Chapter 35 Spring Calls Cats

A group of country women giggled, and many people looked at Mo Chuan with their eyes really shining.

Only the husband of the beaten woman, the dog leftover, was so angry that one Buddha was born and two Buddhas ascended to heaven.

Seeing this, Mo Chuan hurriedly spoke to reassure:

The layman laughed, the poor Dao has entered the Dao Gate, and he is dedicated to the Dao, how dare he be contaminated with red dust cause and effect? This method of sending children only needs to open the altar in the courtyard, ask for a talisman, and offer it under the pillow, and you can get the sign of Lan Meng. ”

Mo Chuan knew that the people were ignorant, so he simply lifted the curtain of the door and showed his hand.

As he spoke, with a wave of his sleeves, the wind rose in the open space at the entrance of the village, blowing everyone staggering, and the oops did not stop.

"Oops! Where did the wind come from......"

"It seems that the little Taoist priest made the Dao Law!"

When the villagers saw this, they were shocked and terrified.

The people who used to be flirtatious were so frightened that they hid in the crowd, not daring to show their faces, for fear that the Taoist priest would settle accounts after the autumn.

"Oh, the little old man doesn't know the true face of the immortal, how much he is offended, he is really scared!"

"It's okay!"

The village chief, who was full of vulgarity before, saw this scene, and he was polite and spoke gently, which made Mo Chuan shake his head in his heart.

With the wind as evidence, the villagers finally believed that Mo Chuan had a two-handed method.

The left and right pat process was also broken, so it is better to take a look at the Taoist priest's method of seeking children.

At this time, it was also sunset, and without delaying the farm work, everyone swarmed outside the fence yard of the dog's house to watch the excitement.

The so-called practice of opening the altar is naturally something that Mo Chuan fools people.

Still, he commanded with care.

What are the old cases, incense candles, glutinous rice, porcelain bowls, geranium water, Fulong liver...... Clouds and clouds, sprinkled with a lot.

Listen to the name to bluff people tightly.

In fact, the so-called geranium water is a woman's water.

Fulong liver, also known as Fulong, is just ash under the stove.

The villagers watched the excitement, the east family took the same, the west family made the same, and the preparation was soon completed.

Before Mo Chuan prepared to do this, he asked:

"Dare to ask your village, but there are still people who want children? The left and right are all seeking children, and the poor road is also just done together. ”

The villagers looked at each other.

A man in the prime of life stood up and asked, "Immortal Chief, can you ask for a male doll?" ”

Mo Chuan sighed in his heart: "If you can ask for it, you can ask for it, and if you are sincere, you will be spiritual." ”

The man hurriedly said, "That's one of me!" ”

Another person is enthusiastic about the interface: "Count me in!" ”

For a time, seven or eight villagers signed up, and many of them had male babies.

"Hey, broken cotton shoes, don't you have a cub at home?"

"You know a fart, many sons are blessed."

Mo Chuan looked at the excitement, and the meaning of narrowness in his heart was secretly born.

Let's say that after the registration was completed, Mo Chuan took a strand of hair alone, and bluntly said that the mother who sent the child had to find someone through the green silk.

When everything was ready, Mo Chuan immediately recited a mantra.

He hummed in a tone that shook yin and yang, and the villagers were full of awe when they heard it.

However, if there are people in the Taoist sect present, I am afraid that they will have to reprimand a fake Taoist priest!

That scripture is also the "Sutra of Tranquility".

After the process of nonsense was finished, Mo Chuan took the yellow paper, licked the ink, and the pen went to a town house.

"The method of seeking a child has been completed, you only need to put this talisman under the pillow, and when you do the things of men and women, sincerely seek a child, and you will succeed!"

Mo Chuan gave a few town mansions to the family seeking children.

"Thank you for the talisman, the Taoist has worked hard!"

Several villagers thanked them again and again.

Mo Chuan waved his hand and excused himself, said that he was tired, begged for an empty room, and went to rest.

……

The night is shrouded, and the lights are dark.

Mo Chuan sat on a simple farmhouse hard couch, waved his hand, a teapot fell on the table, and the monk of Dengcao jumped out with a smile on his face, and said:

"Daoye, you call me?"

