Volume 1: The Spirit Chapter 37: God, Are You Teasing a Dog?
Seeing the option of creating a jade disc, Yang Chen's heart trembled with excitement, this is the foundation of the creation of a jade disc, Hongjun's life and body, and it appeared on the lottery page in such a grand manner, which made someone start to wonder if this system was making fun of himself.
It's just that when Yang Chen saw the two prizes next to him, his face darkened.
This is simply a dead land, if you can draw the Jade Disc of Creation in these two gaps, then I am afraid that you will have to be recruited by Lady Luck as a son-in-law.
Look at the left side of the Jade Plate of Creation and Transformation, thank you for your patronage, and the right side is okay, so I simply write it again.
Two large white areas surrounded a tiny red area, which looked like it didn't look like there was anything at all.
This is simply worse than a lottery draw of a game company.
Continue to look at it, the rest of the prizes are not bad, such as what Eight or Nine Xuangong, Tiangang 36 Changes, Earth Evil 72 Changes, Ruyi Golden Hoop Stick, somersault clouds, fiery eyes and a portable radar that Yang Chen will never forget, and a Gatling with unlimited ammunition.
It's just that looking at the rewards in front of him, someone thought a little depressedly: This system doesn't want me to stage the drama of the return of the Great Sage!
These things are simply trying to build themselves into a new generation of Monkey King!
How can this be?
Sun Monkey looks very cool, but he has been calculated since he was born, and the monkey is a naked tragedy!
But don't draw the magic power of Sun Monkey, or modern science and technology, at least give me a Gatling, casually suddenly, a shuttle down is directly a large piece.
"Please ask the host to start the lottery in silence."
Hearing this, Yang Chen first folded his hands and muttered in his mouth: "The Buddha is above, and the gods and Buddhas in the sky bless me to win the jackpot, immeasurable Tianzun." ”
"Start the lottery."
As the words fell, the big turntable in front of him began to rotate rapidly, and Yang Chen's eyes stared at the lottery turntable, motionless.
However, the outside world sees such a scene.
Yang Chen was first struck by the thunder from the sky, and then his expression was sluggish, and then his mouth began to babble about what gods and Buddhas should bless, as we all know that there is no god in Xia Kingdom at this moment, and everyone is not believing in gods, seeing Yang Chen like this, everyone can't help but have a thought in their hearts: This guy was stupid by thunder.
After chattering, he fell into a dull state of starlessness, looking stupid.
At this moment, everyone concluded that this guy was stupid, and for some reason everyone breathed a sigh of relief inexplicably in their hearts, with schadenfreude in their eyes.
Such a ghost, it is better to let him be a fool.
People in the world always fantasize about what they can't get, and then they will be jealous, and they will be inexplicably happy when they see others fall off the altar.
The old man looked at Yang Chen's appearance, and he was also a little stunned, was he really stupid?
Such a ghost has become a fool, and he can't help but blame himself in the bottom of his heart, he should have come back earlier, no one knows better than him what the international status of Xia Guo is now.
If there is such a ghost spirit who is enough to support the future of the Xia Kingdom, this is the hope of the Xia clan, how can it be allowed to wither like this.
As he spoke, he appeared beside Yang Chen in steps, intending to check his physical condition.
When Xiao Tianhua saw this situation, he was also secretly relieved in his heart, and now he understands that where is this person, this is the ghost of his niece.
If this ghost is safe and sound, if she knows that her father's death is related to this second uncle, she must not let her ghost kill herself, although the strength of this ghost has not seen the whole picture, but he has heard of the name of the martial king.
A master who can make King Wu pay attention to himself is a dick in front of him.
But at this moment, Xiao Tianhua was happy in his heart, and laughed.
"The ghost who was struck by the thunder of the sky, at first glance, is an evil spirit, it's good to be hacked to death, now it's just stupid, it's cheap, for the safety of the demon city, I propose that everyone kill him, as for my niece, for safety, I have no choice but to kill my relatives in righteousness, Brother Guo, don't you say?"
While speaking, he was also looking for Guo Wuyi's figure, but when he looked around, he didn't see it, and he couldn't help but wonder in his heart, but seeing that his victory was in sight, he couldn't help but feel hot in his heart, and he didn't care at all.
As long as Xiao Qingya dies, the entire Pearl Group is his, and he also got his first girlfriend, thinking about the picture of lingering with her, the taste of ecstasy, he will never forget it for the rest of his life, and even at this moment, Xiao Tianhua looked at the delicate figure of his niece, and an evil thought appeared in his heart.
From the moment Xiao Tianhua got his first girlfriend and did not hesitate to share it with others, he could no longer stop the evil thoughts in his heart, once there will be a second time, and it will only become more and more evil.
The original plan originally had this link, but the plan was to let Xiao Qingya marry Guo Zhongda, and then Guo Wuyi would implement his perverted ideas to satisfy Guo Wuyi's perverted psychology.
Everyone had different thoughts, only Yang Chen's heart was full of sorrow.
Just as the old man approached Yang Chen, the lottery turntable also slowly stopped, and the pointer swayed over to thank you for your patronage, and stopped in the tiny red area.
