"That's all?" Hearing that "Dexter" didn't even report his surname except for his name, the teacher raised his eyebrows slightly, and Dexter nodded calmly:

"Yes, that's it."

Although "......" knew that most transfer students were more or less troublesome, the teacher didn't expect that this boy, who seemed to be quite normal, would actually give him a whole moth from the introduction of himself.

Taking a deep breath, the teacher sighed:

"So, does anyone have any questions?"

"Me!" A girl who looked quite lively raised her hand and waved, and said with a very sunny smile:

"Where did Dexter-san come from?"

"Hmm...... Roan, Pachira, Plind, Pischutte, Loleon, Kremsburg, Chipper, Erlo......"

"Ahem, ahem!" Listening to Dexter's report on the name of the dish as if holding the t0 echelon of the most chaotic city ranking on the planet today, the teacher forcibly interrupted his speech and said with a dry smile:

"It seems that Dexter has been to many countries, do you have any hobbies?"

As soon as the words came out, the teacher wanted to slap himself, for fear that this classmate would spit out something shocking, but to her surprise, Dexter just showed a smile and replied:

"My hobbies are musical instruments and painting, and I hope to pursue a career in design in the future."

"Okay, everyone applauds and welcomes the new classmates, well, Dexter, you're not bad in height, how are your eyesight?" The teacher glanced around the classroom and asked a question, Feng Xue knew what she meant, and naturally responded:

"My eyesight is not bad, and there is no problem with the back row."

"That's good, there's a vacant seat in the penultimate row, you sit first, and then adjust if there's anything wrong, Nanami, take care of the new classmates!" The teacher shouted to the girl who was about to become Dexter's tablemate, and the other party immediately responded.

Dexter followed the sound and saw that it was a girl with long orange hair, looking very energetic.

When Feng Xue sat down, the official bell rang with it, and the head teacher knocked on the lectern and spread out the lesson plan:

"Okay, let's start class, Dexter, if there's anything you don't understand, you can ask after class."

After speaking, the teacher did not delay, immediately opened the textbook, and wrote an excerpt from what seemed to be a traditional poem of Buda Ali on the blackboard, while reading it aloud in a subdued tone.

The classroom seemed quite quiet for a while, and at this moment, a note with words written on it came from the side-

[Dexter, did you go to school in Luo An before? 】

Scanning the words on the note, Dexter looked at his table mates, then picked up his pen and, as if taking notes, wrote:

[That's right, do you want to see the student ID card of Luo'an Experimental Middle School?] 】

"Eh, is that okay?" The girl who was called Nanami by the teacher looked at the note, and her eyes immediately lit up, but remembering that she was still in class, she immediately covered her mouth, straightened her body, and confirmed that the teacher was still writing a board book, so she breathed a sigh of relief and continued to chat:

[I heard that Luo An's side was the first to be attacked by [Heavenly Court]? 】

[It seems so, but I had already transferred to Erluo at the time.] Dexter's pen quickly swiped across the page, looking at this somewhat familiar but very unfamiliar place name, Nanami thought for a few seconds before remembering that this seemed to be a coastal city in the White Forest Country, and immediately wondered:

[Bai Linguo's one? I heard that the people of Bai Lin Kingdom are all muscular men, is it true? 】

[It's Bai Lin's that's right, but it's a bit biased to say that they are all muscular and strong, this is a bit biased, although Bai Lin's ethos is fitness, but not everyone only eats chicken breast and drinks protein powder, your statement, it's like Bai Lin's legend that every woman in Buda Ali has tattoos......]

Seeing the words written by Dexter, Nanami's face turned red and she immediately wrote:

[That's a magic pattern, it's used to improve the efficiency of meditation, it can be washed off, and why do you have this impression! ] 】

Who knows? Dexter left a meaningful reply, and Nanami's expression suddenly became subtle, and looking at her expression, you can understand that she actually knows the reason.

