Chapter 218: The Reincarnation of the Fart Fairy

You plough the fields and I weave, and I set fire to you when you kill people.

Xi Qingyan wanted to do something, and there was nothing that Su Lixiao didn't support, so she successfully made a ...... in the woman

After the strange shape and indescribable taste of the paste, Su Lixiao still thought of mixing this thing into the imperial meal, and even asked the emperor for an edict, and ordered the father-in-law around him to stare at Su Chen'an and eat it.

I heard that after that day, Su Chen'an frequently ran to the thatched house, and even a fart in ten seconds, which made the maids and attendants look depressed one by one, and they couldn't lose their sense of smell immediately.

Su Lixiao: "......" is very good, at first glance, it is the idea that Xi Qingyan came up with.

However, this matter is not mentioned for the time being, for Bai Hang, Su Lixiao really didn't want him to continue to follow Xi Qingyan's side, the rival in love was very red when he saw him, he didn't fork Bai Hang out on the spot, and he already gave him face.

"He said he wanted to join the army, well, that's the case." Innocently spread his hands, Xi Qingyan hung up high, and his state looked extremely relaxed.

Silence is Cambridge tonight.

The corners of Shu Lixiao's forehead jumped, and finally nodded with a dark face under Xi Qingyan's clear and innocent eyes.

That's it, for Bai Hang's sake of saving his life, he will arrange this matter properly.

But before that, he still needs to make Su Chen'an pay the price.

The two glanced at each other, and both saw the eager light in each other's eyes, Xi smiled lightly, and turned his fingertips, revealing three glass-colored medicine bottles.

"Do you want to see Suchen'an overturn?" No matter what, he is also the emperor's son, since the last time the emperor showed mercy to his subordinates, Su Chen'an seemed to be looking for a support, and jumped out from time to time to disgust them.

In this case, it is better to let him personally taste the bureau he has set up, and let them see how capable he is.

The secret medicine that can erase memory, there is one thing to say, Xi Qingyan really wants to take it and study it.

"Walking." ap.

The two agreed on a countermeasure in a few words, and when they were about to go to Bai Hang to invite you into the urn, in the elegant courtyard, two disheveled young men were sitting on the ground randomly, leaning together in a daze with their heads touched.

They were covered with sparkling wine, and the smell of wine exuded from their bodies, and they looked like they had been drunk to death.

Raising his eyebrows imperceptibly, Su Lixiao pinched his eyebrows patiently, and asked uncertainly, "That's it?" Are you sure you can fight back?"

One is silly and white is sweet and the other is white and black, this combination, no matter how you look at it, has little chance of winning.

Pretending to be calm and coughing, Xi Qingyan squinted his eyes slightly, and looked like an unfathomable dust, "Isn't there still you, lore!"

「……!」

I don't want to talk anymore.

The two parted ways, Xi Qingyan also found someone to send Bai Hang and the others to the room, and then when they were about to rest, Chun Tao came in with an invitation.

There was a hint of strangeness on her face, and her round apricot eyes were full of puzzlement, "Miss, the post from the Weiguo Mansion said that it was an invitation to you to a flower-viewing banquet."

Sitting in the Taishi chair, Xi Qingyan relaxed his body and buried himself in the soft pillow, his eyes were like silk, and he looked extremely lazy and wanton.

"Huh? Wei Guogong?" No, no, the front foot just offended Wei Wan'er, and the back foot Wei Guogong Mansion wants to get back to the field?

Xi Qingyan, who had been tired for a day, turned her brain very slowly, and just when she was about to fall asleep with her head in a daze with one hand, she suddenly remembered something.

Wei Wan'er's movements should not be so fast, so this time the Wei Guo Mansion should be aiming at the position of the crown princess, so he specially invited her.

What do you want to do? Unable to suppress and beat her? Spiritually despise her? Or is it just to fulfill her?

Sleepily yawned, and the woman waved her hand indifferently, "You remember the day, and remind me then." After all, she has formed a bond with the Weiguo Mansion, and it will be good for them to be angry at that time.

And Xi Qingyan likes the way others can't get used to her, but they can't kill her, come on, fight!

Last but not least

One point, the emperor intends to canonize Su Xiaomo as the emperor's grandson, so his mother can't pull the child's hind legs with a stain, right?

Looking at the curvature of Xi Qingyan's smile at the corner of her mouth, Chun Tao suddenly hit a spirit, she had a hunch that her eldest lady wanted to fight again!

Let's say that after Bai Hang and Ming Xiu turned to sober, the two looked at each other blankly, and took their arms from each other's waists expressionlessly, and Ming Xiu slowly fell to the ground like a ghost, blinking his eyes blankly.

"Bai Hang, it's impossible for us, I already have the woman I like." With a serious face, Ming Xiu tied his belt hard, and the expression on his face was dark and uncertain, very changeable.

Shaking his body with a cold cold, Bai Hang's heart was as disgusting as swallowing a fly, he couldn't bear to look directly at it, and this look fell in Ming Xiu's eyes, and it became a heartbroken and forbearant appearance.

In the end, it was a partner who grew up together, Ming Xiu endured and endured, and firmly restrained his mood to appease him, "It's okay, there is no grass at the end of the world, and without me, there will be the next one unlucky, ah no, there is a fate."

