Chapter 373: Eggplant is mighty
Two pieces of slaughter. People talk softly for fear of getting into trouble.
The Huangshan Council Hall is the source of all murderous energy, and the gang leaders and hall masters outside the hall have urgently gathered."
Xingxing asked Haoran in a whisper: "Brother, are you still in a meeting?" ”
Haoran pointed to the hall and asked, "You dare to go in?" ”
The star shook his head and sighed, "The eggplant is so pitiful." ”
Broken gritted his teeth: "Dead eggplant, fight for the man." ”
"What did you say?" There was a loud slap on the table, accompanied by a roar from Sister Frost Dance, and the participants each retreated three feet, crushing their mouths and hiding behind the stars.
"I said, wife, you look so beautiful when you're angry." Tang Hua laughed with him.
"Needless to say, today I want to break up with you, and in the future you will be you, and I will be me." Frostdance pointed again: "And! I hate your smile the most that the dead pig is not afraid of boiling water, and I can't wait to grab it in the palm of my hand and wring out all the grease inside. ”
Tang Hua raised his hand and asked, "Wife, why do you want to break up the gang?" ”
"Do you need to say it? You... You're doing all the bad things. You: "You're simply the worst guy I've ever seen in the world." ”
"Wife, people always have to have a little sweetness."
"I'm being unreasonable? Good! I will reason with you today, one by one, until you are convinced. ”
"You're reasoning with me?" Tang Hua's eyes lit up: "Are you sure?" ”
"Sure!"
"You swear first, if you are unreasonable in the following conversations, you can only marry me, and you will never live on birthdays, Valentine's Day, wedding anniversaries, Christmas, Women's Day, Children's Day, and a maximum of four clothes and kitchens and shoe cabinets, once they are full, you can't buy them again"
"So poisonous?"
"Do you dare?"
"Good! I promise you. Frostdance added, "But you have to be honest with all of them." ”
"No problem!"
"First of all, did you instruct the wolf to kill the two babies?"
Tang Hua replied: "Yes!" ”
"Do you think you're crazy?"
"Nope! Because I'm helping people. Tang Hua took out a bottle of beer and a stack of cold dishes and sighed: Not everyone can have such a luxurious life now.
"Help?"
"That's right! Because Brilliant is a forensic doctor, he already senses that Red Riding Hood has signs of delusion. So they asked me for help. Ben Eggplant took a salary from the bottom of the kettle and sent out the wolf to kill his child. Now that Red Riding Hood has regained its calm, she is devoted to Brilliance, just like Brilliant Birthday, and she remembers it closely, returning to her original happy life, instead of treating Brilliant as a child's nanny and a source of milk powder. ”
"But" But those were two innocent children. ”
“。 This must be corrected. First, they have no kinship with Red Riding Hood, and second: they are just screws to give them tools to exercise and care for their babies, and when the tools threaten people's mental health, should they be destroyed? ”
Frost Dance sweats, sweats profusely, but still has a hard mouth: "Then you at least let Red Riding Hood misunderstand the wolf." ”
"Nonsense! Witnesses confirmed that he was drinking in a restaurant 100 kilometers away on the day of the crime. ”
Frost Dance sighed and asked, "Did you do it?" ”
"Nonsense, it was me who confirmed that the wolf was drinking in the restaurant, because I was drinking with the wolf. It was Anonymous who killed them. Tang Hua spread his hands: "Do you think this thing is beautiful?" not only did not let the wolf carry the black cauldron, but also saved a young woman. Maintain the happiness of a family, and let the young woman cherish her children in the future. ”
"You", next! ”
"Wait!" Tang Hua stopped: "Should you say something or do something about the behavior that framed me, remember, we are now reasonable people." ”
Frost Dance: "
Tang Hua: "
"I'm sorry husband, I was wrong about this!" Frost Dance snapped her fingers: "Next!" ”
"Wait, it's time for me to say it." Tang Hua said: "You are in Vermilion Bird Jia Town, in front of thousands of players. In front of the wolf, he grabbed my ears and dragged me to the teleportation array, is it the biggest taboo? That is, to make her husband unable to step down in public? ”
Frost Dance: "
Tang Hua: "
"I'm sorry husband, I was wrong!" Frost Dance asked with tears, "Did I say it?" ”
"Please!"
Frost Dance tidies up your mood. Grab a Tanghua beer and take a sip. He let out a long sigh and asked, "Why are the two gangs encouraged to fight at the cliff location?" "Wife, let me ask you, is it important to be ranked or is it money important?"
"This" Frost Dance is a little weak-hearted: "It's all important and sad"
"Both sides are burning money in the language of heaven, in a word, thirty gold, and in the end they don't even have a hair left, but! When there is no money, they still have to fight. Tang Hua said: "Since you are reasonable, you answer me, how much money did my words save for the two gangs?" ”
"But if I and Haoran were here, we wouldn't have been born." Frost Dance pointed at Tang Hua: "It's you." It's you who can't be saved. ”
"You asked for it." Tang Hua saw that Frost Dance was going to go berserk and immediately said: "Be reasonable, otherwise" Hehe! ”
Frost Dance:
Tang Hua: "
"I'm sorry husband, I was wrong again!"
"Now it's my turn." Tang Hua sorted out his head and asked, "Why did you order me not to do this or that after entering the Eastern Emperor Bell Array?" "Frost Dance was sweating profusely.
