"Damn, there's something wrong with this NPC!"

"If I'm not mistaken, this is an ancient setting, right? How can there still be a guitar? ”

"What is the guitar, he meows and the bass! It's the first time I've ever known that bass is still unplugged! ”

"Don't talk about bass, isn't this violin? Although there is no keyboard, you can form a band with a dulcimer or guzheng, right? ”

"it! Drums too! In reality, drummers discriminate, and they still play this set in the game, right? Don't even game NPCs sell drum kits? ”

As soon as Yun Yao went online, she heard a noise, and seeing that the familiar thatched house had been surrounded by players, she suddenly had a bad premonition in her heart.

Fortunately, although Yun Yao is still a weak chicken in the mouth of the NPC, in the player group, she can be regarded as a member of the group with internal strength, and it didn't take much effort to squeeze a passage, but when she saw the small thatched hut that was no longer familiar, her eyes suddenly darkened.

Originally, there was only one wooden frame outside the thatched house, on which were placed well-painted erhu, guzheng and the like, but at this moment, the thatched house was surrounded by all kinds of shelves, and at a glance, it was a variety of Western musical instruments.

At this moment, the somewhat outrageous NPC was holding a violin on its shoulder, making an unpleasant noise like sawing wood, but as time went on, she could clearly feel that this guy was slowly finding his senses.

And then, this tune ·····

"Who taught you to play this?"

Looking at the little apprentice who suddenly jumped in front of him, as if the relationship between master and apprentice had been reversed, Feng Xue suppressed the smile in her heart, and pretended to be cute:

"Yesterday, a foot merchant sold me, saying that it was a song brought from the Western Regions, it was quite fun, it should be very suitable for dancing, well, it is quite in line with the habit of Hu people to dance without saying a word, speaking of which this instrument is also interesting, it does not hinder the play of body skills at all, it feels quite suitable for actual combat, but the difficulty is a bit high, um, should I try the etude or something first?"

“..····” Yun Yao held back the words of the complaining back into her stomach, could this not be suitable for dancing? This is the Pure Land of Bliss!

Which bastard taught NPCs to play the Pure Land of Bliss with their violins?! Also disguised as a foot merchant? In other words, do players have money to run the business now?

No, it's not the problem, the problem now is...

"Master, master, I can play the guitar, can you accept me as an apprentice?!" "Master, and me, my bass is a thief six!"

"That, I don't know this, I'm an erhu, do you still accept it?"

Seeing a few players who pounced, Yun Yao suddenly covered her face, but Feng Xue had an expression of "although I don't understand, it seems to be quite interesting", and she was completely amused:

"I don't know what a guitar bass is, if you can use it, play it and listen to it, it's nothing to be able to accept it, after all, it's very troublesome to explore so many instruments by yourself, but the ugly words are ahead, I really don't know much about these instruments, but I can still hear the quality of the song, don't try to fool me!

"Of course, of course!"

Several players picked up their own musical instruments and started playing in front of Feng Xue, the corners of Feng Xue's mouth slightly curled

Originally, I was still feeling that there were a lot of talents in this novice village, but after a closer look, I found that these few were not one of the two hundred players in Dahuaishu Village at all, and I was afraid that they didn't run all the way from other villages.

Just as he was pondering which ones to take, a player who looked a little silly approached and whispered:

"Master, can you make me a drum? We can't engage in drummer discrimination! ”

"Drums? I know what kind of drums, snares, but you have to do the materials yourself. Feng Xue was just right to show ignorance, but the player shook his head and said:

"It's not one drum, it's a set of drums, such a big one, such a big one, and a particularly large one and two small ones, well, and several cymbals······" The player danced and compared the composition of the drum kit, seemed to be in a bit of a hurry, and simply said:

"Master, wait for me, I'll draw a picture for you, if you can get me the drum kit, just form a band with these brothers!"

"Band? It's interesting, you, you, and you, you're good, the rest can go, really, don't think that I can't hear who didn't make a sound when there were so many people! Yes, that's you! ”

Feng Xue mercilessly drove away a few indiscriminate ones, and then started band teaching.

Although the character design does not understand rock and roll, the music theory is basically the same, and Feng Xue teaches not musical instruments, but music attack! Again, the focus is not on the instrument used, but on the combination of sound waves and internal forces.

And the tuning of the instrument······ Since you can, make it up yourself!

Seeing that the resources that she originally enjoyed alone suddenly increased by several players, Yun Yao suddenly felt a sense of crisis, and the most intuitive thing was that she had fewer thoughts of exploding Feng Xue's gold coins every day.

However, for Feng Xue, it doesn't matter whether she wants to explode her gold coins or not, what matters is whether this player band can be famous.

"I'll go, it's amazing! My master, did you really make it? ”

Early the next morning, when the players went online again, the drummer with the ID of "Don't call me when he opened the sound" looked at the drum kit that Feng Xue rubbed out overnight, and the whole person was shocked, you can rub out the instrument according to the drawings this night, isn't it a bit too exaggerated?

Wait, this is the game? Oh, that's fine.

The game is such a magical thing, no matter how outrageous it is, as long as you put on the skin of the game, it seems to immediately become reasonable, no matter how real the game is, in the minds of players, one more outrageous thing is just a matter of a few codes - just like no matter how unreasonable things are, as long as they are thrown to rock and roll, they will be reasonable.

Feng Xue was also happy to take advantage of the players' mentality, giving up the drum kit that was not up to the pitch to the drummer, and asked how to adjust the drum with a humble attitude.

For this scene, Yun Yao felt that her whole person was not good, obviously a few days ago, everything in this game was still normal, what happened to make the character of this classical hidden master become so rock?

"Rock and roll, just rock and roll, I just need to learn my own!" Yun Yao took a deep breath, feeling that she had seen enough outrageous things, and even if this band played majesticly, she would not waver in any way.

Then she realized that she was so naïve. Because ······

When she went online again, she saw her own junior brother wielding his beloved guitar as if he were wielding a tomahawk, chasing the bass hand chop.

And his own cheap master is pointing and shouting words such as "pay attention to your steps" and "attack him on the road".

"I haven't been online for a few hours, what's going on?"

writer

ps1: This chapter could have been written a long time ago, three mosquitoes circled me, it's simple, everything has spirits, mosquitoes don't!

PS2: The drummer meme is mainly a strange case that I heard from a police friend before, which is a band coming to perform, the bassist goes to tea with the guitar and the lead singer, and the police arrest him, and finally the drummer who sleeps in the hotel goes to pick it up. Then the band broke up, and it is said that the drummer said, "They don't call me for such a rock thing!" ”

That was the first time I knew that rock wasn't just music······

Speaking of this story, I also saw several versions later, there are guitarists who are left behind, there are bassists who are left behind, and there seem to be elements such as "spreading sales" and "persuading to be good", anyway, I heard it from a friend who is a police officer, I don't know if it's an original text or a coincidence.

By the way, no matter which version, it seems that the bassist who brings people to crack······ So the bassist is a slapper per capita?

Some people died, but not completely......