Chapter 138: Stealing My Sister's ......
Talented beauties, wolves! Seek to socialize. Boiled wolf! Ask for copulation! A master like Tang Hua naturally can't be so vulgar, so he asks for a package to pull him down. After asking for a message group, each friend group came with a contempt. It seems that this road is not working, and we have to find another way to make money.
Singing, no throat. Prostitution. Not that figure. Sell blood, no one recycles. Working. No one dared to ask for it.
So I can only be gloomy **, and start to sketch a plan in my heart to see how to get the cold picture
Hand.
Twenty-eight stones were quickly brushed up, and Tang Hua was ready to slap his ass and leave. The wolf hurriedly grabbed Tang Hua and asked, "That, can you take me?" ”
"What are you bringing with you?" Tang Hua asked suspiciously.
"That...... I...... I want to learn. ”
"Learn what?" Tang Hualeng was stunned for a while: "You don't mean you want to learn how to treat my sister, right?" "Mo Jing is not very old. At most, he is two years old, and this guy probably wants to practice his true knowledge.
"En" probably means that. ”
"You" are so old, you don't have your first love, right? "Tang Hua is not an experienced person, his first love was a crush on the squad leader's woman, and then he fell in love normally once, but with such a little experience, he saw that killing the wolf was the first brother.
"Yes!" Slaying Wolf added: "It's just a crush." ”
"Two hundred. Bao Jiao Bao Hui. "Cows can be blown.
"Fifty deposits. After you chase Mengmeng, you will give another hundred and fifteen. ”
"A deposit of one hundred." 100% can't chase it, because I don't want to chase it at all.
"Yes!"
"Goodbye!"
"A hundred is a hundred." Kill the wolf and hurriedly trade to Tang Hua a silver ticket. A hundred gold may be able to buy a lifetime of happiness.
Tang Hua sighed with a cashier. You might as well pay me a hundred pieces of gold. As long as I help you say a few kind words, people will not give you a chance. The first brother is the first brother, and the slaughter is someone like you who pursues love. Tang Hua instantly remembered the roses on Valentine's Day and the steak on Valentine's Day, which were the real knives that killed people without blinking.
Arriving at Chengdu Square in the Central Plains, Kill the Wolf asked, "What is the first step?" ”
Makeup mystery gift! Tang Hua turned around and went to the Xuanyuan envoy to exchange for a mysterious gift, and then prayed to the grandmother of the Six Realms Immortals with screws in his heart, and finally opened the mysterious gift box
Well," another box. "Still the box" continues to be the box"
Tang Hua took a matchbox and asked, "What do you guess is in here?" ”
"Degrees!" Impatient to kill the wolf.
"Buy Ga!" Tang Hua sadly took out a small ruler from the matchbox and said, "Wolf, don't ask me what this thing is, otherwise you will definitely go crazy and turn your face."
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"What is it?" Kill the wolf asked.
"You asked yourself. See for yourself.
Tang Hua showed the attributes of the ruler.
Nine Heavens Ruler: An Ancient Artifact. You can use the Reckoning skill. Successful calculation in battle state. The power of the next skill increases the paste, and, clumsy appearance, heart, fatal damage. The estimation failed, and the seal was sealed for ten minutes.
"Streamer Immortal Slash!" Kill the wolf and spit out small blood, and directly activate the golden word skill. Don't cut Tang Hua's reasons too well. Reason 1: I have every chance to get 28 stones first, but Tang Slut swept away the stone task of the daughter country. Reason 2: Tang Hua is not guilty, but Huaiqi is guilty. The third reason is also the most hateful. What are you doing with the best magic weapon of a warrior? This fell into his own hands, and it was half of the Wumang Town Evil Break. People block and kill, Buddha blocks and kills Buddha, the world is big and I know best...
"Don't be so impulsive, wolf." Tang Hua completely ignored the golden words. comforted in the sword formation: "I'm not sad, what are you sad about?" ”
"Why aren't you sad?"
"It's better to keep this kind of perverted thing in your own hands." Tang Hua was still quite satisfied with the appearance of a master who had soothed him, so that he could continue to maintain his invincible position in a high place.
"Why don't you bleed?" Slaying the Wolf throws up the second question. However, without waiting for Tang Hua to answer, he jumped up like a cat whose tail had been stepped on, and hurriedly looked at his life, and sure enough, his life had bottomed out. Damn, I was indecent again. Kill the wolf and think that the world's first shameless magic weapon is Tang Hua's broken mirror. It's completely a dead friend who doesn't die and a poor way.