But just when Nanami wanted to change the topic and stop talking about this embarrassing impression related to some film and television works, the head teacher's voice suddenly sounded:

"Dexter, read this paragraph!"

When Dexter heard this, he immediately stood up, looked at the board and said:

"Heaven and earth are entangled, the remnants of the sun are dyed with fire, the Titan peaks, the thunder is shining, and the armies are subdued...... (Buda Ali in ancient language)"

"Very good, Dexter's Budaari is very good." The teacher nodded with satisfaction, and then said:

"So, try to translate what that means."

As the words fell, a large number of eyes in the class were projected, and what the students saw was Dexter's confident expression.

I saw him put his fist to his mouth, coughed lightly twice, then raised his head with his chest straight, and said in a rather translational tone:

"The horizon where the incendiary bombs were dropped was as red as the sunset, and the Typhon-type Titan as tall as a mountain was constructed to activate the strafing mode of the Thunderbolt Cannon, and all enemy troops had to surrender under this powerful firepower...... Well, the Typhon-type Titan build, I remember it was put into the assembly during the White Rose War thirty years ago, and it was a war correspondent on the battlefield of the White Rose War who wrote this? ”

As the words fell, it was as if time had frozen in the already quiet classroom, until about three seconds later, the sound of maniacal laughter echoed throughout the classroom.

"Ahem......"

For the sake of the teacher's dignity, the teacher who forcibly held back his smile coughed twice and said in a somewhat out-of-tune tone:

"That, poof, well, Dexter, this article is the manuscript of a Buda Ali poet nine hundred years ago, in the ancient Buda Ali language, adjectives will be placed after nouns, here the titan refers to the Titan in Buda Ali mythology, used to describe the height of the mountain, not the peak to describe the Titan, in the same way, the remnant glow dyes the fire to say that the sunset is like a flame, not a flame like a sunset......"

As the teacher narrated, the smile was slowly suppressed by him, but the students who looked at the teacher's serious answers laughed even more.

Then, the one who laughed the most, the skull cracked.

Seeing this, the originally calm teacher immediately closed his mouth, took a few steps back to the podium, pressed a button, and almost the next moment, a voice sounded:

"What's the situation?"

"There is a student in the first class of the second year who cracks his head with laughter!"

"Understood!"

After a brief conversation, the sound of hurried footsteps soon came, and the student who laughed out of a hole was immediately carried onto the stretcher, and after the other students did not dare to laugh anymore, the teacher took a deep breath and said:

"Although there are well-established emergency measures in the school, don't ignore common sense! Got it? Alright, let's move on to class! ”

After speaking, the teacher continued to explain the poetry appreciation, but Dexter looked at the position of the student who was carried away in confusion, and said speechlessly:

"What is this? Happy? Or is it a brainstorm? But this is not a [convertible]?! ”

Dexter's laboratory is a childhood memory, when I was a child, my sister's blood pressure soared, and when I grew up, I was full of American-style anti-intellectualism, smart people can't solve problems with scientific methods, and stupid [beep-] who has nothing to mess around with can become a savior, and smart people end up either becoming bullied social animals or villains who destroy the world.

But think about it carefully, with the Colombian atmosphere, the school is also excluded and bullied with good grades, and the popular ones are lively characters like my sister, such as cheerleaders, rugby players or something, so Colombians watch this animation and bring in that mentally handicapped sister?

Well, the classic anti-intellectualization belongs to yes.

But in fact, if you look closely, you find that the author seems to be ironic, for example, in my memory, it seems to be the last episode broadcast by the TV station, the protagonist makes himself a repeater who can only talk about egg rolls, and as a result, he is popular everywhere, and finally runs for president to rule the world, but the laboratory password cannot be entered, causing the laboratory to self-destruct, maybe I think too much, but isn't this saying "Being a repeater (fool) can gain everything, but only lose yourself?" ”

(End of chapter)