Chapter 177: Shi Xiaohan is really stupid
"Hungry, I'm hungry." Shi Xiaohan "muttered" and looked over.
Zhao Linran stood in place, staring at Shi Xiaohan deadly, hoping to see some clues.
But Shi Xiaohan's eyes were confused and his expression was sluggish, which was completely an instinctive state.
"Shi Xiaohan, which one is this playing? Speak well, okay? ”
Zhao Linran smiled and sneered, "You once said that you are a hero, not a bear, so pretending to be crazy and stupid, isn't it even as good as a bear?" ”
"Hungry, hungry." Shi Xiaohan still looked like before.
"You see, you have been the secretary of the town party committee for more than ten years in the past, although you have not made any achievements, but there are more than 40,000 people under the rule of the town. In this case, you should be like a character, confess when you should confess, receive punishment when you should be punished, come out and still be a citizen of the country, and live normally for more than 20 years. But if you pretend to be stupid to resist the investigation, it will only increase your culpability, and it is impossible to keep pretending. Even if you can really pretend to be stupid for the rest of your life, what's the difference between that and death, it's so meaningless. ”
Zhao Linran walked forward as he spoke, "Others may not be able to find flaws, but I can tell at a glance that you are pretending." ”
"Hungry, hungry." Shi Xiaohan stepped forward and touched and arched on Zhao Linran's body, like a pig eating.
Although he felt disgusting and was in some danger, Zhao Linran did not dodge, but hoped that the other party would bite and hit and even draw out a dagger, which would save trouble.
But Shi Xiaohan was just looking for food, but he just arched Zhao Linran's body dirty, and there were no other dangerous moves.
"Shi Xiaohan, don't pretend to your mother, you don't know what you did? After you were dealt with, you didn't repent, first bewitched your relative Feng Erlai to fight against the demolition, and then united with Jin Youcai to kidnap the three inheritors, and then spread the rumors of Lao Tzu. Although you are hiding behind the scenes, you are the culprit of the mother, otherwise the cooperation will not be delayed again and again, and Lao Tzu will not be suspended. What's even more odious is that you still came up with the idea to besiege the county party committee, commit violence on the Internet, and even attack Su Ziyan in person, which is really in vain, how can you be worthy of the organization's years of cultivation? Let's talk ...... again."
Zhao Linran scolded with a cold face, and counted the crimes of Xiaohan in history, and the rules were precise and meticulous. He didn't expect to wake up Shi Xiaohan, mainly to observe whether the other party reacted, but unfortunately the other party has always been stupid and real.
"You're hungry, aren't you? Lao Tzu gives you good food. Zhao Linran changed the face of the big bad wolf to deceive the little white rabbit, and took out a box from the bag, which was sealed with black packaging on the outside.
"Hungry, hungry." Shi Xiaohan snatched it, using both hands and teeth, but the packaging was too tight, and it was sealed in several layers, making it difficult to open for a while.
"Lao Tzu is here to help you." Zhao Linran showed a spoofed look on his face, grabbed a few layers of packaging with his right hand, and secretly exerted force.
"Thorn",
"Bang",
The black packaging was all removed at once, revealing the dark yellow paste inside, and the foul-smelling smell of fresh feces instantly diffused.
Shi Xiaohan didn't hesitate, grabbed it with both hands, opened his mouth and licked wildly, and said "tsk" in his mouth: "Fragrant, so fragrant!" ”
Zhao Linran kept staring at Shi Xiaohan, but he didn't see a trace of disgust on the other party's face, but was full of enjoyment, stupid enjoyment.
Is Shi Xiaohan really stupid? For the first time, Zhao Linran doubted his judgment.
He has always felt that Shi Xiaohan has many reasons and conditions for pretending to be stupid, and pretending to be stupid is also in line with his cunning characteristics, but now he is not sure.
"Shi Xiaohan, okay, you have a kind, you are almost better than the ancients Sun Bin." Zhao Linran gritted his teeth, his face was hideous, and he grabbed Shi Xiaohan's right wrist and slowly strengthened it.
Shi Xiaohan didn't react, but he still didn't forget to chew on the "food".
Zhao Linran naturally knew how strong his hand was, as long as he strengthened it a little, he had to break the other party's arm.
Do you really want to cripple Shi Xiaohan?
Zhao Linran finally couldn't bear it and silently withdrew his right hand.