Seeing this scene, Yang Chen's whole person jumped up excitedly, and all kinds of nonsense came out of his mouth: "Lady Luck heard my call?" If you want to recruit me as a son-in-law, do you think of spring too? ”
For Yang Chen's actions and words, the old man's face was full of solemnity, and his mood was also low, it happened that Xiao Tianhua's words sounded at this time, and he couldn't help but feel angry in his heart, what is the state of Xia now, you are still fighting here, it is simply hopeless.
The more he thought about it, the more angry he became, and the old man dressed as an old farmer rarely lost his temper, and said angrily directly: "Noise." ”
When the words fell, I saw a giant palm conjuring up in the sky and slapping Xiao Tianhua's face fiercely.
A big slap directly stunned Xiao Tianhua, not only knocked out a row of old yellow teeth, but also vomited out with blood, and the whole person froze in place.
The old man looked at Yang Chen with a worried face, slowly approached Yang Chen like a deceitful strange old man, and whispered softly.
"Don't be afraid, I don't have any malicious intent, I just want to check your physical condition, don't you move, okay?"
However, at this moment, Yang Chen's mind was completely fighting with the system, and he had no effort to pay attention to the old man.
"Obviously the pointer is in the red zone, but you told me to do it again, don't you afford to play with the system?"
Host, please zoom in on the turntable and take a closer look, the center of the pointer is in a white area, and the system's calculations will not be wrong.
Yang Chen was suddenly angry, this is a Creation Jade Disc, if he gets it, he can't take off on the spot, how can he let him endure it, and he broke out directly.
"It won't be wrong, you just slashed me with one more thunderbolt, and it wasn't your fault?"
The system is silent, silent.
"Are you dumb, you say! I want you to give me an explanation. ”
The system continued to be silent, not responding at all.
"System, you are pretending to be dead, pretending to be dead can't solve the problem, you obediently give me the jade disc of creation, everyone is happy, everyone is still good friends."
This time the system responded, and the direct panel read: Who is a good friend with you, in view of the host's vexatious and indiscriminate entanglement, the penalty date has been delayed by half a month.
At this moment, Yang Chen suddenly became honest, his face was painful, and he thought even more sadly in his heart: "Who is making trouble unreasonably?" It's not you who was struck by lightning, and you can't say that it's wrong, but it's also a threat of force, this is simply a typical hegemonism, you wait, wait for me to be invincible in the world, and directly dismantle you. ”
As for Yang Chen's thoughts, no one knows whether the system has any perception or not, but at this moment, the lottery panel appeared again and prompted.
"Please continue the draw."
Yang Chen could only sigh with a sense of grievance, and said silently: "Start the lottery." ”
This was followed by a burst of prayers to God and the gods and Buddhas.
This scene made the heart of the old man who had been observing Yang Chen outside sink to the bottom of the sea, and this appearance had an increasingly violent rhythm.
"Ding, congratulations to the host for winning the lottery again, please continue the lottery."
I wanted to cry without tears and looked at the lottery panel that had been magnified countless times, this time it was even more absolute, according to the data given by the system, it was only one thousandth of a thousand to draw the Jade Disc of Creation, but unfortunately it was just a little bit worse.
The sad Yang Chen had no choice but to start the lottery again, repeating the previous actions, until fifty times, someone collapsed, and the system was a little numb.
Fifty times in a row, this luck is simply the goddess of luck took the initiative to dedicate herself.
But at this moment, someone is calling out that there is no blessing to endure, it is too tormenting the ghost.
As the turntable started again, Yang Chen directly remained silent, and the gods and Buddhas in the sky did not worship anymore, he only hoped that this lottery would end soon, even if it was to thank him for his patronage, he also admitted it.
It's not a ghost thing to do at all, whoever likes to do it.
Looking at Yang Chen, who was silent, the old man was overjoyed in his heart and planned to step forward to investigate again.
Suddenly, Yang Chen jumped up again, and directly began to point to the sky and scold: "Are you high-ranking gods and Buddhas interesting?" It's a dog walk! Are you idle and have nothing to do, if you have nothing to do, go home and your wife and children are not fragrant? ”
This crazy appearance makes the old man's mood like a roller coaster, fortunately the old man has no heart disease, otherwise in this case, he will definitely go to the hospital.
However, Yang Chen couldn't cry this time, it was a full eighty-eight or sixty-four times, and he would do it again and again, who could bear it?
Numbly continued to open the lottery, but there was no change at all, the pointer was like a magnet, that is, where to stop for you again, and when it came to the ninetieth time, Yang Chen couldn't stand it anymore, his hands almost lost his hair, when was it so difficult to even thank you for your patronage?
Then he shouted angrily, "What use do I want you gods and Buddhas to do? Give me all to die. ”
For Yang Chen's madness, the old man was also numb, but the regret in his eyes couldn't be stopped.
At this moment, the system suddenly popped up an interface that said:
In view of the host's luck that makes the system frown, it is now decided that if the host can draw again when the ninety-ninth time (inclusive) is reached, the host will be directly rewarded with +1 for the level of the item extracted, and the host will continue to work hard.
Seeing this news, Yang Chen suddenly came to his senses, and a smile appeared on his numb face, in case he pulled out the Creation Jade Disc, the grade +1 would not be able to turn into a Chaos Spirit Treasure! Thinking about it makes the ghost excited inexplicably, and he is not numb and crazy, and he starts the lottery with an expectant face.
Ninety-one, ninety-two... Ninety-seven, ninety-eighth time, Yang Chen's heart was raised to his throat.