Chapter 53: This show girl is too perverted! (Plus more, toast to the weekend)
The queen mother means to let the emperor be restrained, discipline the good people, and stop stimulating the show girl out of the palace.
Of the twenty-nine show girls, one was dragged out on the day he entered the palace, and there were twenty-eight left.
Two more ran in two days, and there were only twenty-six left, and she didn't want to be completely gone before she had a big competition.
The queen mother's meaning was expressed, but the words were not too straightforward, she believed that with the emperor's agility, she would definitely be able to understand what she meant.
I think I thought it was very good, but I didn't know that the emperor had changed his tricks, and Mama Qin hadn't had a chance to report on "Nine Chapters of Arithmetic".
Yu Chigong also understood that the Queen Mother asked him not to go to the Qunfang Palace to find the stubble of the show girl like before, and let the little eunuch find the palace concubine, but he didn't know that the Queen Mother relied on her own head for the show girl to leave the palace.
What's more, this time, he didn't tell anyone to find trouble from beginning to end.
So Wei Chigong nodded in agreement, very happy: "Don't worry, the queen mother won't be like that." ”
The Queen Mother's eyebrows stretched and she relaxed, and the emperor's mother and son were filial, happy and happy, completely unaware that there was a thunder waiting for her.
At this moment, a concubine and a maid walked out of the corner in front.
The two looked over, and when they saw the person clearly, the queen looked cold.
The concubine has a unique temperament, and her body is cold and lonely, like an orchid in the deep mountains and valleys that is independent, quietly blooming, and does not eat the fireworks of the world.
She seemed to have just found the Queen Mother and the Emperor, approached with her personal palace maid, and saluted: "See the Queen Mother, see Long Live Lord." "The sound is quiet and moving, and it is very pleasant to listen to.
The Queen Mother's face was faint: "Get up, Concubine Qing, what are you doing here?" ”
The woman who called Concubine Qing got up and explained: "Qing'er was not feeling well this morning, and she didn't participate in the flower viewing banquet, so she just felt better, and she remembered that she hadn't said hello to the Queen Mother, so she came over." I didn't expect to meet you and Long Live Lord here. ”
Speaking of this, Concubine Qing raised her head and looked over with concern: "I don't know if the Queen Mother is Antai?" ”
He looked at the emperor again: "Long live the lord, are you okay?" ”
The Queen Mother of the Flower Banquet did not really invite Concubine Qing, the two tacitly agreed, Concubine Qing said that she was unwell, saved face for herself, and avoided the embarrassment of the Queen Mother, which was kind.
But the Queen Mother was not very happy, but said lightly: "Concubine Qing has a heart, the mourning family is okay, the emperor is good, and the spirit of Ryoma." ”
Wei Chi bowed his head and did not speak.
Concubine Qing showed a faint smile: "In this way, Qing'er is relieved." ”
The Queen Mother was excited at the moment and waved her hand: "I've seen it, so I don't have to go to ask for peace anymore." ”
Concubine Qing said respectfully: "Yes, according to Niangniang's order." He looked down with a hurt look.
The queen mother's good mood was completely destroyed, and she turned her head and said: "Emperor, you have something to do, you don't have to send it anymore, just go back by yourself." ”
As he spoke, he asked people to carry the sedan chair and took the step back.
Wei Chigong stood and watched, waited for the Queen Mother to disappear before retracting his gaze, looked at Concubine Qing and nodded slightly, turned around and prepared to leave.
Concubine Qing hurriedly spoke: "I haven't seen you for a long time, how about Qing'er sending her cousin?" With a gentle and elegant smile on his face, a pair of eyes are looking forward to it.
"No need." Wei Chigong refused without hesitation, and his footsteps did not stop.
After taking a few steps, he paused again, turned around and said, "Since you have entered the palace, it is not the past, or according to the rules, don't call my cousin." ”
After saying that, he strode away without looking back.
Leaving the Qing Concubine alone, she frowned lightly, and seemed to have infinite melancholy.
Inside Xiu De Xuan.
Pear Blossom sneered: "My father-in-law is difficult, then there is a question that can be counted as a child, today there are pheasants and rabbits in the same cage, there are thirty-five heads on the top, and ninety-four feet on the bottom, ask the pheasant rabbits how much they are?" ”
The show girls opened their eyes, they opened their mouths and stared, watching a unilateral massacre of Pear Blossom's father-in-law Yan, fierce and fierce, with beads and cannons, very exciting.
