Chapter 051: Dragon Field Enlightenment, a hardcore ruthless roommate every day
In the warden's office.
The host and guest sit separately.
The warden spread his hands and laughed loudly, "After leaving last time, I wondered if I was a straightforward person who offended Mr. Ye again, Mr. Ye didn't come, but I didn't expect Mr. Ye to be angry, but he still came, hahaha!" ”
"How can you be angry?" Li Yi smiled and said, "It's not wrong for the warden to be straightforward, but Ye does seem a little childish, in order to show the gratitude of the warden master's enlightenment and reminder, this is some small gifts I brought from the Star Tower, not a tribute, and I ask the warden to accept it!" ”
As Li Yi spoke, a box of Cuban cigars came out of his pocket.
The warden hurriedly waved his hand, "How can this work!" That's not going to work! Mr. Ye can come to my Longchang, Longchang Prison is already full of flowers, and this is also a gift, how can this work? ”
Li Yi didn't say much, but opened the cigar box, and twelve hardcover cigars in it came into view.
These cigars are all bigger, thicker, and heavier!
Each one is as thick as three fingers rubbed together! Twenty centimeters extended!
Of course, this one says it's a Cuban cigar, but it's actually just a replica of a small brand made by some local cigar factory.
Although it is not as good as a real Cuban cigar on earth, it is a true treasure here!
The warden looked at the cigars in the box, and was stunned for a moment, and his old face showed a shy look that did not match his identity and age at all.
The old man rubbed his hands and said embarrassedly and greedily, "This, if this is another gift, I can't accept it horizontally and vertically, but, this thing, Mr. Ye is really accurate in looking at people, and the old man who gives a gift can't refuse!" ”
It is impossible to refuse.
From the last time we talked, the warden couldn't help but smoke something that looked like a cigar, and Li Yi knew that this guy was a smoker.
That cigar of his, it might just be a contaminant, and if I get him a box of the real thing, I don't believe this old boy isn't impressed!
Li Yi pushed the cigar box in front of the warden, "Twelve absolutely pure foods from two thousand years ago, let alone sucking them, even if you eat them, they won't hurt your body, and they will increase your longevity and slow down the time of disease!" ”
Seeing that Li Yi was so arrogant, the warden was not polite, he took the cigar box with one hand, and said, "Mr. Ye is worthy of being the privileged newcomer king of the Star Tower, this shot is a good thing at the level of absolutely pure food, this thing can simply compare to the life of the old man!" The taste of 2,000 years ago, tsk, I can't imagine that my old man was lucky enough to smoke a prehistoric cigar in his life! ”
Li Yidao, "The time I came to Longchang Prison this time is about two to three weeks, and I hope that the warden can arrange a few knowledgeable and experienced bigwigs for me, so that I can learn more life experience and avoid taking the wrong path in my life in the future." ”
"This one is relieved!" The warden patted his heart and said, "I don't have anything else in Longchang Prison, how many abnormal human beings there are!" Why don't we have a meal and start with that? ”
"Nope." Li Yidao, "I've already eaten before I came, I'm just here to study, let's start now!" ”
"Good!" The warden shouted towards the doorway, "Scar! ”
A burly man in a black raincoat walked in, he was about two meters seven or eight tall, and a scar was cut from his left eye to his right cheek, as if the whole person was disfigured, at first glance, it was extremely hideous.
The warden pointed to the scarred man and said, "He is my most powerful assistant, he will arrange your daily itinerary, here, you can meet a hardcore ruthless roommate every day, they will teach you the most hardcore way of survival, this is your life's crash course!" ”
Li Yi nodded, "Thank you!" ”
The warden pointed to the man with the scar, "Go ahead, take Mr. Ye down, and go to Charles Ponzi's cell first." ”
Scarface nodded silently and turned to leave.
Li Yi followed behind him and left the office.
Watching Li Yi leave the office, the warden hurriedly picked up the box of cigars and tasted them carefully.
This appearance is like watching Pan Jinlian at night in Ximenqing, how gluttonous and gluttonous.
That is until a mechanically synthesized voice appeared, interrupting the Warden's pleasant appreciation, "The Grand Elder of the Human Alliance Council of Elders has requested to speak with you!" ”
The warden buried impatiently, "Well, are you a dog?" The newcomer king went to Lao Tzu's territory on the front foot, and asked for a call on the back foot, what about him! ”
The mechanical system said, "The Grand Elder of the Human Alliance Council of Elders has asked to speak to you again. ”
The warden picked up a cigar and raised his hand, "Alright, alright, plug in!" ”
The light of the entire office dimmed slightly, and in the next moment, the golden light in the dark office in front of him converged into an old man.
The old man's whole body was bathed in golden light, his features were blurred, and he sat on a majestic throne, holding a scepter in his hand, and looked directly at the warden.