It's so perverted! Tang Hua admired. This guy is even more perverted than his own measuring scale. Moreover, it is kind to use the extrapolation ratio to measure the ruler. The measuring ruler is a red line. You've got to stop the red dot at the red line. And the nine-day slide rule is to give you an arithmetic problem. For example, (foil) in (?) )(? Blade. The numbers cannot be repeated, and the answer is completed within three seconds, otherwise the seal ruler will take ten minutes. It seems very simple, but when it comes to fighting, you have to be distracted within the specified time to calculate this, so it is very important to pay attention to the comprehensive ability of the player.
Having said that, the measuring ruler is just an immortal weapon after all. The nine-day ruler is an artifact. The artifact is so hard to find that people dare not hope for it. If Tang Hua knew, he would kill the wolf's magic sword. As for the demon sword from Mao, it is nominally an artifact. But it's not as good as a burning stick. Enh! Fortunately, it didn't fall into the hands of the wolf, and he denied that others didn't bully himself like he bullied.
The system is stated early. The stones are binding, as are the gifts redeemed. What else can you do if you kill a wolf? I can only pray that next time I can take an eight-day ruler.
After the whole thing, Kill the Wolf began to mention the matter of learning to be a sister again
"Don't worry!" Tang Hua took the wolf to the south of the city, and sure enough, there were gangs recruiting everywhere.
Tang Hua took out an application, applying to join the realm of gods, and then signaled, and the wolf also submitted the application. The two of them were relaxed, but the guy in charge of recruitment was crazy when he saw the two of them. Although he is the core of the realm of gods, there are also two gods in front of the hall master Yu, and it is really not something he can do. Hurriedly contacted the help: "Seven, it's a pity that the elders of the gang leader have all gone to the mountain and sea realm, and they can't be contacted at all."
In the end, he could only invite the two gods to rest in the teahouse on the side, and he paid for the tea in advance. Then spend money to teleport to the country of Ichimoku in the mountain and sea realm, and get in touch with the winner as the king."
As soon as the victor was the king, when he heard the names of these two people, he didn't ask any questions, and he immediately became furious. But after the subordinates explained that the two people applied to join the gang, they were sluggish for a long time.
What do you mean? Applying to join the gang? Are all the gangs in the world dead? Or is there some conspiracy? Could it be that the three gangs are going to their own internal response, preparing to dismantle the sword immortal stone? Although the winner is indeed suspicious, it is undeniable that his suspicion is quite normal. and killing the wolf is a mortal enemy, let's not talk about it, when talking about a Tang Hua. Among them, the grudge can be pulled by a truck.
The winner is king, and he planned to refuse outright. But he was stopped by the winner. After all, the winner is a woman, and a woman's heart is more detailed. She believes that these two people must not be denied help. Reason 1: It will have a bad impact on the reputation of the gang, and the gang members should know that there are two masters who have applied, but they have been turned away, and they are obviously not optimistic about the future of the gang. Reason 2: Directly provoke these two people, be careful, people are annoyed and angry, and when they see the realm of the gods, they will cut "You must know that these two people are the only two people in the game who play demons, and they don't care about merit at all when they kill people." Reason: If the three gangs want to send **fine, they will not send such an obvious **fine, which is too famous. Therefore, the winner is the queen, and according to the above reasons, we have to convince the winner to be king, and we have to discuss again.
The victor was the king, and felt that what his wife said was reasonable, so he ordered: The hall master and above
Yes!
As soon as the meeting began, everyone heard about this, and in the confusion of the group, Meng Meng's scream was extremely harsh. She immediately made her attitude clear: she must not let them in. As for why. Meng Meng said that he would not say anything even if he was killed.
She doesn't say it, the Boundless Special Issue will. A certain hall master only understood what was going on after receiving the subscribed special issue at first glance, and then he read out the title of this special issue in the meeting: Yan Xiong is sad about the beauty pass, and the first master fell in love. The special issue then describes Tang Hua's courtship. Then make your own analysis of the consequences of courtship. Then there is a joint expert meeting to analyze the reasons why Tang Hua fell in love with Mengmeng. According to the conclusion of the meeting, it is natural for Tang to fall in love with Mongolia, it must be, it is responsible for mankind, and there is no accident.
At this time, the Double Sword Daily published news again, and the news was that Tang Hua had quit the Double Lions Gang because of grabbing land and killing his own people. Compared with Sun Ming's gossip, Shuangjian Daily is obviously much more authoritative. So everyone quickly guessed the cause and process of the incident.
