Chapter 41: The thief is so cunning (again, the author's dog is wrong)
In the Cangchen Palace, the atmosphere is very brisk at the moment.
Wei Chigong took a stack of poems, flipped through them one by one, and laughed while watching: "It's a mess, and it doesn't make sense." ”
Zhang Defa couldn't understand it on the side, obviously these poems Zhang Zhang wrote very well, how could he say that?
He said with a shy face: "The slave glanced at it, and it looked very well written, how could the master say that this poem doesn't make sense?" ”
Wei Chigong was in a good mood, smiled at him, and handed him one: "This poem, take a closer look, what does it mean?" ”
Zhang Defa took it respectfully with both hands, and looked at it carefully: "There are both wind and moon, and there is an east wind, this and this, the slave is powerful when he looks at it......"
After looking at it for a while, he pondered it and said, "If you taste it carefully...... Forgive the incompetence of the slaves, so they are like seeing flowers in the fog, and they can't taste them. ”
Wei Chi Gongjun was full of smiles: "That's right." ”
This is the genius of the thief, he is really opportunistic, and he fools those show girls.
The connoisseurship of the show girl and the grandmother naturally cannot be compared with the emperor, Yu Chigong smiled at the first glance when he got his hand, and then he was happy to see it.
He saw through the pear blossom trick at a glance, how to say, he thought the little thief was cunning, and he thought she was interesting, and his heart was still a little itchy, and he wanted to know what tricks she could play.
Wei Chigong read it carefully again and praised: "The handwriting is not bad." ”
Look at its strength without losing, the posture is not exaggerated, the handwriting is flowing and cloudy, it looks very pleasing to the eye, and the thief has two brushes.
He handed the poem to Zhang Defa: "Put it away." ”
Zhang Defa was taken aback, he thought he would throw it away after seeing it, but he didn't expect to attach so much importance to it.
He hurriedly reached out and took it, and hurriedly found a box to put it in.
Wei Chigong turned around in the hall with his hands behind his back, and when he saw Xiao Shunzi, who was low-eyebrowed, he waved his big hand: "Reward!" ”
Xiao Shunzi was overjoyed and kowtowed to thank him.
The little eunuchs in the Cangchen Palace all understand a reason, as long as the emperor rewards sincerely, they are all very generous, and the same is true for the minions under the hand, and a reward is enough to top Xiao Shunzi for several years of monthly silver.
Wei Chigong was itching at the moment, and he always felt that if he didn't do something, he was sorry for the thief's ingenuity.
He walked around, and when he turned to Zhang Defa, who had just returned, he asked, "You said, this afternoon, she forced the grandmother who taught the rules away?" ”
Zhang De was embarrassed, bowed down and replied, "That's true." ”
and hurriedly instructed Xiao Shunzi to repeat the matter carefully.
Xiao Shunzi said with joy.
The first time he heard Xiao Shunzi say this, Zhang Defa thought he had heard it wrong, and confirmed it several times in a row, forcing Xiao Shunzi's accent to come out.
It's just that in Zhang Defa's opinion, Mama Lone's lack of ability should be re-learned, but the show girl who has just entered the palace for a few days does this, which is somewhat crazy......
Before he could finish thinking about it, he heard the emperor comment with a smile on his eyebrows: "Good job!" ”
Wei Chigong didn't know that his eyes were shining at this moment, full of appreciation.
Zhang Defa silently buried the thoughts in his heart, burned them to ashes, and flatteringly echoed:
"Long live what the Lord said is right, this little master caught the mistake of Mama Lone, but he didn't let Mama Gu go, she advanced and retreated to a certain extent, and she was really kind-hearted!"
Wei Chigong put away his smile and frowned: "What are you still doing?" ”
I thought that the thief was a woman after all, too soft, a waste like Lonely Mama, who was not worthy of teaching etiquette at all, and had to come to him.
So he said: "Demote that grandmother to a miscellaneous servant, and you must not return to the head of ceremonies." ”
Such a punishment is already light.
