Chapter Two Hundred and Six: Love Expert

"Finished the meeting?" Broken and pulled Tang Hua: "Go to Handan." [≮Yanmoxuan no pop-up ads≯.yanmoxuan.**]"

"Hey!" Tang Hua hurriedly said: "You didn't listen to me and Xingxing, your Ruoxin is very problematic." ”

"What's the problem? Aren't you just trying to take advantage of me? Broken said calmly: "At least I still have the value of use." ”

"What you said is the same as the Hong Kong and Taiwan TV series." Tang Hua "touched" and "touched" the broken forehead: "Are you poisoned?" ”

"Eggplant, you don't understand, liking someone is not asking her to do something for you, but seeing what you can do for her. Two people don't need to be together, if Ruoxin is happy, I will be happy too. ”

“…… She can experience the high "tide" when she sleeps with other men, are you happy when she is happy? ”

After a while, he cried: "As a brother, there is no afterlife, why do you have to expose me?" Can't you let me die a little greater? ”

"If you want...... OK. Tang Hua waved his hand: "Let's go, go to Handan." ”

"Eggplant!" Frost Dance ran out of the council hall and shouted, "Come here." ”

"Isn't it free now?"

"Come here!"

"Oh! Shatter you and so on. ”

Frostdance asked in a whisper, "Do you still have any money?" ”

Tang Hua scratched his head: "Can't you spend all the money?" "What? Tang Hua naturally didn't really think that Frost Dance wanted to support himself...... Besides, how can you be a master and eat soft rice?

"What a child. It's a shame for a man to not have some money on him. ”

"Huh?" Tang Hua opened his mouth, "confused" and "confused" to watch the frost dance.

"It's still a thousand, you take it first." The frost dance did not allow Tang Hua to object: "Remember, the day after tomorrow afternoon will gather in Huangshan." ”

"Yes!" Tang Hua opened his mouth again, turned his head to look at the stars and the broken sneaky, flew over and asked, "What's the situation?" ”

Xingxing asked rhetorically, "Don't you feel anything?" ”

"I don't feel it."

Star inducement: "For example, why would you give a woman a sum of money and don't want others to know?" ”

"Well, first of all, maybe I'm an idiot. Second, maybe I have an intention for this woman......" Tang Hua gasped: "No, right?" ”

Shattered nodded: "Possibly." ”

Tang Hua shook his head and sighed: "Alas...... This frost dance. In fact, I am as desperate as I am not to give money. It's also an old friend who knows me very well, and often helps me, as for it? Is she worried that I'm being bought? Also, I'm a very unstable person in front of money, especially when I'm poor. ”

"You idiot." Xingxing said with disdain: "Even I can see that Sister Frost Dance cares about you. ”

"Oh?" Tang Hua's eyes flashed: "You mean to say that she likes me?" ”

"This ...... I'm not so sure. Xingxing scratched her nose: "She also often helps others." I can only say that she cares more about you, as for whether it is a friend's concern or something, I really can't tell. ”

"Then why are you fooling around, let me be happy in vain." Tang Hua exhaled angrily: "I thought that I could choose a good wife with high quality and low price without pursuing, but it was still a mirage to co-author." ”

"Good quality and low price?"

"Yes! In terms of price, there is no need to chase. A lady like Frost Dance wouldn't be like the stars from Valentine's Day, Western Valentine's Day, Christmas, New Year's Day, Halloween...... I have to spend my own day and my boyfriend's day. Worry-free. A strong woman, although she has less time to accompany you...... But if you think the other way around, you can spend less time with her. Not to mention the economy, at least ten years of struggle ......"

"Hey!" Xingxing interrupted and asked, "You men all want to eat some soft rice?" ”

"Beauty, you just came out of society and don't know the cruelty of society." "I agree with Eggplant. Frost Dance is indeed a good subject. And such a woman is very good to her husband, and even her busy career is for her husband to share her worries, and she devotes herself to her husband, children and family. ”

"Okay!" Xingxing nodded: "Even if this question is yours right." Then break your eggplant, what are the advantages to attract our sister Frost Dance is both money and people? ”

"......" broke his toothache for a long time before he said: "He has passed the two demon tribulations, and he is the first master of the double sword, and there are several artifacts and several sword immortal weapons, a famous and decent disciple, who once resisted the demon invasion for the people of Leizhou, and once ......"

