Chapter 005: Li Yi's specialty, specializing in dealing with second-hand feelings

The 2,000-year history of mankind has flown by.

Li Yi only felt that his head was dizzy and his head was swollen.

From the first year of the ephemeris to the year 2022 of the ephemeris, the entire two-thousand-year history, Li Yifang Buddha is a time passerby, and he clearly saw the entire human race from the rise, prosperity, dimensionality reduction, mutation, exile century, the first Long Night War, the long night, the white star, the short three-legged triumph of the blue star, the second Long Night War, the Long Night strong man was expelled, the radiation beast was extremely powerful, and the human race went underground to survive......

The long history has given Li Yi a sense of belonging to this world.

And this also solved one of Li Yi's doubts.

Why is pure food water elevated to such a high status?

Because it's all about mutation and evolution.

If you want to gain strength and not be beastized, you can only use pure food to improve your resistance, so as to maintain human rationality and have extraordinary strength.

No wonder pure food and water are worth so much!

Li Yi looked at his expiring food warehouse, he has so much food and many suppliers, so since then, I am afraid that in the future, his career in the other world will have an unlimited future!

Just as Li Yi was thinking, there was a knock on the door, "Brother Li, are you there?" I'm Ahsan! Open the door! Starving! ”

Li Yi frowned, Ahsan?

Ah Shan can be regarded as Li Yi's hair young, and both of them grew up in orphanages.

The difference is that compared to Li Yi, who looks vicissitudes of life, Ah Shan is very energetic and chic, with a height of 1.88 meters and long flowing hair.

This person comes to money quickly, spends money faster, every time he reaches the end of the month, he will have no money to eat, at this time, he will think of Li Yi, who is difficult to brother, and come to Li Yi to find food, after all, as Li Yi's hair is small, Ah Shan never gives money when he comes here to eat!

Li Yi opened the roller shutter door, and the tall and handsome Ah Shan couldn't wait to rush in, and couldn't stop saying, ", aren't you ventilated here?" What's the gas? Those who know know that you are a food warehouse, and those who don't know think it's a garbage station! ”

Li Yi looked at Ah Shan, and said angrily, "Don't come in if you don't like it, get out of the calf!" ”

Ah Shan smiled, "Doesn't it stink, brother!" Don't be so outrageous! You don't know my cleanliness fetish! You are also white, we are models, we have to have a little cleanliness, whether it is dirty or not, first say dirty, this is a professional habit, but should I say it or not, you still have a very neat thing here, better than I have been to many big supermarkets! It's really a late-stage patient with obsessive-compulsive disorder! ”

Li Yi sat on the easy chair, "The instant noodles are on the second shelf, take it and leave!" ”

Ah Shan took two buckets of instant noodles, dragged a bag of ham sausages and a few large chicken legs, and kept saying, "Is this thing expired?" ”

Li Yidao, "You're not talking nonsense, I'm a string merchant, and I'm not a virgin who engages in charity, this thing must have expired, and people will die if they eat it, do you still want to take it?" ”

Ah Shan said, "When we were in the orphanage, we had a meal with a dog, and I didn't believe it was better than a dog's food!" ”

Li Yidao, "Okay, okay, hurry up and roll the calf!" ”

Instead of leaving, Ah Shan looked at Li Yi, "Why are you in such a hurry to let me go?" Could it be that you have a woman hidden in this house? Lao Li, something is wrong with you, you were a straight man before, why are you so weird today? ”

Li Yi was worried about things in his heart, and he didn't have time to chat with Ah Shan, "I've been feeling unwell recently, can't I want to rest?" ”

"Yes, of course!" Ahsan said, "But you can help me with an errand first." ”

Li Yidao, "What errand?" ”

While eating instant noodles, Ah Shan said, "That's right, I went to a college to participate in a fashion show some time ago, and as a result, a few women took a fancy to me and asked me for my contact information." ”

Li Yi hugged his shoulders, "Can you not give it!" ”

Ahsan said, "I want to too!" But you want to be white Lao Li, eat our bowl of rice, to put it mildly, we are ducks, we don't want to give it, but will the manager agree? The manager wished we could make extra money, so he gave my contact information to those glasses girls! ”

Li Yidao, "Then you're going on a date, what are you looking for me?" ”

Ah Shan hurriedly said, "Lao Li, you are pretending to be confused for me again!" It's not that you don't know your brother Shan, I've been in the midst of thousands of flowers, and I don't stick to the leaves, I promised people since I was a child, I'm going to make money and go to the lighthouse country to marry her! I can't break my word! ”

Li Yi knew about Ah Shan's matter.

It was when I was in the orphanage, and there was a very beautiful mixed-race orphan girl in the orphanage, the girl was named Sha, she had long blond hair and an oriental face, and she was very cute.

Ahsan was very handsome when he was a teenager, and Sha was known as a couple in the orphanage.

Later, someone came to the orphanage to adopt the child, and Sha, who was outstanding, was taken away.

When they left that day, Ahsan and Sha hugged each other, and Ahsan swore that he would marry her when he made money in the future.

But since the orphanage closed down, Ah Shan and Li Yi came to society, and making money has nothing to do with them.

has no culture and special abilities, which makes it difficult for the two to survive, but Ah Shan still thinks that one day he can marry Miss Sha.

Regarding Ah Shan's stupid idea, Li Yi has said more than once, give up, it is fruitless, people may have lived the life of capitalists in the lighthouse, it is impossible for poor people like us and people of that class!

Li Yi also knew that he couldn't convince Ah Shan, at least no one could convince Ah Shan until Ah Shan didn't see Ah Sha.

As a good brother, Li Yi could only say, "The old rule, take the mobile phone card, I'll help you finalize those girls, and you can take the card away when you go back." ”

"Hey!" Ah Shan opened the mobile phone card and said gratefully, "I know that you are the only one who wipes my ass at a critical time, Brother Li!" Lao Li, you really didn't say anything to me! But then again, you are so good at picking up girls, you can wipe my ass clean every time, so that those rich women and beauties don't come to harass me, and don't let them retaliate against me, how did you do it? It stands to reason that a guy like you who is good at picking up girls shouldn't be single! ”

Li Yidao, "Do you want to be nosy? ”

Ahsan said, "Aren't I concerned about your personal problems! You're twenty-six, twenty-seven! You're still looking for a partner? Are you good at picking up girls in your yin and yin! Oh, I'm white, you have low self-esteem, right? You're afraid that others will dislike you for being a second-hand food dealer! ”

Li Yidao, "Get out!" I'm so proud of my industry! ”

Ah Shan said, "Then you must have low self-esteem for your height, one meter seventy-nine, right!" ”

Li Yi said angrily, "It's one meter eighty!" Besides, we will break off our friendship if we are 1.79 meters! ”

Ah Shan hurriedly patted Li Yi on the shoulder, "One meter eight, one meter eight, okay, don't be angry, but then again, those glasses girls are really difficult, they came to discuss quantum entanglement and gravitational waves with me in the middle of the night, my God, I'm a duck, where can I get these things!" You have to be careful! Be sure to let them retreat, don't come and harass me, I don't want to fall in love right now! ”

Li Yidao, "Got it, are you done eating?" Roll the calves! ”

Ah Shan took a bite of instant noodle sausage, "OK, I'll go first!" Please, Lao Li, please drink next time! ”

After eating, Ah Shan slapped his ass and ran away.

Li Yi turned on his mobile phone and looked at it, opened Ah Shan's WeChat, and a series of messages came to his face.