The monkey staggered and walked into the three-star oblique moon cave.

I saw that the Bodhi Patriarch sat on the altar and opened the avenue, which was really a sky of flowers, and the ground was full of golden lotus, and there were many visions.

If it were usual, the monkey would have already knelt on the ground to apprentice to the teacher, asking the ancestor to learn from the immortals and ask.

But now the monkey is drunk, hazy, staggering, and a little inattentive to everything around him.

The Bodhi Patriarch frowned, and his heart was secretly broken.

I shouldn't have been, how could I let Ye Feng, that drunkard, pick up the monkey?

Now that this monkey is shaking, how can I continue to act the script I wrote?

The Bodhi Ancestor was still thinking about how to speak, but the disciple Guangcheng jumped up and said coldly: "Monkey, Lingtai Fangcun Mountain Patriarch Dojo, how can you be presumptuous?!" ”

But what he said made the monkey suddenly unaware, and he burped and said, "I...... I am here to seek immortals...... Ask the immortals to take ......"

The monkey staggered in the direction of Guangcheng, then crawled to the ground and grabbed the corner of Guangcheng's clothes.

"Hahaha......"

Originally, the patriarch's sermon was a serious occasion, but suddenly such a drunken monkey came, which made all the disciples laugh.

Patriarch Bodhi's face was as black as a casserole at this time, and he felt that such a farce was really an insult to his immortal mountain spiritual land.

"Patriarch, how can such a monkey be worthy of asking for immortals, please let the disciple blast him out!"

Guangcheng had wanted to do it for a long time, but the ancestor was above, and he still had to report it before he dared to make a decision.

Patriarch Bodhi was secretly annoyed at this time, this Guangcheng really gave him a problem.

This monkey was originally a chess piece used by Western Buddhism in order to deal with the calamity, and the monkey came here thousands of miles to apprentice, which was only part of the plan.

If you blast him out of the mountain gate now, how will the next play be played?

"That's it, everything has spirituality, I have calculated that he can come here to seek the Tao is not far away, trekking through mountains and rivers, blast him out of the cave first, and then make a decision in the future!"

The Bodhi Patriarch's robe waved, and a gust of wind blew in the three-star slanting moon cave, sweeping the monkey out.

"Hahaha......" The disciples burst into laughter again.

After this trouble, Patriarch Bodhi had no intention of preaching again, so he turned into a puff of smoke and left.

……

After that, the monkey woke up and secretly regretted it, and went to the entrance of the Bodhi Patriarch's cave to kneel.

Bodhi naturally hung it for a while in order to pretend*, but it didn't take long for him to take it as a disciple.

The monkey was overjoyed at first, but it didn't take long to realize that this was not what he wanted.

He is not far away, and he has traveled thousands of miles to this moment, because he wants to learn the art of immortality.

But now......

Bodhi Patriarch only tattooed his name, named Sun Wukong, and asked the senior brothers to teach him to learn language and politeness, lecture on the scriptures, learn words and burn incense, and do so every day.

In his spare time, he just sweeps the floor and hoes the garden, raises flowers and trees, looks for firewood to light fires, and carries water and pulp.

The days were so uneventful, and a year passed in a blink of an eye.

The monkey was bored, so he had the intention of leaving Fangcun Mountain and going elsewhere to find another immortal path.

But when he left, the monkey wanted to say goodbye to the brother who greeted him when he entered.

After making up his mind, he arrived at the door of Ye Feng's cave.

"Senior brother, I, Sun Wukong, came to pay a visit!"

The voice came slowly, and in the cave, the young man was peerless, and his eyes were drunk and hazy.

"Why did this monkey suddenly think of coming to me, could it be that he was here to beg for a drink?"

The young man is Ye Feng, and today is also his daily day of getting drunk.

He was dressed in a Taoist robe, his figure was free and easy, and he came to the door of the cave in an instant.

At a glance, I saw that this monkey was wearing a wide robe, and I felt a little nondescript.

"Why did you remember to come to me today?"

As soon as the monkey saw Ye Feng, he sighed in frustration and said, "Senior brother, I don't want to cultivate immortals here." ”

As soon as he opened his mouth, Ye Feng was stunned.

Don't want to cultivate immortals here? What's this monkey messing with?

This is different from the original Journey to the West!

However, it didn't matter much to him whether the monkey left or stayed, and there was no need for him to do such an idle thing.

Still, he casually asked, "Why?" ”

The monkey said in a somewhat aggrieved tone: "My grandson came here to ask for the art of immortality, but he never showed up when he left, and the brothers also excluded my grandson." ”

"I can't learn the Fa, and I'm being ostracized by others, so it's better for my grandson to leave and find another place."

Ye Feng looked at his pitiful statue, and there was some inexplicable feeling in his heart.

He has been in Fangcun Mountain for many years, where does he not know the urine nature of these disciples on the mountain?

He was squeezed out a lot by these disciples when he got drunk all day long, and this Monkey King is still a monkey, and he has to be angry with these guys.

People are sophisticated, and it is also common in this land of cultivating immortals, and Sun Monkey's life is not easy.

Ye Feng sighed slightly and said, "It's just a little bit of worldly prejudice, why should you take it to heart? ”

"Since you insist on leaving, it is inconvenient for senior brother to persuade more, this is an acquaintance, you might as well have a drink today!"

When the monkey heard that there was wine to drink, he was immediately overjoyed.

Although the people are warm and cold on this square inch mountain, I am fortunate to be able to meet my senior brother, which can be regarded as creation!

After the monkey jumped up and down and followed Ye Feng into the cave, the two began to drink openly.