Tang Hua interrupted and said, "Actually, I have a lot of advantages, you don't see it. First, I don't gamble, second, I don't prostitute, and third, I don't go out to play with women. Don't say I'm talking nonsense, we have a deep understanding of the nature of women outside, whether innocent or horse-worm, the essence is the same, at least counting moral corruption, women who will destroy other people's families are not good things. Fourthly, I was healthy, and the medical examination and fortune-telling showed that I would live to be 99 years old. The fifth pair of love is very persistent, when I was in middle school, I used to be a month, seven notes a day to the girl at the table, tear one and write one, except holidays, and finally "forced" the girl to change classes. In addition, I have a wide range of hobbies, fishing, mountaineering, running, swimming, football, basketball, badminton, table tennis, and billiards. Finally, I am not very handsome, which is destined to be very satisfying if I can find a good wife, and I will never think otherwise. ”

"Yes...... It's done! The star spread his hands and looked broken: "If he tells the truth, he can barely pass." ”

Broken "touched" his chin and asked, "I'm curious, what note do you write to that girl so that she can automatically change classes?" ”

“…… I reminded her that her underwear was torn. ”

"Underwear?"

"It's a bra, I didn't know that that thing was just a little bit of fabric at that time, and every day I saw a belt vaguely tied behind her back, and I thought at that time, poor children are pitiful, and their underwear is tied with strips of cloth. Once, I brought my own underwear for her to change. ”

"Haha!" Xingxing laughed and asked, "What happened later?" Do you still insist that she change? ”

"I didn't ...... Later, I found out that her family was actually quite rich, and I guess she thought it was cooler to wear it that way. I ignored her. It was really hot that summer, and my mouth was always dry. ”

"Young, who hasn't had a few foolish things?" Broken laughed: "When I heard that my physics teacher was getting married in the fifth grade, I kidnapped all the rats in the lab at night. ”

"And then?" Xingxing asked curiously.

"Later, she found all the kidnapped rats in her math teacher's house."

"Math teacher?"

"Well, that's the person she's going to marry." Broken wry smile: "What's even worse is that after the broadcast '' ended, the whole school did a review, and I read that I shouldn't have put the mouse in Teacher Wang's room as I shouldn't have put the mouse in Teacher Wang's room." More than 3,000 people in the school, including the old principal, laughed and fell down collectively. It's a shame. ”

"Haha!" Xingxing laughed out loud: "You guys are funny." I don't know now how innocent you men are. ”

"Little Er, let's have a pot of tea!" After greeting Shatter, he asked, "Xingxing, didn't you do anything out of the ordinary when you were a child?" ”

"Why not." Xingxing grinned: "I won't tell you." ”

"Say it, talk about it." Tang Hua instigated.

"Okay, don't laugh at me." Xingxing was embarrassed and said, "It was the second year of middle school, and I mustered up a lot of courage to hand the note to the man at the next table. ”

"And then?"

"And then? Gone? Xingxing asked suspiciously, "Isn't it very embarrassing?" I took the liberty of handing him a note, but I didn't really know him very well. ”

"It's a bit of a cold joke." Two men toasting and drinking tea are completely two levels of realm.

Broken raised his hand: "I'll say the same again, when I was in love for the first time, to be precise, I was the first crush." It felt like a hundred ants scratching at my heart. When I saw her, sometimes I wanted to kiss her, and sometimes I wanted to beat her. My neighbor's big brother in my junior high school sternly warned me that you could kiss her, but you weren't allowed to beat her. Then I kissed her...... I heard that she was sick for a month, and when she came back to see me, she hid. ”

"And then?" Ruoxin didn't know when to get to the three of them, so she sat down after asking.

"Ruoxin?" Shattered and shocked: "Why are you here?" ”

Tang Hua immediately ran out of the teahouse to take a look and said on the team channel: "Banana, Handan Yipinju." ”

"My day!" Breaking a sweat, talking about the interest, I didn't know how to "touch" here, and I unconsciously forgot the purpose of my coming here. Broken immediately turned into a puppy, and laughed: "Ruoxin, I haven't seen you for a long time, are you okay?" ”

"God!" Tang Hua and Mo Jing knocked on their foreheads, how could it be like a different person.