"If you use my wife's identity, you will be guilty of turning your elbow outwards by doing that. If you use the identity of the deputy leader of the Two Lions. You have to know that I'm also a member of the Two Lions. "The second is that you can use persuasion or force to bully, but you are not using your wife's identity to force me to sign an unequal treaty." Tang Hua slapped the table angrily: "You don't distinguish between public and private." I am proud of bullying my husband and ashamed of obeying my husband. Suspicious in every way, figuring out in every way, preventing her husband from being like a thief, bullying her husband's dignity for her own selfishness, it's really tolerable, and urine is unbearable. ”
"I," Frostdance was speechless.
"Do you know now who is unreasonable? This eggplant stands up to the sky and the earth, and it is worthy of the Jade Emperor. The right wife. My wife is angry, so I should be angry. My wife has a dispute with someone else, and I think of a way to kill him. My wife needs bodyguards, and I will reappear immediately. My wife needs mercenaries, even if it's cheaper, I'll do it" Tang Hua wiped his tears and sighed: "I did this to you, how did you treat me?" If I make a little money from your company, it's the same as killing you, even if it's a piece of garbage, don't you have to spend sanitation money to dispose of it? I helped your company survive, and instead of being grateful, I saw me like a robber. You don't care about anything I do to you, and not only that, but you also slander the good things I do as sinister intentions. Insulting, whipping, scolding, suspicion, embarrassing me in front of the public. You have to know that I am not only a person, but also a celebrity, the number one master of double swords. If you do this, how can I be cheated again in the future" How can I learn from Lei Feng to do good deeds again? Will I still have a face in front of my friends in the future? Hum! Aren't you going to break up the gang? Don't come to me in the future. ”
"Husband!" Frost Dance grabbed Tang Hua's arm with tears in her eyes: "I'm sorry, I was wrong, forgive me once, never again." Good no good? ”
"Yes! Don't do that next time. ”
"Eun!"
"Dizzy!" Broken stretched back his head: "This sun really came out of the west." Sister Frost Dance lies in the arms of a dead eggplant like a kitten.
And the eggplant holds a beautiful woman in one hand and drinks beer in the other, looking full of courage. ”
"Won't it?" A group of people waited and said, "Impossible, right?" ”
"I don't believe it. See for yourselves. ”
"See what?" Tang Hua took Frost Dance's little hand and came out: "What are you looking at?" Broken. ”
"No, no!"
Tang Hua turned his head and greeted: "Wife! ”
Frostdance immediately replied, "Yes!" ”
"You have a meeting first, don't look for me if you have nothing to do, I'm busy!"
"Got my husband!"
"Gone!" Tang Hua waved to the crowd of onlookers: "Let's go, everyone say goodbye." ”
Xingxing wiped the cold sweat and said to the broken: "It's a head down!" ”
"Huh!" Broken immediately sent a text message to Tang Hua: "Eggplant is mighty!" ”
"Generally average. Twin swords third, hurry up and finish the meeting. Glory and wolf slaying are still waiting. ”
The purpose of this meeting is to discuss the promotion of life and death. Because of the fact that since the birth and death of the leadership of the two lions, Haoran and others were very pleased, so they held a meeting to decide the promotion of life and death. Elevate the busy Life and Death to the position of Elder, and Star will take over his position as the deputy helper.
The opinions were almost one-sided, but Frost Dance said, "Actually, life and death did do something wrong. But I have to say that life and death are a little impulsive, a little irresponsible, but he has never been self-interested. Speaking of which, Frostdance seems to have caught something. But when I think about it, I don't quite understand it.
Haoran said: "Everyone knows this, our position as an elder has been empty, and the prestige of life and death is still relatively high. So I thought, "Let's see what everybody thinks." ”
"Agreed, agreed!" A voice of approval, even if it is life or death, there is no opinion, and I apologize to everyone at the meeting for the trouble caused by my behavior. Finally, he solemnly apologized to Frost Dance herself.
"Stars. You wait. After the meeting, Frost Dance grabbed the star: "You know a lot about eggplants." Help me analyze some things. "Sister Frostdance, you've been fooled." Xing Xing Khan, this Tang Hua is too capable of pulling it: "First the Western demons invaded, he sold the favor of the Double Lion Gang and a sword, and profited from it." This is sin one, but he avoids talking about it and instead accuses you of being ungrateful, which is sin two. The second is that you restrain him when he enters the Eastern Emperor Bell Array. It's all for your husband's sake. To say that the wolf is killed and enters alone. Will you avoid the consequences? There is also the matter of Tianyu, he was the initiator, that is, he colluded with the people of Guangjian Nei Shishi, and he wanted to achieve the goal before you and my brother were resurrected. Let the two gangs of hatred add to the body. Also, he didn't follow the rules you set at all, and teamed up with me, Brilliant, and Shattered. Since he didn't follow the rules, why didn't he save you and my brother? ”
"Don't say it, I'll settle accounts with him." Frost Dance is furious, furious.
"Forget it, Sister Frost Dance, you're no match for him. I guess you went angrily and came back like a little woman. Xingxing sighed: "It's good that he still cares about you very much, and he still cares about your opinion." If you have a showdown with him, if you can't control him, I'm afraid he will be lawless in the future. That's a two-sword disaster. ”
Frost Dance smiled bitterly: "Dead man, alas"
"You're not angry?"
"As you say, he cares and cares about me. What is there for a woman to be angry if she can be with the people she cares about and who cares about her? Frost Dance said, "Besides, what he said is not completely unreasonable. It's not that we don't have any suspicions of bullying. ”
"Of course, we're big gangs. It's normal to be overbearing. ”
"So! If you look at it from the perspective of ordinary people, we are actually bad people. Frost Dance smiled and asked, "Isn't it?" ”
"Well," the star nodded, thoughtfully.