Chapter 135: The Streets of Beckland
"Walk ......"
Listening to the sound of the ambulance horn in her ears, Feng Xue stuffed the change in her hand into her wallet and disappeared into the crowd.
Feeling the [Demon] label as always, Feng Xue muttered twice dissatisfiedly, obviously in San Luotan City, as long as the ATM is pulled away, a large amount of [knowledge] will be credited to the account soon, but in Beckland, he has sent more than twenty ambulances to the ATM, but he still has not gained anything.
"Is it because Beckland's ambulances aren't expensive enough? Or is it because of the national situation, I will not be regarded as a 'demon' in this way, so I will not provide [knowledge] until a new label is condensed? ”
Thinking like this in his heart, Feng Xue felt that maybe he should change his thinking, although the line of the [demon] label could not be broken, he should also try to create some new urban legends.
However, urban legends are simple and simple, but it is not so easy to make one popular enough.
Just like the classification of the level before the strange talk by the Wu themselves, the [rumor] must go through enough tests before it can slowly grow into the [strange news], and finally become the [strange talk] passed on by word of mouth.
But in the final analysis, the vast majority of rumors stop at rumors, in the information age, a large number of new stalks will be born every day, and there will be countless old stalks faded, and it is obviously not so easy to create a story that is enough to cause a sensation and circulate for a certain period of time.
There are countless people who want to become Internet celebrities on the Internet, and all the jobs they can think of have basically been rectified, but only a very small part of them can really become popular, and most of this popular part will fade again in a very short period of time.
To put it to the extreme, the rotten work of swimming in the dung pit has been rectified, and my popularity is so high that I don't know where to go, and the time is much earlier, but when it comes to, many people think of it or the old eight, the stalk is such a strange thing, whether it can spread or not, it doesn't entirely depend on your identity, popularity, and how ruthless your whole job is, sometimes, it's obviously a very bland bragging, it can be inexplicably popular all over the country, and some people want to make headlines when they hollow out their minds, In the end, it may not be possible.
This is true even in the domestic environment that Feng Xue is familiar with, not to mention Victoria, where Feng Xue is still unfamiliar at this time.
To put it bluntly, Feng Xue's understanding of this country is limited to fish and chips, looking up at the starry sky, and not knowing whether the mother-in-law popular King Arthur exists, Sir Newton who is often lifted on the coffin board but actually lives in an urn, a certain queen who waits for a long time but takes a break before she dies, MIx, who has always been unhuman in terms of not being a human being, the Hogwarts school bus on the platform of nine and three-quarters, and 007 who is so publicized that it is outrageous to be alive.
As for the customs and customs, I basically don't know anything, and it is a bit whimsical to want to make a popular strange talk in such a strange place.
After squatting on the side of the street and sending cheats to the children and almost attracting the police, Feng Xue, who ran two streets in a gray way, found a café on the corner, ordered a cappuccino, and sat at the open-air stall, quietly listening to the communication of passers-by, trying to find inspiration from it.
But unfortunately, even if the effect of translating konjac can make him easily understand the other party's words, as a person who doesn't even watch English dramas, most of the dialogue is limited to being able to understand every word, but he doesn't know what he's talking about.
"After all, it's not good luck, if this door can lead to the east country, then nothing is a problem!" Feng Xue took a sip of bitter coffee and sighed deeply, changing to the country in the East that has its own weird culture, not to mention playing weird talk, first of all, he can mix into the two-dimensional circle in minutes, and then with his foresight and foresight, he can still wander around in major comic exhibitions, leaving an urban legend such as "super restoration coser".
However, after thinking about it carefully, he felt that he might be thinking too much, after all, there is an organization that monopolizes the entire residential area on the eastern side.
Not to mention anything else, the name "Hundred Things" alone is enough to show that the other party has a deep connection with the Dongguo Strange Talk, after years of hard work, I am afraid that I will be detected by the other party just after I take action, and this group of guys who even monopolize the residential area will do anything to the basic plate of the real world.
As for the idea of taking a plane to Yanguo, he just went through it in his mind and gave it up.
After all, he actually didn't know the true thoughts of the Yan Guo official, and he hadn't even communicated directly with the other party, so it was impossible to bet his fate on this kind of thing, and before that, how he could take the plane without identity was also a problem that had to be considered.
"Boom!" The sudden explosion was accompanied by thick smoke rising from afar, Feng Xue sighed, although he was not very sure, he was eighty percent sure, I am afraid that this was the evil of a colleague who came with him.
"Well, if only I could do it." Feng Xue shook her head, glanced at the owl toy in the shop window opposite, and suddenly had an idea in her heart.
……
"Arrest Arrest Arrest Arrest ~~~~~"
The sound of the rapid police car whistle resounded in the streets, and Feng Xue stood in the alley on the side of the street with a dark face, the corners of her mouth kept twitching-
"It's not the same as what he said!"
If you have to say it, Feng Xue hasn't done anything else in the past two days, he just made a batch of parchment paper through the sponsorship of his ATM buddies, and then wrote more than a dozen letters in very beautiful flower characters, and then sealed them in beautiful envelopes and delivered them to the homes of residents who stepped on a good point, and the content of the letters was also very simple-
"Dear Mr./Miss XX,
"We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted to attend Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Enclosed is a list of the required secretaries and equipment.
"The semester is scheduled to start on September 1. We will wait for your owl to hear back from you by July 31.
"Vice-Principal (female)
"Minerva McGonagall Up"
……
And the results of this are also there, Feng Xue just threw a few letters, and the police car came-
The family who received the letter actually called the police!
"In other words, even if you don't believe in this kind of thing, shouldn't it be used as a talking point in the neighborhood? Taking a step back is just an ordinary prank! Why do you call the police directly? ”
Looking at the obvious number of police officers on the street, Feng Xue really found it difficult to understand what was worth calling the police about her behavior, and in the end she could only attribute it to the overreaction of residents caused by "her peers have committed too many crimes recently".
Until the next day, he saw a notice on the community bulletin board......
ps1: It's not cold knowledge, although the exchange of pounds in the past was a very anti-human amount, but now the pound coins have been restructured, 100 new pence is equal to 1 pound, similar to 100 cents is equal to 1 dollar.
ps2: The protagonist has no household registration, no identity certificate, no passport, so he can't go to the embassy, even if he has an official record, because it is impossible for the embassy abroad to know the news of the strange talk response department, not to mention that the protagonist has not really been in contact with the strange talk department in essence, he just voted for his "resume" through the medium of Chen Xiyao, which belongs to the idle chess of the cloth in hand, and it is naturally good to have gains, but it is impossible to gamble his life, after all, the official prison is not as easy to escape from as the private prison in Jeston.
PS3: It's a note about flying abroad, but the problem is still the same, he doesn't have a household registration and passport, so it's difficult to take a plane through regular channels, and as for the ability to rely on the Phantom of the Opera suit...... That thing just makes his existence reasonable, not completely distorts the perception of the people around him, the flight attendant thinks that your appearance on the plane is reasonable, but it doesn't mean that you don't need a ticket to board the plane.
(End of chapter)