Chapter 248: Doing Business with Eggplant

Satan, the legendary supreme leader of a staunch anti-God armed group that has been unsuccessful in its revolution for n years. ≮Full text reading .y a n m o x u a n .org≯Judging from the results of the battle, this person has never overthrown God's 'government', but he has never been exterminated by God's 'government' army. According to logical reasoning, the invincibility of a hundred battles indicates that there is a big problem with Satan's attack, which can be fully illustrated by the legendary weapons, equipment, and personnel components of the two sides. But he has never been exterminated, which shows that this man is a first-class expert in defensive warfare.

According to logical reasoning, it is normal for Satan to not be able to beat down the xx mountain, and it is abnormal to be defeated. It's normal for players to attack Satan and rout, but it's not normal for them to win. Satan has stood tall for thousands of years under God's fierce pursuit, and this name is not covered.

Things always run according to the normal track, and miracles can only be said to be miracles. So we can immediately deduce that the players are defeated. In fact, the player was really defeated, and Satan once again kept the legend of the Golden Immortal. Prior to this battle, theologians had predicted that the player would lose the battle, and that the anti-"government" forces that they believed could not be eliminated by God could not be eliminated by the players. And that's exactly what happened. Nearly a million troops were framed by Brother Dan to sow discord, and in just five days, six or seven out of ten players were killed, and the rest fled in a hurry...... You can also understand it as a successful breakthrough, the key is which side your camp is.

On the day of the player's defeat, the editor-in-chief of the Boundless Special Issue, Dharma Boundless, was invited by Satan to attend a press conference, and when he returned, he expressed Satan's remarks: Satan firmly believes that he is the messenger of justice, Satan firmly believes that the world is under God's leadership, and prices have skyrocketed. With three firm understandings, Satan invites people of insight to join him in the fight against the evil God, and promises to make the common people masters after the overthrow of God......

The Boundless Special Issue is specially marked under this remark: This statement does not represent the opinions of the special issue and Xiami, it is completely derived from Satan himself's personal description, if there is any legal dispute, you can file a claim against Satan himself, the lawyer's letter and court summons please mail Hell No. 001 Satan Received, zip code is not known for the time being. If you need God to testify in court, you can jump from a 100-meter building to get a one-way ticket to heaven.

As soon as Satan's remarks came out, the players were in an uproar, this is a "naked" body challenge book, and there is no heavenly court in sight. Non-believers think that as a Chinese, even their ancestors have been ignored, and this hatred is difficult to dispel, and believers need to punish God for "**" to eliminate evil. So all the players went through the horses and regrouped in the xx mountain, preparing to fight to the death with the brains of the illegal demolition criminal group. En'...... The main problem is Satan's illegal demolition, and if Satan is willing not to destroy infrastructure and city construction, the player is actually more willing to live peacefully with Satan. Just like the slogan shouted by a certain player, demolishing Lao Tzu's house will cost your whole family's life.

So another war is about to be staged because of the demolition, will the Satan demolition office win the final victory, or will the players use wooden sticks to expel Satan?

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"Boundless, what does this Satan look like?" A group of people arrested Sun Ming and went to a teahouse in a small town near XX Mountain, and asked very curiously.

Sun Ming stretched out his hands: "I can't see, there is no shape, I am stupid and talking to Yiqi." But ......"

"But what?"

"But I did see their spawn point, near an oasis in the desert of the Western Regions. The area may be several thousand hectares. Spawn out the boss first, and then start spawning creeps. When refreshed, these creeps will be lined up neatly, and a general with a soldier will appear in the middle of it. Sun Ming added: "I have already reported this news to the three major gangs, and I heard that they are excited again, and they are ready to select a thousand elite troops to attack the refresh point." ”

Tang Hua said: "Didn't you push them into the fire pit? ”

"How?"

"People don't know where you're going to tell you where the refresh point is? Don't talk about my villain, if this eggplant is Satan, he will let you know the refresh point, and then ambush and destroy all the elites of this human race, and hit the players' combat confidence again and again. ”

"Eggplant, it seems that the only way to destroy Satan is someone like you who has the same dark mind as him. ”

"That's it. Satan God, commanding the world, the eggplant does not come out, who competes. Tang Hua smiled, took out the vertigo trace skill book that he brushed a few days ago and asked, "It was violent a few days ago, you estimate this goods." ”

"Good stuff!" Brilliant praised one, then "touched" his chin and thought carefully for a while: "It's not good, this stun time is 15 seconds longer than the invincibility time." ”

"Personally, I think this skill should be useful, but it can only be used in characteristic environments, such as when it is a meat shield. Congratulations, Eggplant, you can now go to the Ghost Realm to challenge the Co-Gong and the Eclipse Dragon, and you can be guaranteed to stay strong for at least a minute. ”

"Hat, what do you think?" Tang Hua asked Red Riding Hood with disdain.

