Chapter 1017: Absurd Seeking Officials
Sang Hongyang brought extremely important information.
For ordinary people, this can only be associated with not engaging in 'big smart' in the third batch of recruitment.
But Zhang Xuezhou has additionally gained important relevance.
"This batch of bamboo slips with money will definitely be sent to His Majesty for inspection, and even included in the officialdom blacklist, but if you can't see it without money, you will continue to try your luck, after all, Your Majesty's third batch focuses on erection, not recruitment!"
There must be no way to clip half a tael, but whether you can filter it without a half tael is another situation.
Zhang Xuezhou was originally full of confidence in himself, but he failed to deliver twice in a row, and he didn't have so much confidence.
Even if he doesn't deliver a piece of bamboo, everyone is asking for officials one by one, so why do they take a fancy to him.
"You can't do uncertain things, you can't do illegal things, but you have to meet the relevant conditions, and this thing has to reach a balance!"
Zhang Xuezhou thought for a while, and he finally felt that he had to do what he had to do.
He had to make sure that his official slips arrived at the new emperor's desk.
This makes him have to achieve a goal of not holding money, but also being mistaken for money.
"But it's easy to think it's a scheming!"
Zhang Xuezhou's initial idea was to clip one and a half taels outside, but whether it was one and a half taels or a hundred and a half taels, this would be a taboo for the new emperor.
Then he thought about carving the words 'there is money in it' on the bamboo slips, but this was not true.
If he clips some arc metal fragments in the bamboo slips and reveals a little bit, this way of seducing judgment will also have a bad effect.
No matter what method he is looking for to be misjudged by officials, as long as the corresponding official is recruited, he will undoubtedly be included in the ranks of those who are good at scheming.
If he shoots a shot and fires a shot as before, Zhang Xuezhou doesn't care about the follow-up impact, and he doesn't even have to care about how the new emperor feels.
But he still has to be in the Han Dynasty for a long time, and he can't focus too much on direct interests.
"Absurd!"
Thinking of Ren Sheng's proposal, Zhang Xuezhou pondered back.
But when things don't make sense, things are much simpler.
He looked at the large roll of bamboo slips in his hand, and felt that he could still buy thirty rolls and come back, and be the most eye-catching boy among the official seekers.
"But if I tie the rope tightly and tie a dead knot, those who check the bamboo slips are likely to misjudge that there is money hidden in them, and I have more bamboo slips, which will increase the misjudgment, but when it is presented to Your Majesty, this can prove my innocence and pull me out of the blacklist, and then it is the time to really ask for an official......"
It is not a problem to buy bamboo slips, and it is not a problem to tie the rope and tie the knot, but Zhang Xuezhou can't hand over dozens of blank bamboo slips.
This requires him to really show that he is here to seek officials on the bamboo slips, and he has to let the new emperor read these bamboo slips.
"Looks like it's time to show your talent!"
Although he knew that the new emperor liked Fu, Zhang Xuezhou's level of Fu was average, and he couldn't do Fu involving dozens of bamboo slips.
This made him think about several drafts in his mind.
It was a long time before he began to write.
A roll of 100 large bamboo slips, 100 pieces are enough to write more than 2,000 words, want to be absurd and bright-eyed, he is in great demand in bamboo slips, and there will be more words written, and these words still need to be read by the new emperor.
Zhang Xuezhou's writing is similar to the writing of "I Am Zuo Lengzen", which belongs to changing skin.
"The first volume begins with a tragic boy without a father and mother, and the second volume quickly undertakes the teenager to get rid of misery, barely making ends meet, and the third volume is going to write about how the boy got rid of his fate and began to get good books, and the fourth volume focuses on both literature and martial arts, so that he can become an all-rounder, so that His Majesty will like to read it, and the fifth volume will reach adulthood, this chapter focuses on describing his courage and handsomeness, which should make His Majesty have a sense of substitution, and the sixth chapter begins to write about the protagonist's new encounters, and the seventh chapter writes to uncover the mystery of the unexpected life experience, Chapter 8 writes that the protagonist is defeated by the opponent and holds His Majesty's heartstrings, Chapter 9 introduces the origin of the opponent, Chapter 10 excavates the conditions that the protagonist needs to take revenge, and Chapter 11 focuses on the protagonist's ...... to start investing in the imperial court to borrow power"
Zhang Xuezhou calculated chapter by chapter, and felt that there was no problem in making up 180,000 words.
