Chapter 52: Monster Survival Guide Wild Chapter
Li Changsheng made up all kinds of small stories to make Liu Wuwu understand how to survive in the human world.
Put away the weapons that make humans feel dangerous and make humans feel that you are harmless.
But it can't be too eye-catching, such as cute rabbit spirits and beautiful flower demons.
He focused on writing a story about the love between the flower demon and the human race, which was the deeds of the previous head of Lingxu.
Shemales have different paths, even if you don't mind yourself, but the offspring will be a half-demon, and the status will be very embarrassing.
After all, there is both human and demon blood, where is your position?
Humans don't worry about you, and demons will look down on you.
Of course, there is no problem with normal life, but in the human world, you have to behave more like a person, try not to show the characteristics of a demon, and don't compete for fame and fortune in a high-profile manner.
For example, Changchun, who wanted to be the head of the house, turned out to be the head of the house, but he didn't even have a father with the head of the house.
Li Changsheng worked hard and spent half a month to finally finish writing the first version of the monster survival guide.
A total of ten short stories, in addition to the rabbit demon, the wolf demon, the flower demon, and the fox demon, the spider demon or something.
There are beautiful, ugly, and vicious youkai.
Without exception, in the end, all of them became a meal on the plate of human beings, and the flower demon became an elixir, refined into essence, or became a seasoning.
In the end, the demon was under the eaves and had to bow his head.
You came to the human world to practice well, if you are too high-profile, who will be killed if you don't kill you?
Li Changsheng handed the monster survival guide to Liu Wuwu: "Take a look." ”
Liu Wuwu looked at it carefully, the rabbit demon was too cute and was eaten; The wolf demon was too fierce and was wrapped in dumplings.
The flower demon is charming, and falls in love with humans, but in the end, the child's ambition is too great, the family dies, and the flower demon is refined into essence.
Changchun's mother, Li Changsheng doesn't know where she is, the father and son didn't show up when they died, and they don't know if they are still alive.
The spider demon couldn't stand the temptation of human flesh essence, and was finally fried and eaten.
"Spider essence can still be fried?" Liu Wuwu was shocked.
"In the human world, nothing is impossible." Li Changsheng said expressionlessly.
He vaguely remembered that there was a place in his previous life where spiders were eaten.
There are also fried centipedes.
Liu Wuwu was stunned by the human appetite, she would only covet the essence of spiders, not how to eat them.
She continued to look through and saw the story of the rhinoceros spirit.
The horns of rhinoceros essence are hard and sharp, and they are a good material for refining magic weapons, and they were chopped off when they first came to the human world.
The rhinoceros was eaten, and the rhinoceros horn became the material for the ritual.
It's miserable!
And the fox demon, the charm ability is above the flower demon, relying on his beauty and being loved.
Then, the end was worse than that of the rabbit spirit, and the fox skin was stripped off and made into a scarf.
Then there was the turtle demon, which was a great supplement, and then it was stewed, and the turtle shell was refined into a defensive magic weapon.
"The turtle demon, the rhinoceros spirit, did not harm people." Liu Wuwu couldn't bear to say: "Can you change it?" ”
"No, there is a saying in human beings, it is called the innocent of the husband and the guilt of the guilty."
Li Changsheng said in a deep voice: "The same is true of the demon world, when you have a treasure in your body, don't be complacent, the people and demons around you are also staring at your treasure." ”
Liu Wuwu was silent, this world is really scary, but fortunately he has nothing.
There are already seven kinds of goblins, and the last three are tiger demons, leopard spirits, and dryads.
The tiger demon and the leopard spirit are similar to the wolf demon, but the result is different, the tiger demon was soaked in wine, the meat was eaten, the tiger skin was made into clothes, and the death was the worst.
The leopard essence was not soaked in wine, and the rest were similar to the tiger demon, and finally added: This thing is out all the year round, the meat should have a fishy smell, and it is more delicious to stew it with heavy ingredients.
In the case of the Dryad, he chose an ordinary Dryad, set a trap, captured humans and animals, and was killed by people and used as firewood.
In the end, Li Changsheng also left a summary: This book is only applicable to ordinary monsters, and ancient demon geniuses are not among them.
The genius of the ancient demon, human beings also attach importance to it, and under normal circumstances, they will not eat the ancient demon.
Li Changsheng summed up the truth again: "In the human world, first of all, you must make people think that you are harmless to humans and animals, but you can't be too conspicuous, you have to be ordinary, just like those monks who can't beat you, they are very ordinary. ”
"Youkai are treasures in their own right, so don't be proud of your own claws, as they may lead to death."
"Remember: not dangerous, not cute, not seductive, be an ordinary, ordinary little monster, low-key practice."
Looking at Li Changsheng's summary, Liu Wuwu said: "Then in the demon world, how to survive?" ”
Li Changsheng was stunned for a moment and scratched his head: "I don't know, I haven't been to the demon world, I only stayed in the demon killing prison." ”
Liu Wuwu: "......"
These truths can't be made by you killing demons, right?
"Don't worry, I didn't do it a long time ago, I was just a translator at the time." Li Changsheng said: "Killing demons is a matter for senior brothers, and I occasionally help with skin peeling and cramping." ”
Liu Wuwu: "......"
I think I will feel more comfortable if you don't say the latter sentence.
"If you do what you say in your book, you won't be killed?" Liu Wuwu asked.
Li Changsheng muttered: "If it were you, would you kill a monster for no reason, it seems to be useless?" ”
"No grudges, no hatred, I don't do anything, you taught me not to harm anyone." Liu Wuwu said.
Li Changsheng nodded and said: "Actually, sometimes it is unreasonable for humans to kill demons, this book is suitable for wild monsters who want to come to the human world, so that they can understand what to pay attention to when they come to the human world." ”
"Wild youkai?" Liu Wuwu noticed this sentence.
Li Changsheng nodded and said, "Humans divide demons into two kinds, one is wild and has no human friends or masters, and the other belongs to domestic monsters. ”
"Domestic monsters are adopted as mounts by humans, pets or something, such as rabbit spirits, which were wild before being fed elixir, and then domesticated."
"And then humans will still do something to the domesticated?" Liu Wuwu said.
"It's hard to say, some won't, some will."
Li Changsheng groaned: "In the future, I will write a domestic chapter, this wild monster chapter is suitable for you now." ”
"I'm not a domestic kid yet?" Liu Wuwu asked.
"Not yet, it takes a while to understand the truth of human beings."
Li Changsheng recounted: "For example, domestic monsters must listen to humans and not make humans angry.
Never feel that you are important, humans can't do without you and the like, many domestic youkai die on this idea. ”
"I have told the cow more than once to learn to be obedient, to know gratitude, to make human beings feel that you are well raised, and he has done a good job of this."
"Cooked?"
"Yes, for example, if I teach you the exercises and teach you the truth, you will be grateful to me."
Li Changsheng said: "If you don't know gratitude and think that I should teach you as a matter of course, then you can't raise it, and humans call it a white-eyed wolf." ”
"Why the white-eyed wolf?"
"Because human beings think that wolf demons are cold-blooded and cruel, and they can't understand human nature, of course, this is only a part of the wild."
Li Changsheng said: "Many wolf demons can still be trained, but the white-eyed wolf has still been passed down. ”
"Humanity?"
"Yes, human beings will feel that those who understand are grateful to them and can listen to them, and they are good monsters who understand human nature.
Of course, there are some humans who will not be grateful, and they will also be called white-eyed wolves. ”
Liu Wuwu said: "The wolf demon is really miserable. ”