underestimated the meanness of the system, and the podium was protected by mana, of course, otherwise Tang Hua would have been broken into pieces long ago.

First place: Tang Hua. 2nd Place: Crushed. Slay the wolf and splendor and go to third.

"First of all, the officials were invited to give awards to the third place winners." Then one day the court cadres made their debut. Tang Hua wondered, why did such a dead cadre have to present the award? If you change this year's light and beautiful, you can stick to your face openly, but don't be too happy.

Brilliant on the side to solve Tang Hua's doubts, this is political, the point is to let us gild these cadres. If they can add honor to the contestants, then the models at the auto show will have long been replaced by cadres. There are more cadres than models.

He admits that a very small number of individual cadres are incompetent or other phenomena, but that does not represent the majority of cadres, and the vast majority of cadres still serve the people.

After Tang Hua and Huanghuang confirmed that Broken was also a cadre, they immediately agreed with Broken Views. At the same time, Broken said that when he arrived at the planet, the house guaranteed that the two of them were the best, the work was the easiest, and if there were still problems, he could solve them.

So an award ceremony ended under the ** of a cadre! After Tang Huahe broke the stolen goods and divided the three thousand gold, he showed his mysterious gift.

Hou Yi shoots the Sun Bow, a fifth-order divine soldier: Legend has it that Hou Zhen killed the bow used by the nine sons of his boss, the Emperor of Heaven! Additional Skill: Mourning the Heavens Japanese Style, with a cooldown of 3 minutes. Use a flying sword instead of a regular arrow to deliver a fatal blow to the target. The attack power is directly proportional to the quality of the flying sword, and after using it, it is "blind, and the state is one minute." Note: If the flying sword is out of the recovery range, the flying sword will be judged to be shattered.

Ordinary flying gangsters, third-grade, second-grade, first-grade immortal soldiers, and finally divine soldiers or soldiers!

Needless to say, broken tears and saliva. He scolded himself for being stupid. The two boxes in the final are priceless things, and the mysterious gift of the system is definitely more advanced. Brilliant is also very envious of this bow, although this bow has the objective difficulty of replenishing arrows, but it is undeniable that when Tang Hua grabs a fairy sword and flies towards which player, which player will be destroyed.

The three of them rejected Sun Ming's big mouth request to watch together, and closed the trial in Xinxian Xiaohan Field, and the conclusion is as follows! 、You can only use the fifth-order such as Xiefei right as an attack method, and the use of ordinary flying sword attacks is very powerful, but if the opponent has a fairy sword to protect himself, it cannot cause a second kill. 3. Since the three of them did not have a wealthy fairy sword to test, they could not determine the maximum attack value. Fourth, this bow is quite beautiful, and there is a suspicion of flowers inserted in cow dung.

Tang Hua denied the last point. Regret for the third point, resentment for the second, and dissatisfaction with the first.

After doing all this, the three of them finally left the New Immortal Realm, which was temporarily closed due to the departure of all the players!

The three chose to appear in Chengdu, ready to celebrate with a glass of more expensive imported wine. But when the net landed, I felt that the atmosphere in the world was a little wrong! What's wrong is that Chengdu is plastered with big-character posters. The fence was also covered with slogans. Originally, this thing system would be cleaned regularly, but judging from the number of slogans stored in Chengdu, it is not a person or a small group that is posting these.

The most common slogan is: "Garbage kills the dog, everyone gets it." ”

The more common slogan: "Kill the dog, why didn't your dad shoot you on the wall." ”

It is common to see some greetings called "Kill the dog." The language of the female genitalia of the whole family of players.

What is relatively rare is that some literary people are interested in "killing the dog." Taunt. This includes whether or not it has sexual function.

The least common thing is: kill the wolf, I hate you!

Seeing this slogan, the three of them finally understood who the target of the big-character poster was. Broken and Tang Hua wiped the cold sweat, when they returned to the world, the first thing they felt was that they had become the public enemy of the whole people, but they didn't expect that they had killed the wolf and carried the black cauldron.

