Night falls, and twilight fills the air.

Yongan County is lit up.

Mingyue Tower is the most brightly lit, standing in the dark night, as if standing out from the crowd.

Fifth floor.

Inside Yang Yan'er's boudoir.

The servant girl Xiaoyue was waiting on the side, carefully grooming and dressing her.

Yang Yan'er looked at the bronze mirror and felt sorry for herself.

"I don't know if I can be a few years younger, and after people are old, there will be no big battle like today."

Xiaoyue was very clever, her eyes rolled, and she whispered in a shrill voice: "Miss's skin is pink, different from ordinary people, and she will be young forever, those stinky men salivate, and they can only look at it from a distance to satisfy their hunger." ”

Hee-hee...... Yang Yan'er was overjoyed: "You little girl, you have honey on your mouth, and you say everything good." ”

Xiaoyue said seriously: "Miss, you are good to Yue'er in Mingyue Building, Yue'er naturally hopes that you can be beautiful forever, so that Yue'er can serve you forever." ”

Yang Yan'er looked at Xiaoyue in the bronze mirror, glared dotingly, and asked, "Have you ever seen that little princess?" ”

Xiaoyue lowered her voice and said, "I see, there are seven or eight people who came with my colleagues in the yamen, and they are sitting in the private room on the second floor.

Miss, are you excited? Yue'er saw that he was dumbfounded, so she looked left and right when she came in, seeing more scenery than other sisters, I am afraid that she is not a person who often visits Fengyue Field.

The mind is not lively, Yue'er is worried that the young lady will be snubbed by him. ”

"Alright, as long as he can come, I have a way to make him lively."

Xiaoyue was worried: "Then what if he can't answer and is answered by other sons?" ”

"Sister, I have my own clever plan, you go out and help me keep an eye on it."

Xiaoyue covered the decorative box, put it aside, squatted at Yang Yan'er, and said, "Miss, I'll go out first, you can call me if you have something." ”

"Hmmm! Go ahead and don't forget to close the door. ”

……

Lu Chengfeng picked up the wine glass and knocked it lightly on the table, and said: "Brothers, I will drink openly today, if you don't get drunk, you won't return, Lao Tzu is a martial artist, and he can't say sour words, so he will do it first as a respect." ”

After speaking, he raised his head and drank it all.

The rest of the people did the same.

Putting down the wine glass, Lu Chengfeng shouted: "Damn, the brothel discriminates against us martial artists, what kind of couplet, if you have the ability to hold a martial arts competition, Lao Tzu can fucking pay for the month." ”

Xiao Li retorted: "Boss, you don't understand this, Fengyue places need poetry to compose music, no one wants to watch martial artists play martial arts in this kind of delicate place, and show off guns and sticks, after the lights are turned off, just show it to the girl." ”

Xiao Li uses martial arts to be romantic, and the end is very appropriate.

Lu Chengfeng laughed and scolded with a smile: "I didn't expect you to be a fucking clever ghost, and the stick is also appropriate." ”

Liu Chengyong stopped doing it and said: "Boss, on the way here just now, you told us not to speak foul language, you are good, mother, Lao Tzu keeps talking, it is insulting." ”

Syllable!

Yoo Sung-yong got a guy on the back of the head.

Liu Chengyong was anxious and said, "Boss, why do you always beat me." ”

Lu Chengfeng said: "You will always hold on to your boss's mistakes, who will you beat if you don't beat you?" ”

The crowd rejoiced.

There is nothing wrong with what Lu Chengfeng said, Liu Chengyong is the least good at being a man.

Hitting him made him remember it for a long time.

After beating Liu Chengyong, Lu Chengfeng asked: "Who can come up with the pair outside?" ”

Liu Chengyong still wanted to ask, but swallowed back the words to his mouth.