Sure enough, Ruo Xin frowned with a smile on the other side, and her voice was much colder: "You can come, why can't I come?" ”

"That's right! Right! Broken hurriedly said: "Tomorrow is your concert, of course you can come." What are you going to drink? Hungry or not? Drinking tea on an empty stomach is not good for the stomach, do you want to have a cage of delicious bean paste buns here? Are you not used to drinking tea? What are you going to drink? I went to buy a drink, yes. There is a restaurant nearby with a delicious signature dish that you must like......"

"......" Ruoxin's face is ugly and ugly, even the stars. The shattered image is completely shattered.

Tang Hua kept smiling and texting: "Degree! ”

"It's coming, it's coming."

"Is the concert hard? I'm such, it must be hard. So let's eat together after the concert? I heard from a friend that there is a chef in Jinan who is quite authentic, that is, there are a lot of people, and he has to reserve a place. It's okay, I'll go to the location when I'm free......" The system prompts, waste wood joins the team, who is it? Disregard! Broken continued: "Do you like Sichuan cuisine or ......?"

"Shut up!" A cold voice came from the team's channel. Broken and confused, he said in a cold voice: "Take a sip of tea, pour tea for that woman, and don't talk in between." ”

Tang Hua said: "Introduction, waste firewood." The young master's best friend, the sister expert, is specially borrowed. ”

"I'm charging a lot."

"No problem." Tang Hua smiled at Mimi, don't talk about money, as long as he is leveled, he will help you be a cow and a horse.

"What now?" Broken nervously asked.

"Say you still have something to do, go first, talk another day."

Broken hurriedly said: "I'm fine. ”

"Now there is." Waste Wood said resolutely: "A woman can put up with your nonsense for so long, either she has a very good temper, or she has something to find you." ”

Broken immediately said: "Ruoxin, I still have something to do here, let's talk about it another day." With that, the three of them stood up.

"Wait!" Ruoxin hurriedly shouted, and his broken heart was broken.

Waste wood said: "Turned around, asked in a slightly suspicious and concerned tone: What's wrong?" ”

Broken to do so, Ruoxin said: "I have something I want to discuss with you." ”

"Say: I'm so sorry, I promised the eggplant gang to buy something, and I'll contact you later when I'm free."

Broken to do so, Ruoxin was a little disappointed, but immediately said: "Then you go and get busy, and contact me when you are free." ”

"If you're in a hurry......"

Before the broken could finish speaking, Waste Wood interrupted and was furious: "Shut up." ”

"If you're in a hurry, I'll take care of the matter at hand as soon as possible, goodbye." Broken busy in circles.

……

"......" Tang Hua gasped: "Little waste, you are more mature than I imagined." "Out of the door, follow the instructions to the restaurant next door, Tang Hua and the others saw someone greet them as soon as they entered the door.

"Huh!" Waste wood smiled bitterly: "It's all three or five, and it should be mature." Have a seat. ”

Everyone sat down and chatted, broken to the waste wood shocked like a heavenly person, this old boy is terrible, junior high school was dumped and began to concentrate on the study of fishing sisters, high school with an unoutstanding appearance of a dozen four major flowers, three school flowers. The university is even more amazing, and the rich daughter of the province was cut off in the freshman year. Sophomore won the first grade school flower. The third year of the exhibition was imported, and a pair of black and white twin sisters who studied abroad were included in their pockets. In his senior year, he almost married a beautiful boss of a private company. Graduate school to get their own mentor, work to get their own leadership...... Along the way, people block and kill, and Buddha blocks and kills Buddha. But tragedy struck, in the third year of work, the sister who took it accidentally made a small hole in the condom, and as a result, she got married 3 months later, and became a father 10 months later. Since then......

In the future, when a friend is in trouble, he helps to come up with ideas, and when he sees a peerless stunner, he can only swallow saliva secretly, according to his words, it is retribution. Kindness! I forgot to introduce, his wife is a former national judo heavyweight, and what he hates most in his life is the inequality between men and women......