"Send the son Niangniang, you enjoy the poor incense, you can't eat and live in vain, it's time for you to go out tonight."

The monk of the lamp grass looked confused.

……

The night is over, and the sun is rising.

The villagers of Niujiagou get up early and start their day's work.

However, the atmosphere in the village is obviously a little delicate today.

The man's face was red, and the woman's face was shy.

When they greeted each other, they couldn't help but have a little more teasing and fun.

If you ask carefully, it is:

Spring calls cats and cats call spring, and the more he screams, the more energetic he becomes,

The old man also has the intention of a cat, and he doesn't dare to bark in front of others. [Note 1]

Let's say that the villagers joked, and they couldn't help but ask about the young Taoist priest who opened the altar yesterday, and those who had good deeds looked for the past.

When he arrived at his destination, he realized that the young Taoist priest left after dawn.

Hearing this, I don't know how many people were so annoyed that they slapped their thighs and didn't ask for a child charm.

You must know that I invited someone who asked for a child charm last night, and I really realized what it means to be in Wushan Yunyu and go to Bliss together!

In fact, after half a month, there are more people who regret it.

Because of the family of seeking children, every family is happy, and they are all pregnant!

Even the daughter-in-law of the dog leftover, who had been married for several years and had never given birth to a child, was also pregnant, and the joy of the dog leftover was spread all over the village.

It is also for the unknown young Taoist priest to pray for incense.

Of course, that's all for later.

……

Let's say that after Mo Chuan left the village, he identified the direction, that is, he got up and walked away.

It's not that he's afraid that the monk's hair washing will be exposed.

But when I sensed the half of the cymbals in the morning, the position changed.

This made him suddenly a little anxious,

I'm afraid that the opportunity to get it will be gone.

However, although the technique of copying is mysterious, it is not a method of transportation after all, and it is a waste to travel quickly.

After walking for a long time, he didn't go far, Mo Chuan could only press the impetuousness in his heart, and slowly hurried away, thinking to himself, if he met the village and town again, he would definitely find a horse to walk.

While thinking about it, a sound of blowing and blowing came into my ears.

I followed the sound and looked, but I saw a country road that was about to be merged into the main road, and a festive red family sending team was blowing and blowing, and walked over.

Mo Chuan looked at Huanxi, and was about to go up to ask for a few candies, and he was full of joy.

I never thought that after walking a few steps, when I saw the whole picture of the family sending team, my face changed suddenly!

I saw this family sending team, as long as a swimming dragon, there are musicians blowing and beating in front, and there are helpers carrying dowries in the back, winding for several miles, and the end is Haohao soup.

It can be described as: thousands of acres of fertile land, ten miles of red makeup.

However, when I looked closely, I saw the shining and vermilion lacquer gold boxes, tables, chairs, and cabinets, and a flat pole picked up a long one after another.

So where is the dowry?

It's clearly - a paper-tied artifact!

Looking further back, sixteen men interspersed the flat cross, carrying a big red coffin, swaying from the country road.

This scene made Mo Chuan dumbfounded.

What's going on?

The team slowly passed by Mo Chuan, and a Xi Pozi with a bamboo basket walked over, reached out and grabbed a handful of candy and handed it to Mo Chuan.

"Dao Chief, I'm happy."

Mo Chuan took the candy with some hair, and hurriedly asked, "Dare to ask the layman, what is the situation?" ”

Xi Pozi has obviously been asked countless times, and when she heard it, she said skillfully:

"It's called a ghost marriage! Become that corpse bone! ”

Xi Pozi is gone.

Mo Chuan looked at the candy in his hand, trembling all over, and lost it all.

Set off again, seeing that the family sending team was in front, Mo Chuan was angry, so he simply used the technique of copying and went around to the front.

Not far away, a magnificent city came into view.

Jiangcheng has arrived.

At the gate of the city, a group of kissing procession, dressed in red and purple, is looking forward to it.

A musician next to him, in groups of three or five, whispered.

One of the musicians was holding a pair of cymbals behind his back and muttering in the middle of the line.