Chapter 90: I'm a lazy dog when I have a showdown

"Brother, tell me yourself, how many times have you changed this month? No, how many times have you been in attendance this month?!

No one can see your figure, and those who don't know think you're a eunuch?

Can you please be reliable, and come out when it's okay to make an appearance~"

It is rare for Zhuang Bufan to come back to the Hero Association, and Siqi hurriedly caught him is a complaint, and the notice about his promotion to the S rank has been issued.

Within Zhuang Bufan's expectations, he was ranked behind Genos and the sexy prisoner, the last S-rank, the eighteenth, the Infinite Knight.

Zhuang Bufan scratched his head in embarrassment, embarrassed to say something.

Although the S-class heroes are all casual guys, they are all doing some things to uphold justice.

It is indeed a bit rare to herd sheep directly to him like this.

"It's true that I'm not good... Don't know what important tasks the association has? Just leave it to me."

Zhuang Bufan patted his chest and assured that he seemed to have forgotten what kind of task Xiqi had given him before.

"In that case...... Then please go to the stinky prison, the sexy prisoner has applied for a beach vacation for some reason.

That place is full of fierce A-class wanted criminals, and it would be difficult to suppress those criminals without him."

Is it the lair of a sexy prisoner... It always feels better to be far away.

"Can you change it?" Zhuang Bufan said with some embarrassment.

Siqi sighed, saying that he could understand, after all, sexy prisoners were famous.

Most people don't want to get close to this guy, and you can agree with that.

"In that case, some time ago, there was a guy named Sonic who escaped from the stinky prison.

We haven't been able to arrest him, can you please take a trip? ”

Siqi pinched his chin and said lightly.

After all, this Sonic just hasn't done anything too excessive, and judging from the perspective of the association, he can't be defined as a bounty criminal equal to a ghost-level weirdo.

At this point, it's just a matter of letting the lazy dog hero have something to do, without much extra consideration.

However, when Zhuang Bufan heard this request, he got a different opinion.

"Bear~ Is it okay to be my pet? The honey jar will buy you one too! ”

Zhuang Bufan still remembers Sonson's earth-shattering speech of the ghosts and gods.

Considering his unpredictable strength and ambiguous position, Zhuang Bufan really felt a little difficult to start.

If you throw out the concept of the three major male protagonists in the one-punch world, Saitama, Genos, and King must be ranked like this in order.

But if you want to finish fourth, it's basically Sonic's turn.

And he is even more eye-catching than King at some moments.

Considering his unique view of himself, arresting this guy to bring him to justice, Zhuang Bufan can even think of his troubled life in the future.

Zhuang Bufan shook his head at Xiqi frantically, and his decisive attitude even surprised this guy a little, and he looked at it helplessly for a long time and finally said a word to him.

"Then please become the person in charge of Z City~ You can't refuse this, right?"

Looking at Xiqi's disrespectful eyes, as if he was looking at an abandoned house, Zhuang Bufan agreed.

"The head of the region? What's that? Sounds like a nuisance? ”

After a long absence, in Saitama's house, Zhuang Bu Fangenos Saitama and the three of them sat around and enjoyed hot pot.

"It's the kind of troublesome errand you imagine, you have to report to the headquarters every week on the stability of the area, and you have to calm the mood of the people in your city.

I even have to coordinate the activities of the heroes in the region, and help apply for benefits if necessary..."

Zhuang Bufan sandwiched a piece of yellow throat, and with his unremitting efforts, the tasting range of the hot pot group finally began to develop in the direction of Chinese hot pot.

"It sounds like it's troublesome to death, but it really doesn't fit the character of a lazy dog like you~"

Saitama just learned this new word from Zhuang Bufan's mouth, and now he has to take it out and use it if he has nothing to do, which makes Zhuang Bufan very painful, because he perfectly meets the standard of using the two words.

"Because of this, among the S-class heroes, only the Otaku dog of the Police Dog Man was named the head of the region.

The heads of some cities aren't even A-rank heroes, they're just some B-class and C-class guys..."

Zhuang Bufan poured bitter water while eating, but found that Saitama seemed to be thinking about something.

Touching his shiny head, he looked at Zhuang Bufan carefully.

"You just said that the head of the district has the obligation to help the heroes in their area apply for benefits, right~"

Saitama said amiably to Zhuang Bufan.

"That's true, that's right~ Wait! What do you want to do? ”

Zhuang Bufan was the slightest aware of Saitama's malice, and vigilantly questioned his thoughts.

"Can you report the money for the hot pot materials?"

"Dismissed!"

Thinking of the number of reports to be submitted to apply for funding, Zhuang Bufan decisively rejected Saitama's proposal.

"I can't let people think I'm using the public for personal gain!" I also took Saitama very seriously and pulled out such a sentence that seemed to be a principle.

"It's still a lazy dog after all."

……

"Mr. Zhuang Bufan, I don't know what level of strength you have reached now?"

After cleaning up the mess of the hot pot banquet, Genos, who had not spoken, asked Zhuang Bufan about his current strength in the first thing he said when he saw him.

"Can't you analyze it?" Zhuang Bufan looked at Genos with a confused face.

He knew that there seemed to be something like a high-heat imaging radar in this carrot's head, and he had been able to accurately confirm his combat power before.

"Testing radar can be extremely accurate in estimating the strength of a master, and I'm not sure I'm getting the data right now.

Anyway, in less than a month, the strength has increased several times, and it is really unrealistic~"

After saying this, the two of them looked at Saitama who was lying on the floor and playing a game console.

Zhuang Bufan is probably a little more aware of this guy's growth rate than Genos.

In the radio drama, this invincible pervert is just an understatement of the punch, killing himself yesterday in seconds.

This kind of strength growth rate is much more terrifying than this inexplicable golden finger.

However, Genos wanted to know if it was definitely not this kind of answer, and after thinking about it carefully, he still felt that he should not tell him how his strength had grown rapidly in a short period of time.

"How can I tell you... In short, even if I am in a state without transformation now, I am better than Xiaojie~"

After all, Genos is not even in G4 form now.

"But you can't replicate the way I grew up~ In a sense, it's even more than your Saitama-sensei's hundred push-ups..."

"Hey, hey! Do you know how painful it is to do 100 push-ups a day and not be able to turn on the air conditioner?

It's not as simple as you say! ”

Saitama sat up in a rare place and argued with Zhuang Bufan.

Genos looked at the two arguing with each other, and the desire to become stronger in his heart was a little heavier