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"Look!"
I saw Ah Hui click on his photo album, and what caught his eye was the video he took at Wang Xiaohuan's house, and at the beginning it was Ah Hui's big face plate, which scared us.
"? What a wickedness this is! ”
Duan Yiyuan turned his head without seeing it.
"It's me! That's not the point, you see! ”
As the camera slowly pulled in, we saw that Ah Hui actually photographed Wang Xiaohuan's bedroom.
"Hey, you're perverted!"
Song Xiaowan looked at Ah Hui with disgust and said.
"No, look!"
The picture shown in the next shot shocked us, only to see Wang Xiaohuan and a boy slowly appear in the camera, and this boy is none other than Liu Jiawei, who is often targeted by Wang Xiaohuan in our class, and at this moment he and Wang Xiaohuan are doing indescribable things.
"Damn, 666!"
I exclaimed and sighed, this melon is too big, Wang Xiaohuan and Liu Jiawei still have a leg? If this video is circulated, it won't be enough to ruin her reputation?
"Dick is not dick! I'll just say it's not me! ”
Ah Hui laughed proudly after speaking, while Duan Yiyuan, who was standing next to me, frowned.
"What's wrong, Yuanyuan?"
I asked Duan Yiyuan with a little confusion.
"No, the gray is not the point, this is not the point, go back a little, zoom in, here it is, you see!"
We followed Duan Yiyuan's adjusted mobile phone screen to look, and saw a statue of a god standing on the bedroom table in a flash.
"Holy, what is this?"
The idol in the picture is extremely ugly, unrecognizable, with untidy facial features, a hawk's beak on its mouth, one eye closed, and its fangs turned outward, three heads and six arms, and each arm holds various organs in the human body, including the heart, ears, mouth, nose, and so on......
"It's an evil god statue."
Duan Yiyuan looked worriedly at the twenty-seventh floor where the lights were on. And when I saw this evil god statue, I couldn't help but shudder.
And Ah Hui saw that several of us were worried about this sudden evil god statue, so he said to us with relief.
"Whatever! If she loves to worship evil gods, she will worship them! It's none of our business! When the time comes, something will really happen, let her beg us! ”
"That's right! Okay, okay, now that we've got it, let's go, I want to sleep! ”
Song Xiaowan stood up and stretched, and Duan Yiyuan, who was beside me, also listened to Ah Hui's advice, and then the three of us left Wang Xiaohuan's community, and after a few simple pigeon complaints, we went back to our respective schools.
And when she was in class the next day, Wang Xiaohuan's dark circles were dark and deep, seeing this scene, Ah Hui recalled the exciting picture he took last night and couldn't help but make fun of her.
"Teacher, what's wrong with you? Why are dark circles so heavy? Did you stay up late last night to correct your homework? ”
Ah Hui's eyes glanced at Liu Jiawei not far away after finishing speaking, and he was also yawning at this time, it seems that last night, these two people were really tired!
"yes, you made a big mistake in your homework last night, and I wasn't mad yet!"
Wang Xiaohuan also pretended to be angry, and scolded our class, especially when it came to Liu Jiawei, Wang Xiaohuan was full of fire and abused, and all the unpleasant words were used, and Song Xiaowan and I, as insiders, didn't say anything, which is the so-called provoking the fire.
"You bully me during the day, and I bully you at night."
Ah Hui gritted his back molars and popped out these words from his mouth, and he was dubbing Liu Jiawei who was reprimanded by Wang Xiaohuan on the podium.
……
As the bell rang for the last class at noon, the class, which was still lifeless just now, was suddenly full of vitality, as the so-called dry meal was not active, and there was a problem with thinking, and Ah Hui and I walked to the door of the cafeteria early ten minutes before the end of the last class, but we were not allowed to enter......
"What are you two doing? Before class ends, come over for dinner? Get out and get out! ”
The cafeteria aunt pushed the two of us, and her apron stained with vegetable soup happened to touch Ah Hui's school uniform, and suddenly Ah Hui's school uniform became an oily piece.
"Damn, auntie is not fair, so why can the teacher eat it in advance!"
Ah Hui pointed to the teachers who were feasting in the window, and a sense of unhappiness suddenly came to his heart.
