Chapter Seventy-Six: Take Off His Pants

This also made Feng Zhibai more sure that Yanan and the fox demon really had no intersection, let alone knew the existence of the other party.

Han Dongping is also really awesome!

Let's not say that his eight characters are hard enough.

Speaking of him alone, he was sandwiched between ghosts and demons, not only was he not afraid, but he could even calmly play with the two of them in the palm of his hand!

It's already very hanging!

And most importantly!

Afterwards, he calmly found Yan Kuan, hoping that Yan Kuan could help him find a gentleman.

Moreover, judging from Han Dongping's mood tonight and his behavior of buying wine and roast chicken.

He's afraid he's really interested in that fox demon.

So much so that now they want to borrow their hands to get rid of Yanan's ghost.

After all, his body is already a little unbearable for both parties.

I have to say that he is also really hardcore.

"What if he is in love with that wild fox?"

Coming out of the study, Chen Xiaodao walked forward with his hands in the same way as Feng Zhibai.

Feng Zhibai let out a speechless sigh: "Please! Then Han Dongping's life is that there are many peach blossoms without a positive fate, and this life is a lonely life, where does true love come from? According to the old man, he has never played with ghosts in his life, and he wants to find a thrill. and the wild fox, Bacheng just wants to use Han Dongping's super hard life to improve his Taoism, or find a master to worship himself to eat and drink, this is full of food and drink, and he can't have some fun when he is full of food and drink. ”

Lust is not just for people.

Walked out of the room.

The two returned to the second-floor hallway.

Chen Xiaodao couldn't help but shake his head when he heard it.

This stimulates the search, and it is estimated that it is enough to blow it for a lifetime.

The probe looked down the hallway on the second floor.

Han Dongping had already been poured onto the table.

Lao Mitou was still holding a wine glass in his hand, pushing Han Dongping and shouting: "Brother, don't sleep!" Get up and keep drinking! This cup, brother respects you! After a long time, it comes out, and it is a cup to drink! Come on, drink! ”

"Drink, I can't drink anymore."

Han Dongping lay on the table, already drunk and waving his hands.

Yan Kuan sat next to them.

He was the only one of them who was still sober.

Seeing that Lao Mitou and Han Dongping were about to lie down, he sighed helplessly and put down the wine glass in his hand.

"Mr. Mi, Dongping."

opened his mouth to call them, but Lao Mitou and Han Dongping ignored him at all.

He shouted again.

"Mr. Mi, Dongping."

"What about the scream, the soul?"

Annoyed by Yan Kuan's shouting, Lao Mitou shook his hand, and the wine in the wine glass was directly sprinkled on Yan Kuan's face.

Yan Kuan closed his eyes tightly, only feeling that his throat was spicy, and suddenly, his neck turned red and began to appear on his face.

On the second floor, Feng Zhibai looked at this little party dish, and disgust arose.

"Alright, almost, let's bring someone up."

"Which one to lift?"

Hearing that he was going to lift someone, Chen Xiaodao grabbed the staircase handle on the second floor, and slid directly down the staircase handle to the first floor with all his strength.

"Which one else can you carry?"

Removing the sun hat, she didn't have a good airway.

"Don't be angry, I'll ask, I'm afraid I'll carry it wrong."

Standing in the living room on the first floor, Chen Xiaodao smiled at Feng Zhibai, and walked to the coffee table with long legs.

Before Yan Kuan and Lao Mitou could react, he put a Hercules rune on his arm with his backhand, and then grabbed it with his hand and lifted Han Dongping who was lying on the table.

"Walk you!"

Hearing Chen Xiaodao speak, the old rice sat up with a bang!

Staggered to his feet, his left eye was sentry, his right eye stood guard and looked at Chen Xiaodao, grabbed his neck with his upper hand, and squirted wildly: "You, you, stinky boy, almost drank me to death!" ”

"It's hard work, lie down and sleep, and we'll take care of the rest."

Staring at the old rice head, he reached out and patted the old rice head on the forehead.

Lao Mi's head stiffened, his eyes rolled, he fell stiffly on the sofa behind him, and fell asleep.

Backhandedly, he took out a huge yellow cloth from the yellow cloth bag and sprinkled it out, and the yellow cloth covered the body of the old rice head.

Probably afraid that he would be ridiculed, he took out cinnabar and drew an edict on the yellow cloth.

Then he pinched the yellow cloth with both hands and stuffed it under the body of the old rice head, and in an instant, the whole person of the old rice head was tightly wrapped in the yellow cloth.

"Sleep, sleep."

Exhaled three words in a daze, and Lao Mi's hair snored.

Yan Kuan rubbed his somewhat sour eyes, and looked at Chen Xiaodao puzzledly: "Mr. Chen, what do you mean?" Why did you get Dongping drunk? ”

Although he only took a few sips of wine, the amount of wine was not good, and he could clearly feel what it was like to be top-heavy at this time.

"You have to ask my grandmother, I'm only responsible for running errands."

He motioned for Yan Kuan to look at Feng Zhibai.

Feng Zhibai put his hands on the fence on the second floor, and when he saw Yan Kuan looking up at her, he grinned and showed an extremely bright smile: "Many things can only be done when you are drunk, if you don't get Han Dongping drunk, what should I do." ”

"Wind, Miss Wind, you, don't go too far! You, a girl, why, why are you so unreserved! ”

Frightened by Feng Zhibai's words, he got up from the sofa and wanted to go to the second floor with the soles of his feet in a circle.

But before I went up, I only felt a pain in the back of my head, and then my eyes went black, my body was planted, and I fainted.

Before closing his eyes, he clearly saw that Feng Zhibai ran behind him from the second floor like a gust of wind!

