"Is this what A5 Wagyu tastes like? It's so thick and greasy.

Is this what premium beef is meant to be? Or is it because of the distortion that the taste has changed? ”

Poor Zhuang Bufan has been a human being for two lives, and he has not been able to taste the first god meat of the Internet to blow water.

I didn't expect to taste the highest grade beef for the first time, and it was in this way.

I have to say that fate is really amazing.

"Most of the parts that have been specialized by the strange people who have changed the food system have completely changed into the high-end ingredients of that species.

However, it is rare to see such a strange person who directly mutates into a delicious ingredient. ”

Saitama tasted the beef slices, and was a little excited to introduce the knowledge of edible weirdos to Zhuang Bufan.

is worthy of being a gourmand who has eaten weirdos for many years, and it only took half an hour to explain in detail how to choose the edible parts and how to deal with them.

Zhuang Bufan even doubted that how many weird ingredients had been cooked in Saitama's stainless steel stew pot for him to have such a rich set of theoretical knowledge.

"If I could, I would like to eat normal beef instead of this strange ingredient."

"It's true that it's been a long time since I've ordered anything other than french fries in a family restaurant.

But... Now that the employment situation is so dire, it's really nice to have an extra source of protein. ”

Saitama brought the hot pot equipment back to the kitchen, opened the refrigerator and said to Zhuang Bufan, who was lying on the floor watching TV

"Would you like tea?"

"Is there any iced tea?"

"What's that? I only have oolong tea here."

"Oolong tea is OK too"

"Hurry back after drinking, you're really in trouble here"

Saitama put the iced oolong tea next to Zhuang Bufan and said expressionlessly

"Is this your attitude towards your guests? Even if I go back, I don't know where to go.

My rental house in City D was destroyed by that giant weirdo, and I haven't had time to find a house yet! ”

Saitama's eyes drifted to the ceiling, obviously realizing that the guy in front of him was homeless and he might be held responsible.

What should I do, he shouldn't see me duel with that guy and ask me for compensation!

I only have 2,000 yen in my bank card, so if I want a rice ball, I can buy him one.

Zhuang Bufan obviously didn't notice the mental activity of the big poor ghost of Saitama, and asked casually

"The gas and electricity in the room next door are still functional."

"Well, yes, except for a long time when no one cleans it, everything else can be used normally.

The key is in the management room downstairs, which is basically a no-man's land, so don't worry about the rent and other problems, just use it casually! ”

As if realizing that he didn't have to spend an extra amount of money from his meager savings, Saitama happily introduced the situation of the neighborhood to Zhuang Bufan.

I didn't realize that I was going to get a terrible trouble in the future.

"Oh, that's it, I'll come to you for dinner in the two days I've been packing up the house."

"Don't do it, it's troublesome"

Saitama frowned slightly and refused, but added another sentence when Zhuang Bufan went out.

"Bring your own ingredients!"

"He's really an approachable and good young man~"

Zhuang Bufan walked out of Saitama's room and said with a relaxed face.

Judging by both his appearance and his personality, Saitama looks like a peaceful unemployed young man, and getting along with him doesn't cause any strange pressure.

"No wonder King can get along with him so well, have such great power, and be so willing to be ordinary."

Zhuang Bufan went downstairs and turned over the key to the door next door to Saitama, cleaned it briefly, and slept peacefully.

City A, next to the headquarters of the Hero Association, Hero Proving Ground.

"What a waste of luxury! Obviously, there is such a majestic building in the branch of City Z, but it still has to go to City A for certification.

And a huge indoor gymnasium was specially built, so it's no wonder that the social evaluation of the Hero Association has become precarious in just three years. ”

Zhuang Bufan stood at the door of the test center, looking at this majestic building and sighed.

"Hey, hey! The little brother over there, here and here. ”

A man in a high-end suit and a salesman with five short stature spoke to Zhuang Bufan.

"What's the matter?"

"Please allow me to introduce myself, my name is Sida-ri, I am a staff member who works here, you want to be a professional hero!"

Zhuang Bufan understood, it turned out that this guy was the legendary insider, the reptile parasitic on the Hero Association that was rarely mentioned in the plot.

"Me"

"I understand what you're thinking, you have to know that the world of professional heroes is very cruel~ Many people can't surpass the hero level that can be achieved during the assessment."

"Yes"

"However, once you have a high starting point, whether you get paid from the association or get exposure, you will be much higher than ordinary heroes.

Sweetheart Kamen knows! is obviously an ordinary A-rank hero, but his fan club is bigger than many S-class heroes, so I don't need to say the benefits of this!

Those S-class heroes who climbed up by strength are no more chic than Sweetheart Kamen. “

"But"

"But! Even if you are mediocre in strength, once you buy our internal test papers worth 250,000 yuan, I guarantee that you can get the top 100 rankings of C-level during the assessment~

If you add 300,000 yuan, I can even recommend you to the dojo of the Vest Venerable, with the guidance of S-level powerful heroes, your strength will also improve by leaps and bounds!

By the way, the legendary beauty hero, the girl in the vest, is still celibate~"

Zhuang Bufan finally appreciated the horror of the legendary Japanese salesman, and he couldn't think of what words to use to refuse the obscene uncle in front of him.

So he opened his backpack, opened his savings passbook and showed him his savings directly.

"Oh! Then you can cheer yourself up.

Bah! ”

At the moment when he saw the deposit, the obscene uncle, as if he had met the plague god, took a big step back, and after saying this, he left without looking back.

When he left, he spat a lot on the ground.

It seems that it is not for nothing that Saitama has been rated as a C-rank hero

It's not like Genos, who entered the eyes of the Hero Association higher-ups early.

It's understandable to get a C-rank ranking in the heavily corrupt Hero Association.

"Arm strength 2.3t, squat 3.48t, 100m 6.74s...... It's really a terrifying data~ This kind of achievement may not be able to be achieved even by many A-level heroes! ”

A young staff member of the Hero Association couldn't help but sigh when he looked at Zhuang Bufan's assessment record form.

"Cheating, this is a result that can only be obtained through cheating, how can a newcomer who has no reputation in society get such a result?"

A five-short clerk replied that if Zhuang Bufan was here at this time, he would find that the guy who reviewed his exam results was the staff member of the Hero Association who had sold the test papers to him before.