Chapter 46: The Master of Ceremonies ushered in a shocking thunderstorm
That's a good dare!
Zhang Defa happily responded: "The slave obeys the order, with the guidance of the long-lived master, the show girl will definitely go to the next level!" ”
Wei Chi Gong nodded slightly, strode forward, and began to weigh another question: "The show girl who doesn't learn well, why don't you be eliminated from the palace?" ”
There are already too many stupid people in the palace, so don't want too stupid show girls, it will save too much trouble.
But can the little thief learn well?
She's so smart, she thinks it's okay, right?
But everyone has their own strengths, and it's impossible to say.
Think again, think again......
Wei Chigong, who is usually decisive in killing, suddenly became a little entangled, and he was entangled as he walked, and he didn't make up his mind until he went to the flower appreciation banquet.
Zhang Defa, who was in place, suddenly reacted, his pupils dilated, what did the master say to teach the show girl?
"Nine Chapters of Arithmetic"? If you don't learn well, you have to be eliminated?!
Finished!!!
Zhang Defa recalled what he had just said over and over again, and pulled the little eunuch beside him to make sure again and again: "Did you hear the "Nine Chapters of Arithmetic" that the master just said? ”
The answers he got were all correct, and his mind was stunned.
That's "Nine Chapters of Arithmetic", and Xiucai may not be able to learn it, so it is used to test Xiu Girl?!
Long live the Lord seems to want to eliminate the show girl who can't learn well?!
His mother, that show girl must not be wiped out?!
No, no, before the show girl is wiped out, the person in charge of the ceremonial department must be wiped out first!!
It's over, the Queen Mother is going to kill him!!
Zhang Defa was very annoyed, and slapped himself lightly in the mouth, hating himself for being too slow to react and failing to stop him a little.
The little eunuch waiting for the edict in front of him was a little stupid: "Manager Zhang, what's wrong with you?" ”
Zhang Defa came back to his senses and looked at him, what's the matter, it's time to finish the calf!
He waved his hand: "Go and pass the message." "Let the person in charge of ceremonies worry.
Zhang Defa understands that he can't stop the emperor's decision, but if he persuades him a little bit, when the queen mother asks, he will be easy to deal with, and the flowers on his butt will not be so bright.
Now, let's die, for the sake of Long Live Lord, he is loyal and brave, and he dies as he deserves!
When the little eunuch saw that he looked generous and righteous, the second zhang was confused, and with this earth-shattering thunder, he rushed to the head of the ceremonial department to pass the decree.
The head of the ceremonial department, Mama Tian, who had just returned from the Qunfang Palace, had not yet sat on the hot stool, and it was overturned by this thunder!
"What do you say, Nine Chapters of Arithmetic?" Mama Tian changed her calm appearance, a little messy, and her voice was out of shape.
"Yes, teach from now on!" The little eunuch was very calm and emphasized without omission.
After the will was delivered, he left directly, ignoring the uproar behind him, hiding his merit and fame.
Mama Tian's brain was buzzing, and she sat back on the stool with her mouth open and her eyes open, unable to come back to her senses for a long time.
The colleagues in the Master of Ceremonies around him were anxious: "What can I do about this?" Do you know "Nine Chapters of Arithmetic"? ”
An old eunuch was so anxious that he was angry: "No, who will be that Laoshzi......" The latter words were swallowed and did not dare to say anything.
An old lady was dizzy when she heard it: "I haven't heard of it, what is that!" ”
Yan Gonggong's face was not good, and he said slowly: "I know a thing or two, "Nine Chapters of Arithmetic" is an arithmetic book, involving the calculation of acres of land, grain conversion, earth and stone calculation, taxes and other daily application of production, divided into square fields, corn, decay, Shaoguang, business, average loss, insufficient profit, equation and Pythagorean a total of nine chapters, there are questions and techniques, but ......"
When the rest of the people saw that he was right, as if they had seen a savior, they asked with hope, "Just what?" ”
Father-in-law Yan's face wrinkled into chrysanthemums, and he stomped his feet: "Wow, it's just that I can't understand it either!" ”
He's just heard it, he teaches etiquette, and he doesn't have anything to do with learning that thing, and it's not that he can't think about it.
That's it! Everyone's hearts suddenly pulled out the cold, and they all looked at Mama Tian, and said hurriedly: "Mama Tian, think about it quickly, but how is it good?" ”
If you don't obey the order, the master of ceremonies will end it in one pot!
Mama Tian came back to her senses, and as soon as she took the case, she knew that the little eunuch of Cangchen Hall would not be good!
This matter can't be good, she has to go to the Queen Mother!
"You go to one person and teach first, and I'll go back when I go." Mama Tian hurriedly dropped this sentence, raised her legs and headed towards the flower feast.
Flower viewing feast.
The Queen Mother sat in the center of the pavilion, surrounded by palace concubines, all of them were showcasing, dressed in different ways, smiling and smiling, and the atmosphere was harmonious.
If you look closely, you will see that there is a hint of weirdness in the harmony.
Under the warm spring sun, some palace concubines wrapped their whole bodies tightly, except for their faces, and even their necks;
Some palace concubines cover the lower half of their faces as if they were shy, and from time to time they cover it with their hands, for fear that the wind will blow the veil;
Some palace concubines have very long sleeves, and they cover their hands completely and refuse to show them, even if they take things, they are through their sleeves;
There are also palace concubines who rarely speak, they all smile and nod, and if they can't do it, they pronounce "um", "ah" and "ya" monosyllabic.
Counting it down, the shapes are different, although it is still good-looking, but there are few that are really as bright as ordinary people.
The Queen Mother listened to the concubines laughing, with a peaceful smile on her face, but bitterness in her heart.
In today's harem, the concubines have more than enough heart but not enough strength, and the people who used to compete for favor went forward and succeeded, and then they became former servants and successors, and now they are rushing to the streets one by one to bitter silence.
Seeing that the Queen Mother was anxious, but she was helpless, thinking that they were all concubines like flowers and jade, why didn't her son take a few more looks?
Well, even if some of them don't behave normally, aren't there still some that are normal?
mentioning this is another bad thing for the Queen Mother.
Nowadays, there are more and more concubines who behave strangely.
The early queen mother didn't know what was going on, how the good palace concubine was living, and suddenly some people were not normal.
After many times, the Queen Mother figured out some rules by herself.
Every time the emperor gets close to a certain concubine, it is not long before that concubine's behavior becomes abnormal.
The queen mother felt that this must be related to her son, but how to deal with the law, she couldn't understand, and she refused to say when she asked the concubine, seeing that the emperor's behavior was as usual, there was nothing unusual.
Looking around and finding no reason, the queen mother could only blame the matter on fate, her son's fate was too hard, and ordinary people couldn't get close, so these palace concubines couldn't bear it.
So the Queen Mother asked Qin Tian to supervise the palace concubine's life and found that everything was fine.
It can only be a problem that the palace concubine is too fragile to bear the favor.
The emperor's temperament, the queen mother knows that it is a little difficult to serve, but in her opinion, it is not bad, her son is handsome, filial piety, courtesy, gentle and elegant, there will be no big problem.
is just focused on political affairs, to the point of ignoring the harem, and has not given birth to an heir for three years on the throne, which makes the queen mother very worried.
However, the emperor was filial, and every time the queen mother asked him to be closer to the concubine, he agreed, so that the queen mother could let go of her heart.
In addition, the Queen Mother also created many opportunities for the palace concubines, and the purpose of this flower viewing banquet was to make the emperor and the palace concubines closer.