Chapter 58: Blown until golden on both sides
"Touched by your uncle!"
"Sister ugly? Your whole family is ugly? Sister, this is what became ugly after being poisoned! ”
"Your uncle, don't touch your sister's clothes!"
"Hey, hey, hey, that stepping horse is not a bandage, it's my sister's chest ......"
It's so cool......
Sitting in a wheelchair, with his mouth and eyes crooked, his neck stalked, and he couldn't move his body, Yin Nanfeng roared in his heart, and then he felt a chill in his chest.
Then, something loses its shackles.
"Damn, you're not a man?" Qin Yu's people are numb.
With Qin Yu's eyesight, he rarely looks away, and this time he can even distinguish gender.
Yin Nanfeng, who had a crooked mouth and eyes, was full of shame and indignation, tears flowed down, and he had an expression of wanting to die.
"Don't blame me, Old Dog Zhou said that you are a son!"
Qin Yu stared without squinting, and said very righteously: "But don't worry, I'm a righteous man and a gentleman, what is indecent and don't look at me, no one knows it......"
Yin Nanfeng scolded in his heart: "If you are a righteous man and a gentleman, there will be no obscene people in this world!" ”
Crash!
Yin Nanfeng first felt a chill all over his body, and then he was thrown into the bathtub.
Then she saw that Qin Yu opened the medicine bags one by one, picked and chose them, and then threw the Chinese medicine into it.
"If you're a woman, you can't use this, you'll grow a beard."
"And this can't be used, it's too strong, and it's easy to go through menopause."
"This donkey glue could have been added more."
The same traditional Chinese medicine was casually thrown into the bath bucket by Qin Yu.
Yin Nanfeng was shocked to find that the thing floating in front of him seemed to be cinnamon?
Isn't this thing for cooking?
Is that leaf-like one?
The soul is faint.
How can there still be cumin?
This guy, it's not going to cook my sister and eat it, right?
Yin Nanfeng was numb, thinking about soaking for a while, he would be pickled, and in the end, would he be wrapped in breadcrumbs and fried until golden on both sides, and then cry for the children next door?
"Well, these pills are enough."
Qin Yu walked up to Yin Nanfeng, pinched her chin, raised her face and said, "Your face needs some violent means to correct it, otherwise you will have a crooked mouth and eyes for the rest of your life." ”
"What means of violence?" Yin Nanfeng was speechless and asked frantically in his heart.
Qin Yu said to himself: "You must be asking what is a violent method, right?" It's similar to Tang Bohu's return to my drifting fist, it will hurt a lot, you bear with it! ”
Syllable!
As soon as the slap went down, it hit Yin Nanfeng's left cheek.
At this time, Yin Nanfeng was stupid, he was so big, it was the first time he was slapped, and the pain was far less than the humiliation caused by this slap.
"Ada!"
Qin Yu screamed, and slapped it again, hitting him on the right cheek.
"Coming back?" Yin Nanfeng wanted to die, he wanted to die, he wanted to die immediately.
"Well, the eyes are restored."
Qin Yu looked at her eyes carefully and said, "Eh, your eyes are so good-looking, they look like a cunning and charming little fox." ”
"Sister, I have good eyes, you say?" Yin Nanfeng is going crazy.
"Well, my cheeks are stiff, it's hard to do."
Qin Yu rolled up his sleeves, put his two hands on Yin Nanfeng's cheeks, and then began to rub his face, one face was rubbed in a strange shape, staring and pouting.
"Alright, let's talk."
After a few minutes, Qin Yu finally let go of Yin Nanfeng's face, and then he was speechless.
Because the woman in front of her is really beautiful.
Cunning and charming, with fox-like eyes.
Small, but not lacking a straight nose.
The slightly upturned red lips look very elastic, like jelly gummies, and I want to take a bite when I see it.
Her beauty turned out to be blurred by gender.
Just looking at her appearance, it will make people think that she is a man and looks like a woman.
But whether it is a man or a woman, she is a beauty.
"Don't look at it again!" Her voice is also very ethereal, like a hollow valley orchid.
Qin Yu felt that he was a little rude, so he smiled and said, "I'm sorry, I'm out of shape." ”
"Perverted, mixed ......"
Yin Nanfeng wanted to scold, but he immediately coughed violently, coughing up blood.
"Don't scream, you're too poisoned, if you keep getting emotional, you'll die." Qin Yu said.
Yin Nanfeng wanted to say that she would die, but when she really thought that if she really died, she would be very reluctant, and she didn't dare to die.
"Illness is not a doctor, please believe in my medical ethics."
Qin Yu went to get a pack of silver needles and came back, and said: "Now I still give you needles, and there are many positions that need needles, so it is inevitable to be rude, but you must know that I am here to save you, so please don't hold grudges." ”
"I, I, can't I get a female doctor?" Yin Nanfeng asked.
Qin Yu shook his head and said, "If this can be cured by anyone, why do you think Old Dog Zhou has to find me to save you?" ”
As he spoke, two silver needles had already pierced Yin Nanfeng's shoulders.
Yin Nanfeng only felt a chill on her shoulders, and then she felt a very soft qi enter her body, making her very comfortable.
"What got into my body?" Yin Nanfeng asked.
Qin Yu saw that she no longer resisted, so he said: "It's my Qi machine, a congenital Qi." ”
"What is a congenital Qi? What does it do? ”
Yin Nanfeng's temperament is actually very similar to Zu'er, he likes to dance with knives and sticks since he was a child, and he is particularly interested in this kind of thing.
"As for what the innate Yiqi is, it is too complicated to explain, and you can understand that after a person is born, the purest energy in the body."
Qin Yu explained, while quickly dropping the needle: "What does it do, my innate Yiqi is probably like a white blood cell, becoming a little guard in your body, helping you clean up all the toxins in the iron sand." ”
"Hmm, that's amazing, can I see it?" Yin Nanfeng was more interested.
Qin Yu shook his head and said, "Only by practicing the four grades of Qi can you have inner knowledge and see your own Qi machine." ”
"Can you teach me?" Yin Nanfeng asked.
Qin Yu shook his head and said, "No, your qualifications are not good, and you are not suitable for practicing Qi." ”
"This girl is smart and icy!"
"Would a smart person stupidly skew his own eyes?"
"I thought Zhou Huaien was reluctant to pass on my true talents, but I didn't expect ......"
"I can cling to your Yin family, Zhou Laogou doesn't know how happy he is, how can he hide his secrets, you can't see through this, and you still say that you are smart?"
"Well, I'm an idiot!"
Yin Nanfeng looked depressed, thinking that if he thought about it more, he wouldn't have ended up in such a field.
is a big girl with yellow flowers, and she was seen through by a pervert.
"Oh, what are you holding me for?" Yin Nanfeng exclaimed, and the person had already been picked up by Princess Qin Yu.
Qin Yu walked towards the bed, and said: "The whole body needs to be needled, it's inconvenient in the bath bucket, you lie down, I'm going to start the operation!" ”