"Who did he offend?" The three of them asked in unison. Although it is the same sentence, Brilliant has a caring tone. Broken with a tone of schadenfreude, while Tang Hua with a tone of gossip. However, all three of them wanted to know who was so physically and mentally attacking the wolf.

There is a problem to find Sun Ming! Tang Hua greeted Sun Ming, who was busy in Chengdu, and Sun Ming said that he was penniless and was willing to blow the river breeze with Zhujun and was unwilling to drink again. Tang Hua generously said that he would pay for it. Sun Ming didn't believe it. In the end, Brilliant agreed to pay, and finally pulled Sun Ming into the restaurant!

"Who? Who's the noise, who else. Sun Ming said: "I heard that because I couldn't attend the event in the New Immortal World on time, my noisy eyes were about to cry,"

"Wait! Have you heard or is it a legend? ”

"I heard, but in the last few public appearances, when the noise was mentioned on this issue, he cried as he spoke. He also said that this was the first time in his life that he missed the appointment, and he was very sad and unhappy. "I have a picture here. Sun Ming handed over a screenshot and said: "Pear blossom tears, Chu Chu is moving, at least it breaks the hearts of men." So her fan club called on everyone to kill the wolf. After the noise found out, she publicly said: As long as the wolf is willing to apologize to her and explain the mastermind behind it, she is willing to try to ease the fierce emotions of the fans. ”

"Apologize for killing the wolf?" Tang Hua was very surprised, didn't this woman know the fate of Fengyun's angry demand to kill the wolf to apologize?

Tang Hua asked, "Where is the killer wolf now?" ”

"Hell!" Sun Ming explained: "I came down from the New Immortal Realm with him, and as soon as I arrived in Chengdu, I was targeted. Ten minutes later, 5,000 people moved en masse and were rounded to death. Now there are still thousands of people guarding him at the resurrection point, unless he returns to the sect to send concubines to live, it is not a dream to be reincarnated. ”

"." Brilliant said a little angrily: "Killing the wolf is a bit bad character, but doing bad things is also bad and upright, not like some humane looks like Ancai, but it is a bad stomach, this, eggplant "I didn't say you, really, how can you be sanctimonious when you dress so sloppy" I mean, it's too common to play a game to kill and be killed. Since he knew that killing the wolf was not the mastermind, he still had to do it. Is it to show his momentum in response, or do you want to be the brightest protagonist of the double sword? No matter what you do, you don't have to be so bad. ”

Broken interface: "Brilliant sit first, don't get excited." Let me put it this way. This matter has changed for you and me, and even for eggplant, and the noise does not dare to do this. You have Kunlun and a sword gang behind you, and I have Penglai and Double Lions. The eggplant is a miserable point, but at least there are a few people in Shushan plus a few of our friends. And what does the wolf have? His reputation is so bad, no one likes him, and no one will speak for him. ”

"That's right!" Sun Ming: "According to the understanding of several of my colleagues, Huo Huo originally planned to become the queen of the two swords in the New Immortal Realm in one fell swoop. But I didn't expect to be hung by a wolf. She is likely to take advantage of the situation to fry herself. I ask you, except for some people in that circle. Which of us who plays the game knows what pop stars are star? But this time it's such a fuss, you go to pull someone casually, you know the existence of the noise, and you have seen photos of the noise crying and breaking the man's heart. Looking at today's newspaper, the report on your master's hegemony is placed on the third page, and the noise occupies the first two pages. Red! It's pretty red! She has completed a household name that is impossible in reality. ”

Brilliant knew what a few people meant, but he still said: "If this matter is not on the wolf killing, maybe I won't care."

But Slaying the Wolf is a member of the One Sword Gang, and I am the elder of the One Sword Gang. He and I were on the same podium again. I feel bad that he was so abused. ”

Sun Ming shook his head: "Slaying the wolf has been expelled from the One Sword Gang. The reason is: privately provoke the gang to contradict foreign conflicts. ”