Chapter 2: I didn't want to play!
Secretly thinking about the way back, Su Ye only felt extremely relaxed in his heart, so even if he saw an advertisement for "Funny Fish Live" popping up on the right side of the mobile phone webpage, he was not disgusted, and even became interested.
In order not to affect the tense atmosphere in the EDG lounge, he deliberately lowered the volume of his mobile phone before clicking on the advertisement.
Or maybe it's the network stuck, after Su Ye clicked into the advertisement, the web version of the live broadcast room that popped out was a black screen, and he only heard his voice, but didn't see his anchor.
Vaguely, Su Ye seemed to hear a male duck howling:
"Play and play, make trouble, don't make fun of your Sister Zhou!"
"High heels, leggings, ......"
"Don't be too comparative, compare ......"
Su Ye's expression gradually became strange.
As the screen in the live broadcast room was loaded, Su Ye saw the familiar female anchor in her memory.
In front of the camera, she was wearing a black off-the-shoulder sweater, with light brown and black hair draped over her shoulders, at first glance, she was a beauty.
It's just that the way the big lama spoke, coupled with the exaggerated and funny facial expressions, made Su Ye can't help but want to laugh.
"Worthy of a resistance fighter......"
Su Ye muttered in his heart, afraid that laughing out loud would affect Abu to reprimand Ah Guang, so he quickly closed the live webpage.
Later, Su Ye found that there was a "paste bar" icon on his phone.
He thought about it for a moment and clicked in.
On the earth before Su Ye crossed, there were many online social mecca, including Tieba, Thin, Zhihu, Xiaochishu, Xingban, ins, Little Blue Bird, etc......
Because the audiences of the major Internet holy places are different, they are given more detailed aliases by netizens, which are:
Sticker: Men's toilet
Meager: Women's restroom
Zhihu: Scenic toilet
Little Shawn Book: Garbage heap
Valva: Septic tank
ins: Turret
Little Blue Bird: Whole cereals
Of course, Su Ye is only a deaf rendering, such as "turret" and "cereal", I don't know what they do.
All he really knows is a "men's toilet".
In the post bar, you can learn a lot of information about the e-sports industry.
Sure enough, as soon as he clicked into the post bar, Su Ye saw a post from "Anti-pressure Back to the Pot" on the homepage - "How to evaluate the performance of EDG's top orders today?" ”
"Wei Zhen Chong ......" Su Ye smacked his tongue secretly, he seemed to have thought of how tragic the reply below the post was.
Anti-pressure back pot, referred to as anti-bar, also known as "e-sports toilet".
The biggest characteristics of anti-bar friends: extremely low quality, three coffins, and bad mouth.
However, the bad mouth is bad mouth, they are very fair when evaluating the professional players, whether they are strong or weak, they are all crowned with the word "animal", such as: Jian Animal, Song Animal, etc......
It is impossible for any professional player to escape the poisonous tongue of the "anti-bar people".
The predecessor became inferior, and they are indispensable to a credit.
Of course, the anti-bar people are not just as simple as spraying professional players, and bar friends often greet each other's parents and ancestors for 18 generations amicably, and even don't let go of themselves when they are ruthless......
Resist the classic saying: Resist the big stage, if there is a horse, you will come.
Su Ye shook his head and sighed, giving up the idea of clicking on this post about Ah Guang to see the reply.
It's nothing more than Ah Guang being sprayed by the anti-bar people in a different way......
Then, Su Ye continued to scroll down, trying to find useful or interesting information.
Anyway, he's always been like a transparent person in the lounge, and no one cares, so it's unreasonable not to have some fun for himself.
Soon, Su Ye's eyes fell on another post:
"The mentally handicapped, the bar, the problem of the friend concentration building" - from the mentally handicapped bar.
What a strange name...... With a hint of curiosity, Su Ye clicked in.
1st Floor: My girlfriend is green, how can I comfort her?
2nd Floor: How do you get eight hours of sleep in three hours?
3rd Floor: Do I need to be present to issue a death certificate?
4th floor: Since the express delivery will arrive in three days, why not send the express three days in advance?
5th Floor: Pigs eat feed People eat pigs, so why don't people eat feed directly?