First, when Tang Hua was killed by Mengmeng in Leizhou, he fell in love with Mengmeng, and then took inhumane revenge on Mengmeng completely to cover up the fact that he fell in love with Mengmeng. This can be seen from the fact that he never participated in the siege of Lushan. Then this person was expelled from the gang because of some misbehavior, and it happened that he met the goddess Mengmeng in his heart when he was most lost, and the psychological defense line was crossed at once, so there was an incident of courtship in the daughter country. Then Meng Meng fled, Tang Hua did not give up, and intended to join the gang to get the moon first. But for fear that the portion would not be enough to be rejected by Mengmeng, and for fear of being accused of being ill-intentioned, he pulled the killer wolf into the gang together.
The winner is king: "These two people are not light. As we all know, the first appeal is equipment, the second is level, and the third is money. Let me start with the pros. These two people have helped, first of all, the idea of destroying us with three gangs, and secondly, more people will join us because of the improvement of our gang's strength. There is also them, who are familiar with the three gangs of brains, and this oriental eggplant seems to be friends with the editor-in-chief of the boundless special issue of Buddhism and the boundless reality. In today's relatively weak situation, this is what we need most. Of course, there are also shortcomings, such as killing the wolf, grabbing the help "Six relatives don't recognize, don't say it's helping the public, it's just me and he will do the same, and of course, there is also the matter of Dongfang Eggplant grabbing his own territory this time. In addition, they never participate in gang activities, never do gang tasks, don't help, and don't call people by themselves, so I want to ask for everyone's opinions
Meng Meng raised his hand: "Oppose, oppose!" You don't know that the man with a rose in his hand, and his eyes are so hooked that I sweat profusely. ”
The winner said, "Please ignore this reason." People want to join the gang, and they don't say that they want to pursue Mengmeng. Do you have any other comments? ”
Very Sword: "Plus!" Anyway, if you don't add them, you will grab them, and if you add them, you will be shy to grab them. At the very least, they will salute first and then soldiers. It's equivalent to us giving them two gang slots and buying a few dead people. ”
"Well, what the very sword said makes a lot of sense. And I heard that these two people don't even open a gang channel, basically there is no difference between them and them. And not to offend them, and to make them scruple about doing certain things. Again. The three gangs really called again, and as soon as Oriental Eggplant came forward, it was estimated that it would be able to help us earn a few points without moving our hands and mouths
Meng Meng objected and asked, "How do you know that he won't stay out of it." ”
"Isn't that still you?"
Tang Dan has always wanted to create a situation where Meng Meng thinks he has thoughts about her, and Ben is still in the plan. But I didn't expect the meeting in the realm of the gods. Due to everyone's preconceived opinions, Meng Meng directly came to a conclusion. This girl is really looking at herself.
A lie is false once and a hundred or a thousand times, and even a lie is hypnotized by himself and believes it to be true.
"Good". The winner is king: "Since there is no opinion, the matter is settled." Which church will they be placed in the next topic? ”
Qun Dao: "Of course, it's the blazing hall of Elder Mengmeng and the hall master. ”
"Reasonable! That Mengmeng went back to the Central Plains with me first, went through the flat procedures, and came by the way. From the condition of the ritual. ”
System Prompt: You join the God's Realm Gang, and you're assigned to the Blazing Hall!
The winner is the king, and he said, "Welcome to the first master of the double sword,"
"Hello master." Tang Hua shouted on the Tangkou channel, obviously not having any helper in his eyes. Killing the wolf didn't say a word, just watched how Tang Hua seduced Mengmeng.
"Hello!" Meng Meng replied very embarrassedly and asked, "The gang will brush stones in the Xuanwu Kingdom, will you come together?" ”
"Reimbursement" Tang Hua hurriedly pressed the words and said, "Come on!" ”
"Mengmeng," Tang Hua looked at Mengmeng and said, "Actually, I know that I am very abrupt, and I also know, forget it, I just hope to make friends with you." I know you have an opinion of me, but I also want you to give me a chance to show it. ”
Silently. From these words, it can be seen that there is a generation gap between the two.
Men of her generation will say: You are mine, I believe. Even if you have a husband, you are still mine. **Naked explanation, which is as euphemistic as Tang Hua. Meng Meng said listlessly: "Let's brush the stones together." ”
I, Tang Hua, was a little embarrassed: "It belongs to the whole attack spell, and it will accidentally attack your own people." ”
"It's fire, isn't it? Never mind. You'll understand. ”
"Eun, that's good!" Tang Hua came out of the Samadhi True Fire, and as soon as it was not small, the system notified: Mengmeng is in a state of counterattack against you. Tang Hua was embarrassed to spread his hand, and the counterattack state lasted for a minute, and the two of them could not add each other's auxiliary state and use each other's quiet life mana during this minute
Technique.