The warden was also unpretentious, sitting on his boss's chair, crossing Erlang's legs, holding the cigar given by Li Yi in one hand, and looking at the Great Elder proudly.
The Great Elder stared at the cigar in the warden's hand thoughtfully, "Ip Man sent it?" ”
The warden put the cigar in front of his nose and sniffed it gently, "Guess! ”
The Great Elder said coldly, "I'm not interested in guessing riddles with you right now, is Ye Man here with you!" Did you sell your set of things everywhere to the rookie king again? ”
The warden chuckled as he picked up his cigar and laughed, "Isn't my set of things good?" This is the crystallization of human wisdom, and ordinary people have no chance to listen to the sound of this human way! ”
The Great Elder said, "I didn't say that your set was bad, I just wanted to say that the protection period of the Rookie King is only three years, because the time for the White Star people to discover that the Rookie King sent the news to the White Star and then received the order of the White Star Ancestor Star is three years!" Your set of things, it's too slow to learn, three years may not make the rookie king grow enough to fight against the white star, it's better to teach him to the elders' house, we have the training experience of three rookie kings, our elders' house is more suitable to teach the rookie king how to fight against the white star people! ”
The warden laughed, "Yes, twenty-seven top-level forces, Ah No, it is thirty-nine top-level forces, among the twelve top-level forces that were killed by Bai Xing before, your alliance Elders' House is the force that has the most education and training rookie kings, but Great Elder, the three rookie kings cultivated by your elders' house are also the three who die the fastest!" Among the three newcomer kings you cultivated, the first three-year period just came, and it hung up, the second survived for three years and then two years, and it was cold, and the third lasted for nine years, and was assassinated for not resisting in the tenth year! ”
"Three training templates, three are faster than the other!"
"Your set of things is not suitable for the rookie king, they have accepted your things, except for becoming more stupid and sweet, more brainless and enthusiastic swearing allegiance to mankind, there is no use!"
The Grand Elder stared at the Warden, "Is it wrong to swear allegiance to humanity?" If you follow your example and survive in darkness and humanity every day and night, they will become wicked! and even annihilate humanity and become the public enemy of mankind! ”
The warden said, "Don't intimidate me, Grand Elder, we're both past the age of intimidation and intimidation!" What's so bad about the wicked? If a person can be completely bad and bad, then he will be regarded as a public enemy of mankind, and he will be considered a successful person! As long as he can live, can piece together the entire spaceship, let us break through the stargate, and complete the counter-killing, even if he destroys half of the human race, I think it is also cost-effective, after all, these people are left to kill the white star people to kill, and death is the same at the hands of their own people! ”
"Half of the dead people reminds me of a great science fiction book called The Age of Invisibility!"
"It's a thousand-year-old document about humanity giving up four billion people to fight the Planet Crusher in the final battle!"
"The four billion people who died had no idea what it meant for them to die!"
"And the four billion people who survived are not the same fate as them after all!"
"In the face of this kind of major right and wrong, the so-called boundary between good and evil is blurred, and only those who survive have the right to speak!"
"Between us and Shirahoshi, only one can survive!"
"The era of confrontation between the planets will eventually end, and the agreement will be torn apart after all! When the face is torn, there are no starships, what do we do against the Star Destroyers of the White Star People? Is it you, or am I? ”
"So, now don't argue with me whether the rookie king will turn out to be a wicked or a good man in the end! As long as he is a newcomer, the king will not become a dead man! Lao Tzu was satisfied! ”
The Great Elder looked at the warden in front of him and fell into a long silence.
After I don't know how long, a sigh came, "Maybe what you said makes sense, the good people and the bad people don't matter, the important thing is not to become dead." ”
The warden laughed and said, "Now you agree with me?" ”
The Grand Elder raised his hand and pointed to the cigar, "Give me half of this!" ”
The warden jumped up suddenly, "Your uncle! I knew your old boy didn't have a pure purpose in looking for me! This thing was given to me by Ip Man! Why for you! ”
The Great Elder rolled his eyes and just said, "If you don't give it, I'll tell the Hall of Fame Master, the Blood Prince, the Hanging City Lord, and the Heavenly Fury Heavenly Machine, that you have a box of absolutely unpolluted prehistoric cigars from the Star Tower!" What do you think they will do? ”
The warden's eyes were as big as the brass bells, "Three at most!" ”
The Great Elder said, "Five! ”
The warden said angrily, "Four, no more!" “
The Great Elder raised his hand, "Okay, pack four cigars for me, I'm waiting for your cigars, I'm really looking forward to living for two more years!" ”
The Great Elder's light faded, and only the warden's hysterical roar remained in the office.
"Oh yes! Old Puff! One day I'm going to tear your bones apart and make soup! ”。
"When has the old man been humiliated like this!"
"Blackmail on my head, bastard Elders' House, why don't you old things die!"