These questions made Su Ye dumbfounded.
This......
Is it really a question that a normal person can ask?
There are even more unnatural problems -
8th floor: Grandma gave birth to my mother, and my mother gave birth to me, why didn't my grandmother give birth to me directly?
9th Floor: People ate and pulled out, why don't we just eat?
Su Ye almost didn't squirt out a mouthful of old blood.
He wanted to laugh a little, but the tense atmosphere in the lounge made him hold back.
After a few seconds, Su Ye finally saw a serious question: which part of the chicken's body is the chicken fillet?
Re: It should be the chicken's Liuhai.
"Poof......
Su Ye was inexplicably poked at the G-spot, and he really couldn't hold back, "Hahaha grass, this is too TM sand sculpture ......"
Although he felt like he was laughing quietly, he ...... Abu, who was in the distance, took out his mobile phone and glanced at it, frowned, then turned angry and looked at Su Ye:
"Su Ye, you come over to me!"
Su Ye couldn't laugh.
He pressed the lock screen button on his phone, stuffed it in his pocket, and walked over honestly.
"What are you snickering at, is what I'm saying funny!?" Abu stared at Su Ye and turned into an angry King Kong.
Su Ye felt a little wronged and explained: "Coach, I admit that I laughed a little louder, but I am not targeting you, but ......"
"What? You say we're all garbage? Abu's eyes narrowed, "Okay, good, I haven't seen you so crazy before." In that case, let's let you play in the next game. ”
"Huh?"
"Huh?"
"Huh?"
In an instant, the mouths of all EDG team members turned into an "o" shape.
Let Su Ye play?
Coach Abu doesn't have a problem with his brain, right?
The same question popped into everyone's minds at the same time, and their eyes fell on Abu, as if trying to tell if he was joking or not.
Su Ye also looked at Abu, he was a little confused at the moment.
When did you say they were all rubbish?
Abu's brain replenishment ability, is it too exaggerated?
In the face of everyone's eye inquiries, Abu gave the answer with action: "Ah Guang's state has been very poor recently, and the next step is Su Yeshang." And just like that, I went to submit the application. ”
After saying that, he slapped the corner of his clothes with his right hand, turned around and walked out of the lounge, leaving a group of dumbfounded people.
As Abu's back completely disappeared, everyone came back to their senses and gradually shifted their attention to Su Ye.
Especially Ah Guang, staring at Su Ye with surprise in his eyes.
Faced with different eyes, Su Ye, who was also confused, was also helpless, touched his nose, and said that he was also an innocent "victim".
The lounge was so quiet that only Rita's commentary came from the live screen on the wall: "The first two games are really exciting, whether it is EDG or RNG, they are the best in the LPL team." Now RNG is 2:0 ahead of EDG, I don't know if EDG can create a miracle that makes two chase three......"
At this time, the factory director, who had the highest prestige among the members of the EDG team, finally couldn't help but break the silence, and he frowned:
"What is the coach doing? No matter how bad Ah Guang's state is, it can't be compared to ......"
Halfway through his words, he seemed to realize that something was wrong, so he changed his euphemism, "Brother Ye Zi hasn't played for a year, and now at this critical moment, it is inevitable that we will make mistakes because we don't adapt to the rhythm of the game, and now we don't have a chance to try and make mistakes." What the hell does Abu think!? ”
It can be seen from the factory director's call "Abu" that he is very uneasy in his heart.
As for "Brother Ye", it is what the EDG players have always called Su Ye.
It's just that no one answered the words of the factory director.
The factory director can unscrupulously "accuse" Abu, because they have always had a good relationship in private, but the other team members are different, even if they are very dissatisfied, they never dare to complain together.
Seeing that no one answered, the factory director looked at Su Ye with serious eyes: "Brother Ye, why did Abu suddenly let you play?" ”
At this moment, he even suspected that there was an ulterior deal between Abu and Su Ye.
Facing the factory director's aggressive question, Su Ye spread his hands: "I know a dick, I don't want to play!" ”
Lao Tzu just wants to retire the live broadcast as soon as possible to make money...... He added another sentence in his heart.