"Yaoyao! Get up! ”

Early in the morning, her mother's voice came through the door, Chen Xiyao rubbed her eyes and got up from the bed, and only after washing up did she wake up a little.

When I came to the restaurant, I saw my father sitting on the main seat watching the news, and my mother put breakfast on the table, picked up her mobile phone and started watching short videos.

Chen Xiyao had just taken a bite of breakfast, and suddenly heard an extremely exaggerated voice from her mother's mobile phone:

"This Changchun Gong is the practice left by the Changchun real people of the Quanzhen School, as the name suggests, it is the internal strength method that can make people stay young forever, of course, everyone also knows, this internal strength must not be practiced casually, in case you go crazy, it is not good for everyone, but everyone who sees this video today is blessed, Changchun Internet Martial Arts Hall has officially opened, don't want 90,000, don't 50,000, as long as 18,888, a month of personal training to take home, one-on-one professional counseling, feel free to ask, intimate explanation, you ......"

"Ahem...... cough violently when she heard this, put down the egg fried steamed bun that she had just bitten in her hand, and said speechlessly:

"Why did you start caring about that? I asked you before school started, didn't you say you weren't interested? ”

Without waiting for Chen's mother, who was disconnected by Bluetooth to make a good excuse, Chen's father, who watched the news of "Xijing Police Station's Eighteen Bronze Men Destroyed Human Trafficking Dens" on TV, explained without looking back:

"My mother has a handkerchief and has practiced a jade toad secret book, she looks like she is five or six years younger, she is tempted, but didn't she reject you before? So I'm embarrassed to talk to you, speaking of which, that Jade Toad Secret Archive seems to be a project made by the Fourth Military Medical University, didn't you get the escort over there? Help your mother ask, save her from searching the Internet every day......"

"You know! I'm afraid that my daughter owes favors, but she is an establishment in the agency, so she can't mess around! ”

Chen's mother glared at Chen's father, then looked at Chen Xiyao and said:

"Don't listen to your dad's nonsense, it's not bad for a year or two!"

"What are you talking about......" Chen Xiyao rolled her eyes, solved the fried steamed buns and soy milk in two bites, and then picked up her schoolbag and said:

"Don't worry about this, I'll bring you a serious set back in the evening, by the way, Dad, why don't you also take the time to practice, it's better than wolfberry!"

After speaking, without waiting for her father to respond, Chen Xiyao turned around and walked out of the house.

Walking out of the corridor, you can already see the children who are not sleepy playing there in the yard, just like when I was a child, most of the children in the yard carried golden hoop sticks, and at this time these children also carried an inflatable killer whale more or less, and a few children with other weapons were as aggrieved as the children who carried a nine-tooth nail rake at that time.

The corners of her mouth curled slightly, Chen Xiyao took a step out of the community, and saw that the traffic light happened to turn red.

"The martial god disciple condensed the true form of martial arts in Baotou yesterday, and the appearance turned out to be an electronic dragon" Chen Xiyao stood next to the lamppost, took advantage of the red light to open the mobile phone, and looked at the headlines on the homepage, the corners of her mouth couldn't help twitching twice, and she was about to complain, "I haven't condensed the true form", but suddenly felt a strong wind suddenly blowing by her side.

Chen Xiyao looked up suddenly, and saw a rabbit cub who looked a few years younger than himself running and jumping, and after borrowing strength on the railing on the side of the road, he put his foot on the roof of a passing car, and after a few times borrowed force, he had already jumped to the opposite side of the road, and the air was suddenly filled with the [Yanguo foul language] of the car drivers who had stepped on the roof.

"It's another bear kid who started to die after a few days of learning, that is, the car at the gate of the community is slow, otherwise he will kill you!"

Chen Xiyao is not surprised by such a scene, but not every car owner can bear it, only to see a white Volkswagen suddenly parked on the side of the road, and then saw that the owner in a suit did not even open the door, so he got out of the window like a snake, and caught up with the bear child in a few steps, and began to call the traffic management bureau with his collar.

The street lamp changed color, Chen Xiyao slowly crossed the road, and she could still hear the words of the man in the suit who reported to the traffic management bureau slowly, and the shouting of the bear child like a pig-

"You still dare to report, at most I will criticize education, you will deduct points! Do you know how to deduct points! Don't want a driver's license? ”

……

On the other side, Feng Xue and Liu Qi had just finished their morning class, looking at the endless grassland, Feng Xue took out a dice, intending to write the "Branch Consciousness 3.72a" that had just been updated yesterday into it, but suddenly heard a burst of music, it was a very old song......

"The wind and dust rise~~The clouds and rain fall to the ground~~Countless ......"

"Hey, hello, who's ......"

Seeing that it was his apprentice's phone, Feng Xue suddenly showed a smile on her face, and stopped what she was doing, and sure enough, in the next moment, Liu Qi, who originally had an expression of "won't be another harassing call", suddenly wanted to squat on the ground to answer the phone......

"Damn! What electronic dragon martial saint? That's a joke! When you say this, I'm just a trip! Yes, don't worry, your son doesn't fight with people and doesn't go to the ring!

"What? Only kill people and don't perform? What age was that? Now is a harmonious society! Harmonious! He doesn't recognize life and death in the law! Martial arts training is to strengthen the body, is self-cultivation, not to fight and kill! Yes, really! Doesn't my sister's school also offer martial arts classes?

"I'll go, which bastard introduced you to it? Contract...... Well, that's what I did, but that's right! Ouch my god! Am I not trying to attract readers? Now that kung fu is so popular, I said that the adaptation of real events, wouldn't there be more people to watch?

"I really didn't lie to you! What daughter-in-law is, they all say it's a gimmick! It's been a few years since your son graduated, so you just look at my face, like you can go to high school to accompany you?

"Oh, it's because I didn't write it! Look at those who write about love, which one has really been in love?

"No, that's not a serious person! Yes, don't believe it! By the way, have you changed my part of the exercises? Is there anything you don't understand?

"What? Just last month, when you said that you practiced qi, I sent you that document! Yes, that's it! Eh, Mom, I'm not afraid that you won't be able to read classical Chinese? Whoever says the vernacular is not reliable! Joke! Your son is an electronic dragon martial saint! I'm not reliable, where do you find a reliable one? Ah, no...... It's a joke...... Nor is it ...... Never mind! In short, that kung fu is real! You and my dad practice well...... That's right! Don't give it to my little sister!

"How can you! It's just that how old is she, aren't you afraid that she will learn to go out and cause trouble? Forehead...... That's it! You'd better keep an eye on it, I'm thinking about how the school has to call the parents these days...... It's not like that, it's all health ......."

……

After a while, Liu Qi, who had a burnt expression, hung up the phone, looking at the master with a lively expression, he was a little embarrassed for a while, but Feng Xue waved his hand indifferently and said:

"There's nothing to be embarrassed about, how handsome the electronic dragon is!"

"......" Liu Qi froze there again, if he had known that a little autosuggestion would have such a big impact, he would never have shouted that famous sentence a few months ago!

(End of chapter)