"It's a good thing that my dad isn't here, otherwise he would have to say that I produced the assembly line!"
Zhang Xuezhou thought about it several times in his heart, and he felt that the logic of this story was okay as a whole, and he could attract people to read it with his pen power.
"When I'm done, I'll briefly attach my real request at the end!"
"Knowing the story of this Mr. Zixu, the grass people specially took it to contribute to Your Majesty, and I am willing to follow in the footsteps of Mr. Zixu to serve the court, and I hope that Your Majesty will give the grass people a chance to join the court!"
Zhang Xuezhou finished thinking briefly, and inevitably wrote a volume first.
"I should be the only one who takes 180,000 words to apply for a job!"
Zhang Xuezhou pondered the absurd conditions and felt that it should be very absurd for him to do so.
Although he didn't say that there would be no one to do this kind of behavior, at least no one else did this kind of thing at the moment.
As long as this condition is met, his behavior is undoubtedly very absurd.
As long as things are absurd, the new emperor's attention will inevitably be directed, and it will not be on his careful use of multiple bamboo slips to confuse the judgment of the audit officials.
And his job search bamboo slips can also be smoothly entrusted to the hands of the new emperor.
Things seem simple, but they are not simple.
This is also a small use of attention transfer in psychology, which can transfer the other person from the current task to another task.
On the one hand, the new emperor personally checked the bamboo slips to find evidence of half a tael, and on the other hand, to find the name of the person who delivered the bamboo slips.
Zhang Xuezhou turned the new emperor from his own task to complete his task, and he finally let the new emperor prove his talent, and he also said what he said about the official, and also proved his innocence without money.
The most important thing is that what he did is a bit outrageous, but if it is too outrageous, it will not be judged by normal people as a unique scheming behavior, and many people may even have to scold him for being a fool.
"If you can't be an official this time, it means that Your Majesty really doesn't like me!"
Zhang Xuezhou and Xindi are not completely strangers, he worked as a spell casting consumable a few years ago, and was recommended by Zhang Qian to present a secret book.
If the other party looks at it a little bit, it will also let him pass.
If something goes wrong in this regard, Zhang Xuezhou can either rely on nepotism and rely on Dong Zhongshu to become an official after turning over, or earn enough money to buy an official.
As long as he doesn't enter the blacklist, he has a way back, and he thinks clearly, but he is not completely unconfident.
"Cousin, what are you writing here, why do I feel a little weird!"
Zhang Xuezhou wrote, Rong Tianding, who was busy buying millet rice, stood behind him and watched, with all kinds of weirdness on his face.
There was a long way to wipe his eyes.
"I feel that Brother Dongfang is completely writing about me, this is completely my previous situation, woo woo, this son is so pitiful, this makes me feel empathy!"
Xu Yuan, who has not endured culture, can't help but cry.
This made Zhang Xuezhou open his mouth, and it was difficult to complain about Xu Yuan's common emotion for a while.
"This is not to write about you, Zixu Grandpa!" Zhang Xuezhou reminded.
"I don't even have a grandfather, that's more pitiful than me, woo~, where is he, can we send him some food? If not, I'll use my share of the money I earn to buy food for him!" ”
Xu Yuan wiped his eyes and began to hold millet rice, obviously preparing to do something for relief.
“……”
Zhang Xuezhou didn't expect that the beginning of just one chapter of more than 2,000 words would cause Xu Yuan to feel sad.
lacks sufficient knowledge, and has never seen this genre of text, and a chapter makes Xu Yuanxin, who has similar experiences, believe that it is true.
The good news is that Zhang Xuezhou's assembly line has a certain market in this world at the beginning, and the other bad news is that it will be true that Xu Yuanyuan will not want Zhang Xuezhou to find out this imaginary person and send millet to fund.
"Ah, I really didn't lie to you, this is what I just made up" Zhang Xuezhou explained: "We really don't have this person." ”
"I don't believe it, quickly find out Zixu, we lose money and lose money, and he starves and dies!" Xu Yuan insisted.
"There really isn't such a person, if you don't believe me, I'll make up another paragraph for you!"
"How can this kind of thing that makes me feel immersive be made up, I don't believe it!"
Looking at the darkening sky, Zhang Xuezhou wanted to wait for the dawn to write, but he had to rush to the night shift at the moment.
(End of chapter)