Just as Ming Xiu wanted to talk to Bai Hang about life events in the organization, the latter's eyes were gloomy, and he waved his hand heavily and knocked him out.

"Get out!"

What a mess this is, which evil obstacle put him and Ming Xiu on the same bed!

His innocence! Ruined!

Not to mention Bai Hang, who was incompetent and furious, and almost went crazy, Su Lixiao also got some very flavorful clues in his hands.

[Su Chen'an doesn't know what he eats, he farts more than 700 times an hour on average, and there are rumors among the people that Su Chen'an may be reincarnated as a fart fairy]

[The Gong bucket in the Five Princes' Mansion was not enough, and the housekeeper bought five hundred overnight]

[In order to prevent discouragement on the spot, the five princes said that they were sick and did not dare to go to court, so they stayed in the room and vented]

What kind of mess is this, what did Xi Qingyan eat for Su Chen'an, no wonder he didn't see him this morning.

Twitching the corners of his mouth fiercely, Su Lixiao paused slightly with the fingers of the secret letter, gritted his teeth and asked Yun Fei, who couldn't laugh at the next time, "The dignified secret guard is used to collect these things?"

Don't do your job! One by one, they are full and have nothing to do!

The palm of his hand pressed hard against the throbbing stomach, Yun Fei's face was flushed with a smile, and his whole person trembled as if he was convulsed, "Master, I heard that the fifth prince has already stunned three maids and one attendant, and they are foaming at the mouth, and they have been sent to the Divine Medicine Pavilion."

How smelly is this to achieve such a feat, if you collect these gases and throw one out during a fight, can it have the effect of getting twice the result with half the effort?

Yun Fei's thoughts were flying, and he had already lowered his head and thought about the possibilities.

Pinched his eyebrows painfully, how could he have thought that Yun Fei, who was upright and unsmiling, would actually become like this, it seemed that everyone who came into contact with Xi Qingyan or Xi Xiaochen would become ...... Odd in the head?

Shaking his head, he said in a deep voice, "Spread the news and sit in peace." After a pause, the man opened his lips with difficulty, "The name of the fart fairy."

A good reputation is very important for the prince, especially the prince who has ideas about the throne, as soon as the name of the fart fairy comes out, whether it is the folk or the Shiqin Tianjian, it will be famous and resounding throughout the country.

Thinking that Su Chen'an has to be secretly muttered to himself wherever he goes, the picture is so beautiful, and it is exciting to think about it.

"Yes." Finally stopped laughing, Yun Fei took out another invitation from his sleeve, "Your Highness, the Weiguo Mansion will prepare a flower viewing banquet in three days, and the crown princess will also go."

If you want him to say, what did Wei Guogong do to jump out and destroy people's marriages, his master and mother were born as a pair, how could that villain be able to break up?

With a heavy breath from his nostrils to the sky, Yun Fei clenched his fists, ready to rush up and give Wei Guogong two punches.

"Flower viewing feast?" He smiled meaninglessly, and the man's sharp phoenix eyes suddenly crossed a trace of calculation, "Then let's go and take a look."

If he leaves, he shouldn't be left behind, but I don't know if he will be able to return to normal in three days, if not, it will be fun.

Three days went by in a flash.

On this day, Xi Qingyan changed into a white dress, the woman's long hair was like a waterfall, pouring down like a flowing cloud, her bright eyes and bright teeth turned gracefully, and her smile and smile were full of laziness and laziness, and her temperament was out of the ordinary, both cold and arrogant.

"Let's go." Blinking at himself in the mirror, Xi Qingyan curled the corners of his lips in a good mood, and first met with Bai Hang and muttered for a while, before Shi Shiran stepped into the carriage and went to the Weiguo Mansion.

After she left, Bai Hang held the sword with a blank face, and then disappeared strangely, and it seemed that he was heading to the Five Princes' Mansion.

Maybe it's because the Wei Guogong has made too much noise recently, or maybe it's because Concubine Wei Shu in the palace is in charge of the power, and the people of the Wei Guogong Mansion who have always been quite peaceful are rarely shaking today.

Not to mention the crowded and chaotic carriages outside the door, even the ladies of the family were completely in a mess, and no one paid attention to them at all.

"Chun Tao, do you know what it's called?" Raising her eyebrows, Xi Qingyan simply stayed on the carriage and couldn't get down, the woman leaned on the wall with her arms crossed, her red lips slightly hooked, and she was incredibly beautiful.

"Dumb talk, posturing." It seems that Wei Guogong has really been very suffocated in the past few years, but there is a concubine, not only is she bold enough to want the position of the crown princess, but this hospitality is also thrown into the dog's stomach.

Tut~

Scratching his head, Chun Tao didn't know so many twists and turns, but he hadn't been idle these days, and he asked someone to find out a lot of news.

"Miss, do you know what is the most important thing in the Weiguo Mansion?" The little girl looked at Xi Qingyan seriously, and without waiting for the latter to speak, she poured it out.

"Maid."

Concubine? What do you mean, is Wei Guogong very capable of giving birth?

"When I was young, the Duke of Weiguo accepted a lot of concubines, and there were more than thirty concubines in the mansion, which means that the family in this capital has more or less something to do with the Mansion of the Prince."