Chapter 368: The anchor is insane, right?
The gambler's sprawling twig-like tentacles were in front of Dunn in the blink of an eye, and at any given moment, such a scene would have been enough to be used as a highlight scene in a thriller movie.
However, at this moment, Dunn's body was filled with a strong comic temperament, he grabbed a branch with one hand, jumped up and down like a nimble monkey, and kept exclaiming in his mouth, dodging the branch that locked almost all his dodging directions with a brushing technique that even the Oriental Relics were amazed by.
"Buzz—"
The roar of the chainsaw echoed in the live broadcast room, whether it was the splattering of weird liquids, twisted and dry tentacles, or the wildly slicing chainsaws, every element was in line with the essence of a horror movie, but when they were pieced together, it gave people a strong sense of incongruity.
And the water army that had been arranged for a long time finally appeared at this moment, and the VIP barrage was quite eye-catching across the screen-
[The anchor is bringing goods to the chainsaw company, right? ] 】
[Damn, what you say is really similar. 】
[The anchor is so good at chopping, it must not be tired of logging, right? ] 】
……
or play memes, or joy, or ridicule barrage exploded in an instant, completely suppressing the last bit of depression and fear, only the anchor's joyful movements flowed on the screen.
"Bad luck, bad luck, bad luck!"
Constantly shouting bad luck, Dunn, who jumped up and down, finally made a gap with the chainsaw, and threw the chainsaw that was still spinning at high speed to the "body" of the gambler, but he was an acceleration runner out of the opened passage.
While drilling, he warned the drone:
"An open chainsaw is a dangerous thing, don't throw it like me! Know ERA (refer to the call of the donkey) ~~! ”
Before he could finish speaking, a branch was drawn on him, but the atmosphere that should have been very serious and frightened was completely destroyed by his out-of-voice, donkey-like cry.
Dunn was whipped out like a spinning top, but the angry cry made the audience clearly realize the fact that the anchor was still alive.
", I don't have a cat, you are critically ill as a tiger!"
Dunn, who was spinning in the air like a flying rocket team, grabbed the outer edge of the building covered with garbage, which was originally a very beautiful little hook hand, but the moment he turned over, he stepped on a broken watermelon, and the whole person "biaji~~" fell from the building ten meters high.
The audience was about to cover their faces, but they saw the thick branches suddenly sweep by, and the originally sturdy building slid down obliquely like a banana cut by a single molecular knife, and the original embarrassment was transformed into happiness in this instant.
"So you can't be afraid of fighting ghosts, you see that the branch is easy to cut down the building, but I am determined, I am not afraid, so he will not do anything when he draws me!"
Dunn, who was still wearing a watermelon peel on his head, finally stood up and issued a serious science to the audience in the live broadcast room, although the audience wanted to take out a mirror and let the anchor see how much difference there was between himself and the description of "nothing at all", but after a closer look, he found that although the tweed coat on the anchor's body had been drawn into a beggar's outfit, he really didn't shed a drop of blood.
[This is really invulnerable?! 】
The barrage appeared at the right time, and the audience who saw the branch cutting building would not feel that the thing lacked power, and the barrage in the live broadcast room suddenly ushered in a peak.
Feeling the large amount of [knowledge] pouring into his body, Dunn began to look left and right very comically, as if looking for a weapon that could be used.
Soon, his eyes lit up suddenly, not to describe it, the audience really saw that his eyes were shining at that moment!
Deng En, who finally found the "big killer", took a step forward and rushed out in a strange posture of running out with his body and his head still in place, but just when the audience wondered if the anchor had run his head away, he found that what was left in place was just the watermelon peel that "didn't have time to keep up" the anchor.
[Is the anchor interested in making a movie?] We at Blue Dock recently wanted to make an action comedy. 】
[We're twice as out of Colywood!] 】
[We're like lywood out four times!] 】
[Phew, where did Elephant Hollywood get the money?] 】
Accounts without real-name authentication are speaking out irresponsible, and they are not worried about the accountability of several film companies, after all, they are all experts of the secret consortium.
But the audience doesn't know this, in the cognition that "no one dares to fake the ID of a large company", they subconsciously take these barrages as real.
The atmosphere on the Internet became more and more hot, and more viewers were attracted to it, and then after being startled by the gambler who made people lose value just by looking at their appearance, they locked their attention on the anchor who was pouting and rummaging in the garbage heap.
[The anchor is not running yet? What are you doing with your pouts? 】
[, this ghost is an astringent ghost, right? Why do you only smoke clothes and not people? 】
[The anchor is invulnerable! ] 】
[God's invulnerability......]
There were more and more barrages, and Dunn, who was digging through the garbage heap like a wild dog digging a pit, suddenly paused, and then, from the pit, he took out a metal pipe the thickness of a small arm, held it in his hand, and showed a very standard advertising smile.
The picture even gave a close-up in an instant, if you don't consider the harsh environment behind you, you will think that this is another advertisement made by a daily chemical company anywhere.
And this close-up of Zhou's Dunn was only penalized for less than a second, and was interrupted by the gambler, who seemed to realize that he could not directly hurt his relationship, and this time the gambler actually carried a steamroller from nowhere and smashed it towards him.
It was in this composition full of a sense of crisis that Dunn suddenly pushed the metal pipe in his hand forward and said loudly in a tone full of advertising rhythm:
"Spray and wither herbicide! All weeds and fungi will die when sprayed! ”
As the words fell, his fingers pressed the spray suddenly, and the uniform spray suddenly sprayed out from the spout of the metal pipe, and the gambler, who was obviously not a plant, immediately began to struggle and twist the moment he came into contact with the spray, and even the dice head let out a painful wail.
[It's not scientific!] 】
[It's not magical!] 】
[Not metaphysical yet! ] 】
[I put up with the plastic wrap chocolate, what the hell is the herbicide?] 】
……
Watching the barrage of barrages that I don't know if it was a joke or tap water, Dunn squirted wildly while chasing the branches, and at the same time did not forget to explain angrily with his mouth covered by his sleeve:
"How many times have I said it, ghosts are made up of cognition, as long as you have strong willpower, what do you think ghosts are afraid of, he is afraid of! I think it looks like a weed, so I think it's scared of herbicides, so it's scared, you know? Ah, dare to resist? I squirt! ”
has played a lot of Hong Kong film stalks, maybe young people can't understand it......
(End of chapter)