"Tragedy!" Broken carefully poured wine on the waste wood: "No wonder you have such a stylish name, sister-in-law, okay?" ”

"This question is not answered." Waste Chai said: "Since you are the young master's friends and my friends, according to your performance just now, it seems that there is a third party 'inserted' foot." This time I will charge a little higher, a thousand gold. ”

"Yes!" Broken asked eagerly, "How long will it take?" ”

"Three days, three days at most." Waste Chai stretched out three fingers and said: "I can see that she either doesn't feel for you, or she can't stand you, I must completely transform you and kill you with one blow." ”

"That's it!" Tang Hua stood up: "You guys play slowly here, and I'll go shopping with Xingxing." ”

……

"You can do it, you can get this kind of person?"

"It's not me, the last time everyone helped me celebrate, the young master asked me why I was as spirited as a frosted eggplant, and I told him. He recommended a friend. Tang Hua felt that something was wrong, scratched his head and said to himself: "Do I have to find a forgotten stone, my name seems to be a little unlucky." ”

"Two tickets to tomorrow's concert!" Xingxing didn't pay attention to Tang Hua's words, so he bought a ticket nearby and said while walking: "Since you're here, let's also take a look at the show." ”

"Huh! I forgot you're a fan of the hustle and bustle. ”

"I know the sarcasm in your words." Xingxing Zheng said: "Actually, it doesn't matter if people are good or not. Ruoxin's character is obviously better than the noise, but the noise is popular, but she is only famous, do you know why? ”

"Why?"

"The song is good." Xingxing said: "Ruoxin's songs are also good, but they seem to be self-centered, bitter, lonely, and pitiful...... But the boisterous songs are more popular. What is Pop Music? First of all, ordinary people can sing it, and the songs of your three tenors are good, but they are definitely not popular. So...... It doesn't matter who the noise is, as long as her songs are good, I don't care if it's a murderer. ”

"Makes sense!" Tang Hua nodded, if you buy a record or spend money to attend a concert, you are already a fan. But do you still care about what celebrities like? What do you like to eat? This is a bit excessive, because these are things that only people around celebrities can know. Of course, this is talking about the powerful faction, and the idol faction wants to tell the "color" of their underwear to attract fans.

"Where's the eggplant?"

"Handan!"

"I'll come, you wait for me."

Tang Hua closed the line: "I have a friend coming." Gotta find a place. ”

"Who?"

"Poetry."

"Huh? The woman? "The stars don't think highly of it.

"According to what you said, it's okay to make money, I don't care if she's a murderer or not." Tang Hua smiled: "Actually, we still have a lot in common. ”

"Cut!" The stars despise.

……

"This commission is a bounty commission." It could be seen that Shishi was quite busy, sat down and didn't say a word of nonsense, and went straight to the point: "The target is three guns to help the red flag, and a reward of 4,000 gold." In addition, for each help who is shot by the Flag Snatching Gang to get back a flag, a reward of 300 gold. ”

"......" Tang Hua took a breath of cold air: "Shishi, your customer this time is hurting others and not benefiting yourself." How much hatred is this? ”

"I won't hide it from you, Wuji entrusted it." Wuji had already withdrawn from the three guns, and pulled the mountain, opening the name of the gang - the Wuji Gang occupied Wuyi Mountain, and with some diehards in his hands, he got the gang to the fourth level. But the Wuji Gang has been very low-key since its establishment, and it is far away from the Central Plains, many people don't look at the gang list, and they really don't know that this fourth-level gang was founded by Wuji.

"This is ......," Tang Hua said after thinking for a long time with a little headache, "This has something to do with Frost Dance." I can't say whether I can answer or not, I have to ask Frost Dance first. Betraying a friend to see things to the right person, can be big or small. ”

"It's all said to be a bounty." Shishi said with a smile: "Even the Three Guns Gang has a few masters who have accepted this commission, and they will not deduct money if they can't complete it." If you can complete it, you will earn it. ”

"Okay."

"By the way, I forgot to congratulate you on the success of the second tribulation." Shishi stood up and shook hands with Tang Hua: "Congratulations." ”

"Thank you!"

Xingxing watched Shishi disappear and snorted: "They didn't shake hands with me." ”

Tang Hua grabbed the star and shook it and said, "I'll hold it for her, stingy bag." ”

Xingxing asked, "Are you going to tell Sister Frostdance?" ”

"I think she has the right to know Wuji's hatred for Samgun. After all, without three guns, she is definitely not as majestic as she is now. Tang Hua laughed at himself: "I'm just a mercenary anyway, and if I have 'milk', I am a mother, and I have no right to make any decisions." ”

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