All of them had bright eyes, for fear of missing the wonderful picture, at this moment they heard Pear Blossom's question, subconsciously broke their hands to count, and suddenly stopped their movements and gave up directly.
It's a lot of work, I can't figure out so many questions just now, and I can't even understand it, and it's definitely the same now.
Yan Gonggong's lips are white, his hair is messy, like a defeated rooster, he is retreating and defeating, how arrogant he was before, and how embarrassed he is now.
He sweated like rain, and his lips trembled: "Wait and wait for the old slave to calculate." ”
As he spoke, he wiped his dry lips with a trembling hand, wanting to turn over the "Nine Chapters of Arithmetic" to see the answer, he remembered that there were questions and techniques in it.
But seeing that Lihua's eyes were cold, she was frightened, and quickly wiped the saliva off her hands, and the old tears flowed in her heart, both panicked and scared.
This little master is not only treacherous and cunning, but also very perverted, this book is still he licked his face and asked for it again, promising not to insult it again, and to return it to him as an ancestor.
His intestines were full of regret, how did he know that there was really a show girl who understood "Nine Chapters of Arithmetic", otherwise he wouldn't have acted like that.
After he resisted stubbornly, the little master first recited the preface of "Nine Chapters of Arithmetic" word for word, and then explained them one by one, which was clearly organized, logical, and interlocking, and was obviously very familiar.
Only then did Father-in-law Yan know that he had kicked on the iron plate, but it was difficult to recover it, and he didn't dare to admit that he was teaching indiscriminately, otherwise he would not only lose his errand, but he would have to bear those charges, and the end would probably be worse than that of Mama Lone.
So he made another big mistake, refused to admit it, and said that he had not taught wrong, and justified that it was a different interpretation.
So he was slaughtered even more brutally, and Rika hung up the remarks he said earlier and whipped the corpse, and the last crit came down:
"I remember that it was mentioned in the palace rules that those who mislead the public with gossip should be killed, and the father-in-law not only talks about ghosts and gods, but also teaches orthodox knowledge as ghosts and gods, which is tantamount to misleading the public with gossip, what crime should you be guilty of!"
As soon as these words came out, Gonggong Yan knelt on the spot, crying in fright, and begging for mercy incoherently.
He is also forced to catch ducks on the shelves, no one really will, he is stupid and ignorant, he will never dare in the future, please give him another chance.
As soon as these words came out, I didn't expect Rika to really give him a chance, but he ......
Ouch hey, oh my God, this show girl is so perverted, she threw out several big questions casually!
Father-in-law Yan regretted it, he had given him a chance before, but he didn't take it, and the opportunity he gave now was too difficult, and he said that he would let him go if he answered a question.
But every way is as difficult as the book of heaven, he is the father-in-law who teaches etiquette and rules, and he can't understand it!
He shuddered and flipped through the book that he regarded as his ancestor, trying to find the answer to this question.
Pear Blossom raised her peach blossom eyes and said with a cold face: "Huh? Didn't my father-in-law say that he had read "Nine Chapters of Arithmetic", didn't he know if there was anything in this question? ”
Chickens and rabbits in the same cage, classic questions, questions that modern primary school students will have!
Yan Gonggong wants to slap his big mouth again, why can't he just point it if he wants to admit his mistakes, the dead duck has a hard mouth, I have to say that I have skimmed "Nine Chapters of Arithmetic", find something to make up!
This little master is so perverted, can't you see his little catty!
He simply knelt down, remembered something, and hurriedly put the book in his hand upright, and then slapped it in the face:
"Master Wu, the old slave is wrong, the old slave shouldn't deceive you, shouldn't mislead people's children, shouldn't ...... Please, my lord, have a large number of them, and spare the minions. ”
……… (Burn the line after reading).........
Last night, the code word was until the early hours of the morning, didn't it just for this moment to wish the little masters a happy weekend?
The dog author stretched out his hand: Okay, little masters, smash all the tickets in your hands
The little masters took a bunch of tickets and threw them hard: Take it, I'm still disdainful of this vote
The dog author crawled on the ground to pick up the ticket: Oops, hey, yes, yes, smash me, the little one suffers~