Lu Chengfeng raised his hand, Liu Chengyong held his head in both hands and said, "Boss, I didn't speak, I won't speak anymore, you can spare me." ”

Lu Chengfeng smiled and said, "If there is a fart, let it go." ”

Liu Chengyong straightened up and said, "I just want to ask what is written on it." ”

Lu Chengfeng's eyes widened, and he asked, "I don't know this?" Dare to visit a brothel? Hurry up and copy the laws and regulations of the Great Cadre a hundred times. ”

"Boss...... This ......"

Then.

Xu Moyan spoke.

"It is the upper couplet of a couplet, which reads: The fog locks the mountain, the mountain locks the fog, and asks for the lower couplet."

Colleagues seem to have forgotten that Xu Moyan is a Confucian and Taoist product.

Lu Chengfeng asked, "Will you be linked?" ”

This question has a double meaning.

First, it's better not to be right, everyone is out of place to play sticks, and it looks out of place when they come out.

Second, Yang Yan'er is the best Oiran in Fengyue Place, everyone covets it, is it appropriate for you to go alone?

Xu Moyan smiled awkwardly, waved his hand again and again, and said, "Boss, I won't." ”

Lu Chengfeng had a smile on his face, and everyone was drinking.

In fact, they are not bad in nature.

Half an hour passed, and no one came out with the next couplet.

Then.

A voice sounded in the field: "But there is a son named Xu Moyan, please show up." ”

Everyone was shocked and looked at the stage on the first floor.

I saw a woman in Tsing Yi holding her hair in a bun, looking like a scholar, standing in the middle of the stage, shouting Xu Moyan's name.

"Here we are!"

Lu Chengfeng raised his hand at the girl, indicating that Xu Moyan was here.

Xu Moyan hated Lu Chengfeng for betraying him, so he could only get up and stand at the fence.

The woman said to Xu Moyan, "Please couplet." ”

Xu Moyan waved his hand again and again, and said: "Thanks to the love, this coupling is profound, and there is no absolute, which disappointed the girl." ”

With that, he sat down again.

Lu Chengfeng did not forget to say to the woman on the stage: "We are all martial artists, we don't know how to be right, I hope that the owner of Mingyue Mansion can hold a martial arts competition, and we will go all out." ”

There was a burst of laughter from the scene.

The faces of my colleagues were hot, and they wanted to find a crack in the ground to get into, and they were slandered...... Don't go out and say I'm in the same unit as you.

Then.

The woman walked into the private room with a tray, cleared a space on the table, handed the pen to Xu Moyan, and said, "Childe, please!" ”

This is coming hard.

"Can't you write it?"

"Miss named Zhao, Qi, Wang, Li, and Xu as five sons to oppose them, and I hope that the sons will not thin Miss's face."

Xu Moyan's face was flushed, so he could only take the pen and sway it on the paper at will.

Less.

The next link jumped on the paper.

He just wrote a few words casually, but the words didn't reach the point, and they weren't down.

Fortunately, his colleagues couldn't read it and didn't know what he was writing.

Xu Moyan always thought about Mr. Peng's warning, and did not want to cause trouble here.

After the woman left, everyone asked, "What did you write?" ”

"yes, tell me, what did you write?"

Xu Moyan lowered his voice and said, "I wrote that Wufu came to play with sticks. ”

After saying that, the hall burst into laughter.

Straight praise acquiess that there is a level.

While they were playing and laughing, the golden bell struck.

Another couplet fell from the dome, writing: Heaven and water and tail water and sky.

The name of the inscription is Xu Moyan.

Then.

The woman's voice sounded again: "Xu Moyan Xu Gongzi made a couplet, and got the opportunity to spend a good night with Miss Yang Yan'er, Xu Gongzi, please upstairs." ”

All colleagues couldn't believe that this was true, and looked at Xu Moyan in a daze.

Xu Mo couldn't argue, spread his hands, and could only say: "What I wrote is definitely not this sentence, do you believe it or not." ”

After saying that, he fled the scene and went up to the fifth floor.

Lu Chengfeng touched his face, opened his crotch to look at the mainstay, and asked his colleague: "Where am I and him?" ”