Chapter 26: Where Did the Kelp Go?

Facing the kelp that attacked him, Zhuang Bufan took the form of a human wolf.

Yu Jin!!

Zhuang Bufan continued to use the moves of the Flowing Water Rock Shattering Fist to push away the kelp swords and spears that stabbed at him.

Like the deformed bullet of the infinite kelp that bounced off the golden ball, Zhuang Bufan pushed aside all the kelp that attacked him, looking very calm.

"Human ~ You are different from those two ordinary goods, I haven't tasted the blood of a strong man for a long time.

It seems that there are powerful guys in the ghost zone.

I've already decided...... After defeating you, become the weirdo king of the ghost zone"

"Oh~ is it? I also decided, today's dinner with a dish of kombu soup~ Although I don't like it very much, I guess there is a guy who should drink it without a drop......"

Thinking of a certain shiny braised egg head, Zhuang Bufan seriously considered whether to pull out all the kelp on this guy's body.

"You guy, are you mocking me?!!"

Hearing Zhuang Bufan's speech, Infinite Kelp was furious, and the steel curtain composed of kelp swept towards Zhuang Bufan's sky.

Broken rock!!

The sharp wolf claws wrapped in the momentum of the breaking wind, easily breaking the tentacles of the infinite kelp, which was as hard as steel.

"Is this the piercing damage of the Flowing Water Rock Shatter Fist?"

The Iron Curtain of Attack originally set up against Zhuang Bufan, under the effect of rock shattering, all turned into sections of kelp blocks, sprinkled all over the ground.

If it's normal, even if you have a skill like Sharp Claw that comes with armor-piercing damage.

It is not so easy to shred these kelp, which is several times tougher than steel.

"How is that possible?!! How could I, a kelp vine that can defend against armor-piercing bullets that can penetrate 30 cm of steel plates, be torn to pieces by you so easily

……

What did you just do?!! ”

The infinite kelp was used to attack Zhuang Bufan's kelp vines, and all of them were turned into pieces.

I was using the energy of my whole body to stimulate the rapid growth of the kelp on my head, but I found that no matter how much energy I put in, the speed of kelp replenishment was still terrible slow.

At this moment, the eyes of Infinite Kelp looking at Zhuang Bufan changed, from the joy of a child when he found a new toy, to doubt and fear.

"It's okay~ You build it slowly, I'm not in a hurry, I can wait for you a little longer~"

It turned out to be a strange person in the regeneration department, and it was a rare opportunity to test the skill of Desperate Killing Intent...... It's better to wait for it to recover for a while.

"What do you mean by that? Look down on me? You bastard! ”

Although the infinite kelp screamed and cursed like this, it actually concentrated all its strength and accelerated the recovery of the kelp on its body.

Then he used the drainage ditch as a cover and quietly went around behind Zhuang Bufan.

When he was less than a meter away, he struck hard.

"Huh?"

The sharp kelp spear went to Zhuang Bufan's location, but it was empty.

Zhuang Bufan seemed to have the ability to predict, and he had already guessed the direction of the attack of the infinite kelp.

After dodging this blow, Zhuang Bufan immediately transformed into a brute bear form, stepped on the kelp that had just attacked him with one bear leg, and said to the infinite kelp with a cruel smile.

"I'm kind of a person with telepathy, and the idea of using kelp to slowly get close to the target and then kill it in one fell swoop is good, but it's a pity that you use the wrong target."

Infinite kelp struggled to escape, but it was too late.

Zhuang Bufan grabbed the kelp vines on the ground and kept pulling the infinite kelp in his direction.

"Yohe~ It's quite strong, don't worry, I'll just pick some kelp and stew it back, it won't hurt you~"

After struggling, the infinite kelp immediately manipulated the other tentacles on its head to attack the kelp in Zhuang Bufan's hand.

I hope I can cut this shackle so that I can keep myself away from the guy in front of me.

The heart of the infinite kelp is sincerely looking forward to it

It's a pity that his wish didn't come true, long before it attacked, Zhuang Bufan's bear paw slammed into force, directly dragging the infinite kelp to his side.

With a look of horror and a hint of desperation, Infinite Kelp recorded how the doll bear in front of him performed bestiality on its hair.

"Tsk~ It's really hard to pull it down, this kelp, it's a pity that I didn't bring a cucumber, otherwise ......"

Zhuang Bufan was talking, and then turned his attention to the kelp block that had been torn to pieces by him before.

"This thing is hard, and I don't know if I can bite it."

Under the frightened gaze of the infinite kelp, Zhuang Bufan picked up a piece of kelp and put it in his mouth.

Vegan power, unleashed !!

Zhuang Bufan rode on the body of the infinite kelp, grabbed its kelp root with a bear paw, and pulled it up vigorously.

"Ahhh

The pig-like screams of infinite kelp filled the entire neighborhood.

"I'm sorry~ I'm sorry, my technique is still not neat enough, but it doesn't matter, this kind of thing is cooked twice, just try a few more times."

Zhuang Bufan was very sincere in saying sorry to Infinite Kelp, but this gentle tone was like death whispering in Infinite Kelp's ears.

"The ghost zone is terrible, the teddy bear is terrible, mom~ I want to go home"

These were the last words that the bald little black said before he lost consciousness.

[Target: Infinite Kelp of Heart-Destroying Heart]

[Increased physical fitness, increased strength, increased agility]

【Skill Acquired: Deep Sea Warrior】

[I thought there was nothing more frustrating than what you did to the frogman...... Obviously, you told me with your actions that I was wrong......]

Zhuang Bufan scratched his head, looked at the system's evaluation of him, and then looked at the infinite kelp on the ground, and his shriveled body seemed to have a trace of life.

After sending the bald little black back to the sea, Zhuang Bufan returned to Saitama's kitchen with a large basket of sea belts.

"Where did you get so much kelp? Do supermarkets have special promotions?

It just so happened that I forgot to buy kombu, and I'm going to use these kelp to make oden with dashi, do you want to eat it together? ”

Faced with Saitama's invitation, Zhuang Bufan remembered the bald little black with a desperate face with a dark face, and finally chose to refuse.

Just after Zhuang Bufan walked out of Saitama's house, it was only ten minutes before Genos came to Saitama's side.

"Why is there so much kelp at the door?"

"Who knows? It may be that the supermarket is on sale, and Zhuang Bufan's guy sent it over. ”

"I remember rumors that kelp was good for hair growth, but it wasn't confirmed...... Could it be that Saitama sensei, you?!! ”

Genos rubbed his temples in frustration, then took out his phone and dialed a number.

"Doctor~ Please also develop an ultra-high-strength biomimetic fiber ......"

"I didn't come to make kombu soup because of my hair!"

Saitama seems to have been poked into the bottom secret of her heart by someone else, and complains angrily to Genos.

In the end, Saitama disposed of all the kombu and used the bonito flakes in the refrigerator to hang the dashi.