"They can come and eat in advance if they don't have class, and when they finish eating, you can come back to eat after class!"
The cafeteria aunt was about to close the cafeteria door as she spoke, but who knows, Ah Hui blocked the door with his body with a side step.
"Aren't we fucking their leftovers?"
I summed it up in my heart,, it's really true, their teacher came to eat in advance, and beat all the dishes, aren't we just eating their leftovers?
When the cafeteria aunt saw Ah Hui say this, she immediately became angry, and she was about to push Ah Hui out, and seeing that the movement on our side was getting bigger and bigger, the teachers who were sitting inside to eat also looked at us, and at this moment, a man in a suit and leather shoes walked not far from the cafeteria, I looked up, isn't this the teaching director!
"Let them in, Sister Sun, what are you doing, squeeze the students out again!"
After the dean finished speaking, he pushed open the door and motioned for Ah Hui and me to come in, while Sister Sun, who was only stunned, stayed where she was, I guess she was thinking so at the moment.
"I'm grass, isn't this a rule you set? Why are you blaming me now? ”
……
Ah Hui and I sat down at the dean's table after dinner, and before we could speak, the dean slowly spoke.
"You two are really a nuisance!"
"Oh, why did the director say that,"
When the teaching director heard me say this, the cauliflower that was just sent into his mouth almost choked him to death, and just when he was coughing, Song Xiaowan, who was hiding outside the door, also slipped in quietly at this moment.
"Hey, hey, don't eat, let's go eat outside, there are retort cakes sold outside!"
Song Xiaowan squatted on the ground and dragged the corners of the two of us' clothes, originally she wanted to sit next to us with a swagger, but when she saw that it was the teaching director in front of us, she suddenly wilted like a frosted eggplant.
"Director, you eat slowly, if it's enough, it's all for you!"
Seeing this, I gave the food in the bowl to the dean in front of me, and Ah Hui did the same.
"And mine, Director!"
Then the three of us slipped away from the school cafeteria, and in the distance, we could still hear the sound of the dean scolding my mother.
"Look! There it is! ”
We looked in the direction of Song Xiaowan's finger, and saw a small stall not far away selling hot cakes, and the queue in front of us was also full of traffic at this moment.
", go crazy, eat a cake chop with so many people!"
Ah Hui cast an incomprehensible look at the endless queue of people to buy retort cakes, we were originally ready to go back to school when we saw so many people, but we still couldn't stand Song Xiaowan's soft grinding and hard bubbles, so we queued up for half an hour to buy retort cakes.
"Your cake, take it, be careful to burn it!"
Song Xiaowan happily took the steaming cake from the vendor, while Ah Hui whispered in my ear in a mysterious whisper.
"See, the big brother who sells retort cakes has a scorpion tattooed on his hand! I guess it's not a good person, what if it's poisoned! ”
"You're insane, and you're a bad guy with tattoos? What age is this! ”
I looked at Ah Hui speechlessly, and I also noticed the tattoo on the vendor's arm at this moment, the tattoo is indeed a scorpion, this scorpion tattoo is real and vivid, it seems that this vendor is still quite tasteful!
"What are you two rat brains talking about?"
Song Xiaowan looked at us vigilantly, and at this time, I saw an afterimage flashing, and before I could come to my senses, there was a ghost crying wolf howl.
"It's so hot, hot, hot, hot!!"
It turned out that the afterimage just now was Ah Hui holding the retort cake in the plastic bag with his hand, but he was greatly hurt by the retort cake that had just come out of the pot!
"Poof, hahaha, are you, are you, haha, idiot, no, I have a stomachache when I laugh!"
Song Xiaowan looked at Ah Hui's embarrassed appearance and laughed out loud while holding his stomach, while Ah Hui looked at his hands that were burned red by the cake, and then burst into tears.
"Here, Wang Kun, don't catch this fool with your hands!"
Song Xiaowan handed me the cake in her hand, and I waved my head to say that I would not eat it, while Song Xiaowan asked why the girl died.
"He's allergic to jujubes! I eat! ”
Ah Hui stuffed the last bite of cake in his hand into his mouth, and took the new piece in Song Xiaowan's hand and feasted on it.
