Chapter Ninety-Four: All Burned
"The Boar Demon is here! The Boar Demon is coming! ”
Eunuch Bao shouted desperately, I have to say that his voice is really good, even heartbreaking and comfortable, but unfortunately he is a eunuch who is neither male nor female.
His fat body was rolling in the mud, and he couldn't get up, his hands were scratching, and it seemed that there were monsters everywhere, and it seemed that his whole body had been bitten by monsters.
Call!
Another gust of wind struck, leaving his crotch cold and empty.
In an instant, regret, anxiety, and fear of any negative emotions came to him, and he only thought of one thought: "No matter what, if you let me go back, you can be a eunuch in the next life." ”
For some reason, he actually thought of the hotbed nephrite in his heart, knowing that it was not the time to think about this, but he thought of it.
The one or two hundred people who followed the Heavenly Master, saw the Bao Eunuch rolling down in the mud, and heard his voice again, everyone was frightened and stunned, and they didn't know what to do, they just looked at the Heavenly Master.
Gong Taiqing and Bottle'er were fluttering, standing in the wind, their faces were still so indifferent, giving everyone infinite comfort.
Call!
Suddenly, the dirt on the road rolled into a yellow dragon, sticking to the ground and attacking Gong Taiqing, Gong Taiqing's sleeves waved slightly, and the yellow mud scattered, splashing the treasure eunuch with mud all over his mouth.
"Colorless Viewer! I want my Yunzhou Su Li to have no grudges with you in the past, no enmity today, but along the way, you have harmed me everywhere, and I will fight with you today to the death! ”
I saw a tall young man with angry eyes and scattered hair, dressed in white, walking in the wind, swiping with his left hand and waving his right palm.
Boom!
The good mountain dirt road actually split a two-meter-deep crack for him, which spread to Gong Taiqing's feet.
"You...... You are Yunzhou Su Li, you are a human and not a demon! I know you! ”
Eunuch Bao heard Su Li's name and knew what kind of person he was, so he had no fear in his heart and had strength.
"Hurry up, are you dead! Hurry up and help me up! ”
The four panicked little eunuchs finally came to their senses and hurriedly ran over to help Eunuch Bao up.
"Fatty, who are you?"
"I am the emperor's father-in-law!"
Eunuch Bao finally stood up, although his mouth was full of mud, after all, in the face of the living, his arrogance returned.
"Oh, it turned out to be Grandpa Bao! No wonder it's so majestic, I've heard your name in Yunzhou for a long time! ”
"Well, what are you doing here? Why did you shoot at my father-in-law? ”
Eunuch Bao was full of embarrassment, but his voice returned to his usual calmness and majesty.
"Father-in-law Bao, you should have heard, just because I am the second on the list of young phoenixes, this colorless master is not good, and I have been embarrassed, today, I am here to fight to the death with her, come to have a good time, the so-called Wen Wu first, Wu Wu second, but look at me and her who is the first young phoenix!"
Call!
As soon as Su Li finished speaking, his body shook, and he slapped Gong Taiqing again, his face was hideous, and he looked like he was going to fight hard.
Gong Taiqing still danced lightly with his sleeves, and then dissolved Su Li's attack, Su Li had already arrived beside her, and with a thought, he raised his right foot and kicked the bottle on the buttocks.
"Ahh
The bottle scolded, was kicked and flew three meters away, and fell on a small mound, very embarrassed.
Su Li breathed a sigh of relief and said in his heart: "It turns out that this guy is not made of wood!" ”
"Su Li!" Eunuch Bao saw that Su Li had made a move on the girl next to Gong Taiqing, although he was also happy in his heart, but after all, he had to take care of the scene, and his voice was much sharper.
"You are also a scholar, and you also want to get fame, don't you listen to your father-in-law's words!"
Su Li seemed to be frightened by the word "fame", and said in a low voice: "How does Father-in-law Bao command?" Could it be that Su Li let her be bullied? ”
"Today, Gong Tianshi is out to eliminate the demon guard, you can't make trouble, if there is anything, we will solve it after today!"
"Good!" Su Li agreed quickly, and said proudly: "Listen, although this is Yezhou, but my Yunzhou people are not bullied at will, today is to give a face to the father-in-law, but also to give a face, please give me Su Li to testify, Su Li and the colorless view of the Lord are incompatible, and they will definitely decide life and death in the future!" ”
Eunuch Bao was very satisfied with Su Li's words, and he could show his majesty, but he didn't know that he had already become a witness to Su Li's life and death with the colorless view.
"Master Gong, hurry up and do it."
There was a scene just now, although it was a false alarm, Eunuch Bao also felt physically and mentally tired, and just wanted to end it early, go back early, lie in the comfortable bed, and have a little eunuch massage himself.
Gong Taiqing didn't speak, she didn't know how to speak, she took the peachwood sword from the bottle covered in mud, and there were words in her mouth, and the tip of the peachwood sword drew a few talismans in the air.
Su Li looks like it, it seems that there is something really going on, more real than the modern Ninth Uncle's.
Gong Taiqing burned a few talismans, "The wild boar in front has already been subdued, so burn it." After speaking, he didn't bother to pay attention to everyone, and took the bottle and floated away.
"Why are you still stunned, didn't the Heavenly Master say that the wild boar goblin in front has been subdued, hurry up and burn it to prevent future troubles!"
At the urging of Eunuch Bao, his entourage immediately ran in the direction pointed out by Gong Taiqing.
After a while, a group of entourages ran back and reported breathlessly:
"Father-in-law Bao, there is indeed a wild boar hole in front, and a litter of wild boars has just died, but there are more than ten or twenty men there, pushing several cars, putting all the wild boars on the car, saying that they will take them to Zhongzhou to sell, and they will not let us burn them."
"How can this be true? Could it be that in Yezhou, Bao's words are useless! ”
Eunuch Bao just wanted to go back as soon as possible, the more so, the more impatient, he couldn't take care of a lot, with the support of the little eunuch, he walked directly to the wild boar cave, and the one or two hundred people who accompanied him, I heard that the wild boar goblin was really killed, how could there be no reason not to see the excitement, they all followed behind.
Sure enough, in the wild boar forest, three cars were parked next to a wild boar hole that had been cut into loess piles, and I don't know what was put on the car and covered it with hay, and even seven or eight wild boars of all sizes were placed on it.
"The man in front, I am the father-in-law of Zhongzhou, and now I am here to get rid of the demon, the wild boar in your car is the demon, we are going to set it on fire!"
"It turned out to be Father-in-law Bao, and we strangers also know it!"
The first man bowed and laughed, "It's just Father-in-law, everything in the car is going to be sent to Zhongzhou, and it can't be burned!" ”
"I said I could burn it! Don't give me nonsense! You can't afford to procrastinate! ”
"Father-in-law Bao, this ......"
The man's face showed a sad expression, "Father-in-law Bao, you know, we are also acting on orders, we dare not disobey your orders, but we also have a master, more than a hundred people here testify to us, it is Father-in-law Bao who wants to burn the things we sent to Zhongzhou, not the villain who does it himself, if so, if you want to come to my master, you can't blame us, after all, in Yezhou, Bao's father-in-law's words, who dares not to listen." ”
"Alright! It was Bao's father-in-law who said he wanted to burn it! ”
"Did Father-in-law Bao say that he was going to burn the things that our Shadow Village sent to Zhongzhou?"
"How can you be so verbose! It's my father-in-law who said he wanted to burn it! ”
"Then ask Grandpa Bao to order your people to burn, we are not so bold!"
"Come on, burn the car to me! Clean! All burned! ”