Real ink, not at all refreshing. Meng Meng shook his head after taking a pill and signaled that it was okay.
Wyvern Cloud Explorer: Mana cost concave close-quarters steal unbound items from humanoid targets. If you fail to steal, your merit will be reduced, and you will be strengthened for five seconds. The success rate is related to the level and mana. The highest success rate at present, times,
I steal! Mana drain spider. Unsuccessful, freeze for five seconds. Since it was already a counterattack, Meng Meng did not receive any more warnings from the system.
I'll steal again! Oh, it failed again. Nothing more. After Tang Hua recovered some mana, he played the Samadhi True Fire, which was the least mana-consuming spell, and then waited for the mana to recover.
Killing the wolf has a feeling of being deceived, observing that Tang Hua has an effective means for him to learn from, the only thing is to stick it on other girls, and other girls have already flown away twice, what are you sticking to your face.
Tang Hua accidentally raised his hand. Bumped into Mengmeng's arm, fighting back, Tang Hua smiled bitterly at Mengmeng, and Mengmeng shook his head numbly. Tang Hua saw that she didn't care about herself, so he hurriedly fished it out with one hand. This fishing made Tang Hua's eyes shine, and he actually succeeded, wahaha, the hard days are over. I'm leaving. But looking at the stolen goods thrown into the Qiankun bag, Tang Hua vomited blood and scolded: grass and mud horses. It turned out to be a sandwich biscuit. Tang Hua looked at Mengmeng's side figure and slandered in his heart: You still eat it when you are so fat. Is it easy for me to succeed once?
Meng Meng was very uncomfortable by Tang Hua, and he always felt that Tang Hua was looking at his face, chest and lower part with a smile. It's as disgusting as a caterpillar attached to itself. But in a different position, this pervert posted it again. It's hard to say that he will die, and when he thinks about it, he doesn't know when such a day will end, and Mengmeng is also sad.
"I'm going to a nearby town to buy some food." Meng Meng makes excuses.
"I'll go with you!" Tang Hua immediately put it up: "I'll protect you." ”
"Thank you! No need. Meng Meng gritted his teeth.
Do you hate me? Tang Hua was gloomy: "I know I'm not handsome, I don't have money, and my reputation is not good." I swear to my mom, I don't have the luxury of expecting you to be my girlfriend. I just want to "be there for you and protect you." In the future", if you find the right one,"
Meng Meng's forehead pressed against the palm of his hand and sighed: "Let's go together" Don't bump into me all the time! It's always a state of counterattack, although it doesn't lose blood, you don't have to worry about watching the system brush frequency. ”
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" His grandma has a leg! This dead woman still has to buy food, eldest sister, you have to buy a full bag, isn't this forcing me to steal you to the end of the day? One minute is full, that is, there are two thefts in one minute. According to the loss chance, it will be won once every 5 minutes. Deduct the success of successive shots on the same target, and it will be successful once in a few minutes. Assuming that the Dead Woman's Qiankun Bag is sixty-four squares and the bound product is twelve squares, then there are still fifty-two squares. Assuming that the fifty-two slots are full, it is a success, and the item you need is probably "I rely on it." Six and a half hours. My God! And a ** sticker six and a half hour body, help,"
Meng Meng said that the winner was the winner: "He always eats my tofu, and he has to touch me almost every minute, although it is not a sensitive part." But it's really uncomfortable. For my sister, you can help me do something
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"Ah, he's not his first love, is he? It is said that people who are in love for the first time want to melt together, and they have to touch each other's bodies when they have nothing to do to achieve their own psychological satisfaction. ”
"Wouldn't it? Look at him, it is estimated that two are full, three or four. It's not bad. ”
"Hard to say! Don't be afraid, don't be afraid The reality is still afraid that people are perverted, and the game doesn't matter. Besides, if people like you so much, you can't be considered a loss if you eat tofu. ”
"That's right, after all, it's the number one master." Meng Meng replied with a little vanity.
Tang Hua abandoned Meng Meng, who was buying food, and returned to the battle site with a black face. Then he traded to kill the wolf, and poured biscuits, cucumbers, snow peas, plums, and other items. Banana, just succeeded again, but the system prompted that it was full. Anger! (Not finished in the row, if you want to know what will happen next, please go on the 6-muscle murderous horn, more chapters.) **, support genuine reading