Shi Xiaohan ate too much, and he choked and stretched his neck, but he was still reluctant to vomit.
"Depends on how long you pretend." Zhao Linran threw down a sentence angrily, turned around and walked out of the house.
But Zhao Linran did not leave immediately, but stood outside the door and observed for a while before walking away very unwillingly.
In room 007, Shi Xiaohan finally couldn't help it, his throat squirmed quickly many times, his back was in the direction of the door, and he opened his mouth to spit out a pile of brown dirt. The dirt landed on the placket of Shi Xiaohan's clothes that he had lifted up in a panic, and there was something he had eaten before, as well as a small piece of minced meat on the tip of his tongue.
Shi Xiaohan only breathed two breaths, then quickly leaned down on the placket of his clothes and swallowed these things in a few bites. Although he had several regurgitations, although it was as uncomfortable as swallowing a blade, Shi Xiaohan never vomited again.
Except for the few stains left on the placket, except for the stench that permeated the room, it was as if nothing had happened.
The episode just now was only a few dozen seconds away from Zhao Linran leaving the door, and if Zhao Linran stayed for one more minute, it might have been a different result.
When Zhao Linran came to the outside of the building, Lao Feng was already waiting, and directly pulled Zhao Linran back to the county seat.
Outside the compound of the county party committee, Zhao Linran waved his hand and thanked him and got into his car.
"Ding 呤呤",
The bell rang suddenly.
glanced at the caller ID, Zhao Linran connected directly.
"Come to my office right away." Yan Qingzheng on the other side only said one word, and then directly put the phone away.
Zhao Linran put away his mobile phone and drove into the hospital.
I parked my car downstairs and went directly to the office of the deputy secretary of the Commission for Discipline Inspection.
"Smack!"
Yan Qingzheng came up and swore loudly, and slapped the table for the first time: "Zhao Linran, do you still have any humanity?" Is there organizational discipline? I want to complain to the organization that you mistreat citizens, use bad methods, and lose party spirit. I myself must be held accountable for the failure of my duties. ”
"Secretary Yan, where did you start?" Zhao Linran said with a smile.
"You eat manure for people and smile? I really misjudged you. Although Yan Qingzheng didn't spit out dirty words again, he still gritted his teeth.
Zhao Linran couldn't help but be surprised: "Shi Xiaohan complained? ”
"Then do you still need to complain? The house smells. Shi Xiaohan also had that thing on his body and mouth. ”
When Yan Qingzheng said this, he couldn't help but sigh, "Hey, I hope he can complain, so that you won't be confused to the end." ”
"Hey, one hundred and fifteen pounds of durian meat, I bought two catties of small ones, and these medicinal powders, which add up to more than my daily salary, but they are said to be dung by people, what a waste of my efforts." Zhao Linran took the bag and opened it again, "There is still this point left in it, please check." ”
Yan Qingzheng sniffed a few times and immediately denied: "No, although this thing stinks, it smells completely different from the smell of dung." ”
"Don't worry, you haven't reacted with the powder yet." Zhao Linran took the yellow and white medicine powder, poured it on the durian meat, and stirred it back and forth with the pen barrel.
"It stinks, it stinks, it's full of fresh dung, stop it." Yan Qingzheng covered his mouth and nose and hurriedly stopped it, but his face looked much better, "You try him with this thing?" What was found? ”
Zhao Linran shook his head and replied.
"I mean, Shi Xiaohan is really stupid." Yan Qingzheng said slowly.
"Maybe." Zhao Linran was very reluctant to admit it, but he didn't catch any tricks for Shi Xiaohan to pretend to be stupid, and his suspicion was only based on intuition.
"I know you're in a hurry, but it's useless to be in a hurry, take your time. Don't be so fierce in the future, I almost didn't die of fear when I received the phone call just now. Yan Qingzheng still had palpitations and waved his hand gently.
"Thank you, Secretary Yan." Zhao Linran understood the other party's care, and after thanking him, he was about to leave.
"Eh, by the way, where did you learn that trick today?" Yan Qingzheng suddenly said again.
"Occasional in magazines." Zhao Linran gave a reason indiscriminately and walked out of the office of the deputy secretary of discipline inspection quickly.
In fact, this method was learned during the special training, but it should not be mentioned to anyone, except for a few comrades-in-arms.
After Zhao Linran returned to the development zone, for a long time afterward, he was still angry about Shi Xiaohan's stupidity, but he was helpless.