Zhang Defa really wanted to slap himself with a big mouth, he now felt that Pear Blossom had really done a good job, and he had done a mess.
The errands in the palace are divided into several grades, the miscellaneous servants are the lowest, and the raccoon clothes and the night pot are all inferior errands, and they are punished for suffering only when they commit great things.
A little further up is the cleaning of the miscellaneous work, of course, except for the cleaning work in the master's palace, which is considered light, and the errands such as cleaning the imperial garden and the palace road are complicated and bitter, so bitter that they can no longer be bitter, the wind blows all over the ground, and the one that has just been swept has to be swept again, and the palace is so big.
The one who is named here by the emperor naturally cannot be assigned to the master's palace miscellaneous servants, and the most suitable is to be assigned to sweep the imperial garden and other places, which is neither too heavy nor too light.
Mama Lone's future was ruined, and she fell from the sky to the ground.
Zhang Defa didn't sympathize with her, but felt sorry for herself, if the Queen Mother knew, she would definitely ask about it, and it would be enough for him to drink a pot at that time, he didn't dare to think about it!
At this moment, Wei Chigong's heart was scratching the itch of his lungs, and he was full of thoughts about how to abuse the thief, thinking that the thief was so treacherous, it would not be difficult for her.
Gotta think about it, think about it......
In the small house of the Qunfang Palace.
Rika didn't know that when she abused Wang Shiyu, someone was thinking about how to abuse her.
“…… Isn't it a matter of course that you have been pampered since you were a child, that you have never suffered or been tortured, that you don't even know what you want, and that you can only write poems that are moaning and pretentious without illness? ”
The person in front of him cried into tears, and asked one by one: "Woo woo woo...... Is my poetry really that ugly? ”
"What do you say?" Rika asked rhetorically.
Wang Shiyu nodded, she felt that Pear Blossom was right, but she still wanted to cry.
Today she cried all afternoon, tears wet the pillow towel, Mama Tian appeased it didn't work, and when the show girl came back from class, her good sister came to comfort her, she couldn't listen to anything, she just wanted to be quiet, and the rest had to leave her alone.
Just now, she only felt that she was full of pain and had nowhere to vent, so she wanted to go out for a walk, but she didn't bring her maidservant, and unconsciously walked to Wu Li's cottage.
Wang Shiyu felt that she should ask Wu Li, about Ruoyi's sister leaving the palace, and why Wu Li kept writing so many poems, but she couldn't.
So she knocked on the door, but as soon as Zhichun opened the door, she remembered that Pear Blossom tyrannized her again, and felt very ashamed.
Zhichun, who wanted to drive people away, was stunned, so she had to reluctantly invite people in, she heard about the poetry competition, and thought that her young lady was really good at abusing people, she had seen a lot before, and she was familiar with all the ways.
Pear Blossom saw Wang Shiyu's appearance, and she was helpless, she analyzed Wang Shiyu's personality, but she didn't see that Wang Shiyu was a potential crying bag, and it didn't stop after it was triggered.
After all, it was Wang Shiyu who she provoked first, and Pear Blossom had no choice but to resign herself to cleaning up the mess by herself.
Invite people in and sit down first, and then pour a glass of warm water to avoid excessive water loss.
Wang Shiyu didn't say a word, and when she came in, she just cried, crying breathlessly, and the more she cried, the more energetic she became.
Lihua was afraid that she would faint from crying due to respiratory alkalosis, so she hurriedly taught her to adjust her breathing method and cry rhythmically.
So Wang Shiyu followed the rhythm and cried one after another, feeling a lot better and able to speak.
She opened her mouth and said that her poems were not well written, and asked Rika what she thought.
Lihua, who sat with her, kindly comforted: "Yes, your poems are really bad." ”
Wang Shiyu just wanted to break down and cry, so he heard Pear Blossom continue: "Mine is the same." ”
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Tomorrow Monday,The score will be updated (nervous),I beg the little masters to move their fingers today to give a five-star praise.,Say whatever you want.,Don't bother too much.,Success or failure is in one fell swoop (weak, pitiful and helpless(╥_╥).)