Don't think about it, he was knocked unconscious.

Feng Zhibai clapped his hands, took out a handkerchief from his waist and wiped the palm that had hit Yan Kuan just now, and stretched out his foot to kick Yan Kuan aside.

"Get in the way."

complained coldly.

Chen Xiaodao carried Han Dongping, and when he saw that Feng Zhibai was not distressed and knocked Yan Kuan unconscious, he couldn't help but sigh: "Wow, grandmother, you are really ruthless!" One second he was very enthusiastic about the Yan Bureau, and the next second he slapped him and disliked people in the way! For the sake of your colleagues for so long, you tell me honestly, do you have multiple personalities? ”

As he spoke, he made his way to the second-floor bedroom.

Before I could take two steps, I felt the pain of being kicked from the back of my buttocks!

"Ahh

He shouted, and even took Han Dongping to the front of the plant.

"Knowing that the old body has multiple personalities, he still forced Lai Lai!"

Putting the handkerchief up, Feng Zhibai hung his eyes, shook his head and stepped over from Chen Xiaodao.

Looking at someone's heels, Chen Xiaodao rubbed his ass aggrievedly, stood up against the wall and muttered, "Why are you so angry, I'm just talking about it." ”

"Tell me about hair? Don't pick people up yet. ”

Glancing back at Chen Xiaodao, Feng Zhibai kicked away Han Dongping, who was still humming and chirping at his feet, and walked straight to the bedroom door, and then opened the bedroom door again.

I've already come in once.

The things in the bedroom are very simple, probably because there is little to live, resulting in little people in the room.

And in the four corners of the room and on the bed, you can still feel the cold atmosphere.

It shows that not long ago, there was something with yin qi lying on this bed.

The bed is for sleeping.

Except for Yanan, I'm afraid that only Han Dongping can lie down.

Glancing at the time on your phone.

It's half past eleven, and it's still more than half an hour before twelve.

With his hands on all the lights in the room, Feng Zhibai motioned for Chen Xiaodao to throw Han Dongping on the bed.

"Throw people on it."

Carrying Han Dongping's collar, Chen Xiaodao rudely threw the person up.

"Mirror."

"Huh."

snorted, took out the yellow cloth bag with his hand, and then handed the mirror he took out to Feng Zhibai: "Here, mirror." ”

"What are you doing for the old body? Give it to him! ”

Looking down at the mirror handed over by Chen Xiaodao, Feng Zhibai's temper came up again.

"To him? Where's the stuff? ”

Turning his head to look at Han Dongping, Chen Xiaodao was a little confused.

I don't think I've seen such a process or spell in the Taoist temple.

"In your arms."

Reminding helplessly.

Chen Xiaodao sighed, climbed into bed and stuffed the mirror from under Han Dongping's clothes into his arms.

"Alright, next step."

Flipping out of bed, he looked at Feng Zhibai very well-behaved.

Feng Zhibai paced back and forth, stretched out his hand and pointed to the four corners of the room: "Light the four corners of the room with incense, tie the red rope to the incense, and then tie the red rope to the four corners of the bed, and paste the exorcism charm on the glass of the room and the door outside." ”

The incense was lit in the four corners of the room so that Yanan could smell the incense.

When a person dies, he eats incense and candles.

Incense is food to them.

It's also a good way to lure them in.

Tie the red rope to the incense, and then tie the red rope to the four corners of the bed, so that the incense ash will fall on the red rope, so that the red rope can be entangled in the mana of those things' feet and bodies.

Incense ash is not just ash, it is also a kind of dharma.

It can also be used against imps.

The high-grade incense ash is the incense ash in the incense burner of the ancestor of the Sanqing Dynasty in the Taoist temple.

No worse than cinnabar.

And the exorcism charm in the room is to prevent Yanan from trying to escape from other places after appearing.

To put it more clearly, it is to catch turtles in urns.

A mirror was placed in Han Dongping's arms so that Yanan could see his dead appearance from the mirror.

Ghosts can be transformed into human faces.

But the mirror can reflect their worst appearance!

Let Yanan see herself in the mirror, and also force her to show her original form in disguise, so as to make her crazy and catch her.

"Okay, and then what?"

Tie the incense and the red rope, and paste all the exorcism charms, Chen Xiaodao asked.

Wiping the ashes on his hands, Feng Zhibai pointed to Han Dongping on the bed and said, "Take off his pants." ”

"Huh? Take off your pants? Is it done taking off? ”

"Or else?"

"Does catching ghosts have anything to do with taking off your pants?"

"Why is it not closed? Yanan is a pervert, she doesn't take off her clothes and only burns incense, can she come? ”

Chen Xiaodao's face darkened.

Reluctantly climbed onto the bed, covered his mouth and nose in disgust, and went to unbutton Han Dongping's pants.

"You're still young, don't look around, be careful of the eye of the long needle."

Squinted at Feng Zhibai and motioned for her to turn her back.

Feng Zhibai shook his hand and turned around honestly: "The old body is not interested in such a little brat, you take it off quickly, hang your pants in front of the villa gate after taking it off, and then put the roast chicken, wine and cigarettes in the living room." ”

"I know why I put wine and cigarettes and roast chicken to attract the wild fox and hang my pants?"

took off Han Dongping's pants with his hands, and took off his pants in a different direction.

"Huh~ This thing is so small."

"What's so small?"

"Huh? No, I said the pants are so small. ”

The upper hand pulled the quilt on one side and casually covered Han Dongping's lower body.

"Pants."

handed the pants to Feng Zhibai.

Feng Zhibai leaned back, and his disgusted look could no longer be hidden: "Take it and take it!" ”