The afternoon classes were boring, Ah Hui and I slept all afternoon, and when we got to the recess, Song Xiaowan would come over and chat with us, and the cycle went over and over again, and the afternoon was just like that, and in the evening when we were studying at night, Ah Hui and I started the mode of honoring our ancestors and playing games.
"Let's go back to the dormitory! Look, I've got a piece of cake hidden, and now I'm hungry and I'm going to eat it, you know? ”
Ah Hui looked at me with great wisdom and foolishness, as if he wanted me to surrender to his wisdom, while I regarded him as a village keeper.
"You're not afraid to eat so much and push you up!"
"No, no, you just envy my brother, envy my brother is smart, understand?"
Later, Ah Hui and I swam back to the dormitory in the quintessence of each other, and as soon as we entered the dormitory, our two roommates had already returned.
In front of the picture, the student of the second class of art next door, he wears a pair of glasses every day and looks polite, but his face is yellow and white, like a person who has just recovered from a serious illness, all this is completely because of his special hobby, D Guan, so he is nicknamed, Brother Guan.
Wei article, the name is polite, right? I thought so too, but I was also shocked when I saw him for the first time, because he had a strong body of muscles and a big man of 1.85 meters, his dark skin contrasted sharply with his white teeth, but there was a timid heart hidden under his fierce appearance. He was originally a student of Xi'an Sports College and came to our school for exchange study.
As soon as we entered the dormitory, we saw Wei Wenwen comforting Zhang Tu, who was sitting on a stool crying.
"Brother Guan, what's wrong with you?"
Ah Hui and I walked towards the two of them with some confusion, and Zhang Tuqian slowly raised his head when he saw us coming back, only to see that his face was blue and swollen, blue and purple.
"What's wrong with you? You're still fighting with others! ”
I was a little surprised to look at the picture in front of me, in my impression he was not the one who caused trouble, but the wound on his face was obviously beaten!
"Woo, I went to sell discs on the second road today, and then the man asked me if the discs were serious, I said that they were very serious, and he was very happy to buy them, and then after he went back to watch them, he took a taxi back and beat me up, woo."
Zhang Tu sobbed and pressed the remote control in his hand, only to see the disc running slowly, and what was immediately presented on the TV was the picture of the news broadcast!
"Seriously, if it were me, you probably wouldn't be able to come back!"
Ah Hui patted the face in front of the picture comfortingly, and I was silently glad that he was just beaten.
"It's okay, in front of the picture, he doesn't like to watch news broadcasts, you sell him the animal world next time, brothers, are you right!"
Wei Wenwen looked at me and Ah Hui on the bed with a sincere expression, and sure enough, Dasha is still Dasha.
After the last game crystal was pushed off by the other side, my mentality was shattered.
"Don't fight, sleep!"
I was lying on the bed tossing and turning, but I just couldn't sleep, and at this moment I couldn't help muttering in my heart, grandma's, that wave shouldn't have started the dragon, it's all to blame on my teammate Taier! Just when I was complaining, I found that Brother Guan's quilt on the opposite bed was actually moving rapidly, good guy, I was beaten today, reward myself what's wrong.
"Tube..."
Just when I wanted to call Zhang Tuqian, there was a violent vibration from Ah Hui's bed sleeping under me, accompanied by the creaking sound of the iron frame bed, I seriously suspected that Ah Hui was also acting as a reward brother, so I poked my head out and secretly looked underground.
And at this moment, suddenly out of nowhere came a flute sound, the flute sound was delicate and meandering, but it was a little sad. Just when I was still intoxicated by the sound of the flute, Ah Hui in the lower bunk didn't know when he was already standing in the middle of the dormitory, and at this moment his body was standing straight, and the moonlight hit his face without showing the breath of a living person, I noticed that Ah Hui's eyes were glowing green at the moment.
"Ugh."
Ah Hui slowly opened his mouth and made a uh-ah sound, only to see him twitch his nose quickly, as if he was inhaling yang qi to determine the position of the person, and when I saw this, I immediately covered my mouth and nose, and Ah Hui slowly touched the side of the bed in front of Zhang Tu, who was rewarding himself.