Chapter 100: The Reason for Being Single for Twenty-Eight Years
"How big is this?"
Xiao Longjuan sat on Zhuang Bufan's shoulder and couldn't help but complain, only to see that she casually pinched to death a group of spirits attacking them.
Then he was bored and hammered Zhuang Bufan's bear head with his little hands irritably.
Frankly speaking, after seeing that the little dragon scroll with limited strength can still easily pinch a group of ghosts and monsters, Zhuang Bufan said that his blood pressure is a little high now.
"I don't know... But I think it's pretty much the same.
After all, I've been walking for four or five hours, and I should soon be able to see the boss guarding the bottom of the pass. ”
Zhuang Bufan responded honestly to the words of this violent lady, in fact, the idea of sitting on Zhuang Bufan's shoulder came from Xiao Longjuan's own idea.
Zhuang Bufan, who claims to be the brother-in-law of Tatsumaki, but has actually become her loyal servant, has only one way to agree with Lord Tatsumaki's opinion.
Fortunately, it is a wonderful thing to be sat on the shoulders of a delicate and petite beautiful girl.
Of course, if the little dragon roll is not wearing heavy autumn pants at this time, but directly bare legs like usual.
That Zhuang Bufan might be more proactive and make this suggestion in front of the dragon scroll.
It's really shooting yourself in the foot.
Thinking that the autumn pants were brought in on his own initiative, Zhuang Bufan secretly hated the root of his teeth.
"Lolicon! Look what that is."
The green jade of the small tornado pointed to a high mountain ahead.
I saw that on the mountain peak, the lotus flowers were stacked shadows, the auspicious clouds were all over the sky, looking upwards, the Buddha's light was shining, and there was a faint actinic flying dragon, flickering among them.
"A boss with this kind of aura is definitely not a fuel-efficient lamp"
Zhuang Bufan relied on his many years of RPG experience, and he was very sure that it was the lair of the big boss.
The little dragon snorted coldly, and it didn't seem that he thought that the boss could cause him any trouble.
Zhuang Bufan walked over with the tornado to take a look, and found that the lotus leaves on the mountain peak were different from the plants in the other layers of secret realms in the cave, and they would shatter when touched.
And the real lotus lotus platform just floats in the air, and I don't know how it grows.
Zhuang Bufan tried to pinch some egg-yolk auspicious clouds again, which were soft and smooth, and the feel was so good that he suspected that he was pinching the little belly of the stupid fox.
It's a pity that a little bit of force will turn into a cloud of smoke, and it can't be used as a step at all.
"That's... Miss, can you get down from me first?"
"No way!"
This place is terribly cold, so it's still warmer next to you, the big meat bear, and they're already sitting on it anyway, so I don't want to come down~
Our Lord Tatsumaki directly rejected Zhuang Bufan's request.
"But then I can't fly up... But if you don't mind, I can carry you up in a different position. ”
Saying that, Zhuang Bufan was about to start transforming, but was ruthlessly stopped by the little dragon scroll.
"Don't be a birdman! Although you guy is a little annoying, it's still quite comfortable to be on the human sofa.
After becoming a birdman, the only value you can exist is gone! ”
The little tornado ruthlessly tongue to the point
"Then what do you say, or why don't you just use your telekinesis to carry me up"
This guy can't be intentional, right? Knowing that your body has a strange mental resistance, do you still want to say it to annoy me?
Xiao Longjuan stared at Zhuang Bufan carefully, and after a while, he realized that this guy was really just complaining.
"Don't! You're too fat, it's going to be exhausting to lift you up," Tatsumaki said with a calm look in his eyes and a little disgust
You scold again?!
Although Zhuang Bufan wanted to answer Xiao Longjuan like this, considering the difference in strength between the two, he still forcibly swallowed this sentence back.
Really, it's like a joke for her to drag a meteorite or something by herself, so she needs to despise herself so much?
"It's not going to work, that's not going to work, we can't stay here all the time, can we?"
After saying this, Zhuang Bufan felt that something was not right.
I saw that the little dragon scroll changed from the original calm with a little contempt in his eyes to a very shocked look at the mentally retarded.
"You... Tell me I can't fly with telekinesis until now!! ”
"It's all said, the ability to resist the earth and the wind are all ...... of transformation."
"Alright, alright... It's my fault to have expectations of your IQ.,I'm sorry.,Mentally retarded lolicon"
Well...... The strange salutation has become longer
Zhuang Bufan didn't answer, and Xiao Longjuan continued
"I watched you when you manipulated the storm.
At that time, the telekinesis you displayed was no less than that of an A-level telepath... And this feeling has not changed with the change of form.
Although you are still a trash fish among miscellaneous fish, and there is no way to compare with me, you can still do such things as floating in the air. ”
"Not weaker than the standard of telekinesis of A-rank heroes...... Blowing snow? ”
In addition to the tornado, the only one who can reach the A level in the Hero Association is the only one who can reach the A-level mental power level.
But she doesn't usually fly, so flying with mental power may be a very difficult skill, and I don't know if I can learn it.
After the guidance of Lord Tatsumaki and Zhuang Bufan's hard practice, he finally learned the basic use of telekinesis under the constant taunts and flesh palm attacks of the little dragon scroll.
"It only took me less than an hour to learn how to use telekinesis, but I am indeed a peerless genius like no other."
Little Dragon looked at the guy in front of him, and his mind had to admire his inexplicable self-confidence.
"Now that you've learned how to use telekinesis, hurry up and complete your mission as a mount, I really don't have a conscious attitude at all..."
I knew that this guy had such a poisonous mouth, and when he was in trouble, he should really make it difficult for her.
Zhuang Bufan glanced at the commanding little dragon scroll on his shoulder, and his heart was full of some evil thoughts.
"Seat up, I'm going to fly~"
After that, Zhuang Bufan exuded a faint white light up and down his body, and the fluff on his body began to flutter, but he still didn't want to take off at all.
What's going on? Normally, this shouldn't happen! Could it be that telekinesis resistance is also effective for myself? It's not scientific!
"How much weight can you lift now with your mental strength alone?" Xiao Longjuan saw that Zhuang Bufan had spent a long time on his strength, and asked after thinking for a while.
"About a ton, what's wrong?"
"How many kilograms do you weigh now?"
Zhuang Bufan didn't answer Xiao Longjuan's question this time, but his body suddenly stiffened, and then pretended not to hear and turned his head away.
"Sure enough, you're too fat!"
……
In the end, Zhuang Bufan transformed into the form of a gale, carrying a small tornado, and flew towards the top of the auspicious clouds.
"Anyway, don't you really hate this form of mine? Why are you lying on my back? ”
Boom!
An air cannon with compressed air exploded on Zhuang Bufan's skull, accompanied by the sound of a small tornado.
"You have to take care of it! Lolicon!! ”
Sure enough, it is not for nothing that Tatsunaki has been single for twenty-eight years.
"You used to control the wind, isn't the land quite neat?"