Brilliant hurriedly corrected: "You can call her Xiaohong." ”

Red Riding Hood nodded shyly: "Ah Huang's opinion is my opinion." ”

Everyone scratched their arms together, and the cold air was "chaotic", not with such a disgusting person.

"If this thing is taken out and sold, how much can it be sold?" This is what Tang Hua cares about, there are often such items that are not accurate in price, or the price fluctuates too much.

Before others expressed their opinions, Sun Ming said directly: "I can't sell it." Even a group of you experts feel that it is an item that you may use by chance, and players will definitely not need it. At most, people with good deeds will give a hundred gold, or my monk brother will use it purely as a meat shield, but as far as I know, there are dozens of monks, and they are poorer than one another. ”

"Alright! Next topic. Tang Hua took back the skill book and showed the demon sucking pot: "This thing is a magic weapon that is bound, but it seems to be running around in the Qiankun bag recently." I guess I sensed the breath of some Western demon, what additional role do you see this thing has? ”

"It's rubbish." After looking at his subordinates' "sex", he asked, "Have you ever tried to equip it to kill Western demons?" ”

"Nope." In terms of the four magic weapon positions, no matter how you rank it, you can't rank it, and you haven't swept it away from "lewdness" and "", which is already very face-saving.

"Try next time."

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Tang Hua is a doer, so he went to try. He bravely rushed into the Western Demon Garrison, which was hundreds of kilometers away from the XX Mountain. Originally, I wanted a little shrimp like myself, even if the lobster family sent some teams, it was enough. Unexpectedly, as soon as he rushed in, the Western demons rioted throughout the camp, and hundreds of thousands of Western demons all gathered in a flutter. It's called covering the sky and closing the sun, and the black pressure makes Tang Hua's direction indistinguishable. Fortunately, Tang Hua had already prepared with both hands, and as soon as he saw the demons bombing the camp, he immediately threw out three hundred gold to jump out of the first encirclement and escaped.

After trying it this way, Tang Hua understood seven or eight points, and this pot was not Allah's night pot, but it was likely to be Satan's wine pot. The husband is not guilty, but Huaibi is guilty, which is probably his current situation. The only problem is that the good man still knows that this wall is a priceless treasure, but his broken pot doesn't seem to have any effect at all, and the function of sucking some mana is not as good as directly being a night pot.

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After the test, Tang Hua went back to accompany his wife, but he didn't think that Frost Dance was quite busy and didn't have time to greet himself. When I was about to wander around, I was pulled away by the stars.

"Eggplant, do you know that the wolf has added us to help?" The stars pulled Tang Hua to a corner of the cat, and those who didn't know thought they were sucking white noodles.

"Ahh Tang Hua remembered that a few days ago, he had a phone call with Frost Dance and asked about this: "Who added it, why did you add him?" ”

"It's like my brother and Sister Frost Dance don't know about it yet."

"Two questions. First: Why did you kill and kill the wolf and join the gang? Second: Why did you kill the wolf and join the Twin Lions? ”

"It's relatively normal to kill and kill wolves, can you fight. And a friend of an enemy is an enemy, and an enemy of an enemy is a friend. ”

"I don't understand."

"To put it simply, it is a fact that Sister Frost Dance is at odds, you are the number one opponent of the Broken Wolf, so he also has a bit of a demonstration when he recruits the Broken Wolf." Xingxing said: "The key is the second question you asked. ”

"Oh?" Tang Hua was interested.

"Do you know what a cave is?"

"Nonsense." The caves are all left by the former immortals, and the eggplant has been dug for half a month, and the fairy "hair" has not been obtained.

"There is a cave mansion in the East China Sea, and it is not abandoned when the owner of the Central Plains Cave Mansion in the capital ascends, but it still retains the enchantment prohibition. Kill the wolf once robbed a boss, and this boss is the mount left in the world after the ascension of this cave. As a result, the wolf got the right of residence and became the owner of this cave. ”

"Oh. Do you mean to kill the wolf and use this cave to survive? He joined the Double Lions because of the Double Swords, only the Two Lions set up a military station in the East China Sea. As soon as he came, it was convenient for him to come and go. Second, the only people who may appear in the East China Sea Center are their own gang members, and these people are unwilling and will not directly kill their own people, not to mention that there are only a few people who can go there now. In addition, the East China Sea is far away from the Central Plains, even after the start of the crossing, the anti-wolf members learned that they would not be able to rush there to organize it for a while and a half, and the East China Sea is now the stronghold of the anti-heavenly court, and it is inconvenient for the immortal soldiers to appear there, not to mention, there are also means for the cave to leave to the outside world. In this way, the Divine Soldiers and Immortal Generals of the Heavenly Court and the anti-wolf players will not be able to "Sao" to disturb and kill the broken wolf. "To kill the wolves, you want to slaughter the NPPC, and the only way to reach the East China Sea Cave Mansion before the catastrophe is to kill the NPCs and then teleport to the East China Sea through the military station.

"Eun!" The stars gave Tang Hua a thumbs up. Draw inferences from one another, the talent of the thirty-first century.

"Last question, how did you know so much detail?"

"Mo Jing told me that it was thirty percent, my god calculated thirty percent, and reasoned forty percent."

"Isn't the co-authorship credible?"

"I believe it's not far from the truth."

"But what is the purpose of telling me this?" I wasn't idle enough to stare at the "hair" of the broken wolf for 24 hours. Besides, he doesn't hate killing wolves, but killing wolves hates himself. When the stars told themselves the news, they were thinking about themselves......

"I'm panicking." Xingxing whispered: "It's quite uncomfortable to know this secret but it's inconvenient to say." ”

"Xingxing, you are the most curious woman I have ever met."

"Are you complimenting me?"

"Seemingly. Good bye. ”

"Eggplant." Brilliant suddenly appeared, landed beside the two and said, "Such a coincidence? ”

Tang Hua asked, "What's the matter?" ”

"I'm here to ask the stars for help."

"......" was embarrassed for 0.1 seconds, and then Tang Hua waved his hand: "Bye-bye." ”

"Bye-bye!" Brilliant said to the stars: "This time, I want to trouble you to help me find the princess and bury love, it seems that the world is steamed." ”

"Brilliant, you gossip more than me." Xingxing took out two copper plates: "Actually, I want to know what's going on." ”

……

"Oriental eggplant first, please stay." Tang Hua was intercepted by seven people on the way to Chengdu, and it seemed that he had been waiting for him for a long time.

At a glance, it could be seen that these seven people were not players, and Tang Hua immediately turned around and fled after playing a few identifiers in his vigilance. Mamma Mia, the world is too crazy and Satan is too perverted. He has no molestion of his wife, and no "**" and "lewd" his daughter, how can he take out the trump card at the bottom of the box.

The results of the appraisal were only seven relatively common foreign names: Abaddon, Samael, Despicable, Beelzebub, Azazel, Mostima, and Lucifer. But Tang Hua is not a person without knowledge, at least not a person who has not seen it. These seven foreigners are none other than Satan's right and left hands, known as the Seven Angels of the Fall. Lucifer, in particular, is said to have no less dark power than Satan. One boss is enough to drink a pot by himself, and seven bosses can have any ideas and run for their lives.

"Wait, we're here to buy the Demon Sucking Pot."

"Oh?" This can be considered, but will there be a suspicion of connecting foreign countries and making a national disaster? Tang Hua immediately turned around and flashed a pair of wise eyes: "How much?" ”

"Of course the price is negotiable......"

Before Lucifer Xiaolu finished speaking, Tang Hua stretched out his hand to make a blocking gesture: "Take a step forward, Lao Tzu will disappear immediately." Please do not doubt the escape ability of this eggplant. "This eggplant can go to the Demon Palace, and there is a Qiankun to escape, 'forced' to be anxious, Lao Tzu threw the night pot in the private room safe of the Demon Realm. A haunted house is a haunted house, but you dare to argue with Brother Lou. Tang Hua knew that since it was a task item, it didn't matter whether it was bound or not, the most direct thing was to kill people and take treasure.

Xiaolu watched Tang Hua drag a silver ticket to wipe his sweat, this reputation is too big is not a good thing, people will slip away as soon as they see their name. What's even more annoying is that degree, it's really not something I can catch up with: "The price is easy to say, how about a thousand gold?" ”

"Two thousand." Tang Hua counteroffered, in fact, he felt that one thousand was very satisfied, but the habit of "sex" still had to be added.

"Deal." The trail clapper took out a silver ticket.

"Don't come here." Tang Hua said: "I'm now with the wind, you throw away the silver ticket and let the wind blow." ”

"Pay with one hand and deliver with the other." I don't know if you're going to shake me.

"Resolutely not to do it." Tang Hua refused: "And wait for foreigners, how do you know that I am broad and profound, and it is not easy to produce a few gentlemen?" This eggplant has been rated as a contract-honoring, non-toxic, harmless green "color" environmentally friendly vegetable by Screws for three consecutive years, and has won the Federal "Government" Fair Long Competition Award for two consecutive years. ”

Several fallen angels looked at each other, and Xiao Lu turned back and said, "Okay, I believe in you." "Ditch the silver ticket......

The silver ticket flew with the wind and flew to the front, Tang Hua took out a pair of chopsticks and clamped the silver ticket, which was to prevent a villain from playing tricks in the silver ticket. We don't know about Western things, but we often have things in the East. Tang Hua saw clearly that the silver ticket had the official seal of the screw, and immediately asked the system to check the authenticity. The system immediately replied that the ticket was made by a screw and that the amount had not been altered. Tang Hua put the silver ticket into the Qiankun bag and waved his hand: "Bye-bye." ”

"Sucking the Pot." The trail is in a hurry.

"Please, didn't Ben Eggplant say, it's easy for China to produce a few gentlemen. You don't want to think about how many gentlemen come out of millions of people, so what about the rest? Are you looking forward to winning the grand prize of 7 out of 36? The devil is uneducated, and he is more terrible than an idiot. Tang Hua waved his hand and did not take away a single cloud.

"Stop!" Xiao Lu saw Tang Hua disappear and jump to his feet, Ya, the shameless index has completely surpassed Lord Satan.

Alas...... As a visitor from the West, I have to study first when I come to China. Trickery has been very frequent thousands of years ago. For example, Wei Wei's rescue of Zhao shows that the deception is justified. Falling into the well shows that he is ruthless and innocent. Crossing the river and pumping the bridge illustrates vile and feasible...... This is a letterpress of the Thirty-Six Schemes. Winning is the truth, and the table insults the wisdom of this eggplant with Satan's shamelessness. Tang Hua looked at the number of Qiankun bags and snickered: Next time I sell it to Satan, if God offers the right price, it is not negotiable.

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There were bad guys on the way to Chengdu, and Tang Hua had to go back to the creek near a small town near XX Mountain to fish. But before he could catch a fish, a group of friends began to text themselves to greet them, without exception with the sentence: "Eggplant, are you okay?" ”

What's the situation? Tang Hua immediately called Sun Ming to ask.

"You haven't heard?"

"Nope!" If you hear about it, you will ask him? Isn't this a waste of SMS fees?

"Satan has sent messengers to post bounties and bounties for you in major cities. The bounty is to kill you once to get 500 gold, the bounty task is to kill you once 500, if you can burst out of a magic weapon called the Demon Sucking Pot, you can exchange 5,000 gold from Satan. ”

Tang Hua was overjoyed and asked, "What is this outburst rate?" "Brother Dan is real, you said that you would have sold it for 5,000 a long time ago. People didn't say whether it would be sold or not.

"15%" Sun Ming naturally sent someone to receive the task.

"Damn! 100% is fine. ”

"To get down to business, I've got a special issue for you, ready to tout you as a hero to the people, so that everyone can see a man who has been fighting against Satan. How about I gain profit, you gain fame and fortune? ”

People's Hero? Because you shook Lucifer? Tang Hua was embarrassed no matter how thick-skinned he was, so he hurriedly refused: "No, Satan wants me." ”

"What's the problem?"

"He just asked the Fallen Seven Angels to spend two thousand gold to buy my magic sucking pot."

"The result?"

"The money was spent, but he didn't get the goods."

After a long time, Sun Ming replied: "This situation is really difficult to make up. Tell me next time you have a positive deed, and I'll make it up. ”

"No problem." Tang Hua closed the line, look at this Satan's stinginess, didn't he hack him with two thousand gold? As for issuing a hunt and kill order? You don't want to think about how many people can kill Ben Eggplant now, and whether these people will do anything to Ben Eggplant. You drive a large group of people out to cut this eggplant, and 500 gold is not enough for the carriage and horses. Either say that you Satan is a representative of negative characteristics, and you are so stingy with your shots, and it is inevitable that you can't beat God. I don't know if God wants it? How do I contact him? Heavenly Court should have some diplomatic relations with God, right? …